Chapter 1 The washroom is the toilet

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August 1, 2020.

Huaguo, Nanyue Province, Shenzhen-Hong Kong City.

Song Yingsheng, who had just finished the college entrance examination a month ago, woke up naturally at twelve o'clock at noon, looked at the ceiling above him in a little confusion, and then struggled on the bed for a while before reluctantly getting up.

Without a few steps, he walked from his bedroom to the bathroom at home, after all, this house is only more than 30 square meters, and there is no need to go too far.

In the silver mirror, looking at Song Yingsheng's slightly handsome young man, he washed his face, cleaned his teeth, and then planned to solve his physical needs.

But at this moment, a few lines of small words suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, which made Song Yingsheng, who was standing in front of the mirror, a little sluggish.

He hurriedly washed his face again, but found that those few lines of small words still existed in front of him, deep in his eyes.

This made Song Yingsheng a little confused, but he still fixed his eyes on those few lines of small characters.

It reads:

[Do you want to enter the washroom copy?] The number of entries available today is 3]

[If you want to enter, please nod.] 】

In the spirit of inquiry, or rather because he hadn't woken up yet, Song Yingsheng really nodded.

Then, he entered the world of copies of the sentence.

Everything in front of me has transitioned from a single toilet to another place, a public washroom.

There were three urinals in total, each standing in front of his eyes, the kind that men used to solve their physiological needs, and the first and third urinals were all in use, and only the second was vacant.

There are also several cubicles next to it, which seem to have squatting toilets inside, but they are all in a closed state, probably someone is using them.

In front of Song Yingsheng's eyes, a line of small words appeared again.

[Because you drank too much mineral water, you need to relieve yourself, please go and solve it.] 】

Along with this sentence, his physical state suddenly changed, as if he had really drunk a lot of mineral water and needed to be solved quickly.

Song Yingsheng's heart suddenly had an inexplicable feeling, but the new feeling was as real as it was, so he had to hurriedly run to the second urinal to solve his physiological needs.

But just as he was about to release his hand, the two men who were using the urinal next to him suddenly showed fierce eyes and looked at Song Yingsheng.

This puzzled him, and he looked innocent, but that look did not calm the two of them, but only made them even more angry.

One of them even used a fierce tone and shouted to Song Yingsheng:

"It's common sense to go to the toilet in the men's toilet in a separate position, you actually violated the rules, suffer death!"

Immediately after, in Song Yingsheng's blank gaze, he punched the young man in the face and knocked him down with one punch.

In front of Song Yingsheng's eyes, a big word 'death' instantly appeared.

You were killed by angry citizens for violating the rules. 】

[You have completed the toilet puzzle ending 1: Anyone who violates the rules must die]

[Get 10 Plot Coins!] 】

With these lines, Song Yingsheng returned to the original bathroom.

The small print I saw before has also changed a little, and the number of times you can enter has changed from 3 to 2.

At this moment, Song Yingsheng just wanted to slowly put a question mark.

There is no doubt that everything that has just been experienced is as if it were real.

Except for the last punch, even if Song Yingsheng was 'beaten to death', he didn't feel too much pain, followed by a black screen, which made him return to his bathroom.

All he could understand was that he had entered a strange world, something like a copy of the game.

I just don't understand why this copy asks him to go to the toilet, and then he has to be beaten to death because of it.

It's just an act of confusion.

Also, after the dungeon is completed, what exactly is the plot coin that is given?

It stands to reason that according to the routine, isn't there supposed to be any mall system?

Or is it not yet the time to turn on?

He didn't know.

Having said that, going back to the description of those sentences, since it says that the dungeon world has endings, it means that there must be other endings besides the first ending.

The so-called re-entry should be to let him find other endings, maybe he can pass the customs perfectly, right?

This conjecture is very reasonable, anyway, after this copy first.

With this attitude, he rubbed his forehead and nodded again at the small line.

The body moves with the thoughts, and it returns to the world of the public lavatory.

The time point of the whole world was reset, back to the time point when Song Yingsheng first entered, which was the moment when he first began to have physiological needs.

He saw the two men who occupied the first and third urinals again, and he knew very well that he couldn't go to the toilet in the middle of the second urinal, otherwise they would be killed.

In that case, let's go find the squatting toilet next to it.

He walked over to the side and tried to push open the doors of the stalls.

But a few seconds later, he found that all the doors of the squatting toilet were locked.

Someone is using them all!

Then there was no way, he couldn't kick open those doors and let the people inside get him out.

He decided to take a stupid approach, which was to wait.

Or to put it another way, it's actually forbearance.

He didn't believe that those people could go to the toilet for the rest of their lives, and after the vacant place was vacated, it would be a convenient time for him to go.

Now, he can endure it for at least a few minutes.

However, what he didn't expect was that in a dungeon world, it was often impossible to use common sense to analyze.

For example, at this moment, Song Yingsheng waited for three minutes, counted one hundred and eighty numbers in his heart, from one thousand and one to one thousand one hundred and eighty, and still didn't see anyone leave.

The people in the squatting toilet are still squatting, which he can barely understand.

But the two people who urinal, he really didn't believe that he could go to the toilet for so long.

Could it be that this is the legendary reservoir?

This made him very dissatisfied, and at the same time there was a reason why he could not bear it, and he could not help shouting to the two men:

"Hurry up, okay?"

As soon as he said this, the fierce gazes of the two turned again, causing Song Yingsheng to subconsciously step back.

But he didn't hold back too much, he preferred to believe that the last time he was killed was because of a sneak attack.

If it was a head-to-head duel, he didn't believe he would be knocked out with a punch.

This thought made him pluck up the courage to stand in front of the two people.

However, this confident attitude did not frighten the two of them, and the two exchanged glances with each other, responding to a sentence that made Song Yingsheng feel rather speechless.

"We weren't going to the toilet at all."

The implication is that from beginning to end, they are not addressing their physical needs at all, they are just standing there.

No wonder he waited three minutes, and they still wouldn't leave!

Is this funny?

Song Yingsheng's anger suddenly rose a little.

He strikes in the martial arts pose of the Jack Chan movie and tries to make a powerful attack.

If you want to fight, then fight!

But before he could make any counterattack, he saw a black shadow floating past him, standing behind him.

Song Yingsheng's neck felt like it had been hit by a heavy object.

He fell to the ground again.

Judging from God's vision, it turned out that the man slid to Song Yingsheng's back and beat him to death with one palm.

Whether Song Yingsheng noticed it or not, he died again anyway.

[Because you provoked the strong people in the bathroom, you were taught a hard lesson by them. 】

[You have completed the toilet puzzle ending 2: If you can't beat it, don't fight]

[Get 10 Plot Coins!] 】

Song Yingsheng: "......"

When he returned to reality, he exhaled a little helplessly.

It seems that I really can't beat it, and it's hard to even capture the movement trajectory of those two people.

They are simply bug-level existences, and it is completely impossible to win.

Then, although I am still a little dissatisfied in my heart, I can only admit it.

There's one last chance, so don't waste it on those two hateful people.

can bend and stretch, just like Han Xin can be humiliated by his crotch, he is a big husband!

Song Yingsheng thought again, his head was a little, and he entered the world of public toilets.

This time, he directly avoided the sight of the two men, looking for an exit in the surrounding area.

A washroom, which can definitely be left.

He didn't want to look for answers here, and it might be better to leave.

Of course, he also wondered if someone would come out when he left the door, shouting:

"It's forbidden to leave here!"

Then he was punched to death.

But it turned out that this kind of thing didn't happen, and Song Yingsheng actually left.

The place where he left was, the male public bathroom.

Next to it, there is a women's public toilet and a disabled toilet.

Song Yingsheng thought for a few seconds and made a decision, mainly because his state of urgency did not allow him to think for too long.

"I'm handicapped, so I guess I'm a handicapped person."

With this excuse that was not an excuse, he entered the handicapped bathroom with peace of mind, and there was no one else in it, so he naturally solved his physical needs.

He didn't expect that the answer would be so simple.

[Since this road is not passable, then go to other places.] 】

[You have completed the toilet puzzle ending 3: All roads lead to Rome]

[This ending is a perfect ending]

[Get 30 Plot Coins!] 】

[The mall system is open! ] 】

[Perfect Pass Reward Unlocked!] 】

[Note: All rewards will be related to this dungeon.] 】

[You can choose your perfect playthrough reward from the following three items. 】

[1. A powerful small disinfectant spray (one bottle) that is said to kill 99% of bacteria and viruses, and is partially lethal and can destroy some small animals, such as spiders. 】

[2. Nano-sized toilet paper (1 roll) is a very advanced technology that can easily wipe off any stains without any residue. 】

[3. Toilet water (a bucket) has a corrosive effect, like concentrated sulfuric acid, and can cause a poisonous gas attack within a radius of 10 meters, note that it will hurt yourself. 】

Choose carefully! 】

Song Yingsheng, who returned to the real world, only felt that he had difficulty in choosing.

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