"Handsome? Really fake. ”

"No picture, no truth, I don't believe it."

There are messages from listeners and friends in the applet, and Zeng Xiaoxian and Miracle can be seen at any time.

When the miracle saw the comments, there was nothing to explain, it didn't matter, after hearing Zeng Xiaoxian introduce himself, it was his turn to speak, so he said: "Hello everyone, I'm a miracle." ”

"Wow, that voice! I love it! ”

"Is this the voice of a male god? I'm a voice activated and I feel like I'm in love! ”

"This voice makes me fascinated, does appearance matter?"

"If the host is replaced by a miracle little brother, I will definitely be a big fan of yours!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's heart ached when he saw these comments, do people only pay attention to appearance and voice now? Isn't it supposed to focus on the content of the broadcast?

Don't you know that hosting a show requires a lot of experience and skills?

Zeng Xiaoxian cheered himself on, tonight's miracle is just a guest, and he is the soul.

Zeng Xiaoxian coughed and said, "Now, let me step into tonight's topic, and let Xiaoxian share with you some recent anecdotes. ”

As he spoke, he picked up the script and began to read from it.

"Recently, a freshman was working in a hotel in the middle of the night and was robbed by a late-night robber, and as a result, the freshman robbed the robber with his backhand."

Miracle: "???? ”

What kind of demon and monster is this, there are such sassy operations.

"My younger brother was deceived by a female netizen of 40,000, my sister laughed at my younger brother and was ready to cheat back 40,000, but the enemy was too strong, so I was deceived of 100,000."

When Miracle heard this, he couldn't help but say, "I think the purpose of this sister is just to let my younger brother know that the family should be in order." ”

"God's sister wants to let my brother know that the family must be neat, are you the devil?"

"Hahahahaha, little brother miracle is too humorous."

"I don't know why, as soon as the miracle little brother speaks, I want to laugh."

"It's a very relaxing and nice broadcast."

Zeng Xiaoxian heard the words of the miracle, and the whole person was stunned, this link doesn't need a miracle, why did the miracle suddenly speak?

But I didn't expect the show to be so good, Zeng Xiaoxian gave the miracle a thumbs up.

Zeng Xiaoxian was very excited when he saw so much feedback, his live broadcast was successful, and he continued: "The old campus of a campus is going to be demolished, and a chemistry graduate has successfully developed an explosive through his own research and obtained a patent, which has blown up his alma mater openly. ”

When the miracle heard this, he said, "Learning chemistry well is a sign of growth." ”

"Is the sign of God's special growth the sign of blowing up his alma mater?"

"I understand, only by getting rid of distractions can we go further!"

"What the little brother said is so meaningful!"

In everyone's comments, Zeng Xiaoxian continued: "A thief committed theft during the Chinese New Year, but this family happened to be a police family and was playing mahjong, and the thief froze after entering. ”

Miracle added: "The four of you were stolen by me, and now you are still surrounded by me, raise your hands and surrender." ”

"Yes, the gods will come down to the earth to hammer four."

"Hahahahaha, is this the legendary pack of four?"

With the addition of miracles, the listeners are more and more active one by one, and the live broadcast effect is directly full.

Who doesn't love a handsome guy with a good voice and a funny and humorous voice.

Finally, when the anecdote ended, Zeng Xiaoxian played a song and said, "Next, let's enjoy a piece of beautiful music, and then enter the listener's call session." ”

After speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian turned off the wheat and poured a glass of water for the miracle.

Miracle took a few sips and was ready to continue the live broadcast.

"Welcome back, and next, let's listen to the first audience call."

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, Judy immediately answered the phone and came in.

"Hello, what do you call it?"

"My surname is Li, you can call me Xiao Li."

Miracle asked curiously, "Xiao Li?" Why isn't it called Little Plum? ”

Caller: "??? ”

Isn't this a eunuch?

Zeng Xiaoxian was amused by the miracle Xiao Li Zi and said, "Xiao Li, do you have any troubles?" Speak it up and tell everyone. ”

Xiao Li: "I'm a college student and I'm going to join the club, but I don't know how to make everyone remember me, so I want to introduce myself vigorously, so I'm here." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian: "??? ”

"This ........." Zeng Xiaoxian was a little annoyed, this was beyond the scope of his knowledge.

He looked at the miracle decisively, hoping that the miracle would have a good solution.

Miracle thought for a moment and said, "You can say that.

Hello, my name is Xiao Lizi, my biggest feature is my eyes, do you see my eyes? I can't see it, that's right, because my eyes are not visible to ordinary people, unless you are a handsome guy or a beautiful woman, otherwise I am destined to be a person without eyes. ”

Xiao Li: "??? ”

"Hahaha."

"It's okay if you can't see your eyes, is this an eyeless person?"

"People who are destined to have no eyes, I look at it and laugh."

The words of the miracle were so riotous that they caused a lot of discussion among the audience, even the people in the love apartment.

Zeng Xiaoxian heard the words of the miracle and silently recited the meditation mantra, only then he couldn't help but laugh, he coughed lightly and said, "Little Lizi, I think this introduction is good, you will definitely be remembered by everyone." ”

Xiao Li: "??? ”

My name is Xiao Li, not Xiao Lizi.

No, my introduction will not only make people remember, but also make people laugh, I'm afraid that there is no good life in college, in order to make his college career become dull, Xiao Li hurriedly said: "I think this kind of introduction is a bit mediocre, it's better to get an introduction to cultural points, so that everyone will think that I am a cultural person." ”

"Hey, this guy is asking for a lot, and he is also a literate person." Ziqiao said.

"I don't know if there are any other words for miracles." Mika looked expectant.

"Definitely." Sekiya believes in miracles.

Dali thinks that miracles should work, miracles are so talented, how can they lose here?

Xiao Li said this kind of request to make the miracle normal, not to make all these bells and whistles.

Miracle heard Xiao Li's request and smiled indifferently.

"There's another one, and that's it.

I am Xiao Li, I once won the first place in the provincial essay competition for primary school students, and my essay name is "My District Chief Father". ”

Xiao Li: "??? ”

Audience friends: "??? ”

"Talent, this seems to be really the introduction of cultural people."

"Not to mention, there is really this composition, and it is really a champion."

"Upstairs show, I'm going to check."

“66666666。”