Volume 1 Once Upon a Time in Heaven Chapter 34 Be a rat medium

"I didn't expect you kid to be quite neat. Gou Xiaosan praised.

"Don't hide it from my eldest brother, my family was the first butcher who killed pigs, and later made a windfall halfway, but the craftsmanship is still there. "Xiaoyaoyu took off her hair and peeled her skin, and after a busy meal, she caught five or six more, and directly made two large buckets.

I helped Gou Xiaosan fry it to taste, and he was busy until noon, and then he honestly ate a big bowl. Although Gou Xiaosan was suspicious, he saw that this Xiaoyao Jade did not run or scream, and he also saved himself trouble, the most important thing was to eat ghost meat skewers and drink Huanyang wine. (Returning Yang Tang with some wine!!)

At noon, Zhu Xiaoliu came to take a turn, which meant that the ghost mansion had sent many officers and soldiers to patrol the crowded places, and he should not go to the ghost market recently. Seeing Xiaoyaoyu's free activities, he didn't say much.

The two ate a large sarcoma and dispersed.

Gou Xiaosan felt that he had been busy for a day, and he would finish it in the afternoon, so he found the rat king of the big mouse before nightfall and asked him to take care of Xiaoyaoyu in the cellar. Then he sent Xiaoyaoyu back into the cellar, and his hands and feet were not tied.

At this time, the night is coming again, Xiaoyaoyu does not need to squeeze in the unpleasant place this time, with an independent position, the surrounding rats are very tacitly leaving a blank area.

Xiaoyaoyu sat up and observed Duoduo's movements from a distance, Duoduo was still lying in yesterday's place, but after yesterday's one-armed mouse died, a new one-eyed mouse was replaced as a guard, and this one-eyed guard was also polite to Duoduo.

And so it went on for four or five days, every day. It wasn't until the evening of the fifth day that Duoduo came to the one-eyed mouse and whispered, and the one-eyed mouse looked at Duoduo in surprise. Then I went to report to the Rat King.

The rat king was very happy to listen to the report of the one-eyed mouse, and his eyes were shining golden, pushing away the fat female mice around him, and shaking his body to Xiaoyaoyu's side.

"This brother!!'s stay in this cellar is okay these days!!" said the Rat King very politely, with a smile on his face like a human.

"You can actually speak?" Xiaoyaoyu pretended to be surprised.

"What's so strange about being able to talk? I'm the Rat King in this cellar, you can just call me the Rat King, what do you call this new ghost? ”

"My name is Xiaoyaoyu. ”

"Brother Jade, a good name, I don't know how old Brother Jade is in the sun, whether he has a marriage match. "The Rat King has nothing to say.

"I was twenty-five years old before I died, and I had a wife and a son. It's a pity that he was drunk and poisoned. Xiaoyaoyu casually made up a life experience, and deliberately showed a sad expression as she spoke.

"The past is unbearable, since Yu Gongzi is now condescending to my realm, please rest assured that Yu Gongzi will make Yu Gongzi comfortable in the rest of your days, which one do you like about the female mouse here, and speak directly." The Rat King said proudly.

"Ahem, ahem...... If there is something wrong with the rat king, tell me the truth, and the little brother will definitely help. To be honest, Xiaoyaoyu admired the brain hole of this mouse a little, and said in embarrassment.

"Which ...... That's right, you see the rat over there, right.... It's the one with a white lotus flower on his head, isn't it so beautiful? The Rat King drooled as he spoke.

"But don't you have that many...... Robust ...... The female mouse too. Xiaoyaoyu asked with a black line.

"It's just a show, you know. After speaking, the rat king twisted his fat buttocks flexibly a few times, and the action was very obscene~ obscene. "The most important thing is that this little lotus is the rat king of the previous generation. ”

"It's the last generation of rat kings, but I saw it yesterday being bitten to death by other rats. Xiaoyaoyu deliberately showed a shocked look.

"No way, I chased it for many years, but it was soft and hard and didn't eat, so I rewarded it with a broken arm, originally to scare and scare it, and sure enough, within a few days it promised to be my rat queen. ”

The Rat King said this with a smug expression, which translated into human language was probably "Oh, woman (rat)." ”

"Congratulations, congratulations. The rat king is happy with his sister-in-law, but I can't help myself now, and I can't get any decent dowry. Xiaoyaoyu said with a little regret.

"Hey, since it's his own brother, how can my brother ask for my brother's things, but this king does have a difficult thing right now......" The Rat King rolled his eyes. Said hesitantly

"The Rat King just spoke. ”

"That's right, your sister-in-law was enlightened by a high monk in the Netherworld Ghost Realm, so she has a lot of respect for human culture, so I hope that when I get married, I can follow the customs of human beings. ”

"Then come on. Three aunts and six hires. Ming Media is getting married, a good day and an auspicious day, ascend to the church!" Xiaoyaoyu said coldly.

"But here are all some rude rats, how can there be a jade boy, so well-informed. The Rat King said this, with a smile on his face, and his fat fluff was squeezed into a ball. (Brain-replenished hamster emoji.) "So I also hope that Yu Gongzi can be a matchmaker for this king, and by the way, he will organize the wedding." ”

"That's it......" Xiaoyaoyu dragged in a long voice.

"If there is anything about Yu Gongzi, you might as well say it directly. In this way, I will first send two female mice to Yu Gongzi to warm the bed. As he spoke, the Rat King beckoned to pull over two graceful female mice.

"But the so-called Ming media is marrying, and I, the matchmaker, have no name and no share, so I can't show my solemnity. ”

"In that case, I will make you a greeting manager. To manage the king's wedding. You are guaranteed to be able to move around as much as you like in this cellar. ”

"That's fine, and you'll have to prepare a few things first, but I see that you have tough conditions here, and you can make six things with wheat beans and the like. ”

"These are good to say, these are good to say. I'll arrange it later, and you'll see if you're going to get married tonight. The rat king said anxiously.

"What to do tonight, good days and auspicious days are also very important, marriage is a big event, you must prepare at least three days in advance, and you have to bathe every day for these three days, and you can't do this kind of thing with other mice. The bride can't see rats other than you.

There is a saying among us human beings, if the bride of a family is still running on the street three days before the wedding, she gets married...... But it's going to run away with others. Xiaoyaoyu said cautiously.

"Then I'm not going to be the Green King? After speaking, the Rat King looked solemn, obviously convinced of these things. "But what if this cellar is so big and full of rats?"

"It's easy, you go find some red paper and branches, I'll make a small boudoir for her, and I'll send it some food every day. No, it's fine. ”

"Good, good!!" the Rat King said three good words in a row, obviously very satisfied with Xiaoyaoyu's opinion. "Then it's decided, I'll stay away from women from tomorrow, how about going to marry the bride the day after tomorrow, and I'll take a bath before I go into the cave room one day. ”

"Look at your anxious appearance, then it's up to you. Xiaoyaoyu said helplessly.

In the first half of the night, the cellar was filled with the rapid gasping of the rat king monkey.

The other rats were so excited that they didn't quiet down until after midnight, and then they didn't say anything for the rest of the night.

Third day before marriage.

As soon as the sky was dawning, Xiaoyaoyu was still sleeping, and the mouse who was in charge of guarding him carried a lot of things.

A small token is considered to be officially appointed to the general manager, and he has the right to walk freely in the cellar.

I also sent some peanuts, beans, jujubes and other wedding weddings, as well as red candle aromatherapy, so that Xiaoyaoyu could see it, and Xiaoyaoyu also nodded with satisfaction.

There were also a lot of soil paper and branches, and Xiaoyaoyu took the guard and two female mice for more than an hour. Make an object similar to two large screens, and create a small room against the wall, and pick up the flowers to live in the middle.

By this time it was already dawn. The rat king yawned, covered his waist, came over to inquire, and then praised Xiaoyaoyu.

Everything is ready, just wait for three days later, the sixteenth of the month, when the moon is full, you can hold the wedding. (You can run away.) )

This morning, I went out to let off steam, and Xiaoyaoyu prepared some ghost meat skewers to eat by herself. Yu Guang saw more than a dozen big rats sneaking out of the yard, but there were many rats in the yard, and Gou Xiaosan didn't notice it.

Zhu Xiaoliu suddenly came early in excitement and brought back a piece of news.

The newcomer Tiangong Intern Xianlu and the Ghost Mansion had a quarrel last night, and almost started to do it, as if it was because of the accountability from above, and the two passed the buck to each other, and finally the intern Immortal Law ran away in a bad mood, and the Ghost Mansion Lord closed the door, and the ghost traps below were all messed up.

Gou Xiaosan listened to the busy order Xiaoyaoyu to prepare a lot of ghost meat skewers, and he was going to open in the ghost market tonight!

Xiaoyaoyu knew that this was going out to catch new ghosts again, but she had no choice but to make compromises for the time being, and she was busy until the afternoon to clean up. Gou Xiaosan tasted the ghost meat skewers made by Xiaoyaoyu, and he was satisfied with Zhu Xiaoliu into the house to discuss the night's actions. Xiaoyaoyu was sent back to the cellar.