Dancing Princess
Inside a gloomy room.
A glimmer of light peeks in through the gaps in the heavy curtains, but it still feels breathless.
The queen lay lazily on the couch, the hem of her ornate gown hanging all the way to the ground, spreading into a huge flower of nobility.
It's the phone screen again.
There are still photos of Tang San and Blowing Snow in the picture, but the owner of the phone is obviously more interested in Tang San.
It's the curly-haired queen, the bewitching woman with a powerful aura and full of aggression.
She gently rubbed the bald head on the screen with her five-centimeter-long nails, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but raise a hint of frivolity.
"Little one, your bounty is not low. Hmph, what are I going to do with you when I catch you, huh? β
continued to rub the bald head on the screen: "Hmph, such a tempting bald head must feel good." How can I find your little head? β
The queen put her long nails in her mouth, and liquid trickled down the corners of her mouth.
"Hmph, I've got a brilliant idea, little one, maybe we'll meet soon. Hmph, hum~"
"Hahahahaha."
The queen grew from chuckling to pleasantness, and finally to unbridled laughter, resounding throughout the gloomy space......
It is said that after breaking up with Blowing Snow, Tang San rode an electric car through the streets alone.
Although his goal was clearly Tang Guo, he didn't expect this road to be so tortuous and complicated, full of intersections and corners, and it was very congested.
While asking for directions and moving forward, it has only been an hour's work, he has already run twenty red lights, violated traffic rules fifty times, and he still feels good.
roared, and threw off a "hat man", there was no danger.
Tang San wondered, why every time he rode over at a red light, there was a "man in hat" shouting and chasing him?
What's the matter? Is there something wrong? I like to chase him.
It's a weird place, the houses are weird, the clothes are weird, and the people are weird.
Hey? Why are you in front of you, there are so many people gathered.
Let's take a look.
I don't know what happened, the whole road was jammed with pedestrians and vehicles, and I couldn't walk even if I wanted to, and it was full of festive atmosphere like a temple fair.
Tang San stopped the car, and could hear loud silk and bamboo music in the distance, and the pedestrians in front of him were scrambling to watch something.
"This Lang Jun, what do you think?"
The passer-by replied, "There is a 'princess' who dances in the parade." β
"Princess?" Tang San was still a little curious, the women in this city were short of fabrics, I don't know what about the princess?
In fact, the "princess" mentioned by passers-by was just an indecent title, not the princess that Tang San thought.
"It's coming, it's coming, look at it!"
The onlookers stood on tiptoe and squeezed forward, all rushing to see the style. This made Tang San even more curious, could it be that the princess was a big beauty, could she be more beautiful than blowing snow?
But how can thousands of people squeeze into the three layers inside and the three layers outside?
No, it's impossible to squeeze in.
Tang San jumped directly onto the handlebar of the iron donkey, and the golden rooster was independent, enjoying the exclusive open vision of the highest altitude.
The music came closer, coming from around the cornerβ
"Whew-"
An earth-shattering hiss, lying grass, guess what? It was actually an elephant, more than five meters tall.
The decoration is gorgeous, and it is so swaggering through the streets, it is so spectacular.
Especially when it slowly approached, this huge size was like a moving mountain, bringing a huge sense of oppression, and if you stepped down, you were afraid that you would have to trample to death.
"Damn, look at it, it's that little girl, the dance is too good."
Tang San also saw that there was a sedan platform on the back of the elephant, on which a woman lacking fabric was dancing.
The woman is a 1.7-meter-tall supermodel, with exquisite makeup under the veil, and her body is even more fat and thin, especially the hot red wavy curls, which shake as much as her body wants, exuding an irresistible mature charm.
She danced vigorously, her movements were enthusiastic and unrestrained, her hips flew up with twists, and with the pitiful fabric, Tang San, who was ashamed, turned his head and stared at it with his residual eyes.
The crowd erupted in cheers, and every time the "princess" on the elephant's back danced a sultry move, the men would let out a piercing whistle.
These Han Han, just like this, learn from him Tang San, and be more cautious directly to the princess.
The big wavy curls made a rainbow-like arc, and you could smell the intoxicating aroma of her body from afar.
The princess hugged the big thick pillar of the sedan chair, and at a glance, she directly fascinated a group of gentlemen.
"This little waist is twisted! These little arms and legs! This little head and little feet, why is it so energetic! β
"Ahhh
"I can't stand it, I want it now!"
"Your Excellency Queen, add a V letter and a ball!"
β¦β¦
The gentlemen went crazy, crying and shouting to sacrifice themselves to the princess, and one by two they began to climb the elephants, but they were trampled flat.
"Hmph, out of breath."
Tang San would not do such a lowly and tasteless behavior, a strong man like him is naturally more determined and stable, he is just a beautiful man who inadvertently uses his own beautiful man's tricks.
With the help of the height advantage of the electric car, Tang San easily became the person closest to the princess.
With his hand in the pocket of his bathrobe, he tilted his hips slightly at 30 degrees, and said to the princess on the elephant: "Princess, make a friend." β
The princess continued to writhe and dance, glanced at Tang San out of the corner of her eye by the way, and smiled at him-
"Get out."
This Nima, Tang San almost didn't fall off the electric car, is this princess blind or colorblind, and a beautiful man like him is unmoved?
Thinking about it, he Tang San can also be regarded as a flower in Lingshan, how come there is only one sentence left for your princess to "get out"?
The elephant was also not sensible, so he carried the princess and left, but he didn't stop in front of him Tang San. Wings are stiff, aren't they?
"Drink, you're pretty capable? Believe it or not, the poor monk turned around and left, making you regret it for the rest of your life? β
The princess was apparently not only blind, but also a little deaf, and turned a deaf ear to his threats.
Hehe, Tang San smiled disdainfully, tears squeezed out of the corners of his eyes: "It turns out that the poor monk has fallen to this point?" Can't even a princess look down on me? β
In fact, don't get me wrong, Tang San was not interested in this vulgar fan, but he was thinking that if he could get acquainted with such an influential figure, maybe he could help him find a way to return to Tang Kingdom faster.
However, this idea seems to have failed.
He jumped off the handlebars and stepped straight onto the saddle to leave.
At this moment, the "princess" on the elephant's back suddenly turned around, she was looking for Tang San.
Could it be that she ...... Tang San
When I saw Tang San for the first time just now, wearing a high-end nightgown, a big green hat, a big gold chain, and a big gold watch, and deliberately showing his shoulders, he knew at a glance that this was a wise man.
But suddenly there was a flash of inspiration, and the shiny bald head faintly exposed under the green hat was not the little guy he was looking for?
This bald head is stored in her mobile phone album, and she has seen it dozens of times, and she can't be wrong.
That's right, he's the prey of that weirdos' guild's bounty.
And the "princess" is the curly-haired queen who hunts them down.
The queen was overjoyed, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise to the limit, even she didn't expect that this "lure" plan would go so smoothly.
Is this providence?
It seems that this bald head is destined to be enjoyed by her "Big Rabbit Queen", hehehaha!
Take off a heel - the heel is sharp, but it's a murderous blade.
"Go!"
With a whoosh, he shot his high heels at the back of Tang San's head-
Right in the heart!
I forgot to introduce, the high-heeled blade is soaked in poison, hehahahahahaha.