I, Tang San, are back again!

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This secret room is really tight.

Apart from this thickened steel security door, there is no other entrance.

"And with a combination lock?" The white elephant was irritable.

I turned the doorknob a few more times, but it still couldn't be opened, and then I lost patience and slammed my fist on the steel door, leaving only a fist mark.

"You dare to block Lao Tzu with this little iron gate?" The white elephant was furious, "That bald head can't stop me, just you?" Just you?!"

The fists and feet were added, and the crit was frantically continuous, and the red letters soared, beating the iron gate badly.

"Boom, boom", like an earthquake.

I heard a roar from the white elephant, kicked the iron door away, and rushed into the room.

The lights are not turned on, and the light is dim, but the things placed inside cast a gorgeous brilliance.

"I'll go! It's all heavy metal, wow! ”

The room is full of rare treasures, gold and diamonds, watch jewelry, sculptures and paintings, and a variety of dazzling collectibles, it is simply an invincible little vault!

"Hehe, it's all the essence of the final." The white elephant ran impatiently, found a box, and grabbed the treasure and stuffed it in hesitation.

He looked anxious and a little flustered, and said to himself as he picked it up: "You have to hurry up, don't bake it......"

After a while, the white elephant suddenly stopped moving and froze in place, wait-

The room is occupied!

Like a head machine, he turned to the side of the corner—

"Hold the grass!"

"Wow!"

Both sides were taken aback at the same time.

The other party is none other than a Leo Monster! I'm sick and slumped in the corner.

"You're not dead?!"

"Why aren't you dead?!"

For a moment, the green lion and the white elephant were stunned at the same time, but soon the two weirdos laughed out loud at the same time.

After all, the two are sworn brothers, they used to eat meat together, drink wine together, and fight the world together, and this bond will not disappear because of the breakdown of the relationship.

Shiro: "Does it still hurt?"

Qing: "If you lose it, you can't die for the time being." ”

Shiro: "That's good. I'll take your stuff and I'll give you another knife when I go out. ”

Qing: "Hehe, good brother, what you think about is thoughtful...... But are you gone?"

Bai: "What do you mean, big brother?" Look down on my brother, me?"

Qing: "Hehe, I have to ask that bald head?"

Shiro: "Bald? Hahaha, I'll tell you the truth, he has been killed by the image, and there is no burning hair left. ”

Qing: "...... Fart. ”

Shiro: "Don't believe me? Hum. At this point in time, it is estimated that six are mature. ”

The green lion monster's eyes widened, and an expression of disbelief grew: "It's difficult...... Am I feeling wrong?"

"What does it feel?" The work in the hands of the white elephant stopped.

"I feel...... That bald head is invincible......"

“……”

There was an eerie atmosphere in the room, and the white elephant's heart chuckled and he swallowed hard.

Suddenly—there was a sound of footsteps in the hallway outside the door, unhurried, steady and powerful.

The two of them widened their eyes at the same time and held their breath, and for some reason, the white elephant's heart began to pound wildly.

What are you afraid of? Even he didn't know about it...... No, he didn't dare to know—

Footsteps are getting closer.

"Step, step, step, step ......"

Who will it be!

At this time, who will be outside the door?!

Is it a weirdo under his hands? No, no, they have all been sucked up just now, and those who haven't been sucked have escaped.

"No...... It can't be the bald head, right? Leo asked in horror.

The white elephant's face turned pale, and his voice couldn't help but tremble: "Open...... What a cosmic joke! Absolutely impossible! He's obviously seven years old! Impossible, impossible......"

"You...... Are you really sure? He's really dead...... He's dead? The Leo monster looked completely unconvinced, and his breathing became rapid.

"Hehe, is this still fake? Haven't you tasted my awesomeness yet? Eldest brother? ”

"You ......"

At this moment, the footsteps stopped, and they stopped outside the door, and a black figure appeared outside the door.

The head is black.

The white elephant laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, it's really not the white bald head." I'll just say, this image has burned him to charcoal a long time ago! It's not a good thing!"

The man outside the door strode in unceremoniously.

At that moment, the green lion and white elephant soul flew away, hugged each other with a plop, and screamed lifelessly: "Ahhhh Don't come here, don't come here! Don't tm here! What the hell!"

The man stepped forward suddenly, and he didn't care what the two big men were frightened about, and his fingers were raised high—

"Me! Tang San! It's back! ”

"Ahh Mom, I want to go home!"

"Second brother, kill me, kill me! Don't be scared to death! Give me a good time!"

The green lion and white elephant rolled on the ground in fright, and the two enemies who had stuck a knife in their backs before were now hugging each other tightly like lovers in their previous lives.

"You...... Are you a human or a ghost?! ”

Tang San grinned: "What is the poor monk like a human?" ”

"Impossible! You, you, you...... Aren't you burned to death?! "White elephants are going to have heart disease.

Only then did Tang San understand why these two Han Han were so frightened: "Oh, don't you want to thank you for cremating the poor monk with that fire!" ”

"Fire ...... Cremate...... Mom!!!"

"What's the shout," Tang San's ears were about to be deafened, "Isn't it your fire that burned the poor monk's cobwebs?" Isn't this cremation?"

"Oh, that's right...... You're taunting me!" The white elephant was about to be blown up, and it scared itself for a long time, this Nima.

Lao Tzu has maintained a great image for eighteen years, and all nm has been ruined on your bald head, can you bear it? How can this be endured? Who can bear this?!!

The white elephant jumped up and asked directly: "It's not burned at all?" Bald dude?"

He asked...... Tang San shook off the sweat on his forehead and smiled, "It's okay! It's just that the skin is crispy. Sweating and detoxifying, people are more energetic!"

"Hold the grass, crispy roast chicken! My favorite! Death to Lao Tzu!" Suddenly flicked the elephant's trunk, and then he was about to launch a hidden weapon-

Hold the grass!

The elephant's trunk was pinched by the bald head and couldn't squirt!

Tang San smiled coldly: "You want to fight me at such a close distance, don't you know that you have already stepped into the range of the poor monk?"

The white elephant was taken aback, but it didn't matter, he still had more than two dozen skills to put -

"......"

The white elephant hasn't shouted yet—