Chapter 29 The auspicious day of the zodiac, Zhang Wei unveiled

Bing He glanced inside and found that the people in the love apartment were there.

"Hello, my name is Murong Miracle!" Bing He smiled and said politely.

When he laughed, Hu Yifei and Chen Meijia's hearts exploded instantly.

"So handsome!"

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Bing He with hostility, wanting to see what this little white face wanted to do.

"Hello, my dad should have said that I was here to collect rent for him" Binghe looked at them with a smile.

Hu Yifei reacted and kept hearing from the old landlord that he had a talented son who wanted to collect rent for him.

"Oh oh oh!" This is this month's rent.

"Quest Completion Unlimited Black Card for Distribution"

"By the way, handsome guy, do you want to attend my unveiling ceremony, it's just an auspicious time." Zhang Wei glanced at the mobile phone software and said.

"Yes, but I've heard of noon slashing, is this an auspicious time?" Bing He glanced at the time

"Hahaha Zhang Wei, others feel that you are not an auspicious time," Lu Ziqiao mocked.

Zhang Wei grinned, raised his mobile phone lightly, shook it in front of everyone's eyes, and said seriously:

"I have a super perpetual calendar app on my phone, which can take into account the speed of global warming, changes in the earth's magnetic field, the NASDAQ index, the price of crude oil futures and gold, as well as the price trend of PM2.5 and pork!

Find out which day of the year is best to open!

The best time for me to open this year is noon today! Twelve thirteen! ”

Then, everyone looked at Zhang Wei's mobile phone, and it was clearly written from 12:13 to 20:00, which was nearly eight hours.

"What kind of program is this, I'll go to the next one too!"

Chen Meijia was bored and immediately said:

"What kind of program is this, I'll go to the next one too, it looks amazing!"

"Big calculation?!"

Ziqiao was stunned when he heard this.

"What? Garlic, Zhang Wei, your taste is really strong. ”

Zhang Wei secretly despised it, it's terrible to be uneducated, you must attack your friends with good intentions, Zhengse said:

"Huge big, abacus calculation! Ziqiao, let you read more books on weekdays, why don't you listen to it, in the future, your child will go to primary school, let you tutor, will you do primary school homework problems? ”

"I can also tutor, by the way, you can call me a miracle." Bing He looked at them.

Hu Yifei suddenly thought of the name Miracle, and suddenly thought of a person: "You can't be the novelist Murong Miracle who is called the master of criminal psychology!" ”

"If there was no one else, I would be!" Bing He smiled and looked at them as if it were a trivial matter.

Hu Yifei hurriedly took out the book "Ten Deadly Sins" and asked for a miracle signature, "Teacher Miracle, I like the novel you wrote very much, can you sign it for me!" ”

Everyone also hurriedly asked for autographs, "Zhang Wei, your auspicious time will arrive soon" Bing He said after signing.

As a beautiful man who is not only handsome, but also observant, at this time, let's get down to business.

Sure enough, when Zhang Wei heard this, he immediately became energetic, regained his smile, dragged the cardboard box next to him, and took out a piece wrapped in red ribbon that looked a bit like a plaque and hung it on his chest.

I ran to the next room and brought two flower baskets, and they were still in shape.

There were two red slips of paper on the flower basket, one of which read, "The future is bright and the business is great." "The day is going to make money, and I am in a trance."

Bing and the others, all sat on the sofa, gave enough face, and waited for Zhang Wei's unveiling ceremony.

"Trance?"

Chen Meijia read the words on it again, and always felt that something was wrong.

"Zhang Wei, it should be booming."

Ziqiao pinched his chin, looked like Sherlock Holmes possessed, and said:

"Could it be that this is your bargain for nine dollars and nine free shipping?"

Zhang Wei was stunned, amazing, this has been discovered.

At this time, Bing He spoke:

"Viagra, you made a profit, Pinxi didn't even give you a palm-sized mini version of the express, such a big two flower baskets, sold in the second-hand market, at least worth a ...... Belch...... Thirty-nine nine, it should be about the same. ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, his eyes suddenly brightened, and he was hairy!

Zhang Wei was happy, but suddenly felt that something was wrong, what were he doing, when the unveiling ceremony of the studio was still in progress!

"Ahem, am I a greedy person? I'm just for nine dollars and nine free shipping, and there is no traffic for the merchants to dedicate a modest effort.

So ah, don't bother with those details, now I'm officially announcing!

The unveiling ceremony of the signboard of Zhang Weiwei's studio has officially begun! There should be applause here! ”

Zhang Wei shook the bow tie on the collar around his neck and smiled.

Bang Bang Bang ......

Applause rang out.

"Wait! Zhang Wei, you are going to open the studio to Guan Gu's studio, you are not afraid that Guan Gu will commit suicide! ”

Chen Meijia also made a gesture of stabbing herself in the stomach, painting and coloring.

Zhang Wei waved his hand indifferently and said:

"Anyway, Guan Gu has gone to his own country, and he is empty, so I call it helping others, making reasonable use of the idle empty rooms, and contributing my modest efforts to build a warm and harmonious society."

"Where's the face?"

Ziqiao was really speechless, and in the face of people who were brazen to this realm, he would not evaluate.

"The face is not worth much, and you have to pay rent for renting an office building, hehe, I said it, don't care about these details.

Moreover, every time I negotiated the price with the property, and every time I only talked about one-tenth of the rent, they ignored me, which was too insincere.

Working in that environment affects my thinking.

Lawyer! It was a rigorous and sacred job, and in order to be responsible for each of my clients, I decided to live in Sekiya's studio.

He would be honored that the future Star of Law would be able to use Sekigu's room. ”

Zhang Wei talked cheekily,

"It's not important, it's all in the details!

Then came the most exciting moment, the unveiling of the signboard! ”

While speaking, Zhang Wei looked down at the signboard wrapped in a red ribbon hanging around his neck, and his heart was surging, his career began at this moment!

Bing He looked at this scene, this Comrade Viagra is really a genius, just the thickness of this cheek, it definitely reaches the thickness of the city wall, admire, admire.

It's just that he has just entered this collective, and he is not suitable to make profound remarks, and he has become an internal injury to Zhang Wei, so he is guilty, just take a look.

However, accidents always happen inadvertently, as if there are two invisible big hands in the dark, just to interrupt the brazenness of this goods.

Chen Meijia's mobile phone rang, and she picked it up casually and looked at it, she was shocked on the spot.

"Exciting news, everyone, come and see, Yoyo starred in the milk advertisement of the plaster country!"

Bing He looked over, and Chen Meijia's mobile phone screen appeared on the screen of three puppets with square heads and square brains, and the black and white patterns were full of artistic beauty, dancing on a green grass.

"What's that, Sister Meijia, which of these is what you said about Yoyo?"

Bing He asked deliberately.

In fact, it's not intentional, although he has seen the four seasons before the love apartment, but the three cow puppets dressed exactly the same, even their faces are covered, and they all look chubby, and they only see the ghost when they recognize it.

"That's a problem!"

The crowd fell into deep thought.

At this moment, a ragdoll cow on the screen suddenly made a terrifying and difficult move, a continuous backflip.

Chen Meijia pinched her chin and said with a look of seeing through the truth:

"Now, I know who Yoyo is!"

Hu Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Ziqiao nodded approvingly, it is estimated that the only person who can make such an abnormal move is Tang Youyou!

"The one who backflips is what you call Yoyo?"

Bing He asked.

"Yes, it's her, it's her, it can't be wrong! Tang Yoyo! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, and said with admiration:

"Yoyo can only play corpses in China, but I didn't expect to be able to play live cattle in my country, which is amazing, which makes me deeply realize one thing, that is, the tree is dead, and the person is alive!

I will definitely be able to struggle for a brilliant future in Alxa!

Wife, am I right? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei with affection.

Hu Yifei raised his small fist and encouraged:

"Even Yoyo can turn from a corpse into a live cow, husband, I'm sure you can!"

"Thank you, wife, I am full of strength for your encouragement."

The belief in Zeng Xiaoxian's heart suddenly became firm.

At this moment, Bing He couldn't stand the sourness of these two people, so he looked at Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei's face was innocent, his face was full of heart congestion, and he said that the unveiling ceremony was good, why was it diverted again, the auspicious day of the zodiac, the auspicious time.

"Viagra, although I don't know Tang Youyou, but being able to turn from a corpse into a live cow is a qualitative change, and the next thing 3602 will witness is your miracle!"

Bing He encouraged.

"Good brother!"

Zhang Wei's heart was moved, although the new friend had only known each other for less than half an hour, but at this moment, he felt that a miracle was the best for him.