At the opening ceremony, the second person to take the stage to give a welcome speech and a speech of thanks was

The grade representative of the second year of high school - Banzawa Daodi.

This is the same thing as Fujiwara Akihi, and he is also a juvenile writer.

He once wrote in the famous literary and artistic Spring and Autumn Period, and at his peak, he was also a man of the hour in a private purple university.

However, as a writer, it is clear that he has checked a lot more than Fujiwara Akihi, both in terms of appearance and strength.

His whole speech quoted scriptures, and the core content of the topic was about chasing the wind and catching shadows, anyway, he talked for a long time, left cloud hand, right push circle, very clear and generous.

It gives people the feeling of reading a high school textbook.

The whole speech lasted for a full minute and a half, and in this atmosphere, it was the turn of the speaker of the opening ceremony on the second day of the opening ceremony - Fujiwara Akihi.

For a moment, the audience immediately fell silent.

The Saito Mizufowl in the audience pointed to the rostrum with an extremely excited expression at this time, and said, "Come on, let's take a look." ”

Following the direction of his finger, Fujiwara Akihi walked to the center of the rostrum, and saw him stretch out his hand, click on the microphone, and there was a sound of "poof" and "poof".

This look is extremely serious, but it gives people a non-Fujiwara-esque feeling.

This seriousness has a funny feeling, just like Mr. Bean.

"The senior sister in front of me is really flattering to me. Let me think about what words to use to describe it. Fujiwara Akihi smiled dryly, and then he lifted his head and pinched his chin with his left hand to freeze the gesture.

Seeing Fujiwara Autumn just looking up at the sky and not speaking, the crowd at the scene was suddenly happy.

Obviously, this is Fujiwara Akina, who is deliberately playing stupid, in response to the previous speech by Shirashima Shahe.

And at this time, the supervising teacher under the rostrum, Zao Teng's heart couldn't help but twitch, he didn't know that Fujiwara Akihi had already written a speech, and now after seeing this scene, he only thought that Fujiwara Akiga was stuck.

But whether it's a real or fake jam, he has a bad feeling that he is about to lose his teeth.

(It won't be the beginning of the thank-you speech, so I don't know what to say.) Or is he going to do something and take this opportunity to do something to Sakamoto? It shouldn't be. Fujiwara-kun should be quite steady, it doesn't make sense)

Sakamoto looked at Fujiwara Akihi in disbelief and thought uneasily.

But thinking about it, Fujiwara Akihi suddenly realized, and finally spoke again: "This is definitely called killing, killing." Sister Shirashima, I'm not as tempting as you say. You're going to be misunderstood. The seniors in the second year of high school are about to be qualified for the student union. When you say that, how will I face my seniors in the second year of high school in the future? Can the same people in the first year of high school give our seniors more applause? ”

"Hahahaha"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and with his order, the first-year girls at the scene immediately applauded in an organized and disciplined manner.

And this opening remark also made the already somewhat dull opening ceremony lively.

Seeing that the atmosphere had almost been mobilized, Fujiwara Akihi straightened his collar and resumed his serious expression

Just listen to him say seriously:"I don't have any ups and downs,Gorgeous words and sentences to dedicate to everyone,Those words of thanks,Words of resignation,Because the seniors and seniors in front of me have almost said everything I want to say,So I plan to change my perspective today.,Through storytelling,Warm up the atmosphere of the school festival for everyone.。 At the same time, by the way, summarize yesterday's school festival to avoid mistakes that happened before.。。 There are three of my stories, all of which are very short, so please feel free to listen. ”

Fujiwara Akihi cleared his eyes and began to narrate slowly.

When the students heard this, they were a little stunned, and they couldn't help but look at me and look at you, and felt that the situation in front of them had become more and more difficult.

How did the speech of the opening ceremony be made into a story summary meeting by Fujiwara Akihi.

This is that emotional intelligence is dull, and I know that Fujiwara Autumn is going to make trouble

"My first story was this, one day a husband came home from work, and he saw his wife teaching his son and ignored them. I went straight to the kitchen and saw a pot of fried dumplings fried on the low table, so I put a bowl of it and ate it. I felt that my mouth was weird when I ate it, so I didn't eat much. After eating, the husband saw that his wife was still beating his son there, and he couldn't see it anymore, so he said, "Teach your children not to use violence all the time, but to be more reasonable!" ”

His wife said at this time: "A good pot of fried dumplings, he actually sprinkled a soak of urine into it, saying that it was thickening, do you say that it is annoying?" When the husband heard this, he immediately said, "Daughter-in-law, take a break and let me beat me!" ”

"Hahahaha"

The playground burst into laughter, amused by the reversal of the story!

Frankly, the content of this story is not outstanding.

But Katsu is victorious, and Fujiwara Akihi uses ventriloquist and other acting skills in the process of speaking and speaking.

Therefore, in the process of imitation, it is like acting, giving people the feeling of watching a live performance.

When the people watching thought that the husband had actually eaten the fried dumplings thickened with his son's urine, how could people not laugh out loud at that scene.

But in addition to the laughter, the appearance of confusion also appeared.

This is also a joke that makes logical sense.,What does it have to do with summarizing yesterday's school festival?

This matter can't be connected with yesterday's eight poles.

Seeing that most of the people below were still puzzled and puzzled as to why they said this, Fujiwara Akihi smiled, saw him shake his head, and continued, "I know that someone will definitely ask me now, what is the meaning of what you said such a story. And what does it have to do with yesterday's school festival?。 What about this?"

Hearing this, many people instantly put on a posture of listening to their ears.

Among these people, Sakamoto Yunshen, who is now thinking of a way to attack Nishino Nanase, is also listening to Fujiwara Akihi's speech in the classroom at this time.

I want to see what my future competitor is going to do.

Thinking so, Fujiwara Akihi paused and said, "I know everyone is confused, but please continue to listen." When all is said and done, I think you'll understand why I'm saying that. Here's what my second story is about. There was a tourist driving on a mountain path, and while he was enjoying the beautiful scenery, the truck driver suddenly rolled down the window and shouted at him, just like this. ”

"Pig Pig Pig"

Fujiwara Autumn shouted loudly.

Because of the similarity of imitation, the girls in the audience couldn't help laughing at this time.

Of course, the more tourists thought about it, the more angry they became, and finally rolled down the window and scolded: "You are a pig!" You're the pig" but he didn't think about it, and as soon as he finished scolding, he ran head-on into a group of pigs crossing the road. ”

“？？？？”

When everyone at the scene heard this, although they still had a smile on their lips, the confusion accumulated in their hearts became more and more lacking.

Because this story has nothing to do with yesterday's school festival is still a wind horse cow.。

If the first story is a satire that in the process of children's education, the father does not discipline his children as much as the mother, and finally blames himself.

What is the second story about?

Advise others not to misinterpret other people's good intentions, that will only make you suffer?

Or is it a warning to everyone - don't jump to conclusions before you know why, you must first learn to control your emotions and observe patiently to avoid regrets afterwards?

Fujiwara Akihi's tone and voice suddenly changed again, and he stated the third story: "The third story happened yesterday, and the content of the story is like this. Yesterday there was a self-righteous high school freshman who took a leave of absence from school to go to the company for training. At noon, because he vaguely noticed that the teacher who trained him suddenly looked at him a little strange and weird, and his expression was slightly pitiful. So the high school student immediately realized that the company should have something to hide from him. Thinking so, the boy Jedi went to the bottom and tried it. ”

Hearing this,The breath of the whole playground suddenly stagnated.,Fujiwara Akihi's tone was still relaxed when he told the story before.,This suddenly said himself.,It's really uncomfortable.。。

And as long as the people who are at the scene at this time are not stupid, they can hear Fujiwara Akihi recalling and stating what he experienced yesterday from a third perspective.

This incident includes Sakamoto Yunsheng's forced kiss to Sasha Minato at the opening ceremony, and also includes the live scolding incident of the glasses male god.

"Because I feel a little defeated, high school students can't help but wonder what happened to them. Will there be such a change in the company's staff? It's a matter of school, or a matter of family. At that time, high school students thought to themselves that it shouldn't be a problem in the school.,After all, the school is holding a school festival.,And everyone is a literate and high-grade student.。 And even if it's a problem with IQ, my brother also warned the other party on Twitter beforehand. Therefore, if the other party's brain is really online, there is no reason to do stupid things, right? ”

"Hahaha"

In the audience, hearing Fujiwara Akihi's words, many boys in the first year of high school suddenly couldn't hold back anymore.

Laughter en masse.

Some smart students have already seen the true purpose of Fujiwara Autumn at this time.

Obviously, the two stories just now are all allusions to Sakamoto Yunsheng.

And now it's the end of the game that has been rolled out, and complete the mending knife against Sakamoto Yunsheng.

So I thought it couldn't be something happening at home, so I used the company's intranet and contacted my father. It turns out that I was overly concerned. I was like the father of the first story, and I didn't calculate that there really were people in this world who would be so stupid and always do things that were not planned. Fujiwara Akihi said: "And then, I think that through yesterday's story, there are so many hidden truths, which can also be reflected through the little story I told earlier. ”

"First," Fujiwara Akihi raised his index finger and said solemnly, "Don't think too highly of yourself, and don't think too highly of your enemies." Everything has to be looked at from many aspects. Otherwise, you may do a lot of things in vain because of the stupidity and incompetence of the enemy. My senior brother once summed up such a famous saying: If you are not afraid of a god-like opponent, you are afraid of a pig-like teammate.

I think this sentence can be added after the sentence, if you really encounter an opponent like a pig, you must be careful, the other party is reckless and costly. ”

Fujiwara Akihi said it very seriously, but more people in the audience couldn't help but laugh.

It's definitely a touch-up, absolutely, absolutely!

It's just that the mending knife can be mended like this, and today can be regarded as a long insight.

Some girls even covered their mouths with one hand and their stomachs with the other, laughing painfully, and kept rubbing them.

"Second," Fujiwara Akihi put his middle finger up, "You must think about the consequences before doing things." Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, that will only hurt you. Do you remember that on Monday night, my senior brother kindly reminded a certain classmate on Twitter not to make mistakes, but some people took this incident as a deaf ear and didn't want to think about the consequences of doing these things at all. Any idea what happened last night? The elders of the other party personally called to apologize for him.

In order to make me angry, my brother turned on the mobile phone on speakerphone. I remember the person who called at the time saying this.

"Ikegami-san, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I really don't know how this thing will end up like this, it's all kids' nonsense, and you're obviously embarrassed by what you're doing now. We Yunsheng have done such stupid things these days when we are tired of playing ball, don't you remember the villain. Our lord must teach him a good lesson. ”

Fujiwara Akiri pinched his throat and imitated the voice of an old man, and when this remark fell, more people laughed "ahhaha" and burst into tears.

Makinohara's sister Miyuki Makino even squatted down at this time and lay on the ground with a smile.

Kanna Hashimoto held Miyuki Makino's body, and he was also smiling happily at this time.

But all this is not over, Fujiwara Akihi's mending knife is still continuing.

"My senior brother didn't agree to this matter when he was angry. And you know, the person who calls for the first time is not the protagonist, but the protagonist's secretary. And the other party's secretary came to apologize, but the main owner was still happy and happy, do you think you will be happy with this perfunctory apology? ”

Fujiwara Akihi said this and pointed the microphone at the audience, and because of the previous foreshadowing, the students in the audience naturally responded loudly in unison.

"No"

And in the face of everyone's response, Fujiwara Akiga smiled.

But in an instant, I saw him shaking his head and sighing lightly, making an unfathomable look: "Yes, the senior brother was indeed unhappy at the beginning. But there is one place that reflects the greatness of the senior brother, because I think that the secretary is old, and it is not a matter of being begged by the other party so much, and in the end he decided to let go of a certain sophomore classmate, so he gave me a private order with that classmate.

Although I didn't like this order from my brother, my brother taught me to be tolerant. And he said that to me seriously

Saying that, Fujiwara Akihi directed and acted on the rostrum again to change the voice of the second doppelganger, and said in a thick voice: "Senior brother, you have to learn to be tolerant in this matter, you can't be like that kind of gentleman, remember, tolerating others is belly; To humble oneself is to carry weight; Taken together, it is the quality of a person. ”

As these words fell, the whole school turned their backs, regardless of men and women, teachers and students, some boys simply knelt on the ground and laughed directly.

Even the students in Class A of the second year of high school, as well as some parents, couldn't help but shake with laughter.

This kind of improvisational ventriloquist imitation and situational performance is indeed too interesting.

But even so, Fujiwara Akihi's mending knife continued, and he still said with a serious face: "Laugh at what you laugh, laugh at what you laugh at." I'm talking about something very serious. Today's three summaries are my earnest summaries. Ladies and gentlemen, do you think I am wrong? ”

"I didn't ...... Yes"

Because of the laughter, the answers of the students in the audience this time were intermittent.

And in such an atmosphere, Fujiwara Akihi's ultimate killer move has been made.

"Sakamoto-kun. If you're listening now, I have one more question for you, did you think it would be like this when you did those things yesterday? Once again, I would like to remind you that you should consider the consequences of doing things, and what I can remind you is that my response is far from over, you must practice hard in the past few months, and in three months, watch me abuse you on the court. My Fujiwara autumn was originally a tooth for a tooth, and ten times the return. You haven't paid off your interest yet. ”

In this way, in the midst of the stunned gathering of the whole school, Fujiwara Autumn looked at the rolling blue clouds above his head and raised his head to meet the skylight.

Ended his speech at the opening ceremony of the school festival.。