Chapter 84: Northeast Force
"What are you doing?"
The already absent-minded miracle was frightened! If you accidentally use too much force, you will hit the ground with a strong pestle.
"Ah!!h
The people who were pressed vigorously were almost out of breath, and they screamed in pain.
Miracle was startled and quickly helped Dali up: "Dali, are you okay?" ”
Zhao Haitang, who spoke up behind him, also came around: "Dali, are you okay?!" Miracle, what are you going to do to Vigor?! ”
Miracle was so concerned about his injury that he didn't have time to pay attention to him at all.
Vigorously frowning and stretching his back in pain, a string of Northeast words came out of his mouth: "Miracle, you tiger!" You're working so hard, huh?! Beat me to death, all of a sudden, slap me around, hiss, you mountain cannon. ”
O.O!!
Miracle and Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei who came in are stupid!
With this accent, which big brother's soul pierces my strength?!
Zhang Wei said directly: "Is this the strong Northeast sister or the Northeast sister?" ”
Unexpectedly, he said vigorously: "Ah, why did you two come down, what did you say to those two workers?" I'm just vigorous, am I not very good? ”
This mouthful of Northeast ballast made the three of them unable to come back to their senses for a long time.
The miracle's trembling hand shook vigorously: "Vigorously~ Vigorously!" Why do you speak so strongly? ”
"Northeast?" Dali was stunned for a moment, and suddenly his eyes widened and he panicked: "Alas, mom, I used to practice yoga while learning Northeast dialect, I must have made you so energetic!" Dry up the corner and the piece of the Northeast dialect that I have stored. ”
"What's going on?"
Looking at the anxious appearance of Dali, Miracle also wanted to ask what was going on?
Now the vigorous is the breath of a Siberian tiger girl...
Well, in fact, the miracle is not very flustered, because such a strong force is quite contrasting and cute.
Zhao Haitang said: "Miracle, look at your two tigers and eight drops, what are you doing, look at what you have done." ”
The miracle is also very helpless: "What's the matter, is there any?" ”
"What are you doing to learn from me?" Tilting his head vigorously and asking, he sprouted the miracle again.
I really don't know if it's in the eyes of a lover.
slapped his thigh vigorously: "I know what's wrong, miracle, for a while, your left hand is against my Ben'er, and as soon as I inhale in my belly, you will exert yourself." ”
"Then put his right hand on my big neck and sink my harappas."
"Zhao Haitang, I may not be able to stand on my feet when the time comes, you pinch the cucumber flesh and Bolengael for me."
"Maybe this will make the Northeast dialect in my brain stop."
"If you don't scratch your heart and liver, do you understand?"
Miracle and Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei: ........ 0.0
What the hell, I didn't understand a word of miracle, how did I mutate vigorously, and even talked a lot?!
Seeing these people stupidly, he suddenly became anxious: "What's the matter!" Isn't that clear enough? ”
"Remember my ribs hurt even if I didn't fork!"
As he spoke, he vigorously combined it with the action of rubbing the ribs without forks.
One didn't hold back, and the miracle laughed directly and patted the vigorous head with his hand.
"Poof... Hahahaha! You're so cute and funny! Hahaha! ”
Miracle felt that the ribs of the laughing oneself did not hurt even the fork!
Vigorously frowned, and gave a punch directly to the miracle in annoyance: "Laugh at you Tianling Gai'er!" It's not like you're giving the whole drop! ”
Miracle knows it's his own pot, but it's so funny!
Hahaha!
I can't stop at all!
Northeast copycat version vigorously, cow!
In the bar, Dali was still practicing yoga in front of her, and miracles were pressing against Dali's knees to help her.
Behind them, everyone in the love apartment sat on the sofa, watching them in a novel way.
"Hold on to my waves, don't move!"
"Push hard! Otherwise, I'm not stable! ”
"I'm going to be anxious, I originally wanted to learn the Fudong dialect well, go upstairs to chatter, and give the matter."
"It's good now, when I want to speak, I don't have a single word of Fudong dialect in my head!"
"Why am I bald all of a sudden?"
"Come to think of it, it's your fault!"
"Miracle, you know when time is pressing?"
"We have to give this tonight, we can't screw it anymore."
"Hold on, I'm fighting with my brain!"
Miracle held back a smile and helped to press his knees vigorously, a little distressed and a little love.
This Northeast Talker is really rare to see in a hundred years!
Miracle quietly glanced at a flower arrangement on the coffee table, and an imperceptible dark light flashed in his eyes.
Zhao Haitang sat next to Lu Ziqiao and sighed: "Dali, now your accent and name are a good match~"
"Get out of the way." The transformation is so strong that even his temper is a lot more irritable~
Lu Ziqiao also sighed: "I haven't seen you for a few hours, how did Dali become a Northeast girl." ”
"It is said that it was because of the miracle that he accidentally made a wrong move, which caused Dali not only to not improve the efficiency of learning Fudong dialect, but also to read the archive of learning Northeast dialect before, and I can't get it back, and I don't know what crime will happen to my house tomorrow." Hu Yifei held on to his head and had a headache~
Miracle hurriedly shook the pot: "Teacher Hu, this is really not bad for me, it was Zhao Licking Dog who scared me in the back, so I used too much force." ”
Zhao Haitang was anxious: "Who made it easy for people to misunderstand with the vigorous action at that time?!" ”
"Zhao Haitang, don't say it! I haven't settled accounts with you and Zhang Wei yet! Hu Yifei interrupted Zhao Haitang angrily:
"I only broke one wall, but now it's good, you guys went up to communicate, I broke three walls?!"
Hu Yifei remembered the miserable situation of his new house when he went up today, and he felt that the anger couldn't stop rising.
Zhao Haitang shrunk his neck in a loss, who knew that the two Fudong masters couldn't understand the meaning he conveyed with music? Not at all elegant!
Zhang Wei also shrank on the sofa with a weak heart, he didn't dare to say a word, he felt that his gestures and expressions were in place! I don't know where those two Fudong masters came from.
Is there a difference in gestures depending on the region?
The two scolded people shook the pot in their hearts at the same time.
Miracle hurriedly comforted Hu Yifei, and was about to make up for it: "It's okay Mr. Hu, when I turn the channel back, we can go up and make it clear!" ”
Lu Ziqiao completely stood on the side of the miracle: "That's right! Yifei, you have to believe in miracles, the live broadcast method he taught me yesterday is really effective! ”
"Do you know how many viewers I have today?"
Lu Ziqiao raised his eyebrows and asked everyone excitedly.
Miracle guessed: "1 thousand? ”
Lu Ziqiao shook his head: "Miracle, do you dare to have a little confidence in your method?!" ”
Miracle pursed his lips, and Zhang Wei said again: "Ten thousand?!" ”
Lu Ziqiao shook his head again, and Zhao Haitang was surprised: "100,000?!" ”
Who thought that Lu Ziqiao shook his head again, and Meijia, who was excited about Lu Ziqiao's hard work, shouted: "It's 2 million!" ”
"2 million?!" Everyone was stunned!
Miracles are also stupid, the fans who have worked hard to save up with technology have just broken 8 million now, and this Lu Ziqiao actually started 2 million on the first day!
Hu Yifei looked at the miracle unexpectedly: "Miracle, your trick is good, it is so effective~"
"That's right!" Lu Ziqiao slapped his face, very excited, and especially looked at the miracle gratefully:
"I didn't expect so many people to come and listen to my scumbag routine."
"A bunch of people at the bottom have left messages saying that they want me to come up with a unique cheat!"
Lu Ziqiao can be said to be in good spirits now.