Want to eat the wick of Rulai?

"Flutter Boom ......Boom Boom Boom T

Ever seen a watermelon burst?

Now a huge watermelon has burst above the snow's head! "Bang la" the juice poured on her.

In the midst of the red, Fuyuki's eyes widened, her mouth was wide open, and she was panting like a fish.

After a long time, she blinked her eyes in a daze, what happened?

Why did the huge black shadow that opened its mouth to eat it just now suddenly explode?

Looking at the half of the black huge black shadow lying at his feet, Blowing Snow was shocked, this thing would never explode on its own, it didn't make sense. Could it be......

Really!

When I looked to the side, there was a long stick stuck in the ground in the distance!

"Bald brother!" Blowing snow screamed out loud,

It turned out that the watermelon was blown up by the flying spirit hoop stick,

Could it be that the bald brother really came back to find her?

This...... was really guessed by her,

In that case, wouldn't the 100,000 army of the Weird People Association ......

Looking up at the direction where Tang San rode away just now, trying to find his figure,

Don't you see? Where is it?

"What kind of snow is blowing!" The voice actually came from behind,

Blowing Snow turned back sharply, and sure enough, he saw a 1,000-watt bald head lit up in the darkness in the distance.

"Bald brother! How did you get back from there? Didn't you just run over here? ”

That's right, how did he suddenly come out of nowhere in the opposite direction,

"Do you have ...... behind you? Has anyone been following you? ”

Dozens of meters away, Tang San shouted, "Who can it be?" The poor monk went around in a big circle, and he couldn't even see a ghost. What just hit you? Is it a bear? ”

Fuyuki glanced at the half of the dark shadow on the ground, and replied in shock: "Yes...... It's weirdos. ”

"Weirdos? Not again? ”

It's not again. Blowing Snow swallowed hard, and wanted to tell him about the 100,000 army of weirdos just now, but the engine roared "poof" -

The bald head rushed from a distance in an instant,

It's so fast! This electric donkey.

There was a "squeak" and he braked sharply and stopped in front of the blowing snow.

"Ouch, I'll go!"

Sure enough, the bald head flew out of the car because of inertia and fell a dog to chew,

Got up from the ground and scolded angrily,

"Wheel, you want to hurt me again?!"

Then the wheel immediately retorted: "This is ...... Can I be blamed for this? ”

Hearing the two of them arguing, Blowing Snow finally let out a sigh of relief,

It seems that the bald brother has thrown off the weirdos on a flying car, but fortunately he has made a big circle, if he had returned the same way, I am afraid that he would have already bumped into the group of shadow army,

"Bald brother, let's go quickly!"

Tang San responded: "Okay! Leave now, it's not early, find a place to stay for the night. ”

Saying that, Tang San raised his feet and stepped on the electric donkey again,

After sitting down, I suddenly felt something strange in the back seat.

He turned his head and asked, "Who told you to come up?" ”

It turned out that the blowing snow sat on the back seat, and it was quite conscious.

"Tang San, oops, people can't catch up! Aren't you just coming back to pick me up anyway?

"Pick you up? What will you do? If the poor monk hadn't lost his way, he would have already arrived in the Tang Kingdom! ”

"But ......"

"Don't do it, don't make an example. Tonight, for the sake of you being pounced by the bear, I will temporarily give you a privilege, and I won't say it next time. ”

"Okay, good, bald brother is the best~" Blowing Snow lay on the back, smiling and smiling, his eyes suddenly showed a fierce light.

The heart said that you are bald and bald, and you won't let Miss Ben sit in a broken electric car, and watch me snatch it directly from your hands next time, and don't let you run behind?

Tang San rode to the side of the golden hoop stick, pulled it out from the ground, and chanted a spell in his mouth: "Little little! ”

At that time, the golden hoop stick was reduced to the size of chopsticks and stuffed into his pocket satisfied.

This can be big or small, and it's really convenient.

glanced back at the blowing snow behind him and said, "Hold it firm, the poor monk is going to take off!" ”

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Hugging Tang San's waist

"Premature life!" The touch coming from behind him made Tang San shudder, and he almost blasted this woman out with a single punch!

scolded angrily and said, "That's it, whatever you want." Little white wheel, give the division a full speed attack! ”

Hey?

What the hell is this little companion dragon, why hasn't it started yet? Is it because the teacher can't lift the knife, or is your little companion dragon floating? Dare not listen to instructions!

"Listen to your sister! Look around! ”

The two of them poked their heads out and looked to the side, holding the grass! I see!

Did they fall into the pit?

If it weren't in the pit, what would be the black pressure around it that was more than two meters high? What else could it be if it wasn't an earthen wall?

Blowing Snow swallowed hard, put her head on Tang San's back and said, "It's over." ”

What can't fall into the pit, it's clearly the 100,000 army of the Weird Association, surround them!

This Nima's! This day, can't you get by?

……

……

At the same time, at the other end of the Snake Pan Mountain.

On the top of Eagle Chou Peak, in a temple where heaven and earth are isolated,

Three huge monsters were pushing cups and changing lamps, laughing,

Drink a lot, eat a lot of meat,

On their wine table, there was a delicate glass box, and inside the glass box was an old-fashioned lamp, which was burning a strange black flame,

During the banquet, a rhinoceros monster drank a glass of wine, his face was ruddy, and he said: "Two brothers, this time our brothers and three monsters can snatch this precious wick from the hands of the gourd little King Kong, it is really hard, it is not easy!"

"Brother said this well," an ugly big toad monster next to him followed, "Those nine iron-headed babies are really not covered, and they almost ruined Lao Tzu's neck." ”

"Hmph." Finally, the snake spirit with a powerful aura snorted coldly, and the other two strange people hurriedly sat down.

"This wick is like this, but it is a treasure that is not born in the world, I heard that strange people can not only prolong their lives after eating it, but also rumored to have amazing changes in their bodies!"

The rhinoceros monster was surprised: "Big brother, what is an amazing method?" Or I'll give it a try right now! ”

At that time, he reached for the black lamp in the glass cover.

"Slap", and was slapped by a cold basilisk towards the rhinoceros hoof

The rhinoceros monster immediately coaxed, withdrew its hooves, and quickly poured a sip of wine to suppress the shock.

"Hmph, want to be alone? Little brother, what are you anxious about? The king hasn't finished his words yet. ”

Then the cold snake spirit hissed and spit out the letter, and said mysteriously: "I heard that after eating this wick, it can turn into a human form!" And it's either a beautiful man or a beautiful woman. ”

"Really?" The rhinoceros monster and the big toad slammed the table at the same time and asked in surprise.

"Hmph, that's still fake? Now go to the news and see that a large part of the beautiful male and female stars in the human race are weirdos who have stolen the wick of Rulai. ”

"On the surface, he is a big star in the scenery, but behind him is a man-eating weirdo, and those brain-dead fans are still waiting in line to be eaten."

"What day is this? Wouldn't a weirdo be happier than a fairy if he did this? ”

The two weirdos next to him almost flipped the table and said, "Big brother! What are you waiting for! Hurry up and eat! ”

"Eat? Is this how good stuff is eaten? "The basilisk spat out the letter, and was cold again, don't come,

"Have you ever eaten Western food?"

"Western food??"

"Hmph, it's like a bun. I haven't eaten this before, Western food is a dish that is eaten while sitting facing west, which is called Western food. Do you know what is particular about human beings when they eat Western food? ”

The two weirdos shook their heads, just eat, what else is there to pay attention to?

"Dirt buns. Of course, the precious food must be with a heart of awe and a sense of ceremony, you see! ”

As he spoke, the snake spirit tore off a strip of cloth from his thigh and tied it solemnly around his neck, like a red scarf.

"Look, what is this?"

"Three...... Good student? ”

"Three of your sisters, this is called a napkin! This is called decency, this is called hygiene, this is called civilization! Wearing this thing, even if you eat a piece of, you will feel as if you are eating hundreds of thousands of taels of caviar! Got it? ”

"Oh......" the two weirdos nodded as if they didn't understand, "can you eat it now?" ”

"What's the hurry, this is the first step, the second step of eating Western food is...... Well?? ”

The snake spirit froze suddenly.

Why don't you go on? The two of them were still waiting for him to finish and eat quickly.

I saw that the snake spirit was sitting steadily, and his eyes were slanted to the side, radiating the cold light of Sensen.

The two of them followed his gaze and looked, yo! When did a giant rat with a golden nose and white fur climb on this wine table!

"Squeak...... Squeak squeak squeak......"

Good fellow, the giant rat is drinking their wine as if no one is around!