Chapter 54. Travelogues in Europe
After all the six Paynes came back, Jiaodu shook a few tickets in his hand and said: "Chief, welcome back, I have a few plane tickets here to go to Europe, should we go to Europe to have a fun, I have a treat, rest assured, this time the hotel is well managed, the traffic is well managed, and you will definitely not let you believe me on foot." ”
After the six Paynes heard the horns say this, they all took out the chakra black stick, and said very vigilantly to the horns as if they were facing a great enemy: "Tell me honestly, who are you, what happened to Beidou, and what is the purpose of you disguising yourself as Beidou to sneak into us, I advise you to explain honestly, otherwise it won't be like this if I make a move." ”
Jiaodu rolled his eyes helplessly and said: "So, why is each of you like this, after I told them this, I was unloaded and tied up with chakra silk thread, and then blown up by Deidara, and finally came down and was wrapped in paper by Xiao Nan into a mummy, if it wasn't for Feiduan stabbing my heart, I would still be alive, and I was still tied into a mummy at this time." ”
At this time, Nagato appeared among them and said: "I think I can understand their thoughts, after all, we have been together for so long, I have never seen you so generous, take out so many air tickets, even every time you invite a guest to dinner, it is just soy sauce and rice or bread, you suddenly take out so many air tickets, how can we believe you." ”
Jiaodu said with a dissatisfied face: "So in your eyes, I have always been a miser who is particularly picky, can't you occasionally buy a few air tickets and ask the whole organization to travel together, after all, you have helped me for so long, and I should repay it." ”
Nagato controlled the six Paynes and put away the black rods in his hand and said, "Everyone is a brother who has survived, what do you say in return?" But since you plan to invite us to travel, then naturally there is no problem, what flight, what warehouse, and then where is our destination, I just didn't hear clearly. ”
Jiaodu looked at him helplessly and said: "Don't be so shocked, you are selectively deaf, the place we are going to is Europe, the first stop is Paris, France, I even have a Schengen visa, and I have also got a Eurostar train ticket, you can rest assured, as for the hotel, it will not be too bad, after all, I have accumulated a lot of property in the past century." ”
At this time, the others also walked out from behind, and Deidara patted the scorpion on the shoulder and said: "I'll just say that the leader will have an idea with us, this time you lost the bet, remember that you still owe me ten dollars, ah, we are going to Europe, the last time we were just in a hurry, and after completing the mission, I ran back in a hurry, this trip can finally witness the art in Europe, I want to bomb the Louvre." ”
Nagato instantly walked behind Deidara, patted him on the shoulder very calmly, and said: "We are going out to play this time, not to terrorist attacks, we only declare war on the US government, if you want to bomb it, go to the White House or the Pentagon, don't bomb the Louvre, the whole of Europe placed in it, I don't know the artworks of hundreds of years, it's a pity to blow up, and you can appreciate their art with what you see." ”
Deidara thought for a while and said: "If this is the case, I will take a good look at their art with my eyes, the art that has been passed down for hundreds of years, it is spectacular to think about, by the way, all our travel expenses over there have been contracted, so that we can make waves." ”
The scorpion also muttered to himself: "Is it art that has been passed down for hundreds of years?" It's timeless art, and I think I can learn from what they are, and those things should be beautiful, and they won't look like aliens like Deidara's so-called instantaneous art. ”
And at this time, Deidara turned his head and asked: "Speaking of scorpions, this time I went to Europe, did you use your normal form or goblin form, I personally hope that you use your normal form, if it is a goblin form, we have to wait for you, it's quite troublesome, but it all depends on you, we will respect your choice." ”
The scorpion looked at Deidara quietly, popped up a lot of chakra lines in his hand, and said lightly: "Speak to me to pay attention, my name is Scarlet Amber, not a goblin, if I knew that you are calling my Scarlet Amber a goblin, I will definitely let you know the puppeteer's ability to control the puppet, but this time it's just a tour, I don't want to use Scarlet Amber, just go to the body." ”
And at this time, Deidara turned his head to the dried persimmon ghost shark again: "Speaking of the ghost shark brother, do you have any intention of using the transformation technique, I am not burying your appearance, but your fish-man face is too eye-catching, I don't know if I thought you were going to attack the tribe or the alliance, and I believe that your face is also filed with Interpol and S.H.I.E.L.D., I don't want to be followed by a lot of people as soon as I arrive in Europe, you must know that it is very troublesome to deal with those people." ”
The ghost shark stared at Deidara expressionlessly, put his hand on the shark's muscles, and seemed to draw a knife at any time: "Excuse me, why am I called a fish man, where do I look like a fish, don't I just sleepwalk a lot, now we basically stay in our own rooms, sleepwalking will not affect you." ”
Everyone looked at the ghost shark's finned face and full of fangs with expressionless faces, and at this time Deidara retorted: "It's best that you sleepwalk has no effect on us, the last time you got up to go to the toilet and opened the door, you were washed away by the water in the toilet, and it woke everyone up, don't you usually sleepwalk in your room?" Why do you suddenly want to go to the bathroom, and the last time you suddenly went crazy and made a burst of water to rush out, the load-bearing walls on your left and right sides collapsed, and the scorpions and ferrets had to change rooms and sleep again. ”
The ghost shark's eyes changed slightly, and then he said, "That's just a special case, and the special case doesn't mean that I will really affect your sleep." ”
And at this time, Nagato spoke: "Prepare a few thick ropes before you leave, in order to prevent ghost sharks, affect the fun of our travel, we have to tie up every time we sleep, I believe that the horns will definitely use the land to complain, give a few hundred tentacles in favor, otherwise the rail transit will destroy the hotel and ask for money will definitely make him vomit blood." ”