At nine o'clock in the evening, the award ceremony of the Centennial Excellence Award of Yingxuetang Bookstore started on time.

Two hosts, a man and a woman, stood in the spotlight, recalling the glorious history of Yingxuetang Bookstore and the Centennial Excellence Award.

The opening remarks of about two minutes were stuffed with long sentences, and the battle was neat and a little rhyming, and the host's solemn and cordial voice echoed ((swing dàng) dàng in the award hall, creating an unclear sense of ceremony.

"Thank you to all the guests who took the time to be here tonight, and especially thank you to Mr. Pu Xuan Depu, Mr. Zhu Yuanzhi Zhu, Mr. Du Gongtai Du, and Mr. ...... from Thunder Cliff Qinggeng Peak."

The number of guests at this award ceremony far exceeded that of previous years, and when Liang De finished eating the third fruit platter, the host finally thanked all the bigwigs who needed to mention their names and entered the main topic of the award ceremony.

"The first award presented today is the Best Popularity Award.

There is no nomination for the Best Popularity Award, and there is no need for a nomination link, everything depends on sales.

The award-winning work has sold 2.35 billion copies in 100 years, connecting nearly 50,000 kilometers from end to end.

50,000 kilometers, this is the farthest distance that an outstanding film can go out in a hundred years, and it is a journey that countless readers have completed one after another.

In this 100 years, the most popular Japanese families in the worlds on both sides of the Kaihara Kukai are "Assassination of the FFF Regiment Leader" and Taibong Xian Sensei!

Congratulations to Mr. Tai Fengxian for winning the Outstanding Best Popularity Award of the Centennial of Yingxuetang for three consecutive years!

Next, I would like to invite Mr. Liang De, the assistant of Mr. Tai Fengxian, to accept the award and deliver an acceptance speech. ”

A holographic projection of the hardcover version of "Assassination of the Commander of the FFF Regiment" appeared in the air, and the words "Tai Bongxian" on the book cover shone like a bald head of extremely high purity.

The host took the lead in applauding, and the award hall burst into applause.

Shen Shiyu (身shēn) leaned forward to straighten Liang De's tie, and said in a low voice:

"Look at the letter and don't look at anyone."

"If you don't say it, I know."

Liang De got up (身shēn) without a face (情qíng) and walked forward, pulling out the insulting letter from the inner pocket of his jacket like a gun in slow motion.

Zhu Yuan, the Thunder Demon Sect in the front row of the stage, played with the jade beads in his palm and said to Du Gongtai:

"Senior Brother Tai is not coming?"

……

"Senior Brother Tai, aren't you going to accept the award?"

In the Beast Love Bar, Pu Xuande sat on the sofa with two female orcs with very bright makeup and hair, a green jade whisk was obliquely inserted in the back collar of the robe, and there were five or six lip prints of different colors on his thin face.

Tai Feng first shook his bald head, which was brighter than the bar light ball, and said:

"It's not interesting, it's well deserved, whether there is this award or not, I am the most popular home in the worlds on both sides of the Kaihara Kukai, there is no doubt about it.

It's still more interesting to drink with you here. ”

Prosund, sniffing the hair of the orc-headed orc-woman of Moxican, smiled and said:

"I have invited a lot of friends from all walks of life on both sides of the strait to cheer you on this time, but you don't care at all.

I'm not as good as you. ”

"Hehe, senior brother, you are going to give your little brother Lu Yan a cheer, as soon as you make a move, it is the best story award with the first gold content, and I have not won an award for thousands of years.

It is worthy of the Blue Emperor of the Boundary Plains, the mighty Megatron Konghai, the hands and eyes are all over the sky, and the Yingxuetang Bookstore will also give you a little face, no, not a few points, but a few points, amazing! ”

Pu Xuande was exposed by Tai Feng first, and his color remained unchanged after being exposed, and he smiled and picked up a glass of "green grasshopper" made with light (milk nǎi) oil, mint liqueur, and white cocoa liqueur.

"Lu Yan has just been promoted to Qingjiao, and the door is narrow and the circle is small, so I took this opportunity to knock on the door and open a way for him.

I originally thought that Senior Brother Tai would not care about these false names, but I didn't expect you to have such a deep obsession with the Best Story Award.

Senior brother, I will punish myself with a cup and apologize to you. ”

Pu Xuande drank the "green grasshopper" in the cone-shaped cup, and approached Taifeng Xian with two orc Oirans in his arms:

"Senior brother, the four friends of thunder, the same qi and branches.

I, who is a senior brother, is also a little thin in Yingxuetang, since you want this best story award, the next award must be yours, and no one can snatch it away if they come, I said.

It's no problem if you want to win a few more terms, and if you don't want to show this old face, you will definitely help you get things done. ”

"No need, if I want to use an off-board move, please let Senior Brother Du help me get this award, why bother you, Senior Brother.

One day, I will dwarf those pearls of rice with the light of the bright moon in my pen, and win the Yingxuetang Best Story Award with dignity. ”

Tai Bong first asked the bar waiter to open a bottle of Pepsi brandy, raised the bottle and drank most of it.

"Good ambition, junior brother, I wish you success in this cup!"

Tai Feng first took the bottle and touched Pu Xuande, and said:

"Senior brother, you invited a lot of friends to the award ceremony?"

"Yes, it's those wine (meat ròu) friends, you also know, there are only seven or eight of them in the top of the Qing Tribulation, and the remaining dozen or so are all in the middle of the Qing Tribulation, ordinary, nothing."

Tai Fengxian showed a slightly strange smile on his face and said:

"It's good to have more friends, and more people (hot) to make trouble."

"Hahaha, (hot rè) has the beauty of (hot rè) trouble, and there is also the beauty of two people drinking when two people drink, senior brother, seriously, drinking with you is much happier than being with them."

"Senior brother, it's good if you're happy." Tai Feng first stretched out his hand to wrap his hand around Pu Xuande's right shoulder, "Tonight, our two senior brothers will not return home if they are not drunk." ”

"Okay, don't get drunk and don't go home!"

……

Liang De stood on the stage and unfolded the white letter that had been folded into a long strip.

"Ladies and gentlemen, good evening, on behalf of Mr. Tai Fengxian, I would like to extend my warmest greetings to the members of the Yingxuetang Literary Jury and all the distinguished guests attending the award ceremony tonight."

Liang De put down the stationery and bowed to the guests in the audience, and picked up the letter again.

Zhu Yuanzhi's eyes flashed with thunder, and he could see the dense words on the letter paper at a glance.

This handsome monk laughed silently after reading it, and his eyebrows and eyes seemed to be in full bloom, teaching people to easily take their eyes off.

"Senior Brother Du, Senior Brother Tai's mouth is too vicious, aren't you afraid that this young man named Liang De will be ousted from power by the people of Yingxuetang?"

Zhu Yuanzhi squinted slightly, and his gaze stayed on Liang De (身shēn) for a moment.

"It turned out that half of Mr. Xie's 10,000 bookmarks were hidden from (sex xìng), and the people of Yingxuetang would never move him, so they could only sit obediently in the audience and be scolded so bloody, Senior Brother Tai is really calculating."

Du Gongtai looked down at the golden landscape on the fan surface, and said:

"It's not just the people of Yingxue Hall, no one can touch him tonight."

Liang De fixed each piece of facial muscle (flesh ròu) and skin with the golden snake rigidity and softness, swallowed saliva, and continued to read in a voice without any feeling (情qíng):

"First of all, I would like to make a special greeting to the members of the Yingxuetang Literary Review Group who no longer exists to the immediate family of a certain female (sexuality) because ......"

Liang De was just about to continue reciting Tai Fengxian's thousand-word-long discussion on ethical issues, when suddenly a square hole with wings drilled into the white letter paper in his hand.

The square-hole coin fluttered its little wings and flew around on the white letterhead, erasing the words written by Tai Fengxian himself like an eraser.

After the erasure is done, the square-hole money with wings disappears.

The white letterhead, with no handwriting, swirled rapidly in Liang De's hand, like a chef's fingertip Indian flying cake, getting bigger and bigger.

Liang Dequan (身shēn) was grabbed by an irresistible force, unable to move a single cell or make a single decibel sound, and could only watch the white letter turn into a huge screen with a blank face (情qíng).

"We'll talk about that later, but please enjoy a wonderful short video first."

Liang De heard such a sound coming from his mouth.

The title of the short film flashed on the huge screen:

"Friends are the happy times of the wives of the bitter lord by the alias of Puxuande and wine (meat ròu) friends."