0338 The best at coaxing old ladies

"See, you're dragging your feet!"

Ye Feng slapped the newspaper back in front of Muller and Gomez, and couldn't help laughing.

Muller, Gomez and the others really wanted to beat up Ye Feng, this thing was really annoying.

It is impossible to say that the German team has a poor forward line.

Gomez can be 30 million, his value is really not lower than Van Persie, and Gomez is a pure center forward, with obvious tactical effects, and it is a bit unfair to compare the goal rate with Van Persie.

Reuss and Muller are less well-known and have low value, more because they are young and have not had many opportunities to prove themselves before, even if they can't compare with the famous Peter Pan, but they are definitely not worse than Kuyt, whose scoring ability is gradually degrading.

If you really want to talk about the value, the current Muller is definitely higher than Kuyt.

Therefore, it is really unpleasant to be called the weakest link of the German team by the media, and the three strikers are really unhappy.

And Ye Feng likes to poke their wounds, they don't want to beat Ye Feng.

The other teammates couldn't help laughing, looking at it jokingly, holding popcorn and preparing to watch the excitement.

Facing Gomez, Muller and Royce who gritted their teeth, Ye Feng ran away very spinelessly.

A hero doesn't suffer immediate losses, and if he can't beat him, he will run away, and he won't be ashamed.

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The day before the game, the German team gathered before training because there were important people coming today.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has come to cheer Germany up.

As a staunch supporter of the German team, the Iron Lady will take time to cheer on the team every time they compete.

However, after all, he is the head of a country, and Merkel has been busy with various things before, and now he finally finds time to cheer up the team.

Ordinary Germans still like Merkel very much, and the German players are no exception.

So before Merkel arrived, the players had a heated discussion.

"I must take a picture with Merkel as a souvenir."

"Merkel loves football and I guess she must be a fan of mine."

"Why doesn't Merkel have a daughter, otherwise I must be her son-in-law."

"Big brother, Merkel was born in 54, if you have a daughter, you will be almost 40, you want to find a mother?"

"I just like older people, can't I?"

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However, everyone didn't expect that Merkel was actually a fan of Ye Feng.

'I really appreciate your style of play, it's very similar to my style of playing, tough, straight, there's nothing fake and we all know what we're aiming for. When Merkel and Ye Feng shook hands, they said with a smile.

Ye Feng had no way to be presumptuous at this time, after all, Merkel was about to be his grandmother.

"It's my pleasure." Ye Feng smiled shyly, his face harmless to humans and animals.

When the teammates around him saw Ye Feng's appearance, they couldn't help but roll their eyes.

Made, Ye Feng is tender-faced, and it is really accurate to pretend to be a good baby.

If you don't know what Ye Feng's usual virtues are, I'm afraid they, like Merkel, will also be deceived by Ye Feng.

Subsequently, Ye Feng still looked like a good baby and chatted with Merkel, so that Merkel unconsciously snubbed the other players.

"Then, I will wait for your good news, I am sure that you will definitely win the Hercules Cup, you are the pride of Germany."

Merkel is happy that the current form of the German team has made Merkel very satisfied.

Heynckes looked at Ye Feng with tears and laughter, this guy coaxed Merkel, an iron-fisted old lady, like a grandmother next door, and it was really amazing.

If Ye Feng was usually so well-behaved, he would have to worry less about it!

In the end, Merkel stood beside Ye Feng and took a photo with Ye Feng cordially, and then ended her visit to the German team.

After Merkel left, the players were as unhappy as beeping dogs.

Where did Merkel come to visit the German team, it was clear that she came to visit Ye Feng, and all of them became background boards.

"So you like the old lady like this! Hello this bite? Barak asked, a little jealous.

Ye Feng couldn't help laughing, "Every time I go back to Huaxia, when I'm fine, I chat with my grandmother, coax the old lady to be happy, and coax the old lady I'm too good at it!" ”

The teammates rolled their eyes, if they want to say that they are good at coaxing women, they can't coax old ladies.

Although they are both women, a girl in her twenties and an old lady in her sixties are not the same concept at all.

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The pre-match press conference is naturally a link for the two sides to exchange cruel words, it is already the last game, and all the goals do not need to be hidden, if you don't want to win the championship in the final, it is pure nonsense.

However, there is one exception.

"I really didn't want to win the Golden Boot!" Ye Feng swore solemnly, "I only hope that the German team will win the Hercules Cup." ”

The reporters in the audience were about to scold their mothers.

Even if you fool the ghost, you should show some sincerity!

Scored six goals before the final, and it was already the World Cup Golden Boot in previous years, and now you still don't admit that you want to win the Golden Boot?

What's the matter, the Golden Boot trophy is hot?

The reporters have long known Ye Feng's old yin attributes, but they still don't admit it, which is simply speechless.

At that time, Ye Feng said that he didn't want to compete for the golden boot, but he didn't admit it, but his body was very sincere!

Now, if the media believe that Ye Feng doesn't want to win the Golden Boot, then there will be ghosts.

As a result, the relevant reports of the media have become such a painting style.

"Ye Feng looks down on the World Cup Golden Boot and thinks that the World Cup Golden Boot is not worthy of him."

"Ye Feng said that the Golden Boot would be given to Villa, and he didn't like that thing."

"Ye Feng disdains to compete with Villa because he thinks Villa is not high-grade enough."

"Ye Feng: Actually, I want the golden boot, but I just don't say it, and I don't say it."

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Ye Feng couldn't help crying and laughing, did I behave so obviously?

I've never admitted that I want to win the Golden Boot, how do you all see that?

Do you all have mind reading skills, or what's the matter?

However, Ye Feng didn't care so much, no matter whether others believed it or not, he believed it himself anyway.

No matter how fierce the mouth cannon is, no matter how much you make a big statement, if you don't get the Golden Boot in the end, you are a younger brother, which is not shameful enough.

It's good to work silently.

Don't you all think Villa is the favourite for the Golden Boot?

Don't you all think that the Villa Golden Boot is nine out of ten?

Then I'll have to let you take a good look and see who can win the Golden Boot!

Carnival gamblers, hurry up and buy the Villa Golden Boots, and when you meet on the rooftop, don't curse me together!

Who is to blame for being blind?

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