Kukai this shore No. 415 world.

Liang De parted ways with the woman carrying a retro suitcase and returned to the Hongye Building apartment on Shanqian Street near the University Town of Xiangbei City alone.

He got out of the black limousine and waved goodbye to the old driver Huang Chuanchao.

Huang Chuanchao poked his head out of the car window, smiled and said hello to the salted fish girl sitting on the beer crate drinking in front of the Red Leaf Building, started the car and slipped into the sewer, turning into a ball of soft dark chocolate and disappearing without a trace.

Liang De walked up to Li Zhixian and said:

"Why are you drinking outside and your home is so littered that you can't stand up? Aren't you sacrificial (quite tǐng) diligent? ”

Li Zhixian took a bottle of beaver beaver peanut butter cow (milk nǎi) stout beer, burped like a beaver on a wine label, and said:

"Lao Du is waiting for you in the living room with a bald head, and my sofa is occupied by them."

The bald head who walked with Teacher Du should be Teacher Fengxian, what did the two of them come to me to do and share the joy of being on top?

"Wow, Brother Xian, aren't you panicking, do you know that Teacher Du and Teacher Fengxian are the best evil ...... in the Realm Plains and the Sea of Kong?"

Li Zhixian said indifferently: "Isn't it the boss, what is there to be afraid of, our family can work for Lao Du for so long, it means that others are not bad." ”

"Your logic doesn't seem to be wrong."

Li Zhixian took out another bottle from the beer crate he was sitting on, and said:

"Just what you are afraid of all day long, afraid of this, afraid of that, the old Du (sex xìng) Ge (quite tǐng) is easy-going, I chatted with him for a while before you came, the three views are correct, he understands women's rights, and he doesn't pretend ((forced bī) bī).

Unlike some middle-aged greasy men, they will only tell meat jokes in front of girls, and they are not ambiguous when they drink, (quite tǐng) a good person. ”

Not only does it understand women's rights...... That guy is a mentor of Kukai Male Virtue who has overunderstood.

Liang De thought for a while and said:

"Didn't he care about your daily sacrifice of all kinds of household garbage (情qíng)?"

"No, Lao Du just threw garbage into the cardboard box altar, just told me a few words, saying that there are more sacrificial points that can be exchanged for throwing them in different categories.

He also started to transform the bottle picking robot you made, and now the robot will sort and sort out, and after picking up the garbage, it will throw itself into the altar, and I just need to wait for the carton to be full and press a handprint to start the sacrifice. ”

"Then you're still running out to hide from this drink?"

"The bald head who came with Lao Du was too self-cooked, he ate my snacks and drank my wine as soon as he came, and his mouth was closed like a crusher.

I hurriedly brought out a case of beer to drink, or he would have wiped out my stock. ”

Li Zhixian felt the surviving case of beer with palpitations, and blew a bottle to crush himself.

"Okay, you keep drinking, I'll go see what's going on with me."

Liang De pushed open the door of the apartment, and saw Tai Fengxian and Du Gongtai sitting side by side on the sofa in the living room drinking and watching TV.

"Ade, you're back?"

Tai Feng watched the drama with a straight face, and a new face appeared on the side of his bald head, and he said hello to Liang De.

Du Gongtai also turned his head and smiled at him.

"It's back, it's back, what are you two today?"

"Ade, you have helped me and Senior Brother Tai do such a big thing, he and I have come to give you some due rewards today, Senior Brother Pu is not very happy now, so I won't invite you to Qinggeng Peak for public recognition."

Tai Fengxian sneered: "Who cares if he's happy or not, it's just that there's no need to make those false." ”

Liang De rubbed his hands shyly: "What kind of reward, can you give a salary increase, it doesn't take too much, just 20,000 or 30,000 crystal clusters per month." ”

Du Gongtai shook his finger and said:

"Ade, when a man is rich, he becomes bad, and if a man has no money, he is virtuous.

It's useless to ask for so much money, what you want, not money can buy, but I can help you. ”

"What I want...... Teacher Du, can you send me back to Lanxing's hometown? ”

Liang De's face was happy, the lord of Qinggeng Peak is the lord of Qinggang Peak, which is completely different from some people who have no hair on their heads and can't do things well!

"No, but I can help you find your way home in a more efficient way."

Du Gongtai stretched out his right hand as he spoke, and took a pair of Armani's gold-rimmed glasses from the bridge of Liang De's nose.

"Someone made this pair of glasses with a quarter of a 10,000-scroll bookmark and put it on your face, so that it would gradually blend into your self (性xìng) and merge it with the other quarter-10,000-scroll bookmark in your self (性xìng).

When you have one-half of the 10,000 bookmarks from yourself, the cause and effect between you and the one who has been to the world of 454 on this shore will be deeper, and the possibility of meeting him will be greatly increased.

Mr. Xie from Yingxuetang has always been helpful, and as long as you find him, you can go back to your hometown...... It's a pity that the person refining this pair of glasses has ingenuity but no skill, and the technique is clumsy and unsightly, according to the current progress of fusion, I am afraid it will take thousands of years to come. ”

Du Gongtai suddenly fell silent, his pale face was flushed with a strange blood, and the hand holding the gold-rimmed glasses overflowed with blue and purple light.

"Senior Brother Du's alchemy is the best in Thunder Cliff, and he has the ability to turn decay into magic, and with him helping you refine this pair of glasses, the success rate of your return home has increased many times."

Tai Feng first poured the last bag of shrimp crackers into his mouth, and ate them cleanly.

Liang De clasped his palms together, shook Du Gongtai several times to express his gratitude, and leaned over to Tai Fengxian (身shēn) with a Shiba Inu face.

"Teacher Fengxian, I am your old man's descendant, and Teacher Du is so generous when he shoots......"

"Roll on, where am I old, we writers are always young, always (hot) tears.

…… Aren't the same as the eighteen-year-old young robbers! ”

"How old do you say?"

"Bah, bah, don't ask if you shouldn't!"

Tai Feng first put his hand into the smooth mirror on the back of his head, took out a small notebook with a green cover and threw it to Liang De.

"For you."

Liang De took it and took a look, and there were a few large bronzing characters printed on the green cover:

"Deputy director-level male certificate?"

Squirted! Do I still need this kind of thing to prove myself!

And why is there only the deputy director level, where am I worse than the director level virgin!

Wait a minute, the point is not here, let's see what's in it first.

Liang De opened the virginity card, the front is his inch photo and personal information, and on the second page is written a sentence "The holder of this certificate is a virgin", and at the bottom are four signatures of different styles and the dark green square seal of the green ridge peak of Thunder Cliff.

…… Thunder True Sect Pu Xuande actually signed this happy hour projectionist for me, is this thing really a reward!

Liang De closed the virgin male card and turned it over, and the back cover was a line of cursive script inscribed by Pu Xuande himself:

"A man who can't protect his virginity can't protect anything!"

What qualifications do you, the former Qing Emperor of the former realm and the former "Qing" emperor of the present realm, have to inscribe on the virgin certificate!

The credibility of this document is immediately gone, okay!

Is it true that as long as you have a certificate, you can be considered a virgin, and you don't need any factual basis!

So what's the value of a genuine virgin like me!

Liang De held his deputy director-level virgin card, and the expression (情qíng) on his face gradually lost control.

"Ade, after receiving this virgin card, you will be your own member of the Thunder Cliff Poor Brotherhood in the future, and your position will be promoted to three levels in a row, and you will be assigned an outside assistant to help."

Oh? This is not bad, the deputy director level is the deputy director level, after all, I am not a man who has no (情 qíng) no (desire yù) ice and jade.

"Senior Brother Du and I are going to make great achievements in the future, although the great plans to be developed have nothing to do with you, but if you seize the opportunity to participate well, it will also help you achieve your goal of returning to your hometown, at least much better than you are now."

Tai Feng smiled first and said:

"The first fixed mission actually chose the Dream of the True Essence, I don't think you have figured out the direction of exploring the way home."

"Teacher Fengxian, what do you say?"

Liang De hurriedly handed Tai Fengxian the last bag of Lamp Shadow Beef (meat ròu) to Tai Fengxian, and put on a deaf look.