Chapter 2000: The Coquettish Time of the Three No Princesses
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It's just that, in my opinion, those waste papers full of the words of the stupid master are not so much poured out of feelings, but a deep resentment, and it is the same now, these waste papers of the Duke of Beasts series, do you confirm that they are poured into feelings, not pornography?
Suddenly, in my mind, I painted such a picture.
The wind was cold, the battlefield was filled with gunsmoke, and the only survivor of our side, the red and white princess, panting in the face of the opposite and the only surviving strong enemy general, held the last stack of runes high, in the chaotic and obscure battlefield, more and more set off her witch posture of the ice clear jade, indomitable, noble and majestic.
When the enemy on the opposite side saw it, his expression was awe-inspiring, and he knew that the final battle was coming, and at this moment! The red and white princess shook the last rune paper, and dozens of rune papers flew out in a fan shape, each rune paper exuded a terrifying aura like an ancient beast, like a fire-breathing dragon, surrounded the enemy in all directions.
What a terrible force, but the victor will be me!
The opponent looked solemn, raised the long sword in his hand high, and said something in his mouth, a breath of destruction rose from the tip of the sword, raging on the battlefield, stirring up the chaotic and unknown earth. Rampage.
Suddenly, at this moment, a noisy wind blew, blowing the fan-shaped rune paper over, and on the rune paper, the back of the rune paper with mysterious and mysterious runes was drawn, and it seemed that there was still elusive handwriting.
Could it be that this is the real hidden killer move? I knew that she was scheming, and she couldn't hide it, and it was really not that simple, and the enemy's eyes were solemn. Subconsciously look at these handwritings seriously.
"Ahh Lord Duke...... There...... You can't ...... there. If you keep licking...... Want...... Going...... I'm going!!! ”
So, the opponent's pawn, the red and white princess won.
It's terrible, it's terrible. I didn't think of the true purpose of the red and white princess. It turned out to be this. She finally plans to develop from the circle of undisciplined gymnastics to the H circle, and wants to further become a three-way actor?
I looked at the red and white princess with shocked eyes. His heart trembled with fear, and he subconsciously took a step back.
"I always feel like a vulture...... I'm thinking about something very rude again. The red and white princess, who noticed my change, showed an unhappy expression.
"Anyway, do you want to stay here forever, waiting for Jasmine's scrap paper?" I quickly changed the subject.
"That's right, I have this plan, and I don't lack time anyway."
Damn, for people like me who can't wait to split a second in half, what I hate most is to say that I don't lack time to say it lightly, I really envy it...... No, it's extravagance and waste, the worst of all evil!
"Really? But I don't have the time to wait with you, it's better to stay here alone, if you want a blank paper, just say hello to little Jasmine, just go in and get it, anyway, this little guy doesn't pay much attention to people. ”
I patted Little Jasmine's fluffy and soft, white hat like a meat bun, and said to the red and white princess.
“……”
As if this sentence had angered Princess Sanwu, she suddenly stopped writing and stared at me with bright yellow eyes.
"How...... What's wrong? ”
"......" silently moved down from the chair, and she suddenly pointed to the chair, and then to me.
Please, do you want to catch up with Alyus?
I looked helpless, but she still understood this action, she wanted me to sit here, right? Could it be some new handmaiden punishment game for the master? Isn't the princess kick enough to satisfy her anymore?
I looked at the chair in fear, looked up and down for a few seconds, and confirmed that there were no hidden weapons such as nails in the secret, and then sat down carefully, with my buttocks half next to each other, and I didn't dare to press it down completely, I don't know why I always felt the chrysanthemums cold, and sure enough, I was extremely bored in the hell world some time ago, and I gave up on myself and self-destructive.
Just when my buttocks were at a distance from the chair, Princess Sanwu suddenly pressed her petite body up, pressed my little hand and sat me straight on the chair.
I've been plotted!
The brain rumbled, flashing this thought, the ass was ready to withstand all kinds of hidden weapons, but a second passed, two seconds passed, and it was still not coming, but it was ......
It's a little soft, but it's very comfortable.
My butt moved on it, and I felt more and more that the chair of the princess was the most comfortable one I had ever sat on since I came to the dark world, and there was a lumbar pillow, no wonder my little personal maid was so exquisite, so it was, so it was.
After the danger alarm was lifted, I was like a hillbilly entering the city for the first time, constantly moving my ass in my chair and adjusting my sitting position.
However, Princess Sanwu didn't give me time to play, and after pressing me down, she tidied up the snow-white close-fitting long skirt, pulled up the skirt, and suddenly pressed my thighs to prevent me from moving, and then snorted, and her petite body jumped up and sat on it.
Hey...... Huh?
Looking at the three-nothing princess sitting on her lap and leaning back against her arms, my brain paused for a moment.
What's going on, it's for such a simple thing? Make me sit in a chair and just want to sit on my lap? Want...... Want to be spoiled?
Having said that, there is nothing wrong with the daughter being so coquettish to her father, but the question is, she is a personal maid, isn't it a bit too much to ask the master like this without consent?
Anyway, the arrogance of Princess Sanwu is not a matter of one or two days, and the yellow maid has never taken me as a master in her eyes. I always feel that the majesty of being a master has fallen to the bottom.
Princess Sanwu didn't intend to pay attention to my feelings at all, and after sitting up, the delicate and smooth back that could be felt through the clothes kept rubbing in my arms, looking for the most comfortable position to lean on, and then settled down, and lay down on the desk again, continuing to wave the quill, and snorting non-stop.
Ha ha...... Aha...... It seemed that it had completely used me as a human chair, and I smiled wryly all over my body.
A piece of scrap paper. Thrown out again. Red and White Princess...... How so? It's like a pigeon in a park, when it sees someone spilling nuts, it swarms up and flies up quickly to peck at it.
Waste manuscript paper has not yet landed. She had already caught it smartly. Rapid unfolding. I sniffed at it, and suddenly my eyes lit up.
"Feeling...... The feelings poured into it are even stronger. ”
As he spoke, he stared at me with burning eyes.
See...... Watch what I do. I didn't do anything, at best I was just a chair, and I shrugged helplessly, and I looked innocent.
Fortunately, the red and white princess also lost her image in order to waste the manuscript paper, and there was no discipline at all, so it is not surprising that I was ordered by an arrogant personal maid to sit on a chair.
"......" stopped writing again, and Princess Sanwu turned her head and stared at me silently, her bright yellow eyes were indifferent, just like a doll, but in some of her small movements, it was not difficult to see that this little guy was a little angry.
Why are you angry, aren't you already obediently in your chair? I winked innocently, not understanding what I had done wrong.
After staring at me for a while, Princess Sanwu made another move.
She took off the hat of the meat bun with great significance, revealing her long, straight and beautiful hair like a waterfall, patted the hat and placed it next to the desk, and pushed her head into my arms, as if to suggest something, and then continued to lie on the desk and wave the pen.
How...... What's going on?
I looked around at a loss, hoping that someone would give me an answer to what the princess wanted to do.
The only princess in the room, the red and white princess, made a terrible gesture and patted her forehead, as if shocked by my stupidity.
Isn't it a little too late to be surprised until now...... No, why did I admit it myself, bastard!
Looking down at the smooth silky hair that Princess Sanwu rarely revealed, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if I knew what she was trying to express when she took off her hat and pushed her head against my chest.
Could it be...... Could it be that you want me to ...... Touch your head, right?
I tried to reach out and gently touched the head of Princess Sanwu, and immediately retracted it, for fear that I would guess incorrectly and disturb the little guy's writing thoughts, and be kicked and served by her princess.
Princess Sanwu's body trembled, and she continued to work hard without saying a word.
Could it be ...... Feasible?
I was bold and bold, and my big hand fell on the head of the three-free princess again, touching and touching, and there was no resistance at all, it seems that I guessed correctly.
With a long breath, I smiled, the three non-attributes of this princess maid make it difficult to figure out her heart, whether it is YES or NO, especially in this position, even her small actions to express her feelings, which are usually the only basis for judgment, are not easy to find, so it is necessary to be cautious.
Is it a coquettish thing that has not been seen for a long time? Obviously someone is on the side, but he still does it unscrupulously, what a little maid who can't do anything about her.
My heart gradually softened, thinking back to those memories about the Sanwu princess, knowing that this seemingly childish little princess, the little maid, is actually unusually mature and sensible in her heart, although she is very arrogant and rude to me as a master, but for Veras and them, she distinguishes the identity and status of the maid very clearly, and will not compete with Veras for my time.
But because of this, once she catches the gap, she will go all out to be coquettish, just like now, even if the red and white princesses are watching from the sidelines, she can't care so much, what an unlovely little maid.
Quietly touching the little jasmine's head, I seemed to have forgotten the red and white princess's cunzài, only this little maid buried in the desk in my eyes, thinking about those memories about her in my heart, my heart became more and more warm, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of my mouth.
Under my touch, the three-no princess finally made a small gesture that I could understand, and her head began to swing rhythmically from side to side slightly, no matter how you looked at it. They all looked very happy and happy.
It's like sitting coquettishly on Dad's lap, shaking his head to read books and do homework, peeping at him from time to time, expecting Dad to praise his little child.
Isn't it? Now there is really a feeling that the little Sanwu in front of me is his daughter.
It's just that......
I was suddenly pulled back to reality by some cruel facts, and a smile froze on my face.
Princess Sanwu is not reading a book or doing homework now. Although her expression and demeanor are similar.
She's writing the Yellow Book. And it's to write a yellow book with me as the main character!
Have you ever seen a scene like this? The father doted on his daughter and sat down on his lap, and watched his daughter lie on the table with gentle and loving eyes, waving a small pencil tip. Write a pornographic novel with yourself as the main character.
It's just cruel and ruthless!
I burst into tears. Sanguan Yan zhòng collapsed. This kind of experience is unique in the whole world and the whole universe.
It was a good morning. I was relieved from the three-no princess, and staggered out of the room, as for the red and white princess, if she likes to pick up waste manuscript paper in it, let her pick up enough, just save me from taking care of her, and stop her from selling festivals.
What's next? By the way, I remember what Avrina said, she jumped off the building and sold the gift package given to me by the king of mermaids, repaired it, and asked me to go to Elia to activate, which sounded full of the tone of a [free] page game promoter.
It's really okay, right? You won't be pitted by this salted fish sword, will you? All in all, go and have a look at Elia first.
"Elijah? Elia's words...... "Veras, who happened to be passing by, was stopped by me and asked, and the little dog tilted his head slightly, showing a look of concern.
"Elia's words, I don't know why lately, special sleepiness, have caught up with Alice, a sleep is ten days and a half months, although after waking up, lively, become more energetic, but still a little worried about whether something happened to her, but unfortunately there is no way to understand what she is saying, if adults are there, it would be fine, only adults can understand."
"Really?" I was deep in thought, no wonder I hadn't seen Elia appear for the past few days, it turned out that she had been sleeping.
"I think it's probably because she knows that the adults have fallen into the hell world, so Elia is in a low mood, so she sleeps desperately, and when she wakes up and knows that the adults have returned, she will definitely be happy, maybe she will be happy and won't be able to sleep for several days."
Seeing my thoughts, the little dog Veras thought I was worried, and hurriedly comforted me softly.
"I see, thank you for your comfort, puppy." I touched Veras's head and smiled.
"Ask for ...... I hate it, don't call me that, my lord. Veras sighed helplessly, and against the backdrop of her gentle aura, this sigh also turned into a warm and intoxicating tame and tolerant.
Since Eria is still sleeping, then I can't bother it, it would be pitiful to wake her up, anyway, the gift bag repaired by Avrina is also full of doubts, and I am not in a hurry to open it for a while.
Thinking of this, I put this matter aside for the time being, and with a glance, I just happened to catch a golden little animal, swaggering back with arrogant figure-eight steps.
This ...... Is it here for revenge? I vigilantly put on a parry posture, but found that this swaggering reserve dry ration passed by me with a look of ignorance, and did not bird me at all, and came to the feet of Veras, and screamed a few times, and the arrogant attitude was almost as if he was ordering the maid, which made people very unhappy.
Veras is so kind, even in the face of such a mutant pug, she shows her tenderness.
"Leona...... Hungry? Okay, I've got the grilled fish ready, so I'll bring it out for you. ”
"Gacha Gaoh~~~" The dead dog came to its dog basin, and sat down with a golden knife, waiting for the meal.
Damn, it's infuriating to watch, Veras is mine alone, and only I can command her.
I looked at this scene with a bruised head, and suddenly, I pointed ahead: "Ah, Elia, how did you wake up, it's great." ”
Hearing the name of the rival, the dead dog quickly turned his head and stared at it vigilantly.
The eyes are empty, how can there be a sworn enemy.
Scammed!
Leona realizes this is a trap and immediately turns back, but it is too late.
The dog basin in front of it was gone.
Looking at the fleeing figure, Leona was unhurried, and even the black eyes hidden between the golden hairs flashed with a hint of disdain and pity.
Is this the only means? Stupid druid, fortunately Princess Ben is smart, and since yesterday her own rice bowl was used as a weapon by that terrible ghost, and it was dirty, she has prepared a spare.
Thinking like this, Leona pawed, and a brand new dog basin appeared in front of her again.
Stupid druid, you can hold that basin and lick it for the rest of your life, just take it as if this princess rewarded you, she sighed again, her heart full of condescending superiority.
"Hey, what about my lord?" Veras, who brought the grilled fish out of the kitchen, had a question mark on her head, and when she looked down, she saw the unfamiliar, brand-new dog bowl, and there was another question mark on her head......
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