Chapter Twenty-Six: Xandar Star! ~
Suddenly falling into an unfamiliar place, Hao Yun looked left and right, listening to the strange language in his ears, and looked confused.
Where is this? What are they talking about? Can someone teach me the lingua franca of the universe?
Doesn't it mean that the whole universe is speaking Chinese (English)? What the hell am I now, and how am I going to survive?
"Xili Angry Forest Splashes Dung ......"
Just when Hao Yun was dazed and didn't know why, a woman with pink skin and a suspicious uniform came over and said a bunch of words that Hao Yun couldn't understand.
Hao Yun shook his hand with a bitter face and said that he didn't understand. The other party's face changed slightly, and he took out a small button-like machine from his arms, and motioned for Hao Yun to bring it to his earlobe.
"Hey, do you understand what I'm saying now?"
"Uh...... I was able to understand. Thank you! ~”
Hao Yun is very grateful, kind people! ~
"I'm a police officer from Xander, Kylia. What planet are you from, and do you have a pass? I need to check your boarding certificate, entry certificate, and health certificate! ~”
Seeing that Hao Yun was not pretending not to understand, Kai Liya's face looked slightly better. Then she took out a pen-sized detector and put it to Hao Yun's mouth and asked.
"Uh...... Can I tell that I came here by accident? ”
Hao Yun smiled bitterly, Ancient One Mage, you can be regarded as killing me! ~If you send me, can't you send it to the checkpoint? Now, I'm entering the country illegally.
I just don't know that the crime of illegal entry between this planet will require me to be locked up for a few years......
"Illegal entry? Sneaking? ”
Kelya's blue pupils shrank slightly, and her hand was placed on her waist.
Hao Yun obediently raised his hands: "I really came to your planet by accident, or you arrest me, I am willing to accept all the censorship and judgment of your planet." ”
"Well, it looks like you're not smuggling."
Kellya finally relaxed her vigilance, did not cuff him, and said with a pleasant face: "Then you can go with me to register." Rest assured, I have checked that you do not carry the virus and are not illegally smuggling. You have a positioning device on your translator, you just need to go to the police station with me to register. ”
"Thank you! ~Thank you so much! ~My name is Hao Yun, Officer Kellya, it's a pleasure to meet you. ”
Hao Yun silently praised Shandar Star in his heart, it is worthy of being a famous tourist planet in the universe, and this service attitude is comparable to Huaxia in the previous life! ~
"I'm glad to meet you too, let's go, I'll take you to register."
Kellia put on a smiling face and introduced the characteristics of Xandar as she led him to register.
"This is the largest mall in Xandar Star, which contains the most complete range of items in the universe......"
The two chatted happily and passed through the square, and suddenly, a man and a woman came fighting, and the man was thrown in front of Hao Yun by the woman's shoulder, holding a dagger and about to kill! ~
"Gamora? Star-Lord? ”
Hao Yun peeked at the woman...... That face, that decisive action, not Thanos's daughter, who else is Gamora?
As for Star-Lord, a greasy middle-aged man, it's casual to mention it or not.
"Hand over the Cosmic Spirit Orb! ~”
Gamora pressed her knee against Star-Lord's waist and raised the Butcher's Blade to Star-Lord's neck.
"Dream! ~”
Star-Lord rolls over and lifts Gamora up, dropping a black brick onto the ground. Before Gamora could make any more movements, an electric current wrapped around Gamora's body, restraining her from moving.
Looking further away, a raccoon and a tree man are coming! ~
"No fights in the square! ~I'll take it all to me! ~”
Kellya swiped her hand on her waist and drew her long gun...... Coincidentally, a large number of policemen who were patrolling the square also arrived, and countless guns were aimed at the four Star-Lords.
Hao Yun snickered in the rear, with this temper, he still dared to come to Shandarxing to fight? Do you really think that there is no force on the tourist planet?
Although Sandar can't stop the Thanos Army, don't forget, it's still very jealous of Ronan! ~
"Get to the side, or we'll shoot!" ~”
Kellya took the lead, and groups of police surrounded them...... The muzzle of the gun glowed red, and he looked like he was about to open fire if he didn't obey again.
Rocket Raccoon and Groot looked at each other, dropped their weapons helplessly, and crouched down with their heads in their hands...... Gamora still wanted to struggle, but Star-Lord was already obediently restrained......
Needless to say, Hao Yun was happily taken to the police station by Kailia for examination, and everyone in the Guardians of the Galaxy was naturally imprisoned and began their life of picking up soap and meeting another teammate.
...............
At the door of the police station, Kailia checked Hao Yun's ID card, registered him as a human on an unknown planet, and sent him out of the police station.
"Hao Yun, congratulations, you can travel anywhere in Shandar Star. But there is one thing, you can't be a traitor, or I'll catch you!" ~”
Kellya makes a gesture of pulling a gun, which is very cute. Hao Yun scratched his head, in fact, he wanted to ask, where can he make money?
If he can't earn trading points, I'm afraid he really only has to commit crimes and robberies for a living.
"That...... Kelya, can you introduce me to a job? ”
"Huh? So what will you do? ”
Kailia didn't expect Hao Yun to ask questions about work at all, and opened her mouth a little cutely.
"Hmm...... I have a strong force and good scientific and technological skills, and I can make a lot of technological supplies. It's just that I'm afraid that those tech supplies are a bit outdated. ”
Hao Yun thought about it, and it seemed that he didn't have anything in his hand to exchange it for money...... Knowledge, in addition to the force that can be fought, in terms of technology alone, it is really not as good as Sandar Star.
"Strong force? How strong? ”
Kai Liya also thought of this, and didn't ask Hao Yun's scientific and technological ability at all, and directly asked about force.
"Well, does it count if you can knock down a mountain?"
Hao Yun replied solemnly.
"Poof! ~Haha, Hao Yun, you're too funny! ~ Where can a normal person shoot a collapsed mountain! ~”
Kellia covered her stomach and laughed, Hao Yun's face was full of black lines, in Marvel, is it strange to collapse a mountain? Even Thor can do it well! ~Well, maybe he's going to use a meow hammer?
"Why don't I try it for you?"
"Don't, don't," Seeing Hao Yun about to raise his hand, Kellya hurriedly stopped him...... It's not that I believe in his strength, I just feel that I shouldn't laugh at a good person.
Well, yes, in Kelya's eyes, the person who can automatically surrender and take the initiative to register her is a good person! ~ She, it's the first time she has successfully completed a case! ~
"Well, every one of our police officers can recruit an auxiliary police officer. You just live with me, mess with me! ~”
Kellia patted her non-existent chest with the look of me covering you......