Hello everyone, I'm Du Stop Cup, your loyal friend every day.

Yesterday, a reader said in the comment area: Leave of absence literature is going to die.

The love is sincere, and I really feel sorry for it.

I thought, as a leader in the literature of the 22nd century, I must give him a shot in the arm.

It is difficult to write an extra-long leave note, but how can a serious literary worker be afraid to stop at the difficulty?

My pride won't allow me to do that.

That's why I have this extra-long leave slip.

Today is the last day of April, and it is just a good time to review the recent situation of "Fist of the Crotch", which can be regarded as a short-term summary.

In April, there were 4 days of hip pulling, and the number of days of hip pulling decreased by 75% compared with March.

In April, 72,000 words were effectively updated, an increase of 19.17% compared with about 60,000 words in March.

In April, I weighed 83.1 kilograms, an increase of 3.87% compared with March, and the thickness of the swimming ring and the number of chin layers doubled.

In general, the development of serious literature is stable and improving, except for the sudden hot weather, the daily fishing, the fact that my cat began to shed like dandelions, and learned to bite slippers, there was nothing to stop me from gradually realizing my dream of full attendance.

Of course, a mature man never gives a clear promise, and I am not a financial blogger who has set up a WeChat group to collect IQ taxes, predicting that the future is not my forte, and whether I can achieve full attendance in May, let me keep it in the dark.

I don't know if I'll be able to get full attendance in May.

In my opinion, the future is like a game of five consecutive sits in an Internet café, you can never predict how much you and your friends will pull your crotch, the process of dreaming is beautiful and hazy, like a ball of marshmallow that has not been licked, and the moment of pulling the crotch is clearer than the pain of stepping on the block.

I became more and more convinced of my hip pull, and more and more doubtful of my future.

I've learned to never promise things I can't be sure of, like going to bed early and waking up early and loving you forever.

But my classmate in the Department of Mecha Operations, Mr. Song Minghe, didn't think so.

Song Gong is a very serious and self-disciplined person, and he will definitely do what he decides.

He leveled the land in March and April, and reaped the answers in August and September, one step at a time, and never pulled his crotch.

After joining the Kenda Chicken Literature Club together, the serious Song Gong had murderous intentions towards me who pulled my hips.

Over the years, with the exception of Kensuke Tanaka and me, Song Gong has eliminated almost all the uncertainties in his life.

To this day, Kensuke Tanaka's mother has not yet entered the atmosphere, and I am still on a break, and Song Gong's work to clear up uncertainty continues.

He regularly practiced the technique of cutting off the sword without a head, greeted me regularly, and wrote literature on a regular basis.

Seven years ago, when I serialized the first book "My Roommate Really Has a Problem" at the starting point, Song Gong provided tens of thousands of words of work related to the work, telling readers and friends the reasons for my break.

After "Fist of Fantasy" was released, the battle between Song Gong and me also resumed.

Different from the past, what Song Gong recorded this time was the reason for my update, which was called "The Reason for Du Gong's Update, Change Er, and Du Gong You Don't Know".

The first article in this series has been posted in the work of "Fist of Fantasy", but it seems that not many people have seen it, so I take the opportunity of this leave of absence to attach Song Gong's new work below, and also leave a message to Song Gong here.

Brother Song, Brother Song, in addition to urging changes, you might as well take a look at me.

I'm still writing with a lot of hips, but I'd still like to hear your thoughts.

Thank you all for seeing this and see you tomorrow.

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The reason you don't know about Du Gong's change of two Du Gong's update 02

Fourth

Du Gong, who has pointed out many times before, is one of the top ten rotten people in the mecha operation department, and its rot is in the bone marrow and into the terminal, which is really incorrigible.

For example, the cafeteria of the mecha operation department has a good amount of roasted cured meat, especially for its homemade hot sauce.

In order to rub more free hot sauce, Du Gong actually ordered Su Gong, the king of rice, to bring the king of rice, the network manager of May, to forcibly bring the store's five-pound hot sauce bottle together, ignoring the surprised eyes of the shopkeeper when Su Gong took away the hot sauce bottle.

And Du Gong said something about this: "The shopkeeper's surprised eyes are obviously because Su Gong is still wearing this short-sleeved dress in November, and it has nothing to do with hot sauce." ”

Of course, when Su Gong returned the bottle, the bottle was cleaner than washed, as if it had never been filled with chili sauce before.

"The hot sauce has been passed through the intestines, and the update paper is left." Du Gong, who is worse than sauce, even if he repeatedly commits hemorrhoids because of crazy spicy food, he still goes his own way. This sentence never showed the persuasiveness it should have.

On this day, after Du Gong once again instructed Su Gong to bring the hot sauce bottle, I routinely raised a knife to urge the change.

"There is a spicy sauce with intestines, and the bento has been updated with 10,000 words."

"Don't get in the way, don't get in the way, when the roast is finished, this will be ......"

Seeing Du Gong rushing to the toilet with the fire of a planetary engine, and then looking at the bright red chili sauce, I understood something.

"Du Gong, there is no paper in the toilet, you are already sitting and waiting to die. If you don't, I'll send the hot sauce bottle back to the store. ”

Du Gong reluctantly changed the chapter and changed back to toilet paper and hot sauce bottles.

Fifth

Du Gong regarded himself as the head of the FFF of the mecha operation department, and whenever Ping Gong, Cake Gong, Xing Gong and others were in and out of pairs, or grinding their ears and temples, Du Gong always appeared in a special identity, spreading a sinister atmosphere around him. This special role always has a mysterious connection with Du Gong's goose egg face and small handful of hair.

To put it bluntly, it's a light bulb.

Song Gong is a person who thinks about his roommates. Seeing that Du Gong came to disturb Pinggong's good deeds again, I couldn't stand it, so I said:

"Du Gong, what's the update today?"

"Song Gong, you are in vain as the deputy head of my FFF regiment, at this time, Pinggong made this angry and resentful act, it is the occasion when my teachings are unshirkable, unyielding, and chivalrous, I do not hesitate to suspend the renewal of righteousness for this reason, you don't understand my good intentions?"

"Du Gong, which is more important than renewal and heavenly punishment, the world has its own public opinion, and it is not up to you and me to decide in one word. As far as I am concerned, Wan Gong lingers in the cute girl, Mao Gong indulges in the adjacent table, then Ping Gong looks for flowers and asks willows, and gets to know the beauties, why not? ”

"Gong Song, this remark hurts my heart a lot. I have a "Theory of Persuasion", and you should study it carefully. ”

So, Du Gong continued to persuade Ping Gong in my room, and I went to Du Gong's office to reread "The Theory of Persuasion". This article is full of sprinkling, telling the emotional history of the mecha operation department, and it is well possessed, and finally it comes down to "the feelings in the department are fruitless, and they are not separated and flying". I have to say that I still admire Du Gong who wrote this article. Only at the end of the paper, Du Gong took the trouble to write down the author's contact information, but he didn't mention publishing the paper at all, which really puzzled me.

At this moment, a chat box popped up in the lower right corner of Du Gong's desktop.

"Senior Du, after reading your "Theory of Persuasion", I was enlightened and immediately broke up with my boyfriend. Thank you for your contact information at the end of the paper, and I hope to keep in touch with you in the future. "There are quite a few similar chat logs.

I immediately escorted Du Gong back.

On this day, Du Gong had to update four chapters in the state of a long knife and neck. And, while I didn't pay attention, he added "If you're a beautiful girl" to the synopsis of "Fist of Fantasy", and so far he shirked and didn't agree to delete it.

Sixth

Du Gong, often indulged in the Three Kingdoms Kill and delayed the update, when he entered the game, he had both mouth cannon and obscenity, and in the name of "flat cut", he crisscrossed the chat room, and people hated it when they gritted their teeth.

On this day, I routinely raised a knife to urge the change, and when I saw Du Gong in the killing field again, I couldn't help but shake my head secretly. However, Song Gong was also a good killer of the Three Kingdoms, and when his heart rose for a while, he also stopped behind Du Gong to watch the battle.

Seeing the word "red" in the chat box, I saw Du Gong's gossip flying out; A "medium" word, I saw a person lightning out of spade 3.

"Du Gong, you are like a god today, it is better to take advantage of the victory to collect the troops, and quickly update in this good state, and you can have more time to continue to kill."

"Song Gong, you don't know, at this time, the luck is just right, so you should take advantage of the victory to pursue and continue to increase the winning rate."

"Well, I'll watch it here, and if you lose a game, it means that you have run out of gas today."

"Very good, then I will continue if I win, and if I lose, I will start to code words, Song Gong, do you dare to bet?"

"Can I still be afraid of you, old non-chief? Bet on it. With that, I moved my chair and sat down and began to watch.

There is one thing to say, Du Gong's card skills are really crotch-pulling, but only this mouth cannon skill cannot be underestimated. Seeing that he must have red hearts when he is happy, plum blossoms when there are soldiers, gossip imports, Tuntian must have 2 blood, wolf attacks must have 2 blood, and Ling Ren is in the middle of the three, I feel more and more that something is not quite right.

"Du Gong, you will win every battle in this wave, your luck is strong, Song Mou is obedient, and I will not urge you to change today. At this time, it is getting late, I want to hold a hot pot party, I have found two bottles of good wine, do you want to go? ”

"Whoa, hot pot and wine, the more you eat, the more you eat!" As he spoke, Du Gong organized Lu Gong and the others to start preparations. I took this opportunity to click on Du Gong's computer and found the secret of his victory in every battle.

The next day, Ping Chop was banned for a week because he was reported for hanging the comparison, and the owner had to update it that week.