When I Wake Up Chapter Seventy-Six: No Brain

"Don't make trouble~" Qianshan smiled and waved his hand, "Boss, I was wrong, I can't do it if I'm wrong......"

"Who's messing with you? Suffer death! The Overlord shouted at the top of his voice, but his body remained motionless.

When Qianshan was scratching his head and didn't know what to do, the overlord's voice came again: "Come on! Come here! I'm going to exhaust you to death! Exhausted to death! With that, he raised the shield in his hand again.

Although Chiyama perfectly understood that the overlord meant to want to attack him himself...... of the shield, and then tired and forced to throw in the towel. But it's stupid to think about it, it's stupid to think about it.

Qianshan walked over, Qianshan raised the knife, Qianshan raised the knife with one hand, and the knife was cut in two......

Naturally, it's impossible!

Qianshan had a flattering smile on his face, and kept saying, "Yes, yes, yes, I was wrong, I was wrong" Yunyun's words, hoping that the overlord could dissipate his anger.

"Hmph╯^╰ Don't think about it, stop dreaming, and tell you the truth." The overlord curled the corners of his lips, and a malicious smile was revealed, "Actually, I have long wanted to know, whether it is your shield that is powerful, or your knife that is powerful!" ”

“…… Is this interesting...... "A thousand mountains are bald"? ”

"Yes, aren't you curious?"

Qianshan was bald again and asked, "If it is broken, will you repair it?" ”

"I won't!" (It's not straightforward, it's strong!) )

"Boss, boss, boss, boss, you are really my boss, don't you mess with me, okay......" Qianshan looked bitter and pleading, tsk, very pitiful...... Ahem, no, it makes those who see it cry and those who hear it sad......

"Alright, alright." The overlord pretended to shiver, "I really can't stand you, it's just a joke (probably)." ”

"Hey, hey, hey, hey......" both laughed.

"The boss's acting skills are really perfect, Niu X Klaas!" (Chiyama looks flattering.) )

"Little brother, your acting skills are not bad, you can barely get a little golden man." (The overlord said this, with a smug look on his face, as if he wanted to be modest and proud, which is really the "true color" of the little golden man.) )

"Where is it, it is also the good luck of the boss, or the boss is the well-deserved choice of the master, that is, this little golden man is not worthy of the boss at all, so I let the little brother I pick up the leak ......"

The more Qianshan talked, the more energetic it became, making the overlord scratch his head, so the overlord said to Qianshan earnestly: "Xiaoqian, don't let me, as the boss, end this kind of thing, you are already a mature little brother, you must learn to find a good ladder to go down by yourself, instead of doing this kind of thing with me all the time!" What a waste of time and time, just have a couple of moments of fun once in a while. ”

Didn't you say you're a person who tries not to procrastinate? It's not true to its name!

It's too nonsense to "criticize" what Qianshan Cai said in the overlord's mind......

After the overlord scratched his head, Qianshan also scratched it, and said embarrassedly: "This is not a whim, it didn't stop." ”

"Alas~" The overlord was helpless, shook his head and sighed.

"ENMMM, that's right." Qianshan seemed to suddenly think of something, and patted the overlord, "At this time, do you want to see if the dance song is online, don't you call her together?" ”

"If she goes online, she should reply to your message, can you just look at your phone?"

"Uh...... The point is not that ......" (Chiyama is a little helpless.) )

"...... that?"

"Do you want to call her along?" Thousands of mountains spread their hands, such an obvious thing, do you still need to say it?

"You can call it if you want, do you still need to ask me?" The overlord looked puzzled, and his tone was full of a sense of legitimacy, as if he was puzzled by this question.

Qianshan naturally wanted to consider the feelings of his companions, in case the overlord didn't want her to be with him, and he called her over, how ...... Right?

enmm, Qianshan had no choice but to say: "Then who made you my boss, of course, I still have to ask the boss for you~"

"Hahaha...... Overlord laughed, "you really have the potential to be a little brother." ”

Qianshan had to scratch his head while laughing awkwardly, he felt that he was more suitable to be the second-in-command than the younger brother. Wait, why second-in-command?

After scratching his head, Qianshan quietly put his hand on his waist and folded it, his eyes glancing. Well, it seems that there is no hair loss.

"Then I'll see if Wuge has replied to my message." As he spoke, Qianshan took out his mobile phone and flipped through it, Qianshan's mobile phone screensaver did not display this information, he didn't like it.

"Uh...... She hasn't replied to me yet, should I send another message? Qianshan was a little hesitant.

"If you didn't reply, you probably didn't see it, it shouldn't have been online yet, otherwise she would have been, she must have flipped through her phone to see if there was any news for the first time."

"You have a point." Qianshan nodded, but still sent another message: We are playing in the training hall, do you want to come together?

What are you doing with dance songs? Wuge is still eating, and Wuge is almost more than two hours and less than three hours from the beginning of preparing for the meal to cleaning up after eating, and only when you are in a hurry to do something, it will be slightly shortened, and in addition, the breakfast time is not so long.

At this time, the dance song was also in the second half, and it was peacefully filling the gaps. Speaking of which, there are many types of things to eat in dance songs, but each serving is not a lot, after all, you still have to consider the volume, although the dance songs in reality are much taller than in the game, but the figure is still not worse than Bai Juyi's family concubine, and her appearance is three points softer than Wang Zhaojun. Don't know who they are? Well, that's going to be hard, and I don't know...... I don't know and haven't seen ......

This kind of dance song is elegant when eating, elegant when talking with people, elegant in the dead of night, lively and even irritable when playing games......

"This, this, and this!" Wuge pointed to several of the foods, and shouted into the empty room, "Double the amount next time." ”

Although no one responded, Wuge knew in her heart that the next time she ate, her appeal would definitely come true, which was an undoubted thing that did not need to be verified.

"Ah...... Eight-centimeter-long crayfish? Tsk, I haven't seen ......" Wuge boredly teased the big lobster in front of him, with an indifferent look, the better face is always occupied by boredom, resulting in some subtle features that seem to have entered the skin for three points, and the whispered muttering seems to imply a yearning for freedom, "It's still eight centimeters, and the young people of the new era who are so fluent in Mandarin, why don't you say eight centimeters?" ”

Forget it, let's finish eating and play the game. Thinking so, Wuge began to eat twice as fast as she took a bite in twenty seconds.

Qianshan and Overlord played "fun" against the test beast, well, in fact, they were extremely irritated......

"Ahhh......hhh It's annoying......" Chiyama rubbed his head, "How long are we going to play with rabbits?" ”

"Who knows?" Overlord shrugged, "Didn't you like to play in the training ground before?" ”

"Yes, yes, although that's the case, but, Tutu is so cute, we keep doing it like this, I can't bear it!" Qianshan hugged his head and smiled.

"Tsk, you're really difficult, it's just a test beast, you can't even bleed when you're injured, why can't you bear it? It's just a bunch of data. The "Overlord" said earnestly and persuasively.

"But can you change some animals...... I'm always engaged in this kind of thing, I have visual fatigue, not to mention visual fatigue, it's so small in size, jumping and jumping, and the speed is so fast, it's easy to cut, which makes me feel a strange sense of urgency, similar to urinary urgency, and it's even stranger than that feeling...... I can't describe ......."

Qianshan simply lay on the ground, spread himself out, and collapsed. "Ah~~~ Comfortable......"

The overlord also sat next to him and rested, looking up at the ceiling, alas~ Sometimes there is this feeling of being tired no matter what, it comes suddenly, and it walks very slowly.

"What was taught by the system just now, how much did you master?" Overlord Qiang lifted his spirit and asked Qianshan.

"It's okay, seven-seven-eight-eight." Chiyama replied lazily as he lay on the ground, his eyes closed, as if enjoying something.

"That's fine, I feel like I'm just getting started."

As he spoke, the overlord seemed to be interested, and discussed with Qianshan "Passion" about the previous systematic killing tutorial.

"But I still think your one-shot kill is more powerful." Overlord was a little emotional, and couldn't help but shake his head, or the player is more powerful, the system is the system after all, it is not as creative as the player, this is much simpler than the system teaches, just have a long long knife.

Uh, but it seems like most people don't have any weapons yet, right? Thinking of this, the overlord was thinking again, how should those players who don't even have weapons deal with this little rabbit? It's really curious.

Thinking about it, the overlord shared the doubt that had just come to mind with Qianshan.

Qianshan asked: "All levels come to fight this little rabbit, is this little rabbit so powerful?" ”

"That's not true, but even if the low-level ones come to fight, the test beasts will be weaker, but the low-level ones are also weak." The Overlord replied, "And I feel like there's a big difference with or without weapons." ”

"Although that's the case, but our players' own reaction ability will not rise with the increase in level, reaction ability is an attribute in reality, in the case of the rabbit's attributes are low in all aspects, the player's reaction ability can keep up, it will be relatively easier to play."

Qianshan said another set of his own opinions: "Therefore, people who don't have weapons tend to have a low level and face a better test beast, while a person with a weapon will have a higher relative level and face a more powerful test beast, so there's nothing to do." ”

Qian Shan licked his lips that were a little dry, and continued: "On the contrary, since the player's reflexes do not increase with the level, they can only be improved by other means, so generally speaking, the higher the level, the more difficult it is for people to get this test beast. ”

"Oh~" The Overlord nodded as if he didn't understand, "And then?" ”

"And then?" Qianshan showed a helpless smile, "And then, the things in the game can be picked up, I think there should be a lot of people who have found it, and go to the wild to pick up wooden sticks, branches and forks, don't you have this weapon?" ”

"And then?" The overlord is still the same sentence......