Chapter 18: Teaching
Eric is a sincere person, he has no idea of hiding his selfishness, he preaches and starts from scratch.
"Let's say, you pick a target, then you go straight to it, go straight to it, and don't need to pay too much attention to the people around her."
"What if she snuggled up in her boyfriend's arms?" Lao Qiao's previous boast made Song Ya very impressed.
Eric smiled, "You're not going to go up and say you want 419, are you?" That's too straightforward, too. You have to do this, pretend you're coming to her, like: Are you ...... Uh......" He performed a copy to get to know the girl, but he couldn't name the expression for a while when he tried to think about it, "At this time, the other party usually introduces himself, I'm so-and-so, right?" ”
"Hmm." Song Ya simulated the scene in his mind, and there was nothing wrong.
"Yes, yes, yes! I know you! I've heard Carl mention you. Eric played, "Al is fine, anyway, you can mention a random name, and if the other party's boyfriend is around, mention the name of a girl on the road, Jenny, Mary, ......"
"Uh-huh, and then."
"And then he said, "Carl said you were artistically gifted or good at singing." Eric took out a stack of business cards, "You introduce yourself again at this time, point to the sign of Old Joe Music and say: I'm from the music company opposite, do you want to go up and try the music?" If the other party doesn't believe it, give her the business card. ”
"It's that simple?"
"It's as simple as that, just wait, about a third of the girls will follow me on the spot, a third will think about walking with me in a few minutes to half an hour, and a third will call me in a few days."
"Isn't that a 100% success rate!"
"It's almost, it's possible that the girl who calls won't come, so the success rate is 80 or 90 percent."
"Won't their boyfriends and other friends dissuade them?"
"Idiot, ordinary girls can't stand this temptation, just try the sound, and it won't be what if, what if it's really an opportunity? Don't you know it? Female friends persuade her, she will think it is out of jealousy, and her boyfriend will persuade her, she will think that it is the possessiveness of men, so even if they refuse to go with me at the time, they will find a way to avoid her boyfriend and friends to contact me again. ”
"Makes sense!" Song Ya was taught, "But what if her friends and boyfriend insist on coming to the studio with them?" ”
"Then Carl should cooperate, he will turn away the 'idle people', so you usually have more relationships with Carl, others are easy to talk to."
"emmmmm......" Song Ya recalled how she felt when she first met Carl, and the tattoos crawling all over her face were indeed very intimidating, "And then?" ”
"Hey, hey." Eric sneered, "It's easier to bring all the people here." He sat down on the table across from Song Ya, "First move, let her sit down and talk, for example, if she sits in your current position, I'll sit down at the table and make some daily greetings while making a ...... here" He pointed to his inner thighs, "right in front of her line of sight." ”
"emmmmm......" Song Ya found that the crotch of Eric was indeed directly in front of him, and this thing deliberately opened his legs.
"This trick is the most common hint, the whites have used it for hundreds of years, it is simple and practical." Eric threw the pot out, "At the same time, you have to brag about yourself as much as you can, say what you can package her well, make her popular from now on, or say that you can record a single or album for her...... Anyway, for the girl's star dream, it's right to draw a pie desperately. ”
"Will they take the bait?"
"Some of them, they will come and touch my legs hehehe...... Maybe their boyfriend was still waiting downstairs at this time. Eric touched his leg and smiled even more wickedly, "But those who are so active are generally not good, and the rest of them are more difficult to do if they really don't know how to hint or know how to pretend not to understand." ”
"Go ahead, for the hard part."
"The next thing is to record a song, you have to give someone some sweetness, let her go into the recording studio and sing a good song." Eric walked over to the mixer, "After singing, you compare her original voice with the tuned version, it's like giving a girl a makeover, you show her that you have the ability to make her voice beautiful, this feeling is probably the same as her appearance being made beautiful by you, believe me, many girls can get wet on the spot." ”
"It works so well? Looks like I need to learn how to tune ......," Song Ya thought to herself.
"At this time, I will let the girl stand in front of the mixer and try it herself, teach on the spot, and when she plays the mixer like a game, I can gently hug her behind her, blow into her ears with my mouth, say some provocative love words, and then, get started......" Eric hugged the air and performed seriously.
"What if it's still rejected?"
"Then get on my standing weapon!" Eric took out Morgan's favorite Chivas from the wine cabinet, "Do you want something to drink after singing?" Do you want to have some wine to celebrate after recording the song? I made it with bad brandy and vodka, and the wine came fast! Of course, I'm a bottom-line person and won't be drugged. ”
Standing? I feel sorry for old Morgan!
"Of course, you can't pour too much, it's dizzy and easy to do." Eric shoved the wine back.
"What if it still doesn't work?"
"Then there's no way, half push and half do, OK, clearly refuse, then I have to let people go, after all, I'm a ......"
"People with a bottom line."
"Yes, that's right, you have to stick to the bottom line, otherwise it's easy to get into trouble."
"But......" Song Ya still felt that something was still not right, "If you are not responsible afterwards, won't you be in trouble?" A lot of girls won't give up, right? Especially if you promise to release a single to others, and you are a hit or something. ”
"Well, I'm a minor tuner, what can they do?" Eric suddenly became depressed and lay back on the couch, "Don't worry, most of the girls are also very practical, and when he finds out that I am actually a small character, he will not waste too much time with me." ”
"So they don't get too entangled in small roles, but what about big roles? Like little Lowry? Song Ya asked.
"That's completely different, if it's little Lori, the girls won't let go, and after a while, little Lori will even start to guard against some girls who are overly enthusiastic with a purpose. Actually, you are the same, the song you wrote is really good, and if those girls realize that you are a great guy who can write lyrics and music, believe me, it will be difficult for you to get rid of them. ”
"You've been talking about it for a long time, feelings don't work for me, do you!?" Song Ya was furious and stuffed the pen and paper back into the briefcase.
This time, Eric didn't give an answer, and after a few seconds, a high-pitched snoring sounded.