[056] substitute anchor

Because he has been live broadcasting with Jiang Qianyu during this time, and the people in the live broadcast room are already very familiar with Lin Xuan, as soon as Lin Xuan's self-introduction as the substitute anchor was finished, the "rolling" and "ugly rejection" of the blockbuster on the barrage were all brushed up.

"What the hell is a substitute anchor?"

"Get out!"

"Ugly refusal!"

"Roll on, we're going to see shallow!"

"Damn, I've seen a substitute host, it's the first time I've seen a substitute anchor"

"What about shallow? We're going to look shallow."

……

Jiang Qianyu saw that the audience in the live broadcast room was calling herself, the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, and she glanced at Lin Xuan with a sweet smile, a little proud, Lin Xuan knocked on her smooth forehead angrily, and then pointed to the test paper on the desk, Jiang Qianyu pouted, but still sat up straight and did her homework obediently, since Lin Xuan accompanied her live broadcast for the first time in the middle of the night, she had already found that Lin Xuan was much more capable of live broadcasting than her, and she would definitely not let the live broadcast room be boring.

"Ahem, no kidding."

Lin Xuan raised his voice lightly again, and his voice became solemn, "It's time for the college entrance examination in two days, and I'm busy reviewing and don't have time to broadcast live, but I miss everyone more, so I secretly went to her room to chat with everyone." ”

As he said this, he created a document in the live broadcast screen, and then typed out a line of words: "Shallow won't let me turn on the camera, hmm...... I'm doing something, it's not good to broadcast live. ”

If you want to tell someone something, the best thing to do is to make him feel like you don't want to tell him.

People are rebellious and curious.

Especially for a very beautiful girl.

Coupled with Lin Xuan's metaphysical law that the barrage is inevitably dirty, the barrage immediately changed its taste.

"Indescribable things?"

"Not so good at live streaming?"

"I'm Nima, have you watched too much of the live broadcast of labor and management? Why do you have a picture in your head......"

"Damn, don't be so scary when you step on a horse"

"What do you animals think of shallow!!

"Brother-in-law, don't make trouble, go to a shallow room, and do something that can't be broadcast live...... How do you want to die? ”

"Could it be that the brother-in-law can't help but attack shallow?"

"Damn, turn on the camera!!"

"What the hell is shallow doing, tell me clearly!!"

……

Lin Xuan coughed and continued: "Since Qianqian is not here, as a substitute anchor, I have also carefully prepared some programs for everyone......"

On the barrage, another "ugly rejection" floated by.

Jiang Qianyu, who was reading the question, turned his head when he heard this, and looked at him a little strangely, Lin Xuan waved his hand to signal her to do the question honestly, Jiang Qianyu rolled his eyes, and then ignored him, biting the tip of the pen and thinking about the solution to the problem he was reading.

"This show is actually quite simple, just three questions, and if you pass these three questions, you will turn on the camera."

Lin Xuan stared at Jiang Qianyu when he spoke, and saw that she should have really read the book seriously, and did not look back, so he typed while speaking: "Well, the first question is relatively simple, as long as you answer it, you can pass." ”

As he spoke, he typed out the first question in the document: "Guess what you're doing?" ”

The barrage that was still complaining about the ugly rejection or telling him to get out of the house was brought over all of a sudden, and all kinds of speculations emerged one after another.

"Eat?"

"Sleep?"

"Guess your sister, what the hell are you doing!"

"I have a bold idea......"

"Turn on the camera, turn on the camera!"

"Asaa can't be taking a shower, right?"

", I feel like my nosebleed is coming out when I think about it......"

"The one in front, you were guessing his sister."

"Nima, brother-in-law is too cheap, Lao Tzu's words are here, if it's really the kind of picture you think, Lao Tzu starts a live broadcast and eats"

"Mo is not Shi Lezhi"

"Another cheater is coming"

"I'm not picking my feet, so I'm embarrassed to broadcast live?"

……

Lin Xuan and the others all kinds of strange speculations on the barrage brushed over, and only then did they play the second question:

Do you want to see shallow?

A. Yes

B. I don't want to

Although some people are deliberately brushing B, but most people are still brushing A, which is also expected, Lin Xuan smiled: "It seems that most of the audience has passed the second question, then now only the last question is left, as long as everyone answers the last question, you can turn on the camera, I swear, Tong Suo is not bullied!" ”

Then continue to play the third question in a bunch of urgings on the barrage:

In order to see the shallow, which of the following would you voluntarily choose?

A. Send shells

B. Brush gifts

The entire barrage exploded in an instant.

"Poof!"

"I'm Nima!"

"Labor and management are really drunk, uncle, you ...... this routine"

"You are paralyzed, you can't prevent it"

"The road that brothers-in-law have traveled the most is the routine of the eldest brother"

"The same father and mother, the brother-in-law is 10,000 times darker than the shallow belly"

"Learn another trick to cheat gifts"

"Routine Maniac Jiang Jingbai"

……

Complaining and complaining, many viewers still brushed a lot of shells and gifts with a lot of face, although it is not a big gift, but Lin Xuan is not really going for the gift - well, not just for the gift, the atmosphere has been enlivened, and the number of people online is more than 2,000 people, it is not easy to have so many people early in the morning, so I also adjusted the camera angle, and adjusted the lens in the live broadcast screen to the maximum, aiming at Jiang Qianyu who was reading a book next to him.

As soon as Jiang Qianyu's beautiful face sitting at the table reading a book appeared in the live broadcast screen, the barrage, which was already quite a lot, suddenly increased a lot, and many people were originally brushing gift shells and the like, which also increased - this made Lin Xuan feel very faceless.

Jiang Qianyu heard what Lin Xuan said before, and when he saw that he didn't make a sound for a while, he turned around and saw that the camera was facing him, so he took the test questions he was looking at and looked at the camera, and explained: "I'm going to go out to play after the college entrance examination, and I don't have time to broadcast live, so I take advantage of the review for a while, don't play games, and there's no content, everyone who wants to see me can watch it here, and if you don't want to watch it, you can watch something else, um...... I'm reading. ”

She is not a person who doesn't know the importance of the college entrance examination, the competition in the college entrance examination is fierce, and a single point improvement can exceed thousands of people, Lin Xuan's selection of topics are all more representative, and there are classifications, which is really helpful for her to deal with some of the more difficult topics in the exam papers, so after explaining, she put away her mind and pondered very seriously, peeling off the cocoon to find the direction of the context in the solution.

"It's okay, it's okay, just look at people."

"Where are you going to play after the college entrance examination? I can be a free laborer."

"My Great Northeast January Tour Package Eat and Stay"

"On behalf of Hainan, I welcome the arrival of Qianqian"

"The people of Lucheng welcome the arrival of shallow shallows"

"How about coming to my Great Inner Mongolia?"

"The land of abundance, worth a visit"

……

The welcome of various regions on the barrage popped up, and Lin Xuan deleted all the content in the document just now, and then continued typing.

In order to carry out the live broadcast smoothly during the broadcast, the substitute anchor Jiang Jingbai is now launching the following services:

A. Chat about the history of the anchor.

B. Provide all kinds of photos of the anchor

C. Help read the love letter received by the anchor

D. Camera steering (description: 360 degrees can be provided without dead angle service)

"! This routine is so brutal that it is inhumane......"

"Uncle, you are my own brother, I choose D!!!"

"I've never seen such a shameless brother...... I choose D!! ”

"I've risen my posture, I've never seen such a shameless person...... DDD!! I choose D!! ”

"I'll go, you people, when you're shallow, one pretending to be more pure than the other, for Dunyima is an animal...... I choose D! ”

"Does Nima have a little brain, of course, he reads love letters, and only by knowing himself and his opponent can he fight...... I choose D!! ”

"Doesn't anyone want to see a picture? I think the photos are more ...... Well, I'll pick D too! ”

……

Two thousand people simply brushed out the density of the barrage that is difficult for twenty thousand people to brush out, and they all had to scream, Lin Xuan raised a smile on the corner of his mouth, and continued to type.

Please select the specific service you need (you can select more than one):

A. Look at the side face

B. Look at the face

C. Look at the hair

D. Look at the back

E. Look at the clothes

F. Look at the topic

……

He wrote here, and the barrage in the live broadcast room had already been sharpened.

"I'm grass, brother, aren't you stupid?"

"Do you dare to have a normal option?"

"Damn, what the hell is the title?"

"Labor and management can't help it, and they lift my nine-ring machete!"

"What do you want to see, don't you have a B number in your heart?"

"Don't you have a B number in your heart?"

"Thank you for the reminder, bring the official dog's head!"

"Take the old man's royal gift!"

"Someone! What about my Son of Heaven Sword? ”

……

Lin Xuan continued to write the last option: I held the camera and listened to the barrage command.

So just now, a large number of dog-headed people with knives were all unified into a dense patch of "G", "GG", "GGG" floating by.

Lin Xuan continued to type unhurriedly.

Please select your payment method:

A. Shells

B. Gifts

C. Shells and gifts

"it!"

"It feels like it's going around in circles, it's still the same routine"

"Familiar taste, familiar recipe"

"Routine Maniac Jiang Jingbai"

"Come on, come on, brush up the gifts"

"I'm Nima, isn't it just a gift, isn't it a shell, isn't it just a recommendation ticket, and labor and management will give it to you?"

"I'm just at you shamelessly, I brushed this gift"

"Please remember Lao Tzu's ID: Wei Hai Literacy, Lao Tzu is going to make a gift with his real name"

"Get out of the way, Lao Tzu is a natural disaster 2 from Shadow Island, Lao Tzu is going to donate a kidney brush gift"

……

After all kinds of complaints on the barrage, after many people gave face or urged, and swiped the gifts and sent the shells, Lin Xuan closed the document, and then coughed: "Thank you very much for your gifts and shells, today's live broadcast ends here, I am Jiang Jingbai, today's substitute anchor Jiang Jingbai, let's see you next time." ”

The barrage in the live broadcast room was suddenly scolded.

"!!"

"A mouthful of blood spurted on the screen!!"

"I'm Nima !!"

"Lao Tzu's real-name system wants to hack this thing to death!"

"Paralyzed, this brother-in-law is too cheap"

"If there is a group, labor and management must eliminate harm for the people, even if they are shallow and unwilling to marry me, they will not hesitate"

"Come on, drag this evil beast down for me to cleanse...... Cut it clean! ”

"Why do you tell me the address, labor and management would rather sacrifice their own lifelong happiness than get rid of you as a scourge!!"

"The old man has been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, and he has never seen such a brazen person"

"It's really not that my three thousand shallow guards are floating, it's that this brother-in-law is too cheap!!"

"Hey, shallow, your brother is bullying your husband again, you don't care"

……

I wrote another thousand words, Nima, and there is another chapter, I'm going to cry, ask for comfort~~