Chapter 60: Hilarious

"Just now my hands were shaking, even if you were lucky enough to barely escape, next time you won't be so lucky!"

Lu Ming didn't believe that Zhou Xuanwen had dodged it himself, and he forced his mouth to say, and he continued to cast the spell:

"Ancient Lord of Ice, I pray to borrow your power to make ice flowers bloom in the world —— ice rain technique!"

Lu Ming used one of the few range attack magic in the first-level magic, although the single attack power is weak, but the victory is in the wide range of attack, so that the enemy can not avoid it!

"Now I'll see how you hide!" Lu Ming was ruthless in his heart.

Zhou Xuanwen's expression finally became a little more serious, he looked at the ice rain facing him seriously, although its attacks were very dense, there was still a gap in the middle.

And having a gap means that there is a place to hide!

I saw him stepping lightly, like autumn wind and falling leaves, like a small boat that would capsize at any time in the gusts of ice and rain, which seemed to be full of dangers, but in fact, he cleverly avoided the cold ice rain every step of the way.

He made many amazing moves in the process of dodging, his body was soft like a loach, slippery, and every time he looked like he was about to attack him, he used an unexpected posture to avoid it and narrowly avoided it.

"Looks like he's a warrior indeed!"

Seeing Zhou Xuanwen's movements, Lu Ming no longer doubted it, but what made him curious was:

How did a warrior come to study at the Academy of Magic?

Could it be that he wants to double cultivate demons and martial arts?

......

The improvement of physical strength does not only mean the strength of the body, it refers to the improvement of all aspects of the body!

Flexibility, Strength, Speed, Recovery, Endurance...... These are all!

After friction with Lu Ming and others yesterday, Zhou Xuanwen knew that there would be a fierce battle today, so he was fully prepared last night!

He spent the whole night concentrating on cultivating the "Basic Body Forging Method" sent by Wu Fan to everyone, and after more than half a month of hard grinding, his physical strength had reached nine points.

It stands to reason that he should have been a ninth-level soldier, but since he has not been able to forge his body for a deeper level of quenching, he has not officially stepped into the warrior's cultivation system, and can only be regarded as an ordinary person with a strong body.

However, the "Basic Body Forging Method" distributed by Wu Fan yesterday was a stepping stone for him to officially enter the path of warrior cultivation!

Ordinary warriors cultivate because their physical strength cannot keep up with the speed of cultivation;

However, the situation of the students in Class 8 is that the speed of body quenching cultivation is far from keeping up with the strength of the body!

I have to say that Wu Fan's patience in the past half a month has made Zhou Xuanwen's strength progress like a bamboo that has been suppressed for a long time, as long as there is a little rain and sunshine, it can grow rapidly!

What's more, when Qin Zhen, Shen Feng and others insisted on not forging the body pill, the cheeky Zhou Xuanwen directly snatched it and took over today's competition task by the way.

After taking it, Zhou Xuanwen's physical strength reached 19 points!

This is already considered the physical strength of the general!

With this very substantial foundation, Zhou Xuanwen's speed of cultivating the "Basic Body Forging Method" was like riding a rocket!

In just one night, not only did he officially get started, but he also reached the eighth level of the warrior!

There is only one level difference between him and Lu Ming!

Moreover, in the initial stage of cultivation, a warrior has a natural advantage in the face of a magician!

Because the magician casts spells slowly in the early stage, the magic attack power is weak, the attack range is small, and the attack speed is also slow, it is difficult to hit a warrior of the same level!

The warrior is different, he can rely on his strong physical fitness, dodge magic attacks with ease, even if he resists a few spells, it doesn't matter, as long as he gets close to the magician, the balance of victory is still tilted in his favor!

At this moment, it is the truest portrayal of the duel between warriors and magicians in the early stage!

After a while, all the attacks of the Ice Rain Technique had fallen, but none of them hit Zhou Xuanwen's body.

Stunned is no longer enough to describe Lu Ming's facial expression!

Zhou Xuanwen wanted to ridicule a few words, but thinking of what Wu Fan told him, he had to endure it for the time being.

Among the words that Wu Fan said to him just now, one sentence was: "I have adjusted the weight of your Yuan Heavy Clothes to 0, you can fight with all your strength and feel the charm of the warrior to the fullest!"

At the same time, at that moment, he felt that his body was relieved, like a mountain that had been accumulated on his body for a long time, and suddenly it was removed, and his body was not as light as his own!

Like a wild goose!

It's like a feather!

I just feel that the legs are not legs, the hands are not hands, and I can't even walk well!

That's why he asked to warm up just now, in order to adapt to his surge of strength as soon as possible!

What's more, although he is now an eighth level soldier, don't forget, his physical strength is still 19 points!

In other words, he is a warlord with the appearance of a warrior!

It's not too easy to deal with Lu Ming!

Thinking of Wu Fan's other words, Zhou Xuanwen's smile gradually became ......

Unbridled!

I saw him gasping for breath, constantly soothing his chest with his hands, and making a look of exhaustion.

He gasped, "Ah...... Tired...... The Ice Rain Technique is really extraordinary...... If it lasts a little longer...... I'm afraid I won't have the strength to dodge it......"

Looking at Zhou Xuanwen's usual face, there was not even a drop of sweat on his body, and the panting appearance was too pretentious......

Where are the signs of exhaustion?

Lu Ming angrily scolded: "Believe you ghost! You bad little boss is very bad!"

Hearing this, Zhou Xuanwen's eyes lit up.

The eyes of the other students in the eighth class of freshmen also lit up.

Even Wu Fan's eyes lit up!

During the paragraph exam, Wu Fan once said a sentence:

"The world is too big to be a home. But as long as it's a humorous joker, even if it's a thousand mountains and rivers, it's still a family!"

Thinking of this, Zhou Xuanwen hugged his fists and said: "Disrespectful and disrespectful! I didn't expect Brother Lu Ming to be from the same paragraph! I want to ask, where did you learn this paragraph? "Summary of Selected Jokes" should only be ......available in our class."

"What bullshit? Are you taking me for a fool? You're still exhausted? Bah!"

Lu Ming scolded angrily, he felt that if Zhou Xuanwen acted better, his face would be passable, but his acting skills were so exaggerated, didn't he think he was playing as a monkey?

Zhou Xuanwen's expression changed, his eyes froze, and he said very seriously: "You can insult me, you can insult my teacher, but you can't insult the joke!"

Hearing this, Wu Fan suddenly stopped!

He searched around, as if he was looking for something, and muttered, "Where is my 40-meter big knife......?"

Zhou Xuanwen continued to preach unconsciously: "Do you know what the joke has brought us?"

"It's what adds a touch of color to our boring and boring lives. ”

"It's what makes us find new and interesting things in hard and heavy training. ”

"It's it that allows us to find our own value in life when we are confused and overwhelmed!"

"How dare you insult it?!"

"Brother, it's time to show your sword...... No, it's time to draw the knife!"

As he spoke, Zhou Xuanwen had a lonely expression on his face, he picked up a branch next to him, then held the branch in one hand, and carried it behind him with the other hand, with contempt and disdain in his eyes.

He wiped the branches lovingly, and said slowly: "I practiced knives when I was three years old, and that year, as soon as I got my hands on the knife, I couldn't put it down. ”

"At the age of nine, I realized the thirteen swords that killed me, and above the nine heavens, I killed the demon monkey of Huaguo Mountain. ”

"At the age of twelve, I am familiar with the world's sword techniques, crisscrossing the magic continent, and there is no rival. ”

"They all say I'm a cold-blooded killer who likes to kill people in the back......"

"I went to ask God if he had a relationship with the peerless sword technique. God said, "No." ”

"I said to ask for fate, and God said that you will have to wait for a thousand years! In this thousand years, you can see the peerless sword technique, but the peerless sword technique does not know that you are there, are you willing to wait?"

"I replied: Charge money!"

"God said: The peerless sword technique will be given away immediately!"

......

Lu Ming: "???!!!"

"Hahahauh......"

Hearing this, Wu Fanxiao's stomach hurt, he couldn't straighten his waist anymore, and rolled on the grass with laughter.

The rest of the students were no better.

Even Jiang Ruoyu's tears of laughter were about to come out.

On the grass, there was a burst of laughter.

As early as when Zhou Xuanwen spit out the first sentence, the people in the eighth class of freshmen already knew what he was going to say.

Because of this paragraph, it appeared in the test paper of the paragraph exam a few days ago, and everyone remembers it very clearly.

But I didn't expect that when I went to Zhou Xuanwen's mouth, I would change it at will, and it would become so funny?

The biggest highlight is the word 'recharge'!

Get to the point!

Yes, Wu Fan couldn't do anything else except laugh and shout "666".

He never thought that Zhou Xuanwen was such a thoughtful person?

Great, that's exactly what he needs!

To promote the culture of jokes, it is necessary to rely on this kind of person to succeed!

The teachers and students of Class 7 looked at the suddenly burst laughter of the people in Class 8 with a confused expression, they didn't know what was going on, they looked at each other, and after finding that they didn't understand each other, they felt even more inexplicable.

Lu Ming began to listen seriously, and when he learned that Zhou Xuanwen actually had such a terrifying talent for swordsmanship, his expression was very serious, and he secretly felt that it would be very difficult to win this competition.

"No wonder he can easily evade my magic, in addition to being a warrior, it turns out that he has been practicing swordsmanship for a long time...... It's not surprising to have this kind of skill!"

But when he heard it, his expression became more and more weird.

What twelve-year-old crisscrossed the magic continent and was invincible?

You're so good, does your mom know?

Are you still learning a here?

The latter is even funnier, why run to ask God, and ask if there is a relationship with the peerless sword method?

Is there a God on earth?

If anything, will God take care of you?

Especially when he saw everyone laughing, he understood: Zhou Xuanwen was playing himself, but he didn't understand!

However, what he said was obviously human language, so why couldn't I understand it?

It's so angry!

At the same time, Mu Yanran's eyes when she looked at Wu Fan gradually became weird: the bits and pieces of contact with Wu Fan today didn't seem to be like what the waste teacher could show, especially the words and laughter of the students in the class, she was completely puzzled!

But when she saw Jiang Ruoyu laughing and was about to twitch, she felt a little empty in her heart.

When did she understand something I didn't understand?

The woman's intuition told her: Wu Fan must be hiding something!

couldn't help but feel a little curious about Wu Fan.