Chapter 52. Put down the lemon

Liang De stretched out his hand to reach out to the artifact that was closely related to his martial arts spirit, but Tai Feng took the first step and fished out a quarter of a 10,000-volume bookmark that Du Gongtai had refined.

Tai Feng first divided his hands, and the pair of gold-rimmed glasses were brushed with a skin effect by him, turning into an auspicious cloud and golden hoop.

He solemnly held the golden hoop in his hand and placed it in front of Liang De.

Liang De had no sadness or joy on his face, and said:

"Teacher Fengxian, I'm starting to understand what you're saying.

In the past, I used to see things without thinking, vaguely.

When I made returning to Blue Star's hometown my first goal, I saw everything as clearly as I had never seen before.

I have come to realize that (爱ài) (情qíng) is not a necessity of life. ”

"Ade, the sweet love of the world (love ài), are you no longer lemon?"

"It doesn't matter, what is the joy of love, why bother alone, the favorite person is not necessarily the most suitable person, and the most suitable person is not necessarily the favorite person.

The thing I want to do most is not to be with my favorite people, although I would love to be with my favorite people too, but ......"

However, I want to go back to the side of the person who is most (爱ài) me (身shēn).

"Ade, what else do you have to say before you put on this golden hoop."

Liang De suddenly took three steps back and said to Tai Feng first:

"Teacher Fengxian, won't you be able to touch the ** of the world after wearing it?"

Du Gongtai said with a smile: "He just brushed a skin special effect to enhance the sense of ceremony, it looks like a golden hoop, and this pair of glasses I refined definitely does not have the function of making you break (情qíng) absolute (desire yù)." ”

Only then did Liang De feel relieved to pick up the golden hoop and put it on his head, and said:

"Teacher Fengxian, I will never have the sweet love (love) in the lemon world, and test the heavy responsibility of the heavens and all worlds, I Liang De is willing to bear it!"

"Hahaha, all the weather ((swing dàng) dàng) ((swing dàng) dàng), I say (day rì) prosperous!

Ade, go look in the mirror! ”

Tai Fengxian and Du Gongtai laughed and disappeared into the sofa, and the voice of Hui ((swing dàng) dàng) in the loft apartment was neither male nor female, without any features, and I don't know who said it.

Liang De touched the top of his head, but did not touch the golden hoop.

He stroked his hands downward, and the bridge of his nose was empty.

He regurgitated what he had learned all his life, whether it was recalling the girl who moved him the most or recalling the important learning materials in his previous life, he didn't feel any restraint on the top of his head.

"What do you mean, promotions and rewards are illusions?"

Liang De walked to the bathroom washstand mirror, in the mirror, he was wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, looking like a dog, Sven scum.

Liang De couldn't help but stretch out his right middle finger to support Liang in his glasses, and the extraordinary power of his own (body shēn) suddenly disappeared partially, and a few lines of square small standard Song Simplified Chinese No. 2 characters appeared in his field of vision:

[Name: Non-existent glasses]

[Type: ??? 】

[Quality: ??? 】

[Special effects: 1. Uneven mirror: Call part of "The Lessons of the World" to identify the specified items, and the final interpretation of this special effect belongs to the ...... Not you anyway; 2. In the human world: After equipping this item, the holder must travel to the world where intelligent beings exist; 3. (Set tào) Zhongren: Increase the probability that the holder will meet the owner of Yingxue Hall after crossing. 】

[Note: Armani!] My Armani! 】

Liang De immediately took out the virginity certificate that Tai Feng gave him first, pushed the "non-existent glasses" and activated the identification special effect.

[Name: Deputy Director-level Male Certificate (Thunder Four Friends Joint Version)]

[Type: Soul Equipment]

[Quality: Legendary]

[Special effects: 1. Single (身shēn) Han: Enhance pure yang, ward off evil spirits, break demons, and immortality (sex xìng), and the holder can practice all exercises with preconditions for being a child (身shēn); 2. Cherry orchard: The holder can conduct three virgin appraisals on others every day; 3. Crime & Punishment: Wielder deals double damage to non-Virgin creatures]

[Note: Loneliness is a powerful alias]

Liang De was stunned in front of the mirror for a long time, and immediately threw the deputy director-level virgin card into the depths of his soul, and then opened his throat and shouted:

"Brother Xian! People are gone, do me a favor! ”

Li Zhixian appeared with the wind speed of the beer carton, carrying the wine bottle and said:

"What?"

Mr. Liang scratched his head, opened his five fingers in front of his face, and said:

"How's my glasses?"

Li Zhixian looked at Liang De and then looked in the mirror, and said:

"Lao Liang, are you under too much pressure at work, the Evil Disaster Bureau has free psychological counseling for employees, do you want to make an appointment for you?"

Liang De lifted the glasses that only he could sense, and said:

"No, I'm fine.

Brother Xian, you don't have to help me find a suitable crossing task, and then I have other arrangements, so I'll keep you busy in vain, I'm sorry.

"It's fine." Li Zhixian was very generous, "I haven't started to help you find it yet." ”

"Okay......"

Li Zhixian withdrew from the bathroom with a beer crate in his arms, and sniffed left and right on the floor of the living room.

She lifted the floor and stared at the empty dark grid (情qíng) sluggishly.

"Lao Liang, I hid the bag of lantern shadow cow (meat ròu) in this ......"

Liang De's face did not change, and said: "I was eaten by Taifeng Xian, not to mention under the floor, people are evil gods, and it is useless for you to hide to the ends of the earth." ”

Li Zhixian lay on the floor of the living room in despair, and didn't say a word for a long time.

"No, Brother Xian, you have been rehired by the Evil Disaster Bureau now, you are not short of money at all, if you want to eat Dengying Beef (meat ròu), you can go to the supermarket and buy another pack, there is no need to be so desperate."

Li Zhixian collapsed on the ground motionless, and said:

"That bag of beef (meat ròu) was sent to me by a friend of mine in eastern Sichuan, a Tongchuan specialty, and what is sold in the supermarket is not that flavor at all!"

"If you are eaten, you will be eaten, and it is not a bad thing for you to drink two bottles less."

"You know a (fart)!"

Liang De ignored the desperate salted fish paralyzed on the ground, went out to take a taxi, and went straight to the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau.

Liang De passed through the automatic sensor door on the first floor of the Evil Disaster Bureau, pressed the elevator upward button, and honestly waited for the elevator on the first floor.

The defensive enchantment stack (bed chuáng) frame house of the office building of the Evil Disaster Bureau, layer by layer, is a redundant defense system that does not seek merit but seeks no fault, and it will definitely make a big disturbance if it flies up directly, so it is safer to follow the normal procedure.

Liang De waited for a few minutes, the elevator door opened at an even speed, and a young man with a big head shrank in the elevator and did not dare to come out.

"Liang, Brother Liang......"

Liang De held the elevator door with one hand, shook his nose, and quickly frowned.

"Big head, haven't you quit smoking, why does (身shēn) smell of smoke again?"

Brother Liang stretched out his hand and took out a pack of high-end cigarettes from the pocket of the fifth outstanding young man of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau, smelled it, and stuffed it into his pocket.

"Why don't you have any willpower, and you're still an outstanding young man, can't you quit smoking, can you still be called an outstanding young man?

Big head, smoking is not a good thing, you have to be ashamed! ”

Liang De lit a large cigarette and put it in his mouth, and spat out a few smoke rings in the amber inner gas shield, with a tone of hatred that iron is not made of steel.

The outstanding young man Datou Biao (情qíng) was sluggish, and was suppressed by Mr. Liang's righteous and awe-inspiring posture and terrifying extraordinary power and potential, and he didn't speak for a long time.

"Forget it, quitting smoking is not a matter of one or two days (情qíng), let's come (日rì) for a long time.

Big head, who are the leaders in the bureau today? I have something to do (情qíng) to find a leader. ”

"Commissioner Liang, what's the matter with you?"

Liang De looked back, and a gentle woman stood behind him with a smile.