Chapter 005: You Forced Me to Sleep, and Laughed It Off
Ta Ye hasn't found a chat partner for thousands of years, and finally caught one, so he naturally wants to have a big chat.
At this time, Ta Ye was talking about it.
Yun Ri was dizzy when he first heard it, and he didn't know anything about it, so he quietly pinched his thigh to make sure that it was illusion or reality.
As a man, he was a little harsh on himself.
"Shhhh......h
Yun Richu gasped, and the facial features on her pretty little face were distorted into abstract paintings.
It's really painful, it's real!
Yun Richu, who had many question marks in his head, was about to ask shamelessly-
A broken tower spirit, relying on the old and selling the old, and cupping with him, the former richest man in the world, Cuihua is in a little unbeautiful.
"Shhhh Someone comes, you go back to sleep, let's talk next time. ”
The nine-story demon tower tower spirit dropped such a sentence, and it was silent.
The nine-story demon tower that was suspended in mid-air and rotated was re-transformed into a necklace and hung around Yun Richu's neck.
Everything was like a dream, as if nothing had happened.
This is just the appearance.
Because Yun Richu had three more things in his mind, the nine-character demon curse, the Sutra of Death, and the Sutra of Demons.
The nine-character demon spell is very simple, simple and outrageous, there is only an introduction and nine words throughout the text, as for how to use these nine words to subdue the demon and the demon, it is completely explained.
The introduction is simple.
The demon is all souls, all the hideous are virtualized, and those who are dyed with karma have the ability to destroy the world.
The nine-character mantra is: Gang, Bing, Fight, Who, Both, Array, Column, In, Good.
The corners of Yun Richu's mouth twitched very quickly-should this nine-character demon descending spell be so pitiful? It's simply a slippery plagiarism of Chiguoguo!
It's a pity that in this world of cultivating immortals, he has evidence.
When I was young in the last life, Yun Richu loved me the most and the zombies had a date with Ma Xiaoling's pair of anti-sky, ahh I love the five-cent special effect dragon when she recites 'the soldiers are all arrayed in front of the battle, and the evil is punished'.
How do you recite it to overcome karmic demons?
I'm afraid I have to ask Taling about this question.
The content of the Demon Sutra and the Sutra of the Past Life is not too much, with the unforgettable learning skills of his last life, he will remember it after reading it.
Yun Richu closed his eyes and lay down on the wooden collapse, listening attentively, everything was silent, and the roar of the beasts in the mountains and forests outside was gone.
"Didn't Taling say someone was coming? What about people? ”
After only three seconds, Yun Cuihua smelled a burst of fragrance.
Flowers? Danxiang? Herbaceous?
There was a soft sound.
The fragrance is from far to near, close at hand.
Yun Richu felt the quilt being lifted, and a body as soft as boneless brocade drilled in and hugged him.
Yun Richu's body shook, then stiffened, his heart shook, and then panicked:
"Which senior sister is this? is so uninhibited, so bold, so humane!
I'm still a child, not even a six-year-old child, am I still human?
Woo woo, tomorrow I will definitely tell the master about your bestiality!
The first time I was forced, the tears of sadness kept flowing......"
The body shook first, not because of what was released, so it became a Buddha on the ground, and it felt that everything was boring.
Rather, this senior sister's body is too cold, and the only difference between this senior sister and a corpse in a morgue is that it is soft and fragrant enough.
Yun Richu was thinking about electricity, and brain cells died in a large area in units of 100,000.
He needed a good idea not to be pushed to the ground.
If it is a past life, you can offer a reward of millions, online urgency, etc.
Now, I can only rely on myself.
"The little sister's quilt is really warm, it's too terrible to be sprayed by the frost giant Jiao, but fortunately, my aunt and grandmother are unparalleled, and I escaped in time and picked up a small life.
Hey?! What is this little raised thing? Does the little junior sister have a secret disease? ”
Yun Richu's body stiffened into a mummy, and the senior sister grabbed the key point through the shorts and muttered to make him almost crazy.
"I'm young because I'm young, you find another six-year-old kid to compare with me, he's older than me, I'll cut his off!
What is pretending to be pure ignorance? Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig?
Is this a dark disease? This is clearly my chicken. ”
"Senior sister, I'm a little junior brother, not a little junior sister, can you be gentle with me, it hurts."
Yun Richu was grinning with his teeth, and he couldn't bear the unspeakable pain anymore.
"Ahh
With an exclamation, the pretty face of the girl turned red, just like the fiery Sarilang, and mushroom clouds appeared above her head.
She smiled suddenly, and disappeared into Yun Richu's quilt in an instant, and then the light blue dress that fell to the ground also disappeared.
A string of ellipses slowly popped up on the door of Yun Richu's head.
I remembered a song: You slept with me, and you laughed it off, and you didn't even give a tip to make up for your mistakes.
Scumbag!
The so-called unparalleled law just now is the fifth senior sister Wu Qianqiu, who likes to play pranks in the mouth of the second senior sister, right?
It's so soft! No.
It's so white! Neither is it.
True Circle......
Eh, the corners of Yun Richu's mouth, who had sneaked a little, raised the arc of an idiot.
Oh, hehehe.
Looking at the palm of his hand stupidly for a while, Yun Richu frowned: "It seems that I forgot a very important thing, what is it?" ”
He patted the back of his head: "Ah, I remember, Ta Ye said that half of the merits of the ten million karmic demons are mine!" I don't think I was given it. ”
Suddenly Ta Ling's local accent came from his mind: "Hehe, I left in a hurry just now, I forgot to give it to you, I didn't expect that your little guy has a good memory, so I will arrange it for you." ”
The corners of Yun Richu's mouth crooked, and he complained in his heart: "Hmph, what do you mean to forget?" You just want to prostitute my merits for nothing, a spirit of the best magic weapon, can't you have a face? How can you do it with such a black heart. ”
Five seconds later.
The power of merit exuding rich sandalwood incense flowed from the Baihui acupoint, Yongquan acupoint, and tail vertebrae at the beginning of the cloud day into the three places of the body.
The merit of entering from the Baihui acupoint disappears in the Lingtai, the merit of entering the Yongquan acupoint disappears in the dantian, and the merit of entering the tail vertebrae disappears in the snow-capped mountain at the back waist.
Then, there is no then.
Having absorbed a lot of merits, it is impossible not to feel nothing.
Therefore, Yun Richu had a feeling, he felt, not sleepy!
Saying that good merit can help cultivation, is it an accelerator catalyst for cultivation?
Ask Taling?
Forget it, I always feel that the tower spirit's conscience is greatly damaged, and the cunning heart is black.
Ask Senior Sister? Ask Master?
The sage said: "Bear out his sins." This nine-story demon tower is his hole card, how can it be leaked casually?
Hey, we don't dare to say, we don't dare to ask.
Love, what's wrong.
……
The next day, in the morning.
Chenshi.
The little senior sister Qiu Moyun asked Yun Richu to go to dinner.
Yun Richu had no sleep all night, but there were no dark circles under his eyes, and his crystal eyes were brighter.
At the dinner table, there were five senior sisters and one master.
Yun Richu glanced at the fifth senior sister Wu Qianqiu, who was wearing a light blue dress, and the latter coughed lightly, and there was a flush in her ears.
She glared at the little junior brother, and the warning in her eyes was self-evident: If you dare to tell what happened last night, don't blame the senior sister for destroying Cuihua!
Yun Richu was so frightened that he retracted his gaze and obediently served food to his senior sister and master.
The dishes have a light, bland and tasteless taste.
To put it bluntly, it's unpalatable.
But the senior sister and the master ate with relish, and Yun Richu suddenly felt that they were so pitiful.
After the meal, the moon and autumn snow took the clouds and the beginning of the day to go to the back mountain to start the practice.
"Little junior brother, do you know the three elements of cultivating immortals?" Yueqiu Xue slowly spoke.