Chapter XXII. Colorless and phaseless
"Toilet paper? Not so much, Brother Xian.
As you said this time, I walked around the world and accumulated a lot of background materials.
After the crossing, my senior brother and I worked non-stop to find the Grid Management Center, revive the post-disaster civilization, and test the two of them.
Can toilet paper do this kind of crisp and neat unfolding?
"I'm just talking casually, do you think this material really deserves to be compared to toilet paper?
Toilet paper is a very sought-after commodity at home and abroad, okay, where can the material you bring back this time compare to it. ”
Li Zhixian summoned the material scroll and automatic brush from the storage hair circle behind his head, and wrote several titles with a wave of the pen, but he was not satisfied.
She grabbed the automatic brush and twisted it around with some irritability, making a sound between her hands that was like an I-beam bending.
The strange stationery distributed by the Thunder Pure Sect kept shattering and rebirthing, leaving many explosive ink spots in the shape of a shè on the material scroll.
"Let's go back first, the material is so bad, I can't think of how to change it for a while.
(qíng) is so messy that if you just hand it in, your hair won't come back this year.
I'll go back and use the cardboard box altar to exchange for a few materials for reference and research. ”
Li Zhixian let go of the poor brush and retracted it with the reset-cleared material scroll in the ice-blue storage hair ring.
Liang De walked with her to the door of Yingxuetang Bookstore, touched the back of his head with almost zero friction with his right hand and said:
"Is it so boring, I think this Geyu travelogue is still (tǐng) simple and refreshing."
"Simple is not short, Lao Liang, every time you cross, you are in a hurry, as soon as you arrive in the new world, you seem to be eager to leave immediately, and there is no depth at all in the investigation.
A story with a clear sense of line is not branched out to be refreshing.
The premise of refreshment is to have a sense of line, you have to explore the twists and turns of events, and use causal links to pull a line between points.
Now, you don't have any patience at all, you don't want to slow down and walk well, jumping around and jumping all over the paper with black dots, and the progress of the story depends on the audience themselves to connect in the dot matrix, what kind of refreshing is this?
The last time I said you were galloping, did you hear that? ”
"I have some personal reasons, I have to try to increase the frequency of crossing, I am a little anxious......"
Liang De pretended to be embarrassed and rubbed his hands and said:
"However, the matter of utopian materials, in fact, is the same as stacking tofu blocks in military training, three points depend on stacking and seven points are done, and the final quality depends on the effect of finishing and training.
The raw materials I brought back this time may not have three points, but Brother Xian, your profound wisdom is more than seven points. ”
Li Zhixian cut and said:
"Anyway, I don't have the confidence to turn toilet paper into gold leaf, and I might as well count on the real (ài) test gift package you gave at the end.
If the test you left behind makes Taichang feel interesting, Samsung still has it.
Liang De nodded in agreement:
"Yes, the five-star rating system, a three-star evaluation is equal to 60 points, and the passing score is only.
I've been brushing the Fantasy Fist peer forum for so long, and the posts that share reviews are basically three-star, normal difficulty, no problem. ”
"People won't post it if they get a low-star evaluation, okay, who will expose their shortcomings."
"Who said that, I posted one-star reviews and bald photos to sell miserably for points."
"You...... Very good. ”
Liang De and Li Zhixian walked while talking, and it didn't take long for them to return to the Red Leaf Building apartment on Shanqian Street.
Li Zhixian walked through the entrance and saw a wooden door embedded in the side of the refrigerator, and there was a faint sound of pots and spoons colliding behind the door, she turned her head to Liang De and said:
"Your brother hasn't left yet?
Isn't the escort finished, and he wants to wrap you up twice? ”
"My senior brother is going to participate in the Chef Fairy Star Competition, and I promised to work with him to develop new dishes, so he will stay here for a few days."
"You still know how to cook?"
Li Zhixian was a little surprised, she had traveled south and north on missions before, and had seen the skills of many famous chefs.
After settling in Xiangbei, she even crossed the sea several times with the Dragon King cooked by the honorary president of the Dongguo Cuisine Association and the old chef of the bouldering building.
But the delicacy of those delicacies on land and water is not as touching as a Puxian chicken roll that Sun Xunqiao fried that day.
In her opinion, Lao Liang eats junk food from food stalls every day, and occasionally tastes delicious food and only nods his head "hmm", and cooking breakfast is also home-cooked.
Now they even say that they want to join forces with the chef to develop new dishes, by the way, they are brothers...... Did you deliberately make it unpalatable to trick me before?
No, no, I often grab his breakfast to eat, and the taste is almost the same, so there is no reason to even pit myself.
Liang De looked at the confused Li Zhixian, shook his head and said:
"I don't know much about cooking, but I'm hard enough."
"What does life have to do with cooking, and we also work together to develop it, in fact, you are the little brother who helps others to cut the dun."
"The role I'm going to play is so critical that you don't understand it.
By the way, don't come in while my brother and I are cooking inside.
High-risk environment, salty people are exempt. ”
"Tsk, are you two really cooking in there?"
"What else can you do besides cooking, vulgar!"
Liang De opened the wooden door of the refrigerator and walked in, leaving Li Zhixian outside with a thud.
……
In the kitchen with (shēn), Sun Xunqiao hugged the circle with his palms, and used the refined external qi adjusted by the palm power to form a colorless and phaseless "Acacia Carving", which was gently flicked into Liang De's mouth and nose once it was completed.
Before Liang De had time to taste the taste, the body (tào) on the martial arts spirit was like a strengthened version of the bone-turning palm, and it was turned clean.
With palpitations, he took out a new (shēn) body and put it on, saying:
"Senior brother, you just said that the eighteen bronze people of Northern Shaolin usually help you try the dishes, how many eighteen bronze people are left now?"
Sun Xunqiao smiled:
"I'm still measured when it comes to others.
Brother Fellow Disciple, I don't know how hard it is for you to die. ”
He struck out with another palm, and the new version of "Acacia Hard" was pasted on Liang De's face, turning Liang De into a powder with a slightly larger diameter than the last time.
Liang De turned into ash a few more times, and roughly mastered the speed at which Sun Xunqiao adjusted the ratio, so he used the Phantom Sea Xuan Qi to make a conveyor belt on the floor.
His martial arts spirit stood in front, and the light blue conveyor belt behind him was full of people who ate vegetables once, moving forward (tào) on the Yuan Shen at a constant speed, trying the dishes at a uniform speed, and turning into ashes at a uniform speed.
"Senior brother, the dishes you usually cook have a body, why do you suddenly have to be colorless and phaseless this time."
"This Chef Immortal Star Competition, the three people who won me last time will participate.
Color, fragrance and shape, I am not as good as Ye Shuangliu in terms of fire control, I am not as good as Ning Yunzai in spice mixing, and I am not as good as Wu Tao in knife arrangement......
The left and right are not as good as people, it is better to give up them all, but leave no flaws.
If I want to taste it, the judges can only judge it, so my chances of winning will be much higher. ”
"Didn't you say it doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you can confess?"
"Who really doesn't want to win on the same stage?
Brother, you know too much! ”
Sun Xunqiao grinned, and with another palm, Liang De was beaten into ashes.
……
Baichuan Haiji, the Organizing Committee of the Kitchen Fairy Star Contest on the other side.
A pair of slender hands handed the document to the president of the organizing committee behind the desk.
"Sun Xunqiao is suspected of pre-match fraud...... Disqualification? ”