Chapter 60: Is This Divine Water Delicious?
In fact, she didn't know that when Xie Xiaodong dispelled Hou Qiang's anger, his mana was not as advanced as it is now, so he had to convert the mana value to force out the exorcism liquid in his body, and then put a meditation spell in the liquid.
Now his mana has increased by many times compared to before, so naturally there is no need to waste precious mana; besides, so many men in the village are haunted by ghosts; if they all use mana to dispel anger, how much mana will be lost?
Originally, several points had been lost before, and if this continued, Ma Yue in the Year of the Monkey would be able to accumulate fifty mana points and practice into the four grades of the gods.
He is still waiting to practice the demon subjugation technique of the underworld--the four products of the gods to treat Song Jiahui's mother!
Eager to practice the Nine Grades of Divine Spirit as soon as possible, he broke into the Hades Palace and cleaned up the Hades to rescue Aunt Hong and the underworld engineer.
"Thank you, Doctor, you can really cure my illness?"
Leng Da, who was sick, cheered up and half-believed and half-questioned.
"Tell me how you are sick, and I will cure you." ”
Xie Xiaodong didn't explain to him that he was haunted by ghosts, so that he didn't want to scare these kind and honest people.
As for saying it, does he believe it or not?
Answer: Yes!
Because the more isolated the mountain village, the more it believes in ghosts and gods.
"Three months ago, I went to the back mountain to cut wood, during which I took a lunch break at the century-old ruined temple on the top of the mountain, and just as I was sleeping, I suddenly felt a chill in my body, and then I ---- again."
Leng Da glanced at Lin Yuxin embarrassedly, and stopped talking.
Xie Xiaodong urged: "Brother Leng, what's wrong with that?" ”
And then it was like having a spring dream, doing that kind of thing with a beautiful woman, and when I woke up, I found that my ---underwear was a little sticky, and it turned out that I really had a spring dream. ”
Nima, you are not a spring dream, you have been raped by a female ghost, and you have sucked away the yang energy.
Leng Da was embarrassed to be as pale as a dead man's face and a little flush floated and continued: "At that time, I no longer had the strength to work, so I went home to rest. I think maybe it's overwork, and a day off should be fine. Who would have thought, but the body is getting worse day by day. ”
"Brother Leng, those men in the village who are sick also went to the broken temple, have they ever encountered the same thing as you?"
Leng Da nodded slightly and replied: "Originally, everyone was embarrassed to say this kind of thing, but two weeks ago, the death of the old bachelor Leng Ming, followed by the death of Leng Qi's younger brother, caused everyone's panic, and they told each other what they wondered about. Without exception, a dozen of us all had the same spring dream in that ruined temple, and when we came back, our bodies began to feel sick. ”
"Originally, the strong Leng Qi would not have died before me, but he reminisced about that feeling, rested for a few days, and ran to the broken temple for lunch rest when he saw that his body was fine, and he went intermittently at least three times. ”
Xie Xiaodong nodded slightly and said, "Okay, I know." When the village chief returns, I will surely cure you. ”
Leng Da heard that Xie Xiaodong was so sure, he shed tears excitedly, and read like a child: "Doctor Xie, you must cure my illness; my parents died early, I and my sister who worked outside are left at home, and I have not yet married and had children to leave incense for my Leng family." ”
Lin Yuxin glanced at Xie Xiaodong, who was confident, and comforted Leng Da and said, "Brother Leng, don't be sad, my brother can not only cure your illness, he can also find out the root cause of your illness, and completely eliminate the scourge for your village." ”
At this time, the village chief Leng Bo hurriedly entered the small hall with a bag of aunt towels.
Xie Xiaodong got up and took the aunt's towel in the small red bag, "Village Chief, please go and call all the sick men in your village, and I will treat them immediately." ”
He then turned his head and looked at Lin Yuxin with a wicked smile, "Sister, can you also go with the village chief? When I treat them later, you and the village chief have to avoid it." ”
Oops, you stinky boy, can you stand it? Do you even have to keep it a secret from your sister?
Lin Yuxin secretly stared at him and didn't want to get up, but after thinking about it, he obediently got up and followed the village chief Leng Bo to leave Leng Da's house.
This kid should strip them naked when they get rid of the evil spirit in their bodies, otherwise he will not take Miss Ben away, and he will not dare to bombard his beloved sister me.
In about twenty minutes, the twelve adult men in the village who had been sucked by the female ghost and did not die all came to Leng Da's house.
The small hall of his house suddenly became crowded, and twelve men with heavy anger formed a circle, staring at Xie Xiaodong with a hint of suspicion in his godless eyes.
Xie Xiaodong instructed Leng Da to close the door, bring thirteen empty cups, and then tore open the large bag of aunt towels in his hand, and turned out thirteen aunt towels from it;
Leng Da and the other twelve people looked at him suspiciously, Nima, can we cure our strange disease with a woman's aunt towel?
This young kid can't be a liar, right?
Alas, it's better to let him try than to die!
Everybody is a poor jingle single, and he can't cheat even a dime if he wants to.
Xie Xiaodong glanced at them as he prepared and said with a dark smile: "You stand obediently and don't mess with the things on the ground; I will go to the kitchen to mix the medicine and come out; remember, you can't come in and peek; whoever dares to peek, I won't treat anyone." ”
Leng Da and the others saw that Xie Xiaodong was so sure, and they nodded obediently and gave him a way.
Xie Xiaodong pretended to be old and slowly entered the dilapidated and narrow kitchen of Lengda, grabbing the plastic scoop used to scoop water.
To treat people who are sucked by female ghosts, it is natural to use Dongge's boy urine to completely eliminate the demonic spirit in their bodies.
Luckily, Brother Dong, I didn't break my virgin body, otherwise, I would have to consume precious mana.
He took off his pants and secretly recited the strongest meditation mantra, expelling hot and beautiful urine stained with mana.
Then, find the salt powder used for stir-frying from the stove and add a small spoon to the divine urine.
He hummed cheerfully little chopsticks to smooth out the taste, and by the way, he knocked out the bubbles floating on it.
"The magic medicine has been prepared!"
He picked up the plastic water spoon and walked out of the kitchen quickly, "This brother, let me go, don't spill the magic medicine, if it's not enough, Brother Dong, I can't do anything." ”
Thirteen men who were sucked by female ghosts hurriedly squeezed out their debut, looking at the miraculous medicine that was still steaming in his hands with anticipation.
He crouched in the center and pretended to admonish the thirteen curious-looking men, carefully pouring the contents of the spoon into the cups, each of which contained only two small sips of divine urine.
Then pour the rest of the urine evenly into the sponge of the aunt's towel.
"Leng Da, lead the brothers to drink the divine medicine, and then stick the aunt's towel stained with divine water in the center of the navel, remember to stick it to the navel hole, so that your body can absorb the divine water faster. ”
Although Leng Da and the others didn't fully believe him, they rushed up to pick up the cup and drink it all with the mentality of a dead horse being a live horse doctor.
After drinking the salty divine water, they immediately lifted their shirts and helped each other to stick the aunt's towel stained with divine water in the center of the navel.
Xie Xiaodong took advantage of the gap between them to drink divine urine, slipped into the kitchen to wash his hands, lit a cigarette and leaned against the door, looking at them and asking, "Brother, is this divine water delicious?"
Leng Da and the others turned to look at him and replied in unison: "It's a little salty, but after drinking it, the cold stomach feels a warm current flowing violently in the body." ”
"Thank you, Divine Doctor, does your divine water really have an effect?"
Nima, who dared to doubt the efficacy of Dongge's divine urine, if it weren't for the fact that everyone was from a poor family.
Brother Dong, I don't slaughter you hard, it's not my style.
"Do you feel it or not? I promise that after six hours, your sickness will be gone, and you will be more alive than before. ”
Xie Xiaodong strode out of the small hall full of urine smell, opened the wooden door happily, and glanced at Lin Yuxin and the village chief who were standing at the door with a curious face.
"Village Chief Leng Bo, take me and my sister to your house for dinner, and when I am full, I will go up the mountain to the broken temple to remove the root cause of the elder brother's illness. ”
At this time, a stronger man in the room shouted excitedly: "Brother, thank you for the divine doctor's divine water, which is really curative! I feel more and more energetic." ”
Leng Bo glanced at the thirteen men in the room with great curiosity, and said gratefully with his hands: "Thank you Doctor Xie, I will take you back to my house." ”
Lin Yuxin grabbed his arm and asked curiously, "Baby brother, can you tell my sister how you treated them?"
The village chief Leng Bo listened to Lin Yuxin say what was in his heart, and quickly slowed down and pricked up his ears and waited for Xie Xiaodong to answer.
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