Chapter Eighty-Nine: Interrogating the Dragon King
For the sake of Suna's child, Sparker worked another shift and was busy until late at night.
In fact, on weekdays, in addition to those bizarre cases, there are more common disputes.
Debt disputes, inheritance disputes, adjacency relationships, these cases are not complicated to say, but they take a lot of extra time.
The next day, after throwing Suna's incident and related physical evidence materials to Luo Yide:
"Comrade Luo Yide, I'll leave this girl's affairs to you."
Luo Yide now seems to be a panda man with the ultimate evolution of pandas, and he can be pulled to breed with Meijia and dominate Pandaria.
This guy's eyes are bloodshot, the dark circles under his eyes are so heavy that he probably hasn't slept for a long time.
Obviously, after the Dragon King rebellion case, there are too many people to arrest and investigate, so I haven't had a good rest:
"Hmm...... Yes, we have to send someone to her house to collect evidence, whether there is a virus in this computer, how to hack it, we have to find a colleague from the forensic department to help collect it. But...... You also know that our Shushan is so big, there is only one one who is engaged in computers, and he has been sick at home, or he is on medical leave, and he has to make an appointment to ......" Luo Yide said while sorting out her file: "In this way, you leave me the girl's phone number, I have arranged it here, and I will arrange someone to come to the door as soon as possible, you let her close the doors and windows recently, don't turn on the computer first, wait for 2 or 3 days, okay?" ”
"Okay, line, line......" Seeing him so haggard, it is inconvenient to force him step by step, and people's hearts are flesh and blood.
"By the way, there's something I want you to help with." Luo Yide remembered something, took out a thin document from the drawer and handed it to her: "You can take it and look at it...... Hey, hey, hey......"
After saying that, he smiled maliciously.
What the hell is this?
This transcript is the transcript of the dragon king Nasram, who is now imprisoned in a special cave and is honestly explaining the problem, but the content is very simple.
At the beginning of the transcript, it was written: I want to see my lawyer! I won't say a word until my lawyer comes!
Then he repeated this TVB line over and over again.
"This dragon seems to be eyeing you, and he asks you to be his legal aid lawyer by name, but if you don't go anyway, he won't explain anything. It is estimated that your leaders will talk to you soon...... I don't think anyone will take the initiative to ask for this drudgery, so you can take it harder. Luo Yide looked at her sympathetically, it was too miserable, it was too miserable, this guy had another big job, he was a typical player who caught the fireball with his face.
Sparker had actually vaguely expected this, but he was not so shocked, after all, he was the feud of this dragon clan, how could he let her go so easily?
"Anyway, the case of this ghost girl will be handed over to you to worry about, if you find out that she is a dead pervert on the Internet, you must remember to deal with it in time."
Luo Yide nodded and agreed, thinking that this exchange was a good deal.
If Sparker could pry the dragon's mouth open, the reduced workload would be nothing compared to the amount of work added by a small cyber hacker.
In the adult world, the rules of the game are so simple and unpretentious.
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"Stupid brother......"
"Big Brother ......"
Sparky interrupted their conversation:
"The conversation between the two brothers, don't be so unlucky, these people don't end well."
I thought to myself that there are not many ancient works such as Hokage and Steel Temper that children have seen now...... This season's new episode is "Conan, a junior high school student", which tells the story of Conan, a primary school student, who finally passed the entrance exam and entered the middle school after hard work.
In order to pry open the mouth of the former dragon king Nasram, Sparker deliberately brought Nystina, and asked Nystina to take the little golden dragon and go to the cave where Nasram was imprisoned.
Nasram was chained to his limbs by several large chains, and two rings around his neck, which were filled with high-voltage electricity, and he would be paralyzed by powerful electric shocks whenever he tried to leave the cave. There were two tanks at the door, aiming at the entrance of the cave at any time, and it seemed that Qing Xuan's people were really afraid that he would escape.
"My brother, what did the humans give you a name?"
After more than half a year of study, the little golden dragon actually spoke the human language well, so he replied: "Goruda Doragon (Golden Dragon), referred to as Goudora." ”
As soon as Nasram heard this stupid name, this stupid aura hit the whole world, and the arrogance of the dragon clan suddenly ignited, and he immediately got up and wanted to rush out of the cave, and then he was firmly tied by the iron chain, making a clanging sound, and suddenly triggered the mechanism of the collar, and the blue electricity immediately filled the whole body, and he fell down like a paralysis.
"Ah!!!!h Naslam let out a cry of pain, a wisp of green smoke came out of his body, and he gasped and said, "This name is not good, this name is not good, according to the habits of our dragon clan, our generation, we must end with the pronunciation of the word Mu in the end...... Although you are the current dragon king, I am your brother after all, and you have to pass on this rule. ”
Xiao Jinlong didn't think too much about it, so he nodded and agreed: "Okay...... Brother...... From today onwards, my name will be Godom! ”
"Godom...... Godom ...... "Sparky struggled to read it a few times...... I always felt that I had heard somewhere: "That...... Baby Golden Dragon, add a Japanese ...... in front of your name. Oh come wow, try it? ”
The little golden dragon didn't know why, and said: "Oh, come on, wow! Godom! ”
The coffee in Spark's hand fell to the ground with a clatter, and the coffee splattered and flowed all over the ground. The new patriarch of the dragon clan actually came up with a pronunciation name like GUNDAM...... I don't know if I will be sued by Bandai for infringement.
Nystyna just wanted to end the meeting as quickly as possible, and didn't want to pay attention to the little thing of the name of the baby dragon:
"Hurry up, you can talk about it...... Explain all your problems, and we can help you, the situation is very unfavorable for you now. ”
The little golden dragon Gou Dom also responded: "Yes, brother, you can explain the reason to Lawyer Shi clearly." ”
"Tsk." Nasram snorted in disgust and scolded at his brother: "What Lawyer Shi, Lawyer Shi!" That's what you deserve to be called? Call sister-in-law! ”
"Oh, you can explain the reason to your sister-in-law."
Sister-in-law?
Sister-in-law???
Sister-in-law??????
Lawyer Shi's head was full of question marks, and these question marks were flying above her head, getting bigger and bigger, and it was like putting the public screen on the question mark:
"Wait! You get the problem clear first! Why did I become his sister-in-law? ”
"According to our dragon customs, we usually marry the first female to defeat us, and you beat me twice. So this person is you, dear. ”
At this time...... Sparker finally understood what he had said when he rebelled
[The dragon king Nasram didn't speak, as if he was trying to think about what to say, and after holding it for a long time, he said: "You...... How have you been doing? ”】
Nasram took another step closer and whispered in her ear: "Of course, if you are willing to be my bride, I can consider not killing them first, and then lock them up. ”】
["You don't like wedding dresses...... And what about you...... Hanfu is also OK ......"]
It turns out that it is a literal meaning!! Did he really want to marry her???
All along, she thought that these were the dragon king's desire to eat her and play with her bad taste......
"But...... But...... I haven't beaten you......" Sparker tried to push back, just as Wang Anshi didn't want to be promoted.
How does this mean that marriage is marriage? This rhythm makes it like her parents, who are not allowed to fall in love in college, and urge marriage after college in the hope of having a life.
And, how was this defeated twice? Even if the court ...... It's only once.
Nasram bowed his head in shame: "The first time, it was in the courtroom. The second time, not long ago, you put that pointy, long thing...... Inserted my ......"
What the heck? Sparker immediately retorted, "STOP! Motor! Wait! With that sharp and long holy sword, it's not the brave who inserts it into you! That's a brave man!! Why are you putting this on my head! You're interesting, you go with him! I'll give you the phone number! ”
"Huh...... That's not what I said, 1. You found the brave man in the crowd, 2. You threw the sword in the air, 3. The brave man took the sword and slashed me. 3 steps, you completed 2, 66.6% contribution. Rounding it up like this, isn't it you who inserts me! Seeing that her logic was in a mess, Nasram pursued after the victory, and continued: "Think about it, the two of us are the right people. I'm the former Dragon King, what about you...... Although the goblin is a little weaker, it is also a goblin queen, and it does not suffer. The marriage of two kings is a good thing for the marriage of two tribes! You're ...... You are contributing to the peace of the Shushan Special Economic Zone!! Very good, very good. ”
Gou Dom also nodded: "Sister-in-law, my brother is right." Very good, very good. ”
At this time, Sparker couldn't help but throw the coffee cup he had just picked up: "What a fart!" You are treasonous! I can't get the death penalty! What am I doing! Is it possible to be a widow directly when you get married? ”
Naslam shook the chain on his foot and looked at it a little bored: "It's not that I really want to escape, but I don't want to at the moment, as long as you agree to this marriage, we can elope!" ”
"I'm against it!!" Nystyna jumped out.
Nasram glared at the elf: "We two talented women, do you want you to oppose this demon and monster?" ”
"I'm your brother's godmother! Rounding up, I'm your godmother too! I can't object to it in terms of seniority! ”
"That's still my daughter-in-law's apprentice, you are against a fart in terms of seniority!"
"I'll give you 5 million, shut up!"
"Yes, Uncle! I wish you a good 100 years! ”
Well??? Where's Nestina, your festival?
Sparker turned his head to look at this elf Erwuzai, this is a real bull P, and he turned his back on him for this money?