Chapter 2: The first difficulty in making trouble, save Tang Seng and his father! ~
Outside the Chang'an Gate, Chen Guangrui took his wife and bid farewell to his father-in-law Yin Kaishan.
"Lord Taishan, Jiao'er and I went."
"You...... Really don't think about bringing a sergeant escort? ”
Yin Kaishan said with some hesitation, although it is now the middle stage of Zhenguan, there are few bandits in various parts of the Tang Dynasty. But Chen Guangrui has a great responsibility, in case, if there is a news leak and something happens, what will his daughter do?
Chen Guangrui smiled confidently: "Taishan, don't treat me as a weak scholar who is powerless, I am the son of the Chen family, and in terms of martial arts alone, the children and nephews of the general family are not my opponents." ”
"You just have a number in your heart, and remember to write at any time after you arrive in Jiangzhou......"
"Yes! Lord Taishan, then Jiao'er and I will go first! ~”
"Have a nice trip! ~”
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In the sky, Hao Yun leaned against the clouds, quietly listening to the conversation between Yin Kaishan and Chen Guangrui.
He said, well, there were few poor officials in the entire Tang Dynasty, and most of them came by election. How can he bring a domestic servant when he takes office? Or did you come to office with a glamorous wife?
Dare to be affectionate, Chen Guangrui himself is the champion of both civil and military affairs.
It's a pity that if he hadn't been designed by Buddhism and murdered by Jiang bandits, he wouldn't have been able to protect his people in Jiangzhou, and he would have done a career.
Well...... No, I can't just watch him die. That Jiang bandit, who has no knowledge and can't even write, why is he an official? My humanitarian office, is it impossible to be so oppressed by Buddhism?
Since he has temporarily carried out the emperor's order, he must design it well......
I touched my chin and felt my surroundings...... The immortals who secretly watched the development of the situation were thousands of miles away...... Hao Yun's body shook, and the law of change enveloped his whole body, turning into a fly and landing on Chen Guangrui's ear.
In other words, why doesn't Hao Yun understand the 72-like earthly changes, nor does he understand the 36 Tiangang supernatural powers, why can he still become a fly and an insect? In fact, it was just a forcible change using the law ability, and the essence could not be concealed at all, and a little closer could be seen through by cultivators. This use is just to hide Chen Guangrui, a mortal.
Use it against the enemy, and it is also possible to laugh generously.
"Buzz...... Chen Guangrui, don't be surprised, don't keep your current image, find a reason to rest alone, I have something to tell! ~”
Chen Guangrui, who was talking and laughing with his wife, was slightly stunned, and then casually found an excuse to say that after resting, he slept alone in the carriage, covered his mouth and whispered.
"Who is Your Excellency? Why me? ”
"I am the messenger of the Emperor Fuxi of the Fire Cloud Cave...... Because the emperor told the hexagram, he inadvertently calculated that the Tang Dynasty would be designed by Buddhism, and he sent me to protect him. You are the key to Buddhism's calculations, and you are also the beginning! ~”
"Emissary? Fire Cloud Cave? Emperor Fuxi? ”
Chen Guangrui was almost so frightened that she screamed...... Fuxi, Shennong, Xuanyuan, this is the legendary ancestor of the human race, the position of the Three Emperors! ~ How can he be virtuous, he can actually be saved by the human emperor Fuxi?!
After settling down, Chen Guangrui finally recovered from the shock. Then he spoke, becoming more and more cautious.
"Messenger, why am I being calculated by the Buddhas?"
"Your child is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second supreme disciple of Buddhism, in order to spread the Dharma to the east. Since you are an official, you should understand the Buddha's wealth and greed...... Once the human race is bewitched by Buddhism, I will be completely suppressed by the great humanity, and even unable to pounce on it, and become a vassal of Buddhism. ”
"Damn! ~”
Chen Guangrui let out unbearable anger in his throat, as His Majesty's secret son, how could he not know the filthiness of Buddhism? Now when he hears that his son is favored by the golden cicada, he has an urge not to have any more children, or even drown at birth! ~
Just a child, compared to the whole human race, that's a fart! ~
"Don't make any noise, this matter is a joint calculation of the Buddha Gate and the Heavenly Court, and our human race and Dao Sect have been pulled into this calamity. Now, the Fuxi Emperor finally sent me into the world, just to break the calculation of Buddhism and let my human race completely break away from the immortals! ~”
"So what do I need to do?"
Chen Guangrui asked in a low voice, although he still had some disbelief in his heart, but it was a matter of the future of the human race, and he had no shirk of his responsibility! ~
Besides, if there is a fake, he won't do it! ~
"After three days, you'll arrive at a river and cross it by boat...... The boatmen of that ship will murder you, take your wife, and usurp your office until your child is born. This is your calamity. ”
"Can you kill the boatman, then?"
Hearing that the boatman would kill and take his wife, Chen Guangrui's heart was even more bad...... I'm so miserable, do I have to bring a green hat?
"No, he is your calamity, just like you, he has calamity and merit on his body, and practitioners can't touch it, and I don't want to attract the attention of Buddhism. The only way is for you to kill the boatman, and I will secretly annihilate his soul...... Then you will be a boatman and go to work with your wife. ”
"Huh? I pretend to be a boatman and then pretend to be me? ”
Chen Guangrui is stupid, why are these layers of skin?
"This is the only way not to attract the attention of the Buddhists! ~ Remember, this matter must be kept from everyone except your wife. After you kill the boatman, I'll help you cover up ......."
After speaking, Hao Yun fell from Chen Guangrui's ears and turned into a ring in front of him and fell on his chest...... Chen Guangrui hurriedly took off the original jade ring and took Hao Yun on his finger...... Well, next, it's time to fight for acting! ~
It's not that he doesn't want Chen Guangrui to hide from his wife, but after all, they get along day and night, and they are grinding their ears and temples, and if they don't tell each other, they will be discovered sooner or later.
Rather than being exposed in the future, it is better to say it early! ~
Three days later, Chen Guangrui arrived at the shore...... Sure enough, he saw a boatman who was four or five points similar in appearance to him, but was exceptionally stout.
Hehe, this guy should be the guy who is going to secretly kill me and take my wife! ~
Chen Guangrui's eyes flashed with a hint of fierceness, but he did not leak the slightest flaw, according to his original habit, he stepped forward to talk, asked about the customs of Jiangzhou, and took his wife and scholar on the ferry.
At night, the boatman Liu Hong was obscene, first beat the scholar to death, pushed him into the river, and then came to the cabin where Chen Guangrui was......
Push open the door......
"Woohoo! ~”
Three crossbow arrows were fired, and Liu Hong died tragically on the spot, without even a trace of struggle.
When the soul detached from the body, Hao Yun didn't even give him the slightest chance to speak, and the power burst out from Chen Guangrui's hands in an instant, completely crushing the opponent's soul into ashes! ~
"My lord, are you done?"
Chen Guangrui saw Liu Hong's corpse move, and fell silent again......
"With me, no problem."
Hao Yun silently said: "You immediately change into the other party's clothes now, and then change his clothes to yourself." Remember to shave his beard and stick it to yourself, and finally push him into the river and cheat on your wife, and your doom will be over. ”
"Understood! ~”
Next, Chen Guangrui was very skilled in destroying corpses, pretending to be vulgar and hugging Yin Wenjiao, and said his identity in her ear...... Then, Hao Yun understood that the excellent acting skills of ancient women ......
The roar, the despair, the beating...... Tsk, but it's a real fight! ~ Look at the scratches on Chen Guangrui's face, the blood is out, okay! ~
"If you obey me, all things will rest; If you don't obey the time, you will be cut in two! ”
In the end, under Chen Guangrui's strong embrace and Yin Wenjiao's helpless obedience, the scene was finished......