How about my second treasure?
Yo?!
This weirdo still doesn't believe that he is called "Tang Family Xiaoshuai".
Is the name special? Isn't it ordinary? Didn't the eight muscular old fairies before call him "handsome and handsome"?
What's wrong with his name? What's the problem?
How else do you talk about people? Do you have to let him say that his name is "San'er"?
Why don't you be laughed at to death!
"Do you want to say it? Not to mention that Lao Tzu will blow up this place into ruins and bury you all together! β
As he spoke, he pulled out a remote control from his body.
Oh my god, this can scare the little white dragon miserably.
"Tell them, tell him!"
Even Zhu Bagai and Monk Sha were ruthless to Tang San: "Bald! Say it quickly! Say it! β
Didn't you turn against these gangsters? Isn't it just a broken name!
Forget it, it doesn't matter. Sooner or later, he Tang San will become famous in the world, since he has to say it, then say it generously.
"Good! In that case, I'll tell you! The poor monk is one, fist, Tang-"
"Wait a minute!"
Just when Tang San was about to say his name with one word, Blowing Snow next to him suddenly covered his mouth.
What's going on?
Everyone else was shocked: What is this mother-in-law doing? What happened?
"Bald brother, don't say it yet! Let me guess -
Your name must be loud and loud! Domineering again! And gentle! Poetic again! And a particularly handsome name! Right? I'm not mistaken, right? β
After finishing speaking, she removed her palm from Tang San's mouth.
Looking at Blowing Snow's face as a girl full of anticipation, Tang San swallowed hard.
Facing this little fan girl who is full of expectations, he may want to disappoint her this time.
His name is not only handsome, but also very ordinary.
Very...... It's a very sand sculpture.
"Lao Tzu is a punch Tang - Erlang!"
Well, in the end, I still didn't have the courage to say it.
But as soon as the name Erlang was spoken, everyone in front of him was surprised.
One or two were surprised: "Wow~ What a handsome name, the same as Erlang God's!" β
"Isn't there a guy who likes to fight tigers, also called that? Handsome! β
"Listen well~ I don't have to call you bald brother in the future, just call you second brother!"
Yes?
Tang San Buddha: Poor Monk...... How did it become two?
The apprentices whispered: "It turns out that the bald head is called Erlang!" β
"It's so fierce to call 'Erlang', isn't that 'Dalang' invincible? Is there still a Saburo, Shiro or something? β
"A litter of 'Lang'? Nima, isn't this going to be a superhuman team? β
Lying on the grass!
Well, this background is a bit invincible......
The apprentices looked at their master with a look of amazement.
However, among this group of people, the most surprising is the golden horn king who has just jumped off the building!
"Good fellow, finally tricked his name out."
Isn't this Nima's still making you burst on the spot?
knelt on the ground, raised the purple gold red gourd in his hand violently, and shouted!
"Tang Erlang! Do you dare to call you out? β
What's that? Don't dare to respond?
When did he Tang San not feel it!
"Grandpa is here!"
"Hahahahaha You promised! You really said yes! β
The King of the Golden Horn was about to laugh like crazy.
The moment has finally come! The 50 million prize money had already waved his hand and pounced on him nakedly.
This feeling - I feel like I'm about to become an immortal!
Money, status, wealth, beauty, yachts, airplanes...... Everything I've been dreaming of for a long time is close at hand, and I'm about to get it.
"Boom! Boom! β
"Explode!"
He clenched his fists at Tang San and urged vigorously: "Explode!" β
"Bang Bang!" The plastic king above his head was also excited, pulling on the top of the cliff, and the detective stretched his neck to cheer for the bald head below.
"Explode! Come on, come on, you can! Boom! Boom! β
This Nima ......
Tang San and they were all stupid: singing again? Hugged again?
What's wrong with these two goods!
"Hug all day long, you hug your big dog legs, you hug!"
"Hahahaha! You're about to explode! Do you dare to talk back when you are dying? Come on, you keep topping, you continue to top! Yes? β
"You dare to talk back with this lump of tomato juice? Hahahahaha. β
"Tang Erlang, we won, you scatter coins! Let you talk back, let you ...... again"
The plastic king on the cliff was excited, and with a "click", he broke all the stones under his body-
"Ahh
Immediately after that, there was a "clattering" sound!
Falling from a height of fifty meters, the plastic king directly broke his leg and broke his leg!
At this moment, the two brothers knelt side by side.
Damn - both broken legs!
directly stunned Tang San and them.
What the hell is this? The brothers made an appointment to jump off the building, right?
The two brothers looked at each other, not because of the plastic king falling, but because-
This bald head still hasn't burst out!
What are you...... Could it be that this bald head is playing tricks on them again?!
Is it so hard to ask for a name?
Tang San pursed his lips and mocked: "You thing, it won't work for the poor monk." β
In fact, he had already discovered the purple gold red gourd in the hand of the Golden Horn King, and he didn't need to ask him to know - this thing must be able to accept people!
It's just like the Yin and Yang two cylinders he scavenged from the Golden-winged Dapeng Eagle before.
Let him sign up for the word? When he's stupid!
If you report your name, you won't be sucked in directly?
"Your broken gourd doesn't work, keep it and go home to coax the child."
"Coaxing a child? Where the hell did I come from, kid! "The Golden Horn King is furious!
Throw the purple gold red gourd to the side, "brush" the ground, and take out a seven-star sword from behind your back!
"Who doesn't have a second treasure yet! What a situation where this king is unprepared! β
"Eat my seven-star sword, I want you to break your corpse into ten thousand pieces!"
As he spoke, he threw the sword in his hand into the air, and then his mouth vibrated with words.
The sword was like a life, it actually turned around in the air and flew towards Tang San-
Lying grass, this sword can still be voice-controlled?
It's clear that you're using spells to drive the sword to attack at will!
"I'm flashing!"
Tang San dodged a side somersault -
With a "boom", the ground where he was standing just now was instantly pierced into a hole!
Lying on the grass! The frequency of this attack -
It's a bit overwhelming!
The Golden Horn King chanted more mantras, raised his hand and called Tang San one by one, and then the seven-star sword pulled out from the ground again and turned around and turned to Tang San next to him-
This Nima, endlessly!
"I'm flashing, I'm flashing, I'm flashing!"
It can only dodge, and you can't fight it with your fists, right?
Looking at Tang San's way of jumping up and down, the Golden Horn King laughed madly-
As soon as I was happy, I stood up directly from the ground! Walked straight towards Tang San.
Lying on the grass! Isn't it a broken leg? Is this going to grow?
It's just a little bone expert!
"Mommy, Mommy, ten thousand swords return to the sect, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, and the sword fairy is on top to help me kill demons!"
Oh, this spell is complicated.
Tang San confronted the Seven Star Sword.
"Master, I'll help you!" After watching the play for a long time, the apprentices remembered to come up and help.
As a result, as soon as he jumped up, the seven-star sword turned its head sharply to look at Bagaiβhe was about to stab him at that time!
This is special, the sword has long eyes!
Eight Gai leaned back tactically and jumped back: "I'd better go back a little bit......"
What the hell is this...... So cowardly?
The sword in the air smirked, turned around and continued to stab at the bald head.
With such a high fencing frequency, I don't believe that stabbing you can't kill you?
"I'm flashing, I'm flashing, I'm flashing!"
With light steps, he easily dodged the attack of the Seven Star Sword, and his pace was extremely fast.
The eight covers next to him were stunned.
This bald master is not dodging! It's actually ...... It's dancing!
Lying grass.
Dancing and dodging the sword's attack?
It's simply the king of forced kings!
But you four apprentices, just watching your master being stabbed?
Just sit idly by?
However, if you look at it now, how can there be any four apprentices, aren't they just two people, Bagai and Fuxue?
What about the other two apprentices?
At this time, Blowing Snow couldn't stand it anymore: "Bald brother! I'm here to help ......."
The words came to an abrupt halt.
Behind the blowing snowβ
At some point, a black shadow was cast.
As she nervously looked behind her, the black cloak flicked and the snow was swept in.
Gone.
And at this time, Tang San, Bajie, and Monk Sha didn't notice what was happening behind them-
I didn't even notice that the blowing snow was swept away by the black cloak......