Chapter 568: Encountering a Smile and a Grudge

When Lu Xiaofeng encounters difficulties, he always wants to hug the thighs of the two people behind him, and they give the same answer.

The answer is no.

Hou Tu Niangniang said that we are not demons, where do we know how the demon clan refines the natal magic weapon; Yunxiao Niangniang said that although I am Caiyun Dao, strictly speaking, we are spirits, and we are completely unable to cultivate the natal magic weapon.

The two biggest thighs couldn't be counted on, and Lu Xiaofeng was helpless for a while.

Hong Huang has a bigger thigh, which happens to be a demon clan, but it's a pity that people don't let him stand next to him at all, let alone hug his thigh.

Professional things still have to be professional, and it is really useless to rashly find layman guidance.

The scorpion spirit of the Pipa Cave of the poisonous enemy mountain is in retreat at this time, and the infatuated scorpion has not moved several times.

Taking stock of the demon clan he knew, Lu Xiaofeng found a problem, there are no powerful demon clans in the Journey to the West world. He can catch up with the demons on the side, and the only ones with good strength are Sun Monkey, Black Bear Essence and Pig Gangguana.

Zhu Gangguan can be completely ignored, he was not a demon before, he has only been a demon for two months, and he knows the natal magic weapon of a fart.

Sun Wukong and Black Bear Spirit, both seem to be unreliable, compared to Black Bear Essence is more stupid, and Monkey is slightly better.

The lion camel was caught in the two cylinders of yin and yang, and almost turned into a braised monkey, and the monkey escaped by relying on the life-saving hair given by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Since it is a life-saving thing given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, why is it monkey hair, and it still grows on the monkey's body? Most of the monkeys have the talent of refining the natal magic weapon, but they are too lazy to bother, and the Bodhisattva is worried that he will hang up on the way to learn the scriptures, so he refines the magic weapon for him.

Guanyin Bodhisattva bestows life-saving hair, most of which is the monkey hair from the monkey, and the ordinary monkey hair is tempered to let the monkey be re-inoculated......

When Sun Wukong cultivates, the three life-saving hairs will be automatically refined, and he usually doesn't take it seriously, until the mountains and rivers are exhausted.

There is a life-saving hair on his body, Sun Wukong should have some knowledge of the natal magic weapon, so he simply asked him.

Gao Laozhuang, Tang Seng was placed in the living room by the old owner to drink tea, and a monkey who likes to engage in anti-strings became Miss Gao, quietly waiting for the pig demon to take the bait.

When the pig came to Miss Gao's boudoir, he had seen through the trick, and couldn't help complaining: "This monkey is too perfunctory, even if my old pig becomes a rammer, I can't see his tricks, and the smell of monkeys on his body can't be removed, right?" ”

"Besides, the lady was frightened by me that day, and she will only be afraid when I come back, how can she be so enthusiastic? Even if it's really a rammed goods, the difference between the front and back is so big, you can always find flaws. ”

"That's it! Since it's a show, my old pig can only pretend to be a little more rammed and pretend that he didn't find a flaw. ”

Sun Monkey was carried on his back by Zhu Bajie, and he was also sneering: "This monster is too rammed, my old grandson casually used a trick to cover his eyes, and he carried it away stupidly." ”

Zhu Gangguan looked down on the monkey, and felt that even if he became a rammer, he would not fall for the monkey, and it was impossible to carry his daughter-in-law stupidly.

Sun Wukong can't look down on Zhu Gangguan, and thinks that monsters are stupid, and a trick can solve the problem. If you don't want to try his martial arts, just take out the golden hoop stick and kill him with a stick while he is not prepared.

The villain dies because of talking a lot, the decent like good things and grinding, and the monkey did a lot of stupid things in the original book.

Zhu Bajie carries his daughter-in-law, since he wants to solve the monster, he will be knocked to death with a stick on Bajie's back, where is the need to fight until dawn?

Jindoudong was taken into possession of the magic weapon, and it was better to use seventy-two changes to steal weapons, and it was better to beat the green cow to death with a stick while he was sleeping. Similarly, Sai Tai Sui, since he can take the purple gold bell from his body, why don't he just kill him?

"A thief who doesn't want to be a warrior is not a good monkey."

If you have to give an explanation to the original Journey to the West, Sun Wukong is a warrior who has learned the skills of thieves and has mastered superb stealth skills, but he likes to be just frontal......

The two who looked down on each other went to a cave in the wilderness with their own ghosts, and then fell in love and killed each other.

After tossing for a long time, hundreds of rounds of fighting, Zhu Gangguan began to brag, saying that my nine-toothed nail rake can build a soul even if it is a copper-headed iron arm.

Sun Wukong, as the protagonist of Journey to the West, of course has to have a routine of slapping his face, saying that I will build your head for you, and see if you can build it.

Pig Gang used not a heavy sniper, and the nine-tooth nail rake was built a few times, but it failed to shoot the monkey in the head. The monkey slapped his face successfully, and it was his turn to brag about it, saying that Lao Tzu was a rebel back then, and it was okay to put it in a steelmaking furnace and burn it for dozens of days, how could your mp9 submachine gun shoot me in the head.

The pig was convinced, and sang a fat song: "It turns out that you are the copper pea that is not flattened, burned, rotten, and cooked, disrespectful and disrespectful!" We are all the way, and I am also an admirer of the boy chicken, and I am ready to apply for a job as a bodyguard......"

The two of them, who became brothers and sisters, returned to Gao Laozhuang affectionately, and found that a certain stranger and Tang Seng had a very happy conversation.

Lu Xiaofeng and Tang Seng are really not familiar with each other, and they can be so familiar at this moment, mainly because of Sun Monkey. asked to see Tang Seng under the sign of Sun Monkey's acquaintance, complaining that the monkey was unreliable and unteachable, Tang Seng felt that he had found a confidant......

Acquaintances are very enthusiastic when they see each other, and Sun Wukong is just that, and Zhu Gangguan seems to have a thousand words to tell. After worshipping Master Tang Seng, Zhu Gang became Zhu Bajie, and looking for an opportunity, he found Lu Xiaofeng for a private chat.

"Crazy second master, it's not easy to learn from the experience, and the partner can't do it! That monkey was so stupid that he turned into my daughter-in-law to lie to me. Hehe! Let's not say that my true spirit has not been extinguished, even if I really become a rammer, I will change in thirty-six ways, how can I not see his tricks? ”

"You have a point."

Lu Xiaofeng was speechless, so he could only borrow the magic of the insurance salesman.

Zhu Bajie sneered: "There is even more stupid, he actually stuck his head out to let my old pig shoot his head, if it weren't for my like to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, there are a hundred ways to make his soul fly away......"

Lu Xiaofeng felt that it was too difficult, and after listening to Zhu Bajie's complaints, he went to the monkey to consult the cultivation of the natal magic weapon. As a result, the monkey said that I had three life-saving hairs, which did belong to the natal magic weapon, but it was refined by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I didn't know anything about it.

Sun Wukong was unreliable, and he didn't have much hope, but Sun Monkey didn't let him leave, and directly poured bitter water: "Crazy second master, it's not easy to do the work of learning scriptures, my old grandson is bitter!" In the past, I was under a lot of pressure at work, and my boss Tang Seng didn't understand it, so he wanted to fry me at every turn. ”

"I finally recruited a newcomer, thinking that I could share it, but you also saw it, the partner can't do it! That pig demon is a fool. I'm just using ordinary transformation techniques, he can't see the flaws, it's just that, I stretched out my head and asked him to build, he couldn't build it, he was scared and weak, that look too wretched. ”

Lu Xiaofeng could only comfort: "It's like this everywhere, newcomers are frizzy and frizzy, and the old people should be more accommodating." ”

"How to accommodate?" Sun Monkey looked indignant: "As the saying goes, push the monkey...... Then you can climb a tree, and you can't climb a tree by pushing a pig! ”

Time is pressing, but I was entangled by a monkey and couldn't get out.

Lu Xiaofeng could only sacrifice the Dafa of foolishness, and listed the top ten advantages of having a foolish colleague, and Sun Monkey smiled.

In fact, even if the true spirit is extinguished, Zhu Bajie, who is lazy and lazy, may be stupid in other aspects, and it is much better than a monkey to engage in political struggle. Now that his true spirit has not been extinguished, if Sun Monkey believes in the fool and treats him as a fool, it is not certain who is really stupid......

Sun Wukong didn't know how to refine the natal magic weapon, and Lu Xiaofeng didn't know who to consult with, but fortunately, there was movement on the side of the infatuated scorpion.

To solve the bell, you have to tie the bell, and the luck is not bad, the female scorpion who retreats in the Pipa Cave of the Poisonous Enemy Mountain came out and told the infatuated scorpion the answer.

The Natal Magic Weapon Advanced Spirit Treasure, in addition to usually nourishing with its own essence, also needs some treasures with the same characteristics to evolve. For example, the inverted horse poison pile is characterized by extremely sharp and highly poisonous, if you want to advance the spirit treasure, you must have a sharp treasure that can be absorbed, or tempered with poison.

The inverted horse poison pile can pierce the golden body of Rulai, and there may be sharper weapons than the inverted horse poison pile, but metal weapons are not in the absorption range.

The only biological weapon that is sharper than the inverted horse poison pile is the mosquito kiss of the mosquito Dao people in the Fengshen Era, and the thing that gnawed the twelve-grade golden lotus, the sharpness is definitely not inferior to the inverted horse poison pile.

It's a pity that the mosquito man is a mystery, and the battle of the gods is over, and his whereabouts have not been explained. Besides, that one was Da Luo Jin Xian, even if he knew his whereabouts, with Lu Xiaofeng's current strength, it was impossible to take his mosquito kiss.

The only chance lies in the refining of poison, but unfortunately, whether it is Fengshen or Journey to the West, the use of poison is not the mainstream. The monsters on the side of Journey to the West, spider spirits, centipede essences and scorpion essences, only scorpion essences are a little more poisonous, spider essences and centipede essences are not known for poison.

The scorpion essence is already highly poisonous, and there seems to be no one who is even more poisonous, Lu Xiaofeng can't think of it for the time being. Fortunately, he will eliminate the law, since the desolate land has not landed, of course, he has to consider other god realms, and the first thing that comes to mind is the dragon king Po Suji.

As the dragon king of the Brahmin god realm, Bhasuji acted as a lever when stirring the milk sea, and he was directly tired and vomited poison and spit the toxin into the milk sea.

This poison is claimed to be able to destroy the Three Realms, and Shiva swallowed it in a hurry, and as a result, his throat was burned to a blue purple.

Lu Xiaofeng thought of Po Suji, mainly because of the player Salman, who had competed with Salman and had a very good impression of Salman.

Salman: "Because of the competition with you, Lao Tzu even lost his underwear, you won so many good babies, can you have a bad impression of me?" ”

Salman competed with confidence because he cultivated a poisonous fire, and the source of this poisonous fire was the venom of the dragon king Po Suji.

After completing the competition, someone happily visited the forum to see the players of the Flood Wilderness praising themselves, and happened to know the origin of Salman's poisonous fire.

Salman is better at seizing the opportunity, and the venom of Bhasuji fell into the sea of milk, and he swallowed it before Shiva, so that he had the opportunity to cultivate the poisonous fire.

The poison that is claimed to be able to destroy the Three Realms, since it is in Salman's body, it will not be digested and pulled out by Cheng Xiang. Thinking about it from another angle, if the venom turned into Xiang, Salman would not be able to cultivate the poisonous fire.

So the poisonous fire must be in Salman's body.

Lu Xiaofeng has a very good impression of Salman, but not everyone is as generous as him, and likes to meet each other with a smile and enmity.

If he wants to get Venom from Salman, he will probably have to pay a price, but in the end he decides to try it and chooses to cross over and add Salman as his friend.