Chapter 20: Nonsense
It can be as little as three or two months, and it will not be more than a year. In short, I must get married before the Xuan Festival this year.
This is Scar's promise to the flower girl.
The flower girl was happy and annoyed. The happy thing is that after waiting for many years, there is finally a result, and the annoying thing is that it is already like this, and this ruthless person has to make her wait so long!
Scar was embarrassed to continue, he knew that if he had to do it, the flower girl would give it to him. But his scar is not this kind of person, the face of the old ancestor.
"Flowey, I'm sorry, I ...... I'm just a bastard. Scar couldn't help but slap himself.
"Don't!" Hua Niang stretched out her jade finger to press Scar's lips, and laughed softly, "Big brother, don't feel guilty, I'll wait for you!"
The feelings that have been stored for many years are now torn open by the scar, just like the flood that bursts the embankment, and it is out of control.
Scar didn't think anything of it before, but now, Hua Niang's every move is full of infinite emotion and temptation for him, making him can't help but want to hug her, hug her, kiss her, and love her.
He knew it was time for him to calm down.
"Wait!"
Hua Niang stopped him, picked up the bowl at the corner of the table, and put it in Scar's hand.
"What is this?"
Scar glanced at it, covered his face with his hands, and laughed dryly.
Hua Niang pursed her lips and smiled, "When I was collecting the bowl yesterday, I saw that your father and son were tinkering with this thing, I thought it might be useful, so I stayed." ”
It turned out that she had been here, but he didn't find out.
It turned out that it wasn't her who didn't know, but him.
Scar's heart was hot, he looked at Hua Niang's eyes, and said softly: "I think, two months may be too long." ”
Hua Niang comprehended, her little face turned red, she didn't dare to look directly at Scar's hot gaze, bit her lip, and said like a mosquito, "If you can't help it, ...... tonight"
......
I have to say that sometimes, spring heart is equivalent to an aphrodisiac.
Although there is only one ingredient, it is done in one go in the fiery, fierce, and god-like state of the scar.
The condition is also first-class.
The son is a genius and does things well, and now he has a second spring, and the scar is very proud.
With his hands behind his back, he hummed a little song and walked around.
Occasionally, I help Hua Niang, and then tease two boys, but I can't be idle anyway.
Seeing that there was still some time before noon, the happy Scar waved his hand and ate a big meal, the whole chicken feast, according to the specifications of the Xuanjie!
The two boys suddenly screamed, shouting to eat this and that, and the flower girl naturally responded.
Scar gave the order, and the whole family took action.
If there is anything missing, he will be responsible for Scar.
The two brothers carried a basin of water and wiped the dining table and stone bench over and over again.
In the kitchen, the flower girl is in charge. The knife is like a wheel, the sonorous sound is endless, the spoon is like a dance, and the taste is full of nose.
In the busyness, it was time to start the meal.
Adults serve the food, children wait.
The little guy Dao Ling excitedly circled around the stone table, looking at this, looking at that, and was so anxious that his saliva was about to flow. If it weren't for Scar, I'm afraid he would have to catch it.
"Sit down! If you don't sit down, you won't eat!"
Scar knocked on the table, and the two boys immediately sat upright.
Hua Niang smiled, looked at Scar and said, "Do you want to say a few more words?"
"Say, you have to say!" Seeing the two sons swallowing their saliva, Scar desperately held back a smile, pretended to be serious, stood up, and cleared his throat, "Uh-huh......"
"Let's eat!"
“......”
"Haha, what are you doing stupidly? Let's eat, little ones!"
Do not say?
Only then did the two boys react, snatching chopsticks like raindrops, stuffing their mouths three or five times, and making a pig cry.
Shame on you! I can't bear to look at it!
Scar smiled, knocked on the bowl, and said, "Is our family so poor?
"Besides, no one is robbing you, pay attention to whether the image is good!"
"Brother Scar......" Hua Niang spoke.
"What's wrong?" Scar immediately smiled.
"You have vegetables on your teeth......"
“......”
Scar hurriedly got rid of the disgraceful vegetable leaves, and the old face turned into a pork liver color, "That...... Anyway, pay attention, sleep without food or ......"
"Leave some for Lao Tzu! Ling'er, it's too much! Just a few fruits, or I snatched them from Qingtian's house......"
The blade spirit glanced at him disdainfully, and slowly shoved the last fruit into his mouth.
"Good!"
Scar nodded, "Grab it, right? I don't think you can rob me!"
For a while, the wind surged, the dining table turned into a battlefield, the hands came and went, and the knife spirit was killed by the scar and retreated.
A big bowl was piled up in front of Dao Cheng, and so did Hua Niang and Scar, which was the result of Scar.
The little guy Dao Ling looked at the emptiness in front of him, and he couldn't be stubborn anymore, so he cried suddenly.
"Do you still grab it? this is the end!" Scar snorted, "if you ...... Oops!"
A familiar attack suddenly came from his waist, and Scar squeezed his eyebrows in pain, "Huahua, you ......"
Hua Niang glared at him, pushed her bowl in front of the knife spirit, and whispered comfort.
After a while, the little guy stopped crying, nodded, gulped down the food in the flower girl's bowl, and glanced at Scar again.
"Heh! Dare to provoke!"
Scar's eyes glared, Hua Niang stomped her foot, and the former sat down.
Hua Niang got up, picked up a few empty plates, and said with a smile: "Wait a minute, you guys, I'll go to the dinner!"
"I'll help you!" Scar also quickly got up and said courteously, "Hot! I'll serve it!"
Hua Niang hesitated, and said with a smile, "Then it's troublesome for Lord Scar." ”
Entering the kitchen, Hua Niang put down the dishes and said, "Brother Scar, what's wrong with you today?"
"Huh?" Scar was a little confused, "what's wrong?"
"You, what were you arguing with Ling'er just now?" Hua Niang poked his forehead and said with a roll of her eyes, "How old are you!"
"No......" Scar was a little crying and laughing, "I'm not arguing with him, I'm educating him with facts." ”
"It's all your own family, what are you robbing?"
"If you don't grab it, you can honestly eat a lot, and if you rob it, you may not be able to eat it. ”
"I want him to understand the truth of humility!"
"Really?" Hua Niang blinked and smiled, "According to you, I have ruined your good deeds?"
"Ahem, it's okay, it's okay, it's not bad, one of us is a loving mother and the other is a strict father, which just complements each other. Scar stroked his palm and smiled.
"Clever words!" a strict father and mother, Hua Niang smiled and quipped, "I found that you have really changed." ”
"Where has changed?" said Scar, cheekily, "handsome?"
"Go, it's not serious!" Hua Niang glanced at him and said, "If it was before, you would definitely murder me, say how a loving mother is a failure, I spoil your children." ”
"Huh!" Scar said in a lengthened voice, pretending to be serious, "What are you talking about!
"Why is it different?" asked the flower girl with a smile.
Scar blushed rarely, touched his nose, lowered his head like a little daughter-in-law and said, "In the past, you were a child, and today you are my mother-in-law." ”
......
"Dragon soup is here!"
Hua Niang shouted, and the two boys stood up with the spoon, their eyes not taking a step off the soup urn in Scar's hand.
Scar put down the soup urn, pressed the lid with his hand, glanced at the knife into the knife spirit, and said, "Say it first, no one is allowed to grab it!"
Dao Cheng nodded again and again, and the Dao Spirit snorted coldly, and under Scar's constant gaze, Fang lightly nodded his head.
"Hey~" Seeing that the atmosphere was wrong, Hua Niang couldn't stand it. She was busy playing the round, glaring at Scar.
"Alright, alright, daddy, let's get it up!"
Thinking of Hua Niang's warning in the kitchen, Scar couldn't help but sigh secretly.
"This tough boy!"
Weng Gai opened, and the fragrance that had been brewing for a long time gushed out at once, stimulating several people's mouths.
Scar held the spoon and served each person a bowl of chicken broth.
Dao Ling looked at his brother's bowl and shouted, "I'm going to eat chicken thighs too." ”
Amazingly, the three of them all had soup with some minced meat, but the knife was a complete chicken thigh.
"Then I'll change my brother and I. Dao Cheng saw that he was different, and quickly stood up and pushed his soup to the opposite side.
Scar frowned on the side and tapped the bowl with chopsticks, "Sit down!
"It's okay, I'm ......"
"Sit down!"
Although Scar is not serious sometimes, he is really serious, and he is still very majestic, and Daocheng lowered his head and chose to be obedient.
It was supposed to be a good meal, but I was reprimanded by Scar like this, and I was suddenly embarrassed. Hua Niang shook her head helplessly and gently patted Dao Ling's back.
Dao Ling's heart was sour, he grabbed the corner of Hua Niang's clothes, and cried.
"What are you crying about, don't you get annoyed!" Scar slapped the table in anger. Crying and crying at every turn, is there a little bit of manhood! Still not a domineering descendant!
"Okay, okay, it's hard to have a meal together, why are you still so angry. Hua Niang also frowned.
Angry, he can't help but listen to Hua Niang's words. Scar also had a little headache, so he had to stand up and bite the bullet, "Well, it's Daddy." ”
He picked up the head of the chicken and put it in the knife spirit bowl, "This is for you to eat." Let's do it!"
Looking at Scar's 'you took a big advantage' look, Hua Niang couldn't wait to smash the bowl on this wooden face.
"My good big brother, do you have a brain!"
Dao Ling was stunned, and looked at Hua Niang in confusion, he now seriously doubted whether he had picked it up.
"Ling'er ......" Hua Niang didn't know what to say, so she had to put her arms around his shoulders and comfort, and gave Scar a wild look.
"You stupid, give the chicken leg to Ling'er. ”
Scar saw her looking at the chicken leg for a while, and then at him, confused for a moment, and suddenly realized.
Grab the chicken leg and stuff it into your mouth.
"Hurry up, finish eating, your brother will be fine if he can't see the chicken legs." ”
While attaching to Dao Cheng's ear and 'pointing', he picked up another chicken leg and stuffed it into Dao Cheng's mouth.
"Woo~"
The knife was stuffed into his mouth, and he whined urgently, stupid daddy, you misunderstood.
When the knife spirit saw it, he was dumbfounded, both chicken legs were in his brother's mouth, and he cried again.
"Are you stupid?" Hua Niang was also a little angry, now the chicken legs are in Daocheng's mouth, she just wants to give the knife spirit, but it is gone, she has to clip a chicken wing and put it in the bowl of the knife spirit.
"Ling'er is good, Ling'er doesn't cry, let's eat chicken wings. ”
"I won't eat!" the little guy yelled, pulling the bowl off the table.
Hua Niang subconsciously went to pick it up, but she didn't receive it, but splashed the soup.
Bang~
The bowl fell to the ground and shattered.
"It's okay, it's okay," Hua Niang's heart was sour, and she said casually, "Broken peace, broken peace." ”
Scar saw that the circles in the eyes of the flower girl were red, and suddenly the anger surged.
"Apologize to your mother!"
"I don't! she's not my mother!" the blade spirit roared.
Isn't it his mother? Hua Niang's body trembled, so soft that she was in her seat, and tears flowed out.
"Little brute!" Scar shouted angrily, stood up, pointed to the knife spirit's nose and said word by word, "I'll give you another chance to apologize to your mother!"
"I don't want to beat me again, you hit me, you beat me last time, you hit me again!" the knife spirit cried at Scar as he broke free from the pull of the knife.
Seeing that the scar was indifferent, the knife spirit that fell into the tip of the horns was even more vicious, "You don't let me eat, I eat it!" said that, he was about to grab something on the table.
"Smack!"
A red mark quickly climbed onto the back of the sword spirit's hand. Scar's face was expressionless, he dropped the chopsticks in his hand and quietly put his hand behind his back. Dao Cheng clearly saw that the hand was trembling constantly.
"Daddy......"
Scar shook his head and motioned for Blade to stop talking.
The sword spirit's eyes widened, as if he was a little frightened, a little confused, and more stubborn, and these emotions swirled with tears, and finally turned into resentment and flowed out together.
He glared stubbornly at Scar, tears streaming freely, spat out a word of resentment, turned and rushed out of the house.
"Bastard!" Scar roared, about to catch up, but was caught in the thigh by Knife.
Hua Niang had tears on her face, and said weakly: "Okay, don't make trouble." ”
"Who's making trouble! It's not this bear kid, it's not obedient at all! You know it's nonsense!" Scar was still angry.
"Is he messing around, or are you messing around! He's just a child, a kid who wants to get his father's attention!" Hua Niang hid her face and left, leaving only the father and son.
Scar gasped for breath, and Sagi hugged his father's arm tightly. Suddenly, Scar's bulging chest calmed.
Dao Cheng looked up, and a stream of turbid tears slid down the terrifying scar of Scar.
Dao Cheng's heart suddenly suffocated, and the uncontrollable sadness came to him, and tears poured out uncontrollably. In his ears, the words he said when he left still echoed.
"You're not my daddy. ”