Pig is ruthless, just ask you if you accept it!
With two ears together, all the mice on the scene immediately automatically made way for him.
Be respectful, just like greeting the emperor!
Such treatment! Such a treat!
Where are these two ears sacred?
Look at the rats all holding their fists, with expressions of adoration and fear, they really love and fear those two ears.
Good guy, this time the pig-headed man and the electric car hugged him tighter, leaning on Tang San's body.
Seeing this big gray mouse with a sideways face and a scar on his face, he just drooled in his mouth, bent his back, and walked up to them with a sturdy body.
"Don't! Don't come here! I'm going to call you if you come here again! β
How afraid of rats is this pig-headed man? This time, he could be regarded as losing his master's punch to Tang San's face.
In front of so many weirdos, crying dad and calling mom here, what is it like?!
Finally, the white rat spirit laughed heartily and said to Tang San, "Bald head! Do you also have today? Do you also have today? Do you regret it now? You want to beg me for mercy, right?
Do you regret hitting a woman yourself? Yes? β
"How? I'll give you a chance, you kneel down and beg me? It's useless to beg! This is what annoys a woman! Give me a good time to go underground and cry! β
"Lord Two Ears! Please eat to your heart's content! β
Sure enough, those two ears, leaning on their backs, strode up, and pinched Tang San's bald head with a "snap".
This Nima's! How can a weirdo like to hold his bald head and stroke it again????
Although he feels bald and feels good, you haven't been generous enough to let everyone come to masturbate?
Not to mention that none of the weirdos who stroked his bald head survived, and they all died tragically!
Tang San lowered his head and said viciously: "Let go of Lao Tzu!" β
"Roar?" wiped a handful of saliva in both ears, "Still have a temper?" Hey! There is personality! I like such five flowers! β
"The blood is surging, the meat is definitely firmer and chewier! Hiss~"
As soon as these words were spoken, all the rats at the scene were crying with hunger.
Oops, one by one, "hiss-hiss-hiss", saliva dripping all over the ground.
But those two ears immediately turned their faces and yelled at Tang San: "But there is no hair at all!" Bare! Lao Tzu hates hairless white chickens the most! None of the hairless things that have appeared in front of me have survived, and you are no exception! β
"Lord Ben will peel you and eat you today!"
The white mouse spirit next to him was trimming his nails and smiled proudly: "How is it?" Are you still satisfied with these well-known adults I shake? Has it scared your hearts and livers out? β
Tang San "snapped" his hand that shook off the two ears of the gray mouse: "You think it's just you?" When these apprentices of poor monks are good-looking? β
"Let's introduce it! Blowing snow - what a group leader! Famous heroines! You're sure to know her name! β
The rats in the audience were all confused.
Tang San: "Huh? I don't know? It's okay - look at this black wheel, the proud mount of the poor monk! It's the most unique dragon in the world! Lord of the Eagle Stream! A master in the water! Come out and shineβ"
As he spoke, he slapped the black wheel, and the little white dragon's head immediately came out, with a stunned face, and said in his heart, What are you calling me out for?
As a result, the rats at the scene all looked at each other and were even more stunned: "Who is this??" β
Tang San: "So ignorant? All right! You should know my awesome apprentice who just received it! But as long as Gao Laozhuang's most popular character - the big head of the pig! β
The pig-headed man turned to Tang San and said seriously, "Master, who is the pig-headed?" My name is Pigman! Even if you don't know my name, you can call me Crazy Pig Shao! β
"What the hell is this big pig? I don't know, I think I'm a pig intestine and his brother! β
"Hahahahaha The rats in the audience all began to laugh forward and backward, but the famous rats laughed badly.
"Pig intestine? It turned out to be a famous dish. Bald, you apprentice is delicious! I'll eat a piece later! β
Alas, Damn, Tang San was embarrassed now.
There are three big apprentices under him, but none of these mice know him - just this bit of popularity?
It's really for nothing!
Thinking about giving them a leave of absence tomorrow, what's the use of keeping them?!
"Roar, roar, roar~" Especially the white rat spirit, who laughed the most presumptuously, and the flowers and branches were scurrying.
"Just a few of you are weird-shaped, shame on people! Hahahaha β Lying grass! Cut the meat......"
Overjoyed, manicure cut to their own flesh, this rat essence.
As a result, the rats in the audience laughed even more happily, as if they were watching a funny performance.
didn't leave Tang San and them a loss of face at all.
Tang San was directly angry: "Pig pig give it to me!" They were bullied to the doorstep of their homes, give them some color and see! β
"Is that true? I've never killed a rat ......"
"You dare not listen to the words of the teacher!"
"That'...... Alright then, apprentice takes the order. β
After saying that, one of the pigs in the black cloak flew up to the rat bush and flew out of the door......
Let's go?
And fled?
"Hahahahaha!!!"
The rats are going to laugh like crazy:""; What should it be? It turned out to be a useless waste! Just timid as a pig! β
"Forget it, don't chase the big guy. The pig is probably scared out of his guts, and the meat is already sour, so spare his pig's life. β
Turning his head, thousands of pairs of fierce rat eyes in the audience shot towards Tang San again.
The big rat with two ears "snapped" the cup, raised his big hand, and gave an order: "Do it!" β
All the rats collectively started and pounced on Tang San and them.
Tang San was just about to be serious, but there was a "bang"-
Those two ears are half gone!
"Lying grass!"
"Hold the grass!"
"Lying on the grass!"
All the rats were stunned in an instant.
This...... What the hell is going on?
Especially the white-haired rat spirit, whose mouth is about to fall to the ground-
These two ears are the legendary masters who overturned the white pigeon inspector back then!
I didn't expect this kind of big man to appear here, but I never expected-
Why did the two strongest ears suddenly disappear without making a move?
Who did this to you? Who did this to you!!
"Humph......"
Everyone looked down, and at some point a short figure in a black cloak appeared in front of them, holding an iron rake in his hand.
The black cloak looked up violently, revealing a pig's head mask!
"Lying grass! Is it the pig's head that escaped just now? β
"How is this possible! How could the two ears of the super strong rat clan supreme madman with dragon-level strength be raked away by him with a rake? Something must have gone wrong! β
All the rats look at me, I look at you, as if asking each other: Is this a well-coordinated pantomime? Are you trying to bluff us into having some fun?
The last thing I believe is the white rat spirit!
She threw herself on the upper body of the two ears, and her eyes widened and exclaimed, "My lord! Two-eared adults! You're ......."
The two ears were lying on the ground, and they involuntarily spat out another mouthful of water: "No...... It's okay, it's okay, the big sister smiled. In the past two years, I have patronized the circle of money, and the kung fu ...... It's a bit of a fall. It's okay, it's okay, big brother will definitely help you get ahead next time! β
"Next time? When? β
"It's the next life." After saying that, the two ears and heads were crooked, and they were killed.
Ay! Yikes!
The white rat spirit was so frightened that his face turned pale, he stopped breathing, and he knelt on the ground for a long time and didn't get up.
The other rats looked at it: "Really?" You pig want to play really? Sneak attack? Lao Tzu will accompany you to the end! β
All of them pounced on the pig-headed man.
The pig-headed man shook his eyes coldly: "This pig will play with you!" β
The iron rake in his hand immediately waved like a whirlwind
Left rake! Right rake!
Brush Brush Brush!
At that time, they swept away the dozens of rats that poured up!
Even the rat jade, which was more than 3 meters high and more than 4 meters wide, was raked away as soon as he raked it!
When he died, he still had that silly smile!
Lying grass, what's going on? Laughed and sent him away?
The rats were completely stunned, the famous Rat Dayu - the most brutal, the most famous, and the top butcher with the highest production and sales of meatballs in the rat clan!
I didn't even let out a fart, so I raked it out!
What the hell is going on????
The rats were scared out of their heads.
At this moment, the star mouse brother put on his sunglasses again and stepped out!
smiled coldly: "Hmph, a bunch of grandstanding waste, in the end, it must be my elf mouse brother who will make a move?" β
Raise your hand and arch: "Brothers! I'm sorry, this pig is mine today! Don't rob me! β
After speaking, he said "whoop", opened his huge front teeth, and pounced on the pig's head with his limbs stretched out.
As a result, I really pounced on that little man!
Lying on the grass, he pounced?
"Brother Rat is awesome!"
"Squeak squeak."
The rats erupted in cheers.
Even the white rat spirit, who had been stunned just now, suddenly stood up from the ground and exclaimed in surprise-
"Big brother! I knew you could do it, big brother! β
As soon as he finished speaking, the rat earth was "second", and it was broken into several pieces by the iron rake with one sound......
The pig-headed man came out from under the mouse's body, and the pig's face asked expressionlessly-
"Also! Yes! Who! β
Thousands of rats were so frightened that they took more than a dozen steps back, and instantly avoided a large circle with a diameter of 4 meters!
Good guy, this powerful aura also has its own knockback effect?
Dead...... Graveyard-like dead silence......
Oops!
A burst of applause rang out, Tang San couldn't stop clapping his hands, and shouted with joy on his face: "It's worthy of the good apprentice I just received." β
"Piggy! I am very satisfied with the teacher! β
Not satisfied? A few rakes have raked all the three generals invited by the white rat spirit?
Can this be dissatisfied?
Just ask you if you are convinced!
The little white dragon also suddenly poked its head out of the wheel, and exclaimed with wide eyes, "Old pig! Awesome! β
This is a heartfelt sigh, the strength of the pig-headed man simply does not match his height!
But the white rat spirit is the most shocking one, she clearly knows that their rat clan has rough skin and thick meat, and the advantage they rely on to become famous is their high armor!
There is no reason to rake it as soon as it is raked!
Except for that rake...... Is it the legendary canopy's divine soldier - the nine-toothed nail rake?!
Back to the venue.
Originally, everyone thought that the pig-headed man escaped from the door because he was frightened and fled for his life.
It didn't work out, it turned out to be a latte rake!
This is your sister's!
Just now, these rats laughed at him one by one, not taking him seriously, but now look at it, they are all scared as if they saw their father!
Who else would dare to underestimate him?
Who else!!
"Squeak squeak."
There was a small mouse, already lying on the ground, kowtowing to the pig.
This Nima's has convinced the enemy!
What a gorgeous turn! The pigs are invincible!
Seeing more rats lying on the ground, they came over to him and bowed, their mouths "squeaking".
You don't need a translator to know that these rats are worshipping the god of war!
I want to apprentice!
"Go!" Zhu Shao didn't appreciate it, and kicked the rats aside with a single kick.
"This pig Shao looks down on those who steal chickens and dogs, you rats in the stinky gutter, dare to walk on the street openly? Who gave you courage? β
"Ben Crazy Xuan Pig Shao is going to carry out justice today, exterminate rodents and prevent disasters! Don't run away from any of them! β
After speaking, as soon as he raised the rake with both hands, he raked towards the rats with a "hula hula" -
Left rake! Right rake!
Rake and rake and rake!
Oops, what a pig rake is ruthless!
Entertained Tang San: "How can you find such a good apprentice~ Hahahaha!" β
sat down on the Taishi chair, cocked Erlang's legs, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and knocked them up.
While eating melon seeds, I enjoyed the exquisite performance of my apprentice.
This feeling is like the emperor watching a play on the stage, it is simply an emperor-level enjoyment!
"Good, good, keep raking, keep raking!"
shouted at the blowing snow who was stunned next to him: "What kind of snow is blowing, why are you still stunned?" Phew! β
grabbed a handful of melon seeds and threw them at Blowing Snow, scattering her head......
Lying on the grass, this blowing snow hasn't reacted from its surprise yet.
Tang San smacked his lips and knocked himself! Appreciate for yourself! Your own apprentice is cool!
Oh, since I was a child, I hated these hateful and terrible rats the most.
There was a rat in the house, and he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night.
Good guys, it's a relief day.
His good apprentice raked left and raked, just like weeding.
Half of the mice in the house were cleaned up in an instant, which is called a cool!
"Don't stop vigorously, give it to the teacher!"