The blowing snow was still flying in the air, and immediately turned into joy: "Worship again?" One worship heaven and earth, two worship and send into the cave ......"

"You can pull the chicken down!" Facing the blowing snow that rushed from the air, Tang San threw his stick and left the woman out.

plunged headlong into the yellow sand......

Turning around, Tang San was still buried in the sand, looking at the huge dark green figure in front of him, he raised his head and continued to ask, "Who are you?" Silly monk? What is the scripture learner?

What XI? Who is your apprentice? Whose master are you? No, no, no, it's the other way around......"

"It's a little messy, it's a little messy......"

He is a bit logically confused now, mainly because the facts in front of him are too shocking and he can't digest them a little.

"Master, let's go!" The mysterious man suddenly stretched out his big hand and grabbed Tang San's arm-

Pull him up from the yellow sand!

It was like plucking a turnip, and he plucked it out.

Tang San landed on his feet and stood opposite this mysterious man.

Good guy, this is the only way to see the true face of this man.

With a body body of more than two meters tall, he has a bare upper body, a long shiny hair that is meticulously groomed, and a pair of straight white suspender trousers on the lower body.

This is amazing! Don't you want to be the most beautiful boy in this desert?

But the most surprising thing is his dark green skin - good fellow, it's really not human!

You can tell from this skin that he must be a weirdo!

"...... you" Tang San looked at his image, and he didn't know what to start with for a while.

The green-skinned, long-haired man had a deep face and was silent again.

A minute later, he came back and said, "I, Sha Monk, apprentice." ”

Nima's, the reflex arc returned to its previous state of two beats slower.

Tang San wanted to scold again.

But after thinking about it, I really didn't want to talk to this man. If you want to talk to him, you have to make at least a pot of kung fu tea and wait here, maybe you can talk to him before dark, and you can hear him answer.

"Well, that's fine. Since you are so sincere and want to apprentice, the poor monk will admit it. ”

Turning his head to Bagai and Xiao Bailong in the sand, he announced, "Come on, come on, introduce you two to the three apprentices of the teacher, the stupid monk." ”

Good guy, you will be ranked directly, and you really recognize this apprentice?

Why does it feel so sloppy?

Is there a problem? This apprentice fished him out of the yellow sand, and if he was still courteous, he was not allowed to show basic respect to the other party.

At this moment, the green-skinned sand monk reached into his trouser pocket with his palm and was about to take out something!

Tang San immediately jumped back vigilantly: "Dig guys? ”

Took it out - it was actually a small mirror?

Holding it in front of him, the big dark green face changed angles, looked at it in the mirror, and raised his hand to brush back the long hair that was scratched.

Oh my god, this stupid monk is not only stupid but also stinky and beautiful!

"The head can be broken, but the hairstyle should not be messed up." said such a sentence leisurely, and Tang San could afford goosebumps when he heard it.

Isn't this apprentice mentally abnormal?

Carefully put away the mirror, the bewitching sand monk inserted his hands into the pockets of his suit trousers, put on a cool pose, and opened the chatterbox-

"100 years ago, I was told that the Eleventh Scholar was going to come here and give me an answer – and now that you're finally here, the answer you give me is......"

A...... Answer? ”

Tang San Buddha is gone.

Not only Tang San, everyone else is a Buddha.

Which one is this singing? How do you want an answer when you open your mouth when you meet?

Tang San scratched his bald head vigorously, looking at the blowing snow next to him with a confused expression.

The blowing snow was more confused than him, and cautiously made a suggestion: "A? b？ ”

aYou're big, you're doing math problems!

Tang San took a deep breath and looked firmly at this new apprentice who had appeared out of nowhere.

Looking at this decisive look, he seems to have an answer-

In fact, now he is panicking! ，？ What the hell is this Nima, and what answer do you want from me? You didn't even say the question, so you asked me for the answer? The poor monk will give you the answer!

But it's not easy to mess with this new apprentice, after all, this guy plays with the sand so slippery, in case he gets in a hurry, it will be embarrassing to bury himself in the sand.

Why don't you have to be perfunctory?

No way! Tang San had no choice but to use a hidden skill that he hadn't used for many years-

Qiankun big trick!

"That's good!" Tang San finally spoke, how was he going to fool?

I only heard him staring at Monk Sha's eyes, and said his answer word by word: "East, swim." ”

"Winter outing? A few people next to him were dumbfounded, what the hell is this? What do you do in winter in the summer? Something wrong with your brain, right?

Especially the Satsuma monster, he couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Hahahaha! Is this bald head a coin scatter? Definitely wrong! Destroy him! Kill this coin, bald! ”

Sure enough, Monk Nasha's expression was immediately wrong.

With a wave of his big hand, he struck at Tang San - love you e-book

Get down on one knee and fold your hands!

"Master! Sure enough, it's you! ”

Oops, I'll go! directly scared Tang San so much that he almost didn't fall to the ground.

"This Nima's, the poor monk and the poor monk are right again?" Is this great trick so accurate?

That's right!

"Sure enough, I didn't recognize the wrong person! Apprentice, I'm waiting for a monk who travels east, and you are my own master! ”

This Nima's, this sentence directly scared the Satsuma monster so much that his head was about to fall off!

"What the hell is going on? Is it me Satsuma who is crazy, or is the world crazy? Ahh

He was already suspecting that the dog was raw.

Tang San stabilized himself, although he hadn't figured out what was going on, it seemed that things were already like this.

He casually thought of the word "Journey to the East", and accepted a big apprentice so innocently?

This sand monk teased him, right?!

Alas, this road to the Tang Kingdom is destined to be a trip that is not lonely, or good......

"Since you and I recognize each other, then our team will be neat now!"

Tang San took a step forward and stood with his back under the blood-colored remnant sun.

Looking at the endless desert, the vast sky, and the blood-colored sunset, my heart is full of passion.

He turned his head sharply and shouted at the three apprentices, "Bagai! Sand Monk! The little white dragon listens to the order! ”

The three of them immediately raised their heads and listened.

"You and I, the master and apprentice will not die, today's lineup is neat, and the eastbound road cannot be delayed for a moment - announced for the division!"

"Target Tang Guo! Let's go! God blocks and kills God and Buddha blocks and kills Buddha! From this moment on, the four of you, me, and the apprentice will return to the Tang Kingdom day and night without stopping! Save your homeland and destroy the demons—"

"Persistence! Yes! Correct! Righteousness! ”

Awesome!

The apprentices only listened with excitement, and the bloody soul in their hearts burned fiercely-

Immediately fell to his knees with a "webbed tom"-

"Apprentice Bagai! Sand Monk! Little White Dragon! Obey the Master's will! ”

This exciting scene made even the blowing snow next to him unable to stop the blood surging up!

He celebrated with joy: "Great! Another fierce general has been added, and the day of the revival of the snow group is just around the corner~"

In addition to being excited, he was about to spread his arms and hug Tang San at that time.

As a result, there was a thud, and something fell out of her skirt.

The apprentices were directly shocked: "What is it?" It's black! ”

It's actually the wooden heart.

Slipping to the ground, he rolled to Tang San's feet and rubbed Tang San's ankle vigorously.

Good fellow, how is this wooden heart really alive?

Every time Tang San accepted an apprentice, he would run out and slap his beard and join in the fun!

How do you want to apprentice?

However, this time Tang San did not kick him away, but smiled happily.

"Hahaha! Ok, good, good! Since you, the monkey head, are so heartfelt, the poor monk will make an exception to accept you as an apprentice! ”

"Give you the Dharma name to dance in the sky, and be named a senior brother!"

"Fog grass! Big brother, why?! ”

Blowing Xue was also shocked, this bald head is crazy, and he actually wants to accept the "son of prophecy" Sun Monkey as an apprentice?

Does he know that this monkey monkey is the prophesied superhero who single-handedly destroyed the Weirdo Association and saved all mankind? Do you still want to be the master of the savior hero?

It's insane!

"A piece of broken wood, why should you be a senior brother?"

"That's right! Why! Is it darker than me? With it falling out of the teacher's skirt? ”

Tang San smiled coldly: "Why? Just look behind you! ”

"Behind you?"

As soon as Blowing Snow and the three apprentices turned around-

The golden desert yellow sand, black pressure surging over a black cloud!

The earth trembled, and the thunder rolled—something terrible was coming!

And not one or two, but a group! It's a piece! It's a tide that you can't see as far as you can see!

Suddenly, a huge figure rose from the ground in the black tide and fell in front of them!

A deafening voice pierced the air and burst open—

"Nanshan King Leopard Jinglaiye!"

"Don't you explode on the spot quickly! Do you want to wait for the king to do it himself? Hahahahaha ”

Weirdo Society!

Here it comes!