"Huh? But you've all gained human lives, haven't you? "Erlang God doesn't care." When you have a human body, you are no different from a human being, and when you fall asleep, your soul will float upward, and there is only a spirit in your body. The soul is the main god, the spirit is the main line, I just manipulated his spirit to let him move his body back to the room to sleep, what's wrong? ”

"So..."It doesn't sound like there's anything wrong with that, but thinking of the bouncing zombies on TV, and the Taoist priests wearing zodiac robes and holding mahogany swords, Taro still feels a little mustard.

"Don't worry too much about such trivial things." Erlang God patted the Taro knife "The spell is used to make life more convenient, and the name is given by people, if you don't want to call him a zombie curse puppet spell, you can call him a sleep spell sleepwalking spell." Those who do big things are not informal, and men should not be too rigid about those small titles, as long as they act worthy of heaven and earth. ”

Taro nodded and asked Jiro God, "When will the Lord come back?" ”

"I don't know." Erlang God simply threw out this answer, "This is a separate honeymoon trip between the two of them, so it shouldn't be too soon." ”

"Honey, honeymoon!" Ishikimaru lost his voice, "Is it time for them to spend their honeymoon..."

"Almost." Erlang God shrugged: "They have a good relationship. ”

"Ahh

"What's wrong with you..."Erlang God looked at the three of them strangely, isn't it a thing to be happy that his master and lover have a good relationship?

"Because the three of them have a crush on their master!" Da Lalama's words helped the three men who no longer wanted to speak.

"Oh! Then you will definitely fall out of love! Erlang smiled and smiled, "Ah Yun's personality is stubborn and single-minded, as long as he identifies a person, he will not change again, you guys, take back your heart as soon as possible!" ”

"Why does Erlang God think that the master will not change again?" Taro Dao was a little unconvinced, and he felt that he was no worse than Mikazuki.

"Based on my observation of her for nearly a thousand years!"

"Millennium?" Ishikimaru was a little dumbfounded, how could any human be able to live for a thousand years, could it be that the master was as inhuman as them!

"Huh? She hasn't told you yet? Jiro God looked at Ishikarimaru, "We are not human beings, but gods of the Eastern Heavenly Realm. ”

"God! Is the master also a god? "Yan Rong was surprised, but it's right to think about it! The master's strength and spiritual power value are so high that which human beings in this world can do it?

"Yes, we all belong to the gods of heaven and earth." Erlang God released spiritual pressure and pressed the swords, "You should have experienced this, this is the divine power that belongs to the righteous god." ”

"It turns out that this kind of spiritual pressure is called Shenwei." Thinking of the night they came the day before, the master used spiritual pressure to oppress them because they destroyed the bathroom, it turned out that this was called Kamui, and the master didn't hide the fact that they were gods in the first place, but they didn't know about it all along.

"I heard from the master that she came for a holiday, which means that she will go back later, right?" Ishikimaru thought about the question, "Then can we go back with her?" ”

"It's better not to." Erlang God smiled at him, "If you can't calm your love for her, it's better not to go back with her." ”

"I just want to keep looking at her all the time." Every time I think of this, Ishikimaru feels heartache.

"Love parting, can't beg, five yin is scorching, this Buddhism says that you have accounted for three sufferings for her, if you follow her back, but eternal life and eternity have to bear these three sufferings, or don't compare?" Jirojin looked at Ishikarimaru.

"What if one day, you can't help but do something irreparable to her? Are you going to betray her trust in you? Have you forgotten that she was betrayed by her close celestial maidens, which led to the tragic death of her subordinates and closed herself off for hundreds of years? ”

"I..."

"Do you want to hurt the one you love the most?"

"I..."Ishikimaru cried silently while holding the wine glass, and Taro patted this 10,000-year-old friend with a knife, he understood, really he understood.

"Think it through! Tell the gods that if you want to follow her, you will live forever, and if you can't treat her with a normal heart, don't mention going back with Ah Yun. Erlang God's eyes darkened slightly, this answer was very cruel, but he couldn't help but say it. Li Xing was probably reluctant to say these things to her baby knife, it didn't matter, as a man and her friend, he could help her deal with this matter, she was too spoiled by these knives, and it was time to give them a little shock education.

"It's not just him, you're all the same, I know that many of you have a crush on Li Yun, if you can, let it go as soon as possible, it's good for each of you. She will not accept any of you except for the Three Days and Moon Sect, and you must know that very well. Erlang God let out a breath and looked at this group of drunken broadswords. He knew that even if he was drunk, they would take his words to heart, because it was about their favorite master...

That night, Erlang God used the zombie curse to drive the group of drunken knives back to their original room one by one to sleep, as for Guangzhong's hangover zombie face and the charm the next day to scare Jiang Xue, who had just gotten up, into screaming eight decibels, it was a later story.

Jiang Xuezuo had a terrible morning.

When he woke up in the morning, the guy next to him had two circles of panda eyes, and a charm on his forehead, and his face was pale and alive like a corpse, which was exactly the same as the zombie in the Chinese zombie film that the short knives had seen before, the point was that the distance between this face and him was only two centimeters! Jiang Xue screamed on the spot, the screams resounded through the sky, and even the glass next to him shook twice, and by the way, he woke up the little fox pill and Tsurumaru Kuninaga in the same room, as well as all the swords of Shui Yuexuan. After making sure that the zombie face was just a hangover candlestick Kiritsu Tada, he was rightfully laughed at by Tsurumaru.

Today's candlestick in the kitchen on duty was overslept with a hangover, and naturally no one made breakfast, so Gexian could only make some meals such as egg bibimbap for everyone to serve as breakfast. After the meal, Erlang God scoffed at the fact that he couldn't go out of battle with a hangover, so he couldn't run away from the battle, the one who should go on the expedition, and the one who should be in the battle.

Because Mitsutada and Jiro Knife and Ishikimaru have a very serious hangover, it can be said that it is difficult to go out today, from time to time someone needs to squat on the side of the road and vomit, Ishikimaru can't even remember the wind curse on his whole body to let the enemy knife scratch several times, so tired that the medicine research institute rushed to the rescue, Mitsutada spit on the other party's face in the battle, completely angered the enemy and was almost pierced by someone's barrel, Jiro Knife is a little better, and the height advantage of the big knife allows him to overwhelm an enemy even if he falls asleep in battle, Then Jiang Xue and Xiaohumaru, who were rushed over in fear, helped him up and helped him deal with the group of enemy knives by the way.

"What the hell did these big knives do last night!" The captain Yaoyan opened the medicine box angrily and gave medicine to everyone, only three people were normal today, and the other three were completely delayed.

"Looks like I drank with Jiro-sama last night." Jiang Xue looked at the candlestick cut that scared him into screaming this morning, and the candlestick cut with a bitter gourd face on the side and splashed stream water next to him to wash his face.