"Ah, what kind of tea is this? Want to burn me? ”

Mei Changsheng hurriedly stood up, his right hand flashed his mouth, and he didn't forget to look at Dong Zhuo secretly.

Dong Zhuo was sprayed with tea, and his beard was so angry that he curled up, and two traces of tender green tea leaves stuck to his beard, jumping up and down with his beard, looking particularly happy.

"From Dong Zhuo's scare value, +3!"

A strange smile escaped from the corner of Mei Changsheng's mouth, although it was not on his head, he finally turned Dong Zhuo's beard green!

"You ......" Dong Zhuo jumped up, his lungs were about to explode, and he was about to have a seizure.

After becoming a big Han Xiangguo, no one dared to spray his face.

"From Wang Wu's scarcity, +1!"

Wang Wu was so frightened that he knelt directly on the ground, and the resentment towards Mei Changsheng in his heart became even stronger.

This tea was brought by him, and if Dong Xiangguo blames him, he obviously can't get rid of it.

Mei Changsheng saw that Dong Zhuo had the possibility of exploding, so he hurriedly said with his thoughts: "System, hurry up, I want to use the [Thousand Miles Fan]!" ”

Soon, an off-white ancient fan suddenly appeared in Mei Changsheng's hand.

According to the system prompt, as long as he meditates on the place he wants to go within a thousand miles, shakes the fan, and he can disappear in place in an instant and reach the place he wants to go.

For the sake of safety, Mei Changsheng held the handle of the fan tightly, ready to open the Qianli fan and teleport away at any time.

"Ah, Dong Xiangguo, this second step! It's ......"

With a thousand miles of fans in his hand, Mei Changsheng looked light-hearted, pretending not to see Dong Zhuo's angry appearance, sat down with a smile, and began to talk about his three-step strategy again.

Dong Zhuo, who was about to blow it up, suddenly saw that Mei Changsheng had an extra beige fan in his hand, and his eyes were about to fall to the ground.

This guy, my family's three swords in the chest are immortal, and at this moment, there is an extra fan in his hand out of thin air......

Could it be that he was really sent by a master from outside the world to help me ascend to the emperor's throne?

The more Dong Zhuo thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, and the face that he had originally pulled down was aimed at the little eunuch Wang Wu who was kneeling on the ground, and shouted: "How did you do it, you can't even serve a cup of tea, and you scalded our Mei Aiqing." Come on, drag it down, hit the thirty boards! ”

"Yes!"

The value from Wang Wu, +1+2+1+2+3!

Mei Changsheng was happy.

I sprayed Dong Zhuo's face with tea like this, and I harvested 13 points!

It's terrifying!

It seems that if you make it a little more out of line, you can be ruthless with these guys, and you can easily get 100 points!

After Dong Zhuo reprimanded Wang Wu, he pulled Mei Changsheng to sit down with a smile, and said with a smile: "Mei Aiqing, tell me, our family is going to board the Ninth Five-Year Plan, what is the second step, you should say it quickly......

"Step 2! It is to test the reaction of the hundred officials, distinguish those who are loyal to Xiangguo and those who are loyal to the little emperor, and then eliminate them at designated points and eradicate dissidents! ”

Mei Changsheng said slowly.

This is the trick Cao Cao used when he coerced the Son of Heaven in Xuchang to order the princes.

Mei Changsheng is a man who has watched various versions of novels, TV series, and movies of the Three Kingdoms, and if you want to talk about how to replace the throne, it is naturally like a few treasures.

"Know yourself and know your opponent, and eliminate them at a fixed point!" Dong Zhuo's eyes lit up, and he said with a trembling beard.

However, a second later, Dong Zhuo touched his head again and wondered: "But, how can our family test the reaction of the hundred officials?" ”

"Well, why are you so stupid! Could it be that your head is made of elm? It's just stupid as a pig! It's really unteachable! ”

Mei Changsheng slapped Dong Zhuo's head with a fan in his right hand, shaking his head and sighing, but the thumb of his right hand was placed on the automatic button of the Qianli fan.

From Dong Zhuo's scarcity value, +5!

Dong Zhuo's heart swelled with a faint sense of melancholy and depression.

Our family also knows that we are brave and strategic, and our brains are not enough.

But don't say it!

A dignified country, a one-man ...... Uh, no, it's half a person, above ten thousand, and you say it's a stupid pig?

You don't know that our family is also a big man, and we also want to save face, right?

Seeing that Dong Zhuo was suspected of having a seizure, Mei Changsheng hurriedly said: "The way to test is - Xu Tian hunts!" ”

He deliberately bit the four words Xu Tian hunting very hard.

"Xu Tian hunting?" Dong Zhuo seemed to understand something, and the depression just now was swept away, and he patted his head and laughed: "Haha, Mei Aiqing is saying that our family can invite the Son of Heaven to the royal hunting ground Xu Tian to hunt, and then, take our Xiliang cavalry to catch turtles in an urn and kill him?" ”

Burst......

Mei Changsheng just drank a sip of tea and sprayed it on Dong Zhuo's face again.

Dong Zhuo touched the tea residue on his face with his big hand, and said suspiciously: "Mei Aiqing, why are you spraying me with a double face?" Could it be that our family is not right? ”

Hey?

This guy hasn't been increased in value, it seems that he is used to being sprayed by himself!

"It's not to catch turtles in the urn, now the Son of Heaven is your Wengzhong, do you still need to catch them?"

Mei Changsheng touched his mouth and said impatiently: "When you were hunting, you asked him to shoot a deer, the Son of Heaven was still young, and he must not be able to shoot it." ”

"At this time, you, Dong Xiangguo, took the treasure eagle bow in the hands of the Son of Heaven and shot the deer with an arrow. When the people saw that the arrow belonged to the Son of Heaven, they must have shouted long live. You just go forward and pick up the arrow, and let people know that the arrow was shot by you, Dong Zhuo. ”

"Then look at the reactions of the hundred officials, wouldn't it be possible to identify which people are loyal to your Xiangguo and which ones are still loyal to the Son of Heaven?"

"Xiao Dong, do you understand?"

Dong Zhuo didn't realize that Mei Changsheng's name for him changed from Dong Xiangguo to Dong Zhuo, and finally to Xiao Dong, which made Mei Changsheng a little depressed.

What a stupid pig!

It seems that Dong Zhuo can't be obscure, the more straightforward the better!

"Oh, Mei Aiqing, you are really a master!"

Dong Zhuo stroked his palms and smiled, shouting a clever plan.

"Ah, Xiangguo spares his life! The little ones don't dare anymore! ”

Suddenly, outside the lobby, there was the wailing of the eunuch Xiao Wuzi, obviously, he was already starting to be beaten.

From Wang Wu's scare value, +5+4+3+3+2+1......

Coupled with this wave of scare, Mei Changsheng found that his scarcity value had increased to 33!

Ha ha!

Looks like it's time to make a killer move!

Slap Dong Zhuo again, the task is completed, and you can leave.

As for where to go, Mei Changsheng has thought about it.

That is the home of Situ Wang Yun of the dynasty!

When the hundred officials of the dynasty, the one who hates Dong Zhuo the most and wants to remove Dong Zhuo the most is Situ Wang Yun.

In the Three Kingdoms, Wang Yun used anti-intermediary schemes and beauty schemes to separate Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu, pretending that the Son of Heaven wanted to let Xian, and let Lu Bu kill Dong Zhuo when the "new emperor ascended the throne", which was what he did.

Of course, there is another reason, Wang Yun has a righteous daughter named Diao Chan.

One of the four beauties of ancient times!

If you take it with you, you must be able to pull hatred all the time, right?

"Mei Aiqing, if our family wants to be the emperor, what should we do in the third step?"

Dong Zhuo smiled and beckoned someone to pour tea for Mei Changsheng again, looking at Mei Changsheng as if he was looking at an emperor's throne.

"The third step is to read aloud a word I wrote to Dong Xiangguo when everyone was shouting long live, and a word will determine the country! This emperor's throne must be Xiangguo's! ”

"What word?" Dong Zhuo's eyes were round, his mouth was wide open, and he looked so eager.

"This, I have to write it now to be effective!" Mei Changsheng said indifferently.

"Okay, Mei Aiqing, you write quickly, our family can't wait!"

Dong Zhuo waved his hand at a little eunuch: "Don't wait for pen and ink, paper and inkstone!" ”