The Great Embarrassment Execution Song

Tang San still decided to be a person.

"Wait!"

The woman who was just about to drill the hole was stopped by Tang San's voice, turned her head, and squinted at Tang San.

Appeared! Appeared! It's that look again! The wind blew and lifted her veil......

Stop! Stop!

Tang San tried to regain his senses, collected his mood and said to the woman in black: "Let's keep the fabric first." You may not believe it, but the poor monk has a key here? ”

"Keys?"

I took out the big, ugly key, groped around the steel door, and sure enough, there was a jack. The key is inserted, and there is a click-

It's actually open!

"You don't have to smash it with your fist if you have the key, give Miss Ben a reason not to scold, otherwise...... Otherwise, I'll squirt you to death, a cuckold king! ”

"Cuckold King?!" What a domineering title, Tang San will use this name in the future!

But this girl is getting weaker and weaker, and she has to exert a lot of strength when she says a word, so she still wants to spray Tang San? What to spray?

With a "squeak", the steel door opened.

The black cloth walked up with the little rabbit in his arms and directly bumped into Tang San.

The moment it came into contact, the aroma hit again......

Tang San was already drunk, drunk as mud.

That's it?

"Girl, you're still bleeding, your wounds ......"

This girl is so stubborn.

She insisted on leaving, and Tang San couldn't keep her, so he made way for her to go out.

But—

Just as Tang San got out of the way, the woman's eyes were blurred, and she bumped into Tang San's arms lightly again.

Hurriedly raise your hands high: "Hey! You see it again, it's not me, I don't. She fell on her own. ”

The woman fainted again, for no other reason, because of excessive blood loss.

The aroma hit, impacting Tang San's Heavenly Spirit Gai one after another, only to feel that spring had come, and the revival of all things had come to the animals......

No, no, Tang San was very sober, he just wanted to push this shrew away, it was too heavy to press on his body.

"Lady, the poor monk knows that you are not dead, hurry up!"

Note that this lady is not the other lady, in Tang San's hometown, this is just a title for a strange woman.

Sure enough, the woman opened her eyes faintly: "Let me lean in...... It's good to ......."

This......

Tang San was petrified.

Time seemed to stop at this moment, and two lost mortals, in this isolated and dangerous cave, snuggled up to each other, just to get a moment of peace.

After all, what happened to them was too terrible for ordinary people.

In just one second, the woman left Tang San's shoulder and left without looking back.

When Tang San came back to his senses, he hurriedly chased out-

Outside, it's empty.

There was also a green lion and a white elephant lying on the ground.

"Poodle, what about the mother-in-law?"

"Gone." The green-haired lion lay on the ground, but his lips moved.

Good fellow, not dead yet.

Tang San chased after him, just stepping on the leg of the green lion monster, the lion had a mouthful of blood in his mouth, and continued to lie down.

"Faster than a horse."

Tang San came to the cave hall, but he still couldn't find her.

"Where have you gone?"

Wait, isn't there blood on the ground? As long as you follow the bloodstains, even if you escape to the ends of the earth, you will definitely find her.

With that, he chased the blood on the ground and rushed out of the lion's camel cave......

The cave was quiet again.

After waiting for fifteen minutes to make sure that Tang San had not returned, the blue-haired lion carefully got up from the ground.

"Whew...... Fortunately, the head of the regiment has a lot of blood, and it's still too late to hit one or two zero. ”

Although this green lion is not dead, the wound that was abused by Tang San is not a joke, if it were an ordinary weirdo, he would have died more than twenty times, and at this time, he could see the advantage of kryptonite players.

"Hehe, fortunately, I am diligent in recharging on weekdays, and the Wild Liver Emperor is not easy to mess with......"

It's all a bloody realization.

Qingshi's gaze turned to the white elephant next to him, and he couldn't help but sigh heavily: "Second brother, do you think your eldest brother really has a bodhisattva heart?" Now I understand why the eldest brother has to let go of this New Year's dish, right? He is simply invincible, and there is no other way than to abstain. ”

"Hey...... You're dead, big brother, I'm ...... I'm very relieved, I finally got your eldest brother's wish, hehehe. ”

"Second brother, it's good to die! Let's see if you dare to stick Lao Tzu behind your back in the future! Hahaha - cough cough cough ......"

Grass, I'm overjoyed, I almost pumped it in one breath, hurry up and ask for help, hurry up and ask for help, otherwise I really have to fly with this dead elephant......

What about mobile phones? What about my premium version 8858 Plath?

Ay? Here!

This phone is also a p skin, how did it fly in front of me.

Dial out the number and wait for answer.

It's all done.

"Always drill the wind, come and save me! It's slick, I'm running out of blood...... What? Who am I?! TM, I'm you Xiaoqing, dead ghost! ”

"Oh? It's Xiao Qingqing, he......"

The green lion monster was suddenly stunned, and the whole person was frozen in place, and in an instant, the mobile phone slipped from the lion's paw, and fell to the ground with a bang-

The voice just now was not from the earpiece, but right behind him......

"Is it already here?" The blue-haired lion's lips moved stiffly.

"yes. Little Qingqing. What if the mission failed? What a pity. ”

"Race ...... Lord Sai, is this head going to die? ”

"Yes, ho. Children who fail their missions are not qualified to live. It's all because you're incompetent, you can't find a clue and let that stupid woman run away. ”

"No, no, Lord Sai, it's the bald ......"

"Has Ben-sama allowed you to speak!!" The voice behind suddenly became fierce and vicious, and the blue-haired lion was directly frightened, and quickly closed his mouth, and cold sweat began to break out.

At this time, the "Sai Daren" in his mouth finally revealed the true face of Lushan from the darkness, which was actually a "big balloon" flying in the air.

No, it's an eyeball, an eye as big as the sun.

"Don't hate me, the Lun family is also at the behest of the hungry wolf husky, ho~"

“……”

"Well, then, noon has come," said Big Eyeball, leaning against the Leo Monster and narrowing his big eyes, "it's time to hit the road." ”

"Wait...... Wait a minute! Please give me another chance to make amends, and I'll get that woman back...... And that bald head! Please trust me! ”

The green lion monster was attached to its back by the big eyeball, and the lion hair all over its body stood up.

He had heard of the strength of this embarrassed eye, and besides, it was also a staff officer of the Weird Society, and the weirdos who were convicted by it had never survived.

"Opportunity?" The big eye narrowed again, "There is no such thing, okay, close your eyes and get ready to go, hoho." ”

"No...... No! Wait a minute! ”

As he spoke, the big eyeballs behind him glowed all around, turning from white to red, ready to launch a judgment on the Leo Monster.

"Delusional!"

The green lion monster instantly jumped into the air and jumped directly out of the attack range of the big embarrassment.

How can a dignified dragon-level monster sit still and wait to be killed?

The big embarrassed eyes at the bottom seemed to be a little unexpected, and the red on his body dimmed, temporarily slowing down the attack.

"You're screaming to death, it's going to be ugly, ho."

The green-haired lion doesn't care, anyway, it is impossible for him to get the forgiveness of the strange king, it is better to fight to the death, maybe he can escape.

A dignified dragon-level weirdo, the leader of the Lion Camel Ridge men's group, the absolute leader of 50,000 weirdos, he is the biggest under the king of heaven! An unknown balloon wants to kill him?

Don't forget, this is his chassis, on top of the Lion Camel Ridge, his green-haired lion is the absolute king! It is the absolute hegemon of this field!

Roar!

The fighting spirit was wild, pulling out the powerful potential contained in his body, the pain of the wound had long been forgotten, and at this time he was even stronger and more invincible than ever!

"My life is up to me!"

As he spoke, the green lion monster lion's mouth opened wide, roared wildly and swooped down, and at the same time, the body gradually disappeared to create four clones, and the ten beast king fists rubbed fire in the air, roaring towards the big eyeball.

"No one can see through the clone technique of this group leader! Dumbeye, you're already a corpse!! Hahaha! ”

"Ho-ho." The big embarrassed eye raised his head, a red light flashed, and a laser shot out from the pupil, directly piercing the true body of the green lion monster.

The four doppelgangers then vanished.

The green lion's movements stopped, and it was actually strung in mid-air by the materialized laser. The shocked expression turned into the last of his face, and his limbs and head hung limply.

With a flash of red light, the laser split into five, sweeping the sky, and the body of the green lion monster was instantly smashed......

"Ho-ho."