When I woke up Chapter 165 Squatting in the corner
"Uh...... What's this...... No brains, no brains, it's a fork! It's a fork! Qianshan smiled "remedy", "yes...... Children! Not a child, it's a friend! Hahaha......"
"Ahem! What's that, we do this...... Not very old...... That is, about adulthood, not very big, but definitely older than you, calling you a child is not a light treat you. ”
Qianshan shook his head again, talking serious nonsense.
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Xiaocao to say anything, he dragged the overlord all the way away, and waved his hand to Xiaocao to say goodbye.
Seeing this, Xiaocao didn't say anything more, so she had to wave her hand helplessly.
Turning a corner, Qianshan hooked his shoulders and carried the overlord on his back, and said with a smile: "This little grass is definitely not ordinary." Either a talented player, or an extremely high RP. ”
"Oh? How so? The Overlord asked, puzzled.
Qianshan stretched out an index finger, turned it around in front of his eyes, and explained, "Do you see his outfit?" ”
"See, what's wrong?" Overlord asked suspiciously.
Qianshan sighed, and seemed to hate iron and steel: "Look at what you're wearing?" ”
"Uh...... A newbie outfit...... What's wrong? Aren't you too? The overlord was puzzled.
"Still don't get it?"
Seeing this, Qianshan couldn't help but sigh and sigh: "Big bear, you are really good, you ...... It's a shame that I've been calling you 'Boss' in the game! ”
When the overlord heard this, he gave Qianshan a slap: "What are you talking about!" Speak up! Grinding and chirping, twisting and turning! Can't you be more direct if you have something to say? ”
Qianshan rubbed his back with the back of his hand, looking so painful, as if he was helpless: "Okay, I'll just say it directly; I think...... You're so stupid......"
After saying that, Qianshan laughed and ran away.
"Bang!"
"Eh!"
Qianshan turned to look at Wei Xiongmou beside him, speechless.
Wei Xiongmou smiled: "You kid, can you run the monk or the temple?" ”
It turned out that Wei Xiongmou saw that Qianshan turned his head and ran away in the game, and did not cooperate to chase and fight with Qianshan in the game, but quietly got off the machine and ran to Qianshan's side in reality.
"Puff" gave Qianshan a hard blow.
Wei Xiongmou snickered in reality, and Qianshan was still bored in the game at first.
In the game, it seems that Qianshan almost fell on the ground!
It's ridiculous.
provoked Wei Xiongmou to laugh for a while: "Hahahahahaha...... Make your kid arrogant! ”
Qianshan touched the place where he was photographed, and felt aggrieved: "But...... You're stupid! ”
While rubbing the beaten place, Qianshan continued to "quibble" unyieldingly: "I've hinted so obviously, you still don't understand, aren't you too stupid?" ”
"Hey! I said that you kid don't remember to eat or fight!? Wei Xiongmou saw that he had just finished "teaching" Qianshan, and he still had a long memory, and he opened his mouth to continue to damage himself, and he couldn't help but want to give him another time.
Seeing this, Qianshan hurriedly stretched out his hand to block the middle between the two, and hurriedly said, "You hurry up and get on the game!" If you don't play the game again, I'll dump you! I'll explain it to you in the game."
Wei Xiongmou looked sideways, and sure enough, while this kid was talking to himself, he didn't stop at all, he was still walking, and he was about to come to a corner corner again, and he couldn't see the overlord immediately.
"That's fine! Hurry up and explain it to me, or I'll come down and whip you. Wei Xiong left the Thousand Mountains and returned to his equipment.
Qianshan was in the game, manipulating the game character, leaning against the wall, waiting for the arrival of the overlord, and while waiting, he explained to the overlord: "Why do I say that he is either talented or has an extremely high RP?" It's his costume! We are now, all the novice outfits in the novice village are the same, including the boss who won the title, you are just a novice outfit, and he is already wearing homemade armor, now, you still don't understand? ”
"Homemade armor?" The overlord avoided the important and did not say anything else, and then asked the last question, which was a little confusing.
Qianshan didn't care either, and didn't hold on to the overlord's "IQ problem", but continued to explain: "Yes, the black dress he was wearing should have burst out of nowhere, and his hem skirt was obviously made by tearing half of the novice's top." ”
"Oh? Can it still be like this? When the overlord heard this, he was taken aback.
Qianshan shrugged his shoulders and raised his chin towards the clothes on the overlord's body, "You can try it now." ”
"Hmm...... Forget it......"
Seeing that the overlord seemed to have really seriously considered it, Qianshan was a little surprised: "You really have this plan?" So why did you give up again? ”
The overlord nodded matter-of-fact and said, "Now I don't have a change of clothes, and I've given my novice outfit all the way, so don't I want to run naked?" ”
Looking at the serious look of the overlord, Qianshan couldn't help but hold his stomach and laughed: "Hahahahaha...... Top dog! You're my boss! Eh! Eh, I'll go! You want to kill me with laughter to avenge me! Hahaha......"
Seeing Qianshan like this, the overlord also smiled, he did it on purpose, and now it seems that the effect is very good and successful.
The overlord smiled with satisfaction, the clown always treats others as clowns to make some clown behaviors to make people laugh, and then when he sees others laughing, he laughs himself.
So, the overlord smiled.
The two talked about Xiaocao, and continued to hurry together, they were going to find the acting village chief and his gang to discuss how to get their rewards.
"Bang-"
"Oops!"
As soon as they turned the corner, the two didn't know what they had bumped into, and the two covered the place where they were hit, and heard a cry of pain from the other side.
This is...... The voice of the acting village chief?
Qianshan and Overlord didn't actually hurt the two of them due to equipment problems, but judging from the sturdy sound and touch just now and the sound on the other side, it is estimated that the other side hurt a lot.
"Ahem...... What's going on? Qianshan pretended to be stupid and asked, "Oops! Isn't this Mr. Li? Why are you here? ”
As he spoke, Qianshan hurriedly stepped forward and helped the old man up.
Qianshan thought to himself: I am also the one who helped the old man.
The old man who acted as the village chief stood up tremblingly, holding on to his crutches and his waist at the same time: "Eh~eh~cough...... I'm fine...... I'm fine......"
"Why are you here?" Qianshan asked curiously, "I thought you would be waiting for us at the village chief's office." ”
"Ahem...... Isn't it in a hurry, I want to know how the situation is for the first time......"
Before the old man of the acting village chief could speak, another voice came: "Not only Old Man Li, but we are basically all here!" ”
Qianshan looked up and saw that most of the people he had seen in the village chief's office before were here.
Some of them had some embarrassed expressions, some of them looked as usual, and some of them looked indifferent and hilarious.
"Aren't we relieved!? So I followed behind at the beginning, and when I saw that Old Man Li and those outsiders seemed to be arguing, I was really worried, and I almost rushed over! ”
Uncle Xu exhaled, and then said, "Fortunately, I was relieved to see you come forward and resolve the matter satisfactorily." ”
Qianshan was about to nod, but he heard a slightly shrill and gentle voice: "Don't say it, if it weren't for a few of us to stop you, you would have rushed out a long time ago, your brain is not good, you are stupid and have a lot of strength, you have no brain!" ”
"You! You, you, you! When Uncle Xu heard this, he especially said this to himself in front of outsiders, so how could he stand it, even if he was angry, he pointed at the person and pointed, wanting to say something or move something.
But fortunately, knowing that there were outsiders, he held back, soothed himself a few times, and turned his head to stop looking at the person: "Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮!" You're lucky, if it weren't for so many people, you would have to look good! ”
"I'm already good-looking! Thank you, don't bother to worry! The man immediately sneered.
Qianshan couldn't help but look over, only to see a woman, arguing with Uncle Xu Wenqiang and Uncle Xu in a voice that she usually feels harsh, but she doesn't feel harsh, and even seems to have a little beautiful voice.
The woman...... The eyebrows are a bit thick, but a little light.
The woman...... The mouth is not big, but it is definitely not small.
That woman is definitely not a person with long hair and short knowledge, because her hair is really not long.
This woman's eyes seemed to be big and small, sometimes wide open, sometimes like small eyes.
This woman, oh my God...... This, this, this......
This woman, she's like a magical NPC who has escaped the inferior client, but is not as good as the super careless mold female NPC in the super inferior game of the browser game!
It's kind of interesting...... It's just a collection of the "strengths" of each family!
Qianshan nodded, his face returning to normal.
Qianshan coughed lightly twice, sorted out his emotions, and put on an extremely friendly smile: "Everyone, whether you are here, whether you are here, you have all seen it, our horse, it is definitely a perfect solution!" ”
"Ahem! Indeed, it was indeed well resolved, and I panicked when I saw that someone actually refused the reward! The acting village chief, the old man, also said with a smile at this time.
"I didn't know they were here, though, and as soon as I turned the corner, I saw a bunch of them here and barely bumping into each other."
The acting village chief shook his head with a smile and said, "But I didn't expect that I still didn't escape this catastrophe." ”
"Whew! It's all my fault, it's all my fault! Qianshan stroked his short hair with a smile, "It's because I'm in a hurry, and I don't look at the road ahead." ”
A few people smiled and were polite, and Qianshan coughed twice at the right time, ready to lead things back to the right path: "What, is it convenient for a few people?" What's next? ”
"Uh...... The village has always been busy, but it's usually not a big deal, and it can be a little later. Uncle Xu said bluntly.
"Oh, that's right...... So, can we go back to that first...... It's the place where the village chief usually works......" Qianshan saw the many players slowly gathering around nearby, "I have something I want to discuss with you......"
[These players' noses, eyes, and ears are too smart, aren't they......] Qianshan looked around.
"I guess it's a little inconvenient here...... "Chiyama gestured not far away.
Many villagers didn't care: "Whew! All right! We're not pretentious people, just say it here! ”
[Huh? Hmmmmmmm It's like I'm a hypocritical person......] Qianshan rubbed his head with both hands, [I don't know what to say about it......]
Fortunately, there is an old man Li, who is a scholar and knows some etiquette, so he is also a person or something.
Well, a place really can't be without at least one such person!
Grandpa Li immediately came to solve the siege: "Hey, hey! You say you! Why are you so ignorant! This lord asks to go, you guys, no, let's go! What are you doing with so much nonsense! ”