Chapter VI. Men promise
6:30 a.m.
The third alarm clock of the mobile phone rang, and the software architect Lei Qi finally opened his eyes, and a hand wearing a blue bracelet stretched out from the quilt and pressed the alarm clock of the mobile phone.
Lei Qi picked up yesterday's socks from the bedside table and sniffed them.
It doesn't smell like much, and you can wear it for another day.
He put on his socks and got out of bed, glanced at the blue bracelet on his hand, and said to himself:
"I'm stupid too...... How can you believe such a thing. ”
Lei Qi ripped the blue bracelet off his wrist and threw it into the trash.
He took out the newly purchased G-SHOCK Gundam 40th Anniversary Char's Zaku II Sports Watch from the drawer and put it on his hand, which was the fifth time he decided to buy a G-SHOCK watch for the last time.
The last G-SHOCK he bought was the ancestor Gundam RX-78-2 of the same series.
But is my fate with G-SHOCK going to end on the white devil?
Sure enough, I still like Char more than Amuro...... And wearing this RX-78-2 will always involuntarily remind Amuro of what he said:
"Humans keep making the same mistakes!"
I'm also an ordinary human being, so let me make one last mistake and leave a good memory with G-SHOCK!
Not enough money for this month?
Amuro also said, "The power of man can overcome all difficulties!" ”
"I'm the best person to wear a G-SHOCK watch!"
"Credit card attack!"
Char! Sure enough, the person who needs you the most is Amuro!
You and Amuro are destined to be attracted to each other!
After swiping his card to buy this Char's special Zaku II G-SHOCK watch, Lei Qi was finally satisfied.
Probably it is the wrist partner who will accompany me to the end, the love of my life, I will never be separated from you, this is my commitment as a man.
Lei Qi glanced at the red dial frame in fascination, and walked into the bathroom with a beer belly.
He didn't turn on the lights or wear glasses, and the early spring morning was dim, and the figure on the washing mirror was blurry.
There is no need to see clearly...... I'm not me in the mirror, it's just a fat human form shaped by the big hands of society, and the mirror can't reflect my noble and thin soul at all!
Lei Qi squeezed a large ball of facial cleanser on his hands, which was at least twice the amount of ordinary people.
An ordinary person is a person with a normal amount of hair.
for he has a small half of the crown of his head...... Use a facial cleanser.
Lei Qi's hand rubbed across his face, gradually moving over his forehead to the top of his head.
There is a rough feeling on the top of the head...... What's going on, is this feeling ......
Lei Qi turned on the faucet, wiped two handfuls of them indiscriminately to wash off the foam on his face, dried his face, turned on the light, put on his glasses, and walked in front of the mirror.
On his originally smooth scalp, two or three millimeters of black stubble grew.
Lei Qi felt that he needed ten vocal bands to make a sound that matched his emotions!
But he's a mature man after all.
Lei Qi waved his hands frantically and scratched a set of eagle claws that did not follow the routine in front of the washing mirror!
People who have not broken up with the most beloved woman, who have not lost their hair, will not understand this feeling at all!
It's the fatal throbbing of lost love and hair!
It took Lei Qi a while to calm down his excitement, he turned around and untied the strap on his hand, walked out of the bathroom and threw the red watch on his left wrist onto the bed, and ran to the trash can and turned out the discarded blue bracelet from it.
Lei Qi knelt on the ground, put the blue bracelet on his left wrist in a sacred sense of ritual, and kissed it affectionately.
"It turns out that true love...... It is a relationship that will make a man give up all his promises! ”
Lei Qi immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed the number left by the man on the piece of paper.
At the same time, in front of three other mirrors in the city of Xiangbei.
Senior full-stack engineer Qiao Jun's razor fell to the ground with a thud, and he almost pressed his face against the mirror, stroking his newborn hair stubble one by one, his face was full of lust.
……
Zhao April, the technical director of seborrheic alopecia, squeezed out more than 30 centimeters of toothpaste in front of the mirror, and threw the dead toothpaste into the sink with a snap, and gasped with both hands on the marble countertop.
The last time I was so happy was when my daughter was born.
……
Shao Qinghong, a front-end development engineer, sat in front of the vanity mirror, lifted his bangs with his left hand, and the next second, the YSL black gold square tube No. 52 coral powder held in his right hand was unconsciously pressed off by her lips.
"Fuck ......"
Because of the lost hair, the bald foursome female exploded rough men, and after coming to their senses, they immediately picked up their mobile phones and dialed the number of the dead wood rejuvenation man!
……
As soon as Liang De picked up a call on Li Zhixian's mobile phone, another call immediately came in.
The last time he was so popular was when the mobile phone number was sold by the developer to a renovation company.
After taking two and dialing back two, Liang De asked the bald quartet to add the fortune treasure of Li Zhixian's number to a deposit of 2,500, see you in the smoking area at nine o'clock in the evening, and then pay the rest of the money after giving them products that can be used for a long time.
Liang De didn't say that the total price was 3000, which sounds too outrageous, and the total price of 3000 is 2500 deposits, which may make the bald quartet suspect that they want to make a fortune and run away, but it is not good.
Li Zhixian had already woken up when Liang De answered the phone, she rubbed her eyes and said:
"Got the money?"
"I received a deposit, a total of 10,000."
"Then go buy something to decorate the altar, I have a photo of the parchment book of "Pure Sect Rites" on my phone, just buy it according to the list above."
Liang De returned the mobile phone to Li Zhixian and said:
"This money will pay you the rent first, you said before that 50,000 yuan can be rented for a year and a half, that is, more than 2,700 a month.
Make up the two months of rent you owe, and pay another month, more than 8,300.
We had to have a permanent office first.
I've read "Pure Sect Sacrifice", you are the blood of piety, the number of sacrifices can be discounted by six, and most of them are enough for one or two thousand if you buy them online.
I can buy online I put it in your shopping cart, you have too many addresses I don't know which one to choose, you confirm the payment, and the rest wait to buy at the supermarket near where you live. ”
Li Zhixian clicked on the shopping cart on his mobile phone, ticked the items added today one by one, and was about to hook his finger on the bottle of Umenosu Junmai Daiginjo that he had wanted to buy for a long time, when he suddenly saw Liang De's murderous smiling face.
"Brother Xian, you have already clicked sixteen times on the left just now, and now you should click the settlement button in the lower right corner."
"Lao Liang, don't be so serious, anyway, the money is enough, the wine is bought and we both drink together, there is a Yuliuguan cold noodles near where I live, and it is just right to accompany the meal with this bottle of wine, I tell you that the beauty of Junmai Daiginjo lies in the ......"
Liang De interrupted her and said, "Miss Li Zhixian, because of your work mistakes, my schedule will be postponed by at least 5 days. ”
Liang De took out his self-made violent tablet, clicked on the schedule and put it in front of Li Zhixian.
"The original plan was to complete the construction of the crossing gate by April 7, but now you have to wait for your reserve money to come down before you can place an order, and you will get the door to be built at least April 12, that is, next Wednesday.
After the completion of the gate, there will only be 18 calendar days left in the month.
I can only pick some fixed tasks with low difficulty and short time to complete, which will affect the performance evaluation.
If your work progress is affected by alcohol abuse or other bad behaviors this month, I will definitely report your malfeasance to the Audit and Supervision Department of Thunder Cliff with my real name.
At that time, it will not be as simple as one-third of the hair volume, and you will definitely not want to know what powers the Thunder Four Friends have in addition to hair loss, which can be called a middle-aged nightmare. ”
"Hahaha, I'm just kidding, Lao Liang, you are just too serious, and you don't have any sense of humor."
Li Zhixian forced himself not to look at the bottle of Junmai Daiginjo, settled all the goods added by Liang De, and stood up weakly.
"Let's go, let's go to my house."