The following is a real testimonial, relatively long, basically nonsense, it belongs to self-hilarity, please skip it yourself.

First of all, the list of thanks, thanks to the editor Madoka, for signing my broken book and recommending it, even if I am a change.

Then I would like to thank all the QQ group friends, including but not limited to, all the group friends of "Riwan Code Word Group", all the group friends of "Internet Old Driver Group", all the group friends of "Cat's Tea Party", all the group friends of "Starting Point Fantasy 2 Group", and all the group friends of "Tsinghua Peking University Newcomer Starting Point Exchange", they gave me a lot of encouragement, accompanied me to code words, and even gave me PY, really thank you very much.

Finally, I would like to thank all those who have read this book, whether they have voted or left a message, I am very grateful, especially thank you to all the book friends who have subscribed, it is you who have given the author encouragement and let me write down.

You may say, why don't you mention a name, because I'm afraid of missing someone..... So I just don't say anything, as long as you see this sentence, basically I will thank you, which is probably what it means.

That's all for thanking everyone, and the rest is still nonsense.

If you ask for a subscription, you won't ask for it, you've already asked for it, there's no need to ask for it again, those who subscribe will subscribe, and those who don't subscribe won't subscribe.

I think BB is more about some of my bad ideas for writing this book, I have said everything, I am here to talk nonsense.

First of all, I said that I was an 18-year-old newcomer, but it was actually a half-truth, because I wasn't quite a newcomer, this is the third book of Xiao Po Street, as for whether I am 18 years old or not, you can guess for yourself.

Why, then, is it so much to write three books? There are many reasons, of course the biggest reason is my dish, but there are other factors.

When I wrote my first book, that is, "John's Magical Journey", it was actually self-congratulatory, the idea was big, and it was a mess when I wrote it, although I signed a contract for some reason, but I knew very well that it was really not good to write, and there might be a little bit of excellence, but overall, it collapsed very badly, not like an online article.

This is also the fault of many newcomers, often at the beginning, they think that they are very good at writing, and then they can't write tens of thousands of words......

At that time, I also had this problem, and I didn't want to think about how good a work I could write after writing a few hundred words or a few thousand words of essays. In the end, I didn't have the eunuch "John", but gave a very short ending, and that's it.

After that, it's the second book.,Run to the fantasy to write "Draw the sword and you lose.,If the first book is completely self-exciting.,The second book actually learned something.,The introduction is still someone else helped me ==.

The results can be regarded as the first book.,But there are still a lot of bad reviews.,I'll talk about this later.,The point is.,My original purpose in writing this book.,It's to write a good little story.,If you don't understand it very well.,I'll say it again in human terms.。

That is, "John" made me understand that I don't have the pen power to write a long story, so I thought, can "Draw the Sword" be in the form of a part, that is, the first part of 100,000 words, and then the second part of 130,000 words, so that I can't write it down, right?

The result..... Well, the first part is okay, the second part is cough cough, the third part is cough, you should know what I mean.

Not to mention something cool.,The first part with the highest degree of completion.,It's a little bad to write.,This made me finally understand.,Lao TzuTM is not writing material at all.,100,000 words can collapse.,Or don't write it.。

Write a ghost.,I was really a little discouraged at that time.,I didn't have the motivation to write at all.,Just be happy.,Play games.,Accompany the schoolgirl.,Isn't it good?

At most, it's updated occasionally.,I'll smile when I come to trolls.,Silence when scolding.,It seems to be quite happy.。

Until that day, I saw someone pushing a book in the book list group, pushing "It Sticks a Post-it Note".

I was attracted, so I watched, eh, it seems to be pretty good, this theme, wonderful, interesting!

But why, this book is not very popular, it shouldn't be!

I recommended this book to others, and then I read it (currently raising, I only read hundreds of thousands of words), and then the book is also half a fire, I think, from the beginning of no one cared, to now many people know this book, in fact, it is really amazing.

It also allowed me to find a new way to write a book, and if I also wrote a copy of the fast-wear, could I write it a little easier?

You know, I can't write hundreds of thousands of words, and I can't write 100,000 words, what about 10,000 words, 20,000 words? Each copy is written as a small story, so that it will not collapse?

It was this idea that gave birth to "The Bathroom" and it came out.

The opening copy is a very nonsensical idea, and it ends directly in 3000 words.

The longer flange copy is less than ten chapters, that is, no more than 20,000 words.

The only thing I tried to write more was the bathroom copy, which was long, but I wrote it separately, in order for me to try my best to write it well, so that it wouldn't collapse so easily.

And it turns out that I think it's good, writing tens of thousands of words, it's really much easier than writing hundreds of thousands of words, and I have a little more confidence, although I don't have the talent to write, but at least, I can write a lot of small stories of tens of thousands of words, which is pretty good?

In the middle of the way, there are all kinds of daily life, some are the author's personal experience, some are hearsay, and some are just simple yy, those are those, you can guess for yourself.

I can only tell you that I definitely don't have a girly neighbor, don't think about it.

However, although the short story is not so easy to collapse, and I can write it more easily, there are still a few problems at present.

One, I'm too watery, water is not a problem, but with less updates, it becomes a problem.

Second, all kinds of cool points, I actually don't know how to write cool points at all, I can only write it self-righteously, and I don't even know if you will feel happy after reading it, or, at most, hehe.

Three, the rhythm, I only wrote a few days in two months, so I don't need to talk about this.

In short, the above three problems are big problems, of course, they are not big problems, and there is a simplest solution, that is, I update more.

As long as I update more, the rhythm and coolness will not be a problem, because the amount is large, 10,000 words a day, you will definitely be able to see a happy place, and water is not a problem, anyway, there will be a lot of volume, there must be plot development.

But ah, I'm not that good...... I'm not a scary tentacle monster like Timo who writes 5,000 words an hour, I'm just an ordinary 18-year-old boy, and it often takes more than an hour to write a chapter + check--

In other words, if I want to be 10,000 days, it will take at least 6-7 hours, if I am full-time, then it is no problem, but I am just an ordinary small street, then forget it, one shift, one shift.

Also, if I were ten thousand, wouldn't you have to pay a lot of money? Too much, too much, you will become poor, I am saving you money, you should thank me.

What's more important is that the two books "John" and "Drawing the Sword" are not finished normally, in other words, the author is an old eunuch, 2,000 to 3,000 words, I think the best balance between life and code words, if I want to write more, I may get bored with code words.

Of course, you also need to leave more messages, if someone comments on me every day, then I will definitely be able to write it, yes, I am just talking about you, please comment more, comment more, comment more.

I'm afraid of my own eunuchs.,It seems that except for my college entrance examination that year.,There's nothing to insist on.,What to learn Japanese.,Only aieuo.。 Now I almost forgot that memorizing English words was indeed memorized, but it was only half of the plan. I went for a run, ran for a few days and didn't run. Fitness, this is even more silly, I slipped away after a day, still on the treadmill, I'm afraid that those muscle brothers will laugh at me, it's too embarrassing.

Anyway, I clearly realize that I am such an ordinary person, perseverance is not good, speed is not good, writing is not good, nothing is good, it is because of this, it seems that I stick to it, it is valuable, phew, there is a lot of, but I think, as long as there are comments all the time, I should be able to write, if I break the change, please scold me to death, scold me until I write.

That's probably it.,I've said a lot of my nonsense.,It's obviously a man.,That's all there is to bb.,This might be a writer.,Writers love bb so much.,Alas.。

Then there was nothing to say, a child asked me, is there a book friend group, I said definitely not, there are not a few readers, what kind of book friend group is built.

Wait a minute, I'll build it, no one will come in, won't you be ashamed! I'm afraid.

After all, this is all ordered, ahem, if you can pass 50, think about it again (in fact, the sword has been drawn).

That's it, and my talent is almost as good as it gets.

Phew, why do you feel so pessimistic, yes, the author is actually quite pessimistic, but this book, on the whole, will definitely be in a brisk style.

After all, reality is already so unhappy, there's no need to write about unhappy things, right?

I won't have any depression == My heart is in good health.

The daily schedule, getting up, reading/going to work, playing games, coding words, cooking, and sleeping are also quite fulfilling.

This is just the experience of an ordinary person, so what is written is destined to be ordinary.

And this kind of ordinariness is the core of "The Bathroom", I hope I won't slap myself in the face in the future.

That's probably it.,I'm going to slip away to the code word.,There may not be a third chapter.,I'm going to update "Draw the Sword".,I don't know why this book suddenly has a recommendation == I had to just get a chapter to prevaricate.。

By the way, there are also recommendations for the bathroom, but it's just an ordinary push, so it should be able to have a few more readers, hopefully.

Finish.