It was fried and eaten

"Could it be that he is the legendary Tang ...... Monk Tang?"

The green-haired lion squeezed out a sneer from between his teeth: "It's not clear if it's a monk, but the vision of the tenth-level chef of this Kaifeng cuisine is never wrong."

As soon as he said this, the 20,000 pairs of eyes present threw themselves at the head of the Lion Camel Ridge Men's Troupe, the blue-haired lion monster.

"There are three kinds of qi in the top ingredients, this bald head is all accounted for, can this still be a mortal thing?"

"What are the three kinds of gas, Captain?" Strange people are guilty of curiosity.

"Huh, want to know?" The blue-haired lion raised the corner of his eyebrows, "The head of this regiment asked him to fight, but he didn't fight, this is not humble or arrogant; said that he didn't fight, but he beat again, this is a scratching of the air that wants to refuse and welcome......"

"What about the third type of qi?"

"This third kind ......" the green-haired lion looked at the boiling oil pot and smiled slightly, "Naturally, it's stupid - let him go, he will leave, and the illusion will fall into the pot, right?" Isn't this stupid what is?120% pure stupid, stupid flowing oil! Roar, roar, roar~"

"Hiss, hiss......" The mere word "oily" floods the saliva of weirdos.

"The head of the regiment is awesome~"

"Regiment Commander 666~"

"Captain, I love you~"

"Hehe, this head of the regiment is also a human who has never eaten all three qis, but it is far more than that, there is one more critical reason-"

"What is the reason?"

The green-haired lion wiped his saliva againβ€”

"This human flesh is like a lioness, if you eat it strongly, her taste is sour, and only if she is willing, the taste is sweet. Got it?" After speaking, he wiped his saliva vigorously.

This metaphor hits, and the 20,000 singles present are stunned, although they don't know what the lioness tastes like, but how can they listen to it and itchy?

"Hmph, you don't understand, in short, only let this human voluntarily walk into the pot and his meat can taste as good, if I force it, his meat will be sour, wouldn't it be a waste of such top ingredients? Speaking of which, this is still the experience of the third brother who ate golden cicadas at the Obon Club back then...... Roar?"

"The third commander? Golden cicada? Oh, that's right......" the weirdos finally understood, "what does the lioness smell like?"

"Hey, hey. Get lost. ”

Wait! Somehow, the blue-haired lion was suddenly shocked and shouted, "Suffer! Something is wrong!"

What happened?!

The 20,000 weirdos in the audience changed their complexions when they heard this, and hurriedly picked up their weapons to meet the battle - could it be that the bald man was resurrected again!

"What's the matter, Captain!?"

The green-haired lion didn't answer, and rushed forward in a panic, facing the raging fire, and pounced on the huge oil pot.

The 20,000 weirdos present were directly paralyzed with fright - the head of the regiment is crazy!

"Grass, it's blown up! Forget about the New Year's dish. "This Nima turned out to be going to the pot to catch Tang San.

Only then did the strange people make a false alarm: "What's this, isn't it more crispy after being fried for a long time?"

The blue-haired lion monster looked panicked: "You know, this bald head is not a mortal thing, wouldn't it be a waste if it is blown up?"

That's right.

Then hurry up and catch it, what are you waiting for!

I should have known that I shouldn't have given these Hanhan popular science knowledge, how can I eat this Nima if it is fried into charcoal!

Picked up the spoon and stirred it in the pot over and over again, but I didn't catch it, can you believe it?

The main reason is that the caliber of this pot is too big, and it can be used as a swimming pool. It's not that I said, you said that you don't have any hair on the Lion Camel Ridge, what kind of cauldron are you doing to fry the air?

"Hiss......" The green-haired lion's expression became extremely solemn, and he still couldn't get ...... What to do? Gritting his teeth, he directly showed his unicorn arm and slammed it into the oil pot.

"Ahh Heart-rending screams.

This tragic scene is so tragic that even the bloodthirsty weirdos can't bear to look at it directly, and this neurotic move is also what the head of the Lion Camel Ridge can do.

Apple-sized beads of sweat rolled down, the green-haired lion's pupils were blood-red, his teeth were clenched, and he was stunned to stir it with his arm against the boiling oil pot, what an iron-clad man!

"Where, where, where, where??!!" Still haven't caught it.

"Did it blow up to shreds?" A hint of foreboding hit his heart, and the blue-haired lion's whole body burst for a while, "Impossible, it's only been half an hour, it's impossible to blow up so quickly." ”

The aroma of fried meat fills the air, and the aroma is so enticing that it makes your stomach scream.

The arm of the green-haired lion is ripe......

A strange person next to him came up with a snort: "Commander, your hands are fried, take them and eat them, don't waste them."

"Eat your sister's big chicken legs!" The green lion was furious, grabbed it by the neck and smashed it into the oil pot, and the little monster writhed in it like a desperate death, and within 5 seconds it was fished out and eaten by the green lion.

The remaining 19,999 weirdos silently wiped their saliva, and no one dared to squeak again.

"Captain! I've got a good idea," one weirdo came up with an idea, "and if the fire burns a little hotter, won't the bald head be too hot to climb up?" Am I very clever, praise me quickly, praise me quickly~"

"Good idea, why didn't you say it earlier?" The green-haired lion was overjoyed, "Turn on the fire to the maximum for Lao Tzu!"

With a roar, the flames under the pot rose more than a meter high, and the strange people around them retreated again and again, but they rushed forward again, impatiently waiting for Tang San to climb up.

At this time, the blue-haired lion's arm had already exploded, but he still gritted his teeth and groped for Tang San in the oil pot-

What a heroic face!

Some weirdos really couldn't stand it, so they turned their heads sideways and secretly wiped their tears: "I won't eat it if it's fried, and the head of the regiment, Zhen Nima, will pick it."

"There it is!" With an exclamation, the green-haired lion's facial features jumped up happily, "There you have it!"

Immediately after that, he flicked out the oil pan, and the hot oil that was thrown out burned a row of weirdos directly - how hot this oil is!

The green-haired lion was ecstatic, grabbed the "fried meat" in his hand and put it in front of him, it was black and dark, and it was really fried.

This...... Not like it? No matter how you look at it, it looks like a big french fries, where are the heads and limbs?

The brows furrowed tighter and tighter, the tighter and tighter the wrinkles, the green-haired lion's face turned red, and then suddenly grinned: "It's delicious even if it's paste!"

"Boom, boom, boom" one bite after another, and the "fried Tang San" was eaten little by little.

The green-haired lion shed tears of joy while eating: "The meat that I fried myself, I have to eat it with tears, huh~"

The weirdos were dumbfounded: "No...... No, what about eating meat and drinking soup?"

Why are you tm eating it all by yourself!?

The blue-haired lion squinted and was murderous: "Huh? Questions?"

At this moment, the strange people retracted their heads in a gray manner, and they could only bite and swallow in their stomachs.

"One last bite! miamiamia~”

Tang San! It's completely eaten!

"Wha Cool and cool!"

The green-haired lion's face was full of red light, and after eating people, its whole body shone as if it had been reborn.

"This bald meat is tender and firm, fat but not greasy, it is endlessly memorable, it is really the best in the world, the best ingredient!

"How many points worse than dinosaur meat? mua, cool cool! Loved, loved~"

The 20,000 weirdos stared at the blue-haired lion fiercely, their eyes radiated with CNM-like envy, jealousy and hatred, and the 20,000 drooping saliva all converged into a river of gluttony.

At this moment, the lion life of the green-haired lion has reached its peak-

Ten thousand people have Tang San's body alone, who can stop him, who can stop him, who can stop him!

Who said villains can't have the last laugh???

His green-haired lion monster is the first villain in history to eat the protagonist!

Hahahahaha Roar~

The whole play, the end.

……

Then, a bottle floated faintly from the oil pot......