Yu Peihuan pursed her lips and smiled, as if she reached out very casually to straighten the collar of Liang De's coat.

"Zhixian used to be a very good magical girl, but she has been retired for a long time, and there is a certain gap in all aspects compared to the active staff.

If Commissioner Liang wants to find competent people to assist, we have many excellent cadres in the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau who can be selected. ”

She took a step back and put her four fingers together and scratched in front of the propaganda poster of the ten outstanding young people of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau.

"If Commissioner Liang's important work is really necessary, these nine senior cadres of the Evil Disaster Bureau can be dispatched at any time, and I will do a good job of coordination."

Liang De let out a "hmm", as if he was thinking seriously, and after a while, he said solemnly:

"Then Yu Bureau, are you free today, my important work has relatively high requirements for appearance, it is best for beautiful girls to go out with me to be foolproof, I think Yu Bureau you are very suitable."

Yu Peihuan and Li Zhixian looked at Liang De's simple Shiba Inu at the same time and smiled.

Big brother, don't be funny, you still need good looks for the jobs you can participate in?

Yu Peihuan folded his hands and said softly: "In normal times, I am happy to work with Commissioner Liang, and I can just learn advanced experience from the elites of the General Bureau, but recently Director Huang is not here, and I still have to preside over the daily work of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau, so ......

In fact, there are also many outstanding members of the active magical girl unit of our bureau, and I believe that they will definitely be able to meet the requirements of Commissioner Liang, why don't you go to my office to take a look at the information first? ”

It took Liang De a few hundred milliseconds to resist the temptation to read the information of the active magical girl, and he said with difficulty:

"Yu Bureau, in addition to appearance, this important job also requires the amount of alcohol, may I ask if there is anyone in the active magical girl who can drink more than Captain Li Zhixian?"

Yu Peihuan raised his voice slightly, and said: "Commissioner Liang, Captain Li Zhixian is an early retirement, and our Evil Disaster Bureau does not recommend rehiring this type of personnel in principle, this is the spirit of the General Administration's document, and the General Administration Bureau Zhang has made repeated orders on this point in several important meetings, and you should also ...... it."

Liang De lowered his head and interrupted Yu Peihuan's tirade with a loud noise from a soy milk straw.

"Yu Bureau, the General Administration also supports the temporary recruitment of supernumerary personnel with special skills to help complete the work, regardless of whether Captain Li Zhixian retired early or not, her appearance and alcohol consumption are here, especially the latter item, it can be said that she does not think twice in Xiangbei City.

If you have any objections, you can set up a table in the cafeteria and bring your senior senior operators out to compare.

Let me put it bluntly, I came to the bureau today mainly to register the identity of Captain Li Zhixian's special recruit, and restore her comprehensive law enforcement powers, including interrogation, search, on-site control, use of ordnance, and killing bandits. ”

"Okay." Yu Peihuan agreed with a smile.

Liang De didn't expect things to go so smoothly, and was about to say thank you in a fake way, but he heard Yu Peihuan say:

"Set up a table in the canteen at noon today, compare the amount of wine, and ask Commissioner Liang to guide on the spot."

I don't drink alcohol, what do I instruct, do you instruct you to raise whales with cephalosporin in your pockets at the bottom of the cup?

"Well...... this"

Liang De turned his head to ask Brother Xian's opinion, but he saw that she was calm and relaxed, her eyes were bright, and her body exuded a grandmaster like Yue Zhiyuan.

"What wine, eaux-de-vie?"

Yu Peihuan took out his mobile phone and sent a message, saying: "Rectified vodka hurts too much, they are all colleagues, there is no need to fight so hard, drink some golden wheat." ”

"Isn't Golden Wheat Wine banned in Xiangbei?"

"The smuggled goods seized last week have been reported to the General Administration, and we are allowed to dispose of them ourselves."

"Huanhuan, if there is such a thing in the future, you can actually come directly to me......"

Li Zhixian smiled and walked towards Yu Peihuan, was grabbed by Liang De, and asked in a low voice, "What is Golden Wheat Wine?" ”

"Grain distilled spirits, 95 proof, tastes okay."

"Ordinary medical alcohol is only 75 degrees!"

"No, I've drunk 95 degrees of alcohol." Li Zhixian questioned.

"That's for wiping UV lamps and lenses!"

And why do you just drink alcohol!

"You can't do it, there are at least nine people on the other side."

Li Zhixian laughed, took off the air captain's curly-brimmed hat on his head, and said:

"Don't tell me how many people there are, how good your body is, how good you drink, how profound your way is.

People don't quit the road, tigers don't quit the mountain, don't touch the wine if you're afraid, and continue to drink if you're not afraid.

Drinking, two words, one horizontal and one vertical, those who lose, go out horizontally, and those who stand are qualified to speak.

From the first time I drank until now, I've been talking standing up. ”

Li Zhixian's waist was straight, and he swept Yu Peihuan with his eyes.

"Let's go."

……

Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau small canteen box.

When Yu Peihuan led Li Zhixian and Liang De into the door, there were already nine men sitting at the round table.

There are many of the top ten outstanding young people.

Seeing the three people enter, the nine outstanding young men immediately stood up.

"Yu Ju, Sister Zhixian."

Li Zhixian lazily waved his hand to signal the nine outstanding young men to sit down, and walked to the nearest seat.

Dozens of crates of golden ale were piled up by the wall, along with a similar amount of wild liqueur and purified water.

3 ounces of 95% gin ale, 3 ounces of 35% wild liqueur, 5 ounces of purified water, 1/6 teaspoon of salt, this is the recipe for a glass of "Moment of Death".

Cocktails that get drunk often have a spooky name, such as: Zombie, Death in the Afternoon, Irish Car Bomb, Struggling Bastard, Dying Bastard, Dead Bastard, and so on.

These high-strength cocktails are usually ranked among the top 10 lost drinks along with the killer Long Island Iced Tea and Northern Lights, but the "moment of death" with gin as the main ingredient rarely appears on the list of lost drinks, probably because love is precious and life is more expensive.

This grain distilled spirit, which is second only to the "water of life", has long been banned in most areas, and Li Zhixian, who has not participated in the anti-smuggling mission for a long time after retiring, has not tasted the "moment of death" for several years.

Commissioner Liang, who was on the scene to guide him, got up and announced the rules, no extraordinary strength, no alcohol excreted from the body, no spilling wine, and whoever drinks more wins.

Li Zhixian drank a bottle of golden wheat to herself as Liang De spoke, she threw the empty bottle back, and stood firmly against the wall on the ground.

She picked up another bottle and cleaned it, and said to the nine outstanding young men with pale faces:

"If you drink your own drink, you probably won't have the courage to fight with me.

Come one by one, wheel war, whoever falls will be thrown out.

Whoever you have the biggest head, you come first. ”

The big-headed young man hugged his head and frowned sadly: "Sister Zhixian, you just shake me." ”

"Huh?"

Yu Peihuan gently looked at the big-headed young man, and his scalp was numb.

"Sister Peihuan, I'...... I did it. ”

The big head closed his eyes, dried a bottle of golden ale wine, covered his mouth vigorously and slipped under the table, and said inarticulately:

"The Nest Loses ......"

The other eight people did the same, and after blowing a bottle and covering their mouths, they fled, and only Yu Peihuan, Li Zhixian, and Liang De were left at the round table.

The wine was suffocating, Liang De wrinkled his nose and said to Yu Peihuan:

"Yu Bureau, the victory has been decided, let's go and register."

Yu Peihuan didn't speak, she picked up a bottle of golden ale wine and stood upside down on the table, waved off the bottom of the bottle, and drank not a drop of wine.

This gentle woman raised her eyebrows at Li Zhixian, and the meaning of provocation was not concealed.

The old couple, who had met again for the first time in several years, smiled at each other and held up a new bottle of wine.

Tons of tons of tons.