Bring the wine! Oh, by the way, monks don't drink...... Forget it, you can't pass this post without a bowl?

Tang San took three steps back, ready to run.

Ay? Wait a minute, it doesn't seem like a lot of distance. Step back a bit...... Retreat again...... Before I knew it, I had already retreated a few dozen meters.

The weirdos in front erupted in boos: "Unseeded, want to slip!"

Slide?

Hehe, he Tang San can slip away if he wants, who can stop him! But the monsters still underestimated him too much—he was just trying to give the iron donkey a good run......

"Rush!"

With a loud roar, Tang San, like a man like the wind, rode an electric donkey at full speed, rushed down the cliff without hesitation, and disappeared.

This is the last stubbornness of a pure man.

Then, people were surprised to find that the electric car was lying on the edge of the cliff, and only Tang San jumped off the cliff by himself.

This is another pure man's last tenderness.

……

After a short period of stunnedness, the strange people lying on the edge of the cliff erupted in unprecedented ecstasy.

Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely ecstasy!

Whahaha

This kind of ecstasy is mixed with the joy of the rest of his life after the sacrifice of 9,900 brothers and the great sense of accomplishment after killing a strong enemy with his intelligence for the first time in his life, that is, the ultimate ecstasy!

This TM is so cool!

"Aren't you a single ko14901 weirdo?"

"Why aren't you awesome?"

"Aren't you killing people with your eyes?"

"Aren't you an S-class hero, aren't you pretending to be forced?"

"You're not a bald, what else can you be?"

The strange people were frantically provoking at the bottom of the cliff, and the boos, laughter, and shouts resounded through the valley, long since the embarrassment they had had been when they were wiped out by Tang San's eyes.

It's a pity, Tang San can't even shout a word of refutation now.

Still angry! The crippled monster dragged his broken leg to the edge of the cliff, and began to urinate below, shouting hysterically -

"Come on, come on, come up and beat Lao Tzu? What is the smell of Lao Tzu's urine compared to the dead bald donkey and stinky one? Yes? How's that???"

The weirdos laughed, and the scene was a sea of joy.

In this way, the task of the strange people is over, as long as the bald corpse is picked up, the New Year can be celebrated in advance, and meat and soup can be eaten.

Uh-huh~~~~ I drool just thinking about it~ hey, hey, hey.

"How? How?? As...... Oh, I'll go ......" The strange man with the broken leg fell off the cliff.

The weirdos were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter: "What is this comparison, I'm too happy, hahahahehe!" Laughing to death!"

"Laugh? Does the poor monk allow you to laugh?"

The scene of 97 strange people is like ashes, this voice, Mo ...... Isn't it a bald man who jumped off a cliff and died?

How can it be! Don't see anyone?

Ghost? Auditory hallucinations?

It's impossible, it's 9012, who still believes in ghosts?

In the end, the headless monster had the guts, took a step forward and looked at the bottom of the cliff, and then smiled.

"A false alarm, no hindrance, it is estimated that it is the last cry before death."

The scene returned to its previous joyful atmosphere.

The headless monster looked back at the cliff and sneered: "Bald girl, are you satisfied with the dead end that Lao Tzu brought you?"

"Very satisfied!"

"Oops, hold the grass—" The headless monster also fell.

"Hold the grass!"

"Hold the grass!"

"Hold the grass!"

97 weirdos were scared half to death on the spot, and the laughter just now froze on their faces like mud, one second for the New Year, and the next second for hell, wtf??!!

One fell down was an accident, and what happened if another fell down? It's all over?

The strange people were dumbfounded, their brain circuits were about to burst into flames, and they couldn't understand the scene in front of them, which was beyond the cognition of the earthlings at all!

Don't blame them.

Tang San struggled to climb on the cliff, and under his feet was the abyss, at such a moment when his fate was hanging by a thread, the two fools on his head actually dared to make fun of him rudely, and he had to drag it down.

Suddenly, the rock in his hand shattered with a click, and Tang San immediately fell down-

Fortunately, he grabbed it with his other hand, but it could only barely hang for a while, and the stone was about to shatter.

I can't help it, I pretend to be better, and I have to swallow it with tears.

"Whahaha

"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

The strange people on the top of the cliff laughed wildly, it turned out that this bald head didn't fall down at all, and climbed on this cliff wall and pretended to be a ghost?

Tears of laughter are about to come out!

"Come on, come on, look at the decay of the bald girl. Tut-tut, can't you hang up? ”

"Bald girl, I bet you can hold on for a hundred years, right, hang up, Uncle Ben is ready to pee."

"Hey~ It's not good to urinate and urine, the little brother has soaked aged green manure just right for bald girls, come on, come on, while it's hot~"

The scene was another sea of joy.

Tang San was about to fall, these Han Han were still sneering on it, it was simply inhumane!

"Splash the monster, dare to make trouble and blame the poor monk for turning his face!"

"Hold the grass, I'm so afraid of yelling~" The strange man was angry from his heart, "Bald donkey! You've killed 9,000 of our brothers, it's time for you to pay for your lives - brothers, come on!"

97 weirdos responded at the same time, brushing and untying their trouser belts.

What is this trying to do? Tang San wondered, could it be that there was some secret weapon hidden in their clothes?

I've never seen a weapon hidden in my pants in half my life.

Tang San closed his eyes and chanted frantically: "Amitabha Buddha is good, Amitabha Buddha is good, Amitabha Buddha is good, ......"

"Hahahahaha, look at what you like, eat pee~"

It turns out that the secret weapon is this! It's shameless!

Seeing that the strange people were preparing to urinate towards him, Tang San opened his eyes abruptly and shouted, "What a good one!" I can't take it anymore. ”

If you can't bear it, you don't need to endure it anymore!!

The fingers sank into the stone wall, and with a single stroke, they climbed up the rock like a gecko, and their eyes burned like fire aggressively.

The weirdos gasped 97 times, but an uncontrollable rage ensued—

They're weirdos that terrify humanity!

It's a weirdo! A weirdo who feeds on humans, and is scared off by a human who falls off a cliff - this TM will not be a weird for the next ten lifetimes.

"Damn, when are we scared?" The weirdos pulled out their weapons and got on.

Hehe. Tang San was fearless, one punch Tang San practiced in vain? Grab the opponent's weapon and drag it off the cliff.

"Ah.................................... pia。 ”

So what? The strange people swarmed up, even if the one in front fell off the cliff, and the one behind surged up, just by relying on the number and size, Tang San could be smashed down.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 - go down to me! All down!

But the front ones fell, and the back ones kept pouring up!

That's a lot! The rest of the weirdos squeezed in at the same time! Weapons continued to fall from the top of his head, and eighty or ninety weapons stabbed down on Tang San's bald head one by one, there was no way to avoid it!

only hated him Tang San hung on the stone wall, and it was difficult to defeat 180 punches with one hand, and the disadvantage of the terrain made him a living target-

If you dodge, you will fall off the cliff, and if you fight, you will find your own death-

Tang San, how to survive?

Bite! At the critical moment, the 1000-watt bald head lit up, and Tang San's IQ was finally online!