Chapter 119: Hehe, Accident, Accident
After taking the warrior monk's money, Ling Lin and Big Face were very happy.
However, just as they were about to get out of the house, they suddenly realized that something was wrong.
This money is not only the money of their comrades-in-arms, but also the money that the warrior monk used to take care of his squad leader, that is, his sister-in-law.
Since you can't be corrupt, this matter immediately becomes a hot potato.
To put it bluntly, such a thing is a thankless task.
Thinking of this question, Big Face and Ling Lin suddenly lost their happiness just now.
Both of them looked at each other with tangled eyes.
"Well, it doesn't seem easy to do. Then again, what should we do? ”
"What else can I do? Of course, you put the money in the hands of the other party? Big Face said truthfully.
Hearing this, Ling Lin nodded suddenly, and then said with a serious face.
"Then we will do as you say, and then walk over directly, saying that we are friends of the warrior monk, a comrade-in-arms of the warrior monk, and he asked me to hand over this money to you, as for why I handed it over to you, the main reason is that he killed his squad leader!"
"I don't know if the other party will collect money when I say this, but there is a high probability that it will beat both of us."
After Ling Lin finished speaking, he thought carefully with a big face, and then found that what Ling Lin said was very reasonable, and if he really said so, it was estimated that the warrior monk would have a set of military body fists to fight.
Just as the two were struggling, a deep male voice rang out behind the two of them.
"Then you can use some other means, such as winning the lottery, such as lucky viewers, etc., as long as you improve some of her life needs?"
Hearing this voice, Da Mian and Ling Lin looked into the ground at the same time, and saw a fat big black dog, shaking his buttocks, and said to the two of them with a simple and cute face.
The two of them looked at the big black dog, their eyes were very deep, this dog is really everywhere.
"What are you doing running out of here when you have nothing to do?" Ling Lin asked maliciously.
"I don't think you can think of any good ideas with the IQ of the two of you, I feel that as the IQ representative of this family, I have to give you advice, of course, this dog charges very low!"
"One idea, just exchange 10 catties of big bone sticks with you!"
After Ling Lin heard this, he wanted to kick it on the spot, but before his foot could stretch out, he was stopped by the big face.
looked at the big black dog with a big face and said with a serious face.
"Don't say it, Shengli seems to have some truth in what he said! You see, if we send it directly, it will definitely not work, but we can go off the rails, just like the big black dog said, what do we use to draw lucky viewers, or what is selected by the lucky jackpot, or even let her buy toilet paper to win the lottery! ”
Seeing the big face say this, Ling Lin was even more surprised.
"You really want to hear this dog?"
"Hey, how do you talk, I'm not a dog, I'm a cat!" As he spoke, the big black dog meowed.
Ling Lin rolled his eyes, is it a dog or a cat, he is not blind, and you still need to say it.
However, the big face didn't care about Ling Lin's words, but squatted down and said to the big black dog.
"Big black dog, I think what you said makes sense, so let's see what kind of model we choose?"
The big black dog thought carefully for a moment, and then spoke.
"My suggestion is to make a lucky audience on the radio, anyway, fill out the form these days, identity information will be leaked everywhere, and it's normal to be selected!"
"We don't need to give her money, but choose to upgrade the ward for her, buy daily necessities, and even send her a lot of things!"
After the big black dog finished speaking, the big face nodded, and then asked.
"But if we go straight over like this, will people not believe it? This radio show always needs some surprises, right? ”
"Isn't it easy to surprise? Wouldn't it be a surprise for you two to bring two masks over? The big black dog said calmly.
The big face felt that it made a lot of sense when he heard it, then nodded, pulled Ling Lin and set off.
This is more than 4 hours.
Four hours later, when the warrior monk took the big black dog to the police station to pick up the two of them, the warrior monk was confused.
"Those two, why did you two show up at the police station? What did I ask you to do? ”
Through the iron window, the warrior monk looked at the big face and Ling Lin inside, and was speechless for a while.
And the big face and Ling Lin in the cage were also full of embarrassment.
Because the whole thing was so embarrassing, the two of them had no way to explain it directly.
But it's not obvious that it's not okay, the warrior monk is here to bail the two of them, which doesn't explain how people bail you.
So after hesitating for a moment, the big face slowly spoke with an unspeakable expression.
"It didn't work out, but don't blame us, and I don't know why, your sister-in-law just called the police when she saw the two of us, and then the police uncle brought us here!"
The warrior monk was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the two of them suspiciously.
"I called the police when I saw you two, what are you two doing?"
"I didn't do anything, we originally wanted to use some kind of TV lottery as an excuse, and then go in and give her a gift."
"But before he could say this, the other party called the police with a frightened face, and then the two of us appeared here."
After the big face was finished, the warrior monk was stunned again, this sounds fine, but why are they here? Must have done something he didn't know.
At this time, a policeman on the side came over and looked at them with disdain.
"Send something, send something, why are you two wearing a hood? Wearing a hood is a headcover, and a hood with two black stockings, just the two of you, others don't call the police to have ghosts! ”
After the policeman finished scolding, he opened the cell and prepared to let them go.
But before the two of them could come out, the warrior monk glanced at the two of them, and then silently closed the prison door.
"Uncle policeman, I won't bail the two of them out, you let them continue to be locked up. With the degree of brain damage of these two, I think it is easy to harm society after they are released! ”
After saying that, the warrior monk turned around and walked out of the police station with the big black dog.
Looking at the back of the warrior monk leaving, Ling Lin and the big face cried at that time.
"Come back! Come back soon! We were wrong, is it okay if we don't choose a black hood next time? Let's go with white stockings next time, shall we? ”
Ling Lin and his big face in the cell shouted heartbreakingly.
At the same time, in a mountain not far from the magic city.
A pair of huge eyes slowly opened.
"How long did you sleep? Has it been tens of thousands of years? Why do I feel that the aura of this world is already so thin? ”
"Wait, why is the boss's breath gone? Is my senses weakened? ”
"Forget it, it's not just right. In his absence, there will be no one to suppress me, and this world will eventually be the world under my domination! ”