Chapter Forty-Eight: The Sledgehammer Bashi Maeda Tiger
Jingu Qianxue stared at the head of the executive department for a while before looking away.
Even if he is the vice president, it is impossible to remove a minister for no reason, after all, there is a president on the surface.
But that doesn't mean that there is no way for Kamiyasu Chiyuki.
Just squinting at the stage for a while, Jingu Qianxue has a way.
Immediately, he took out his mobile phone, edited a long text and sent it to Amamiya Yuya. As a secretary..... Uh, secretary, it's her duty to help Kamiya Chiyuki do something.
Not long after, there was a reply from Amamiya on the Line: "Okay." ”
The old god of Jingu Qianxue put his mobile phone in his pocket and continued to lean against the wall to watch the performance.
I have to say that Chiyogao is really talented, what is said to be cross talk (neon is called mancai) to engage in comedy, to engage in stage plays that make many people cry, to play chorus, and what kind of dance, rap, like a gala, it's quite lively.
The most hanging, Maeda Tiger actually went up to perform - acrobatics.
"Hello everyone, I'm Tiger Maeda in Class A of the first year of high school!" Maeda Tiger's bald head shines brightly in the light, standing on the stage, his posture is upright, and he is not stage frightened at all.
"What I'm going to perform for you today is the traditional Chinese acrobatics - chest crushing boulders!" When Maeda Tiger said this, he looked at the corner under the stage with a shuttle of eyes, and looked at Qianxue Jingu, with a faint smug look in his eyes.
Especially when he saw the stunned expression of Jingu Qianxue, not to mention how happy it was in his heart: Hahahaha! I didn't expect it! I still have this hand!
This time, the art show, no matter what instrument you are performing, as long as you don't pull the erhu with a kitchen knife, you can't be more eye-catching than me! Throw in the towel! This time, I, Maeda Tora, won!
Maeda Tiger confidently stretched out his hand to the side, and several male classmates worked together to carry a large green square stone onto the stage, and when the stone was put down, there was a bang, and it spread through the microphone throughout the scene.
When I boarded, the whole auditorium was in a bustle.
"Oh my God, this is the first time I've heard of this kind of thing!"
"Terrible, how is he going to break stones? Put it on your chest and let it be smashed? ”
"It won't hurt! White teeth, a little scared! ”
"Si Guoyi! This freshman named Maeda Tiger is so powerful! ”
Jingu Qianxue's eyelids jumped - this is a hammer acrobatics, this is magic!
He didn't believe that Maeda Tiger could suddenly make a real chest crushing boulder, and it was estimated that there was a lot of manipulation on the stone.
Maeda Tiger didn't know what Qianxue Jingu was thinking, and at this time, he was still proudly shouting into the microphone: "Which classmates are willing to come up and check my stone?" ”
"I'm coming!" "Let me try!" "I'll check!"
Finally, Maeda Tiger pointed to several seniors and seniors and motioned for them to come to the stage.
Several seniors touched the stone, observed carefully, and a boy mustered up the strength to try to move the stone, and found that the stone was really so heavy.
In the end, several people gave Maeda Tiger a thumbs up: "It's true." ”
Maeda Hu invited them to go down, with a smug face: "These seniors and seniors are meeting me for the first time, you don't have to worry that I am cheating, when the stone is broken, if you don't believe it, you can raise your hand, I will take the gravel to everyone on the spot to see again." ”
This time, Jingu Qianxue was also a little curious: Could it be that this guy has really learned some real skills?
Maeda Tiger unbuttoned his school uniform shirt and threw his clothes to the side, revealing his strong muscles: "Next, it's time to witness the miracle!" ”
Don't mind, as soon as you say this, I'll know it's fake.
Feeling bored for a while, Jingu Qianxueden's expression calmed down.
Maeda Tiger lay down on the long wooden chair he had prepared before with a solemn expression, took a deep breath, and several male classmates helped put the stone on his chest, and he clasped the edge tightly with both hands, and glanced at a male classmate next to him.
Even if he is very sure, he is still a little nervous in his heart - these props are prepared by his own hands, and the principle is very clear, in fact, this itself is a cracked stone, but the shell has passed a layer of relatively thin special shell, as long as the outer protective shell is broken, he will break the stone.
But, isn't it possible that the person who smashed the hammer accidentally smashed his crotch?
Therefore, Maeda Tiger couldn't help but whisper: "It's smashed." ”
The male classmate who cooperated with him was also a little nervous, but he still nodded with a firm expression. With such a big stone, you only need to smash it in the middle, you can't do it, aren't you stupid?
After taking a few deep breaths, the male classmate raised the hammer high: "Ha! Hey! ”
"Bang!"
The hammer slammed into the stone on Maeda's chest, making a thud and the rubble splashed, but it was strangely not cracked.
The male classmate was stunned.
Maeda Tiger only felt that this strength fell on his chest through the stones, and he snorted, but found that the stones still couldn't be broken - light?
"Come again!" Maeda Tiger shouted as usual.
The male student took a deep breath again, just now he was afraid that it would hurt Maeda Tiger too badly, but now it seems that long pain is better than short pain, anyway, if the stone is cracked, there will not be much strength to pass on to Maeda Hu.
"Hah!" He shouted again, raised his hammer, and smashed it against the stone.
"Bang!"
There was another splash of rubble, and a hammer head appeared in the stone that was not particularly strong, and a crack was faintly visible on the smashed depression, but the strange thing was that no matter how hard Maeda Tiger tried underneath, the stone still did not crack.
What's going on?!
The male classmate looked to the side of the stage with a surprised expression, leading to the backstage. The previous few male classmates who helped carry the stones were also flustered at this time.
"What's going on? Ishihara-kun, you're in charge of the props, what the hell is going on? A boy stared at Koji Ishihara, who was wearing glasses next to him.
Koji Ishihara looked dazed: "I just did what I was told, didn't you let me glue the place where the stone was broken, and then cover the crack with solidified plaster?" ”
"yes, what's going on then?" The boys on the side jumped to their feet in a hurry, and they secretly prepared for this show together for many days, which can be said to be a common prosperity and loss.
"I, I remembered!" Koji Ishihara's eyes suddenly lit up: "The stone couldn't stick to the ordinary glue before, so I simply took the cement and pasted it, which is much better than glue..... Yes, it shouldn't be a big problem, right? ”
No one spoke, just a few pairs of faint, cold-light glasses staring at Koji Ishihara.
Koji Ishihara's voice lowered: "No, didn't you tell me to stick it well, in case it broke directly, it would be broken." ”
"Hey!"
There was another shout on the stage.
Everyone looked blankly at Maeda Tiger on his bald head, and the male classmate who was holding a hammer with tears in his eyes and shouting while raising the hammer, silently took two steps back.
"Call, call an ambulance."
Koji Ishihara finally realized that he seemed to have done something bad.
At this time, Maeda Huguan in the center of the stage clenched his teeth, a pair of big bloodshot eyes were exposed, staring at the Jingu Qianxue in the distance, and the arrogance in his heart made him shout loudly: "Keep coming!" ”
"Bashi!" In order to reflect his heroic emotions, Maeda Tiger also learned a dialect in Chinese.
"Bang!" Sledgehammer falls.
"Bashi!" Maeda Tiger roared.
"Bang!" The male classmate has tears in his eyes, Maeda Hujun, he is a man!
"Bashi is very good!"
The audience was touched by this scene, the man on the stage who was holding the stone and shouting Ba Shi couldn't help but stand up, and as the sledgehammer fell again and again, he cooperated with Maeda Tiger hoarsely.
"Bashi!" Several of the female classmates were about to burst into tears.
"Bang!" The sledgehammer continued to fall, and the big guy had a solemn expression.
"Bashi!" "Bang!" "Bashi!" "Bang!"
"Poof...."
"Suffer, vomit blood, vomit blood!"
"Ba, Bashi! Ba Shi is very good! ”
"Stop talking! Quick, move out! ”
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