Chapter 113: Road Idiots Are Contagious
Polka Avenue on the south side of Arubana.
Sanji's black foot kicked von Clay on the left side of his face, and von Clay kicked Sanji on the right cheek, and the cigarette fell to the ground.
The evenly matched blow sent both men five steps back.
Sanji: "Whew... You bastard! โ
Feng Clay: "What kind of kick is this, it can actually be on par with the slave family's shemale fist method?" You... Hurry up and get out of my way, don't delay my business! โ
Sanji: "Didn't I tell you?" If you want to get past here, you have to defeat me! โ
"Down with you? What a big breath! The slave family has been practicing day and night to become a demon fist, just because you still want to defeat me? โ
Von Clay said, his palms in an offensive stance, staggering attacks like slashes: "Shemale Fist Method: Sad Swan Ball!" โ
"Kicking Technique: First Meat!"
"Drink!"
"Back meat!"
"Drink!"
"Brasket!"
"Yikes!"
Feng Clay's palms were like knives, Sanji's kicks were like guns, and the muffled sound of punches and feet constantly sounded in the air, and the figures of the two flew back at the same time.
"Enough, from now on, the slave family is going to be serious!"
"I've had enough of your boring juggling, too."
"Juggling? You actually say that the slaves are juggling? โ
"Just let the horses come!"
Pregnant!
Out of nowhere, Von Clay suddenly had an idea, and his face changed to Nami's appearance!
As soon as he saw his Nami-san, Sanji's eyes came out of his heart.
He couldn't hide his thoughts at all.
Soon, he was defeated by Von Clay, and he was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face and trampled under his feet.
"Haha, it seems that you are just talking. Isn't this just that you can't stand up anymore? A first-class chef at sea? Von Clay, who had become Nami's appearance, stepped on Sanji's head and smiled proudly.
Sanji suddenly became angry: "Bastard shemale, no matter how much you become like Nami, but you are still a shemale in your bones, don't give me get carried away!" โ
Having said that, when Sanji's gaze was fixed on him (her) again, there was still an irrepressible peach heart in his gaze.
Even he hated himself a little: damn it, he looked so cute, he really couldn't do it...
Originally, Sanji was fascinated by him (her), but at this time, "Nami" gently opened her collar again, and her pretty face was flushed: "This country is so hot~ I really want to take off all my clothes~"
The peach heart in Sanji's eyes was about to fly to outer space, and he immediately turned into a colored orangutan, and slowly leaned over: "Do you need my help?" โ
"Shemale Knife Cut!"
"Toe kick!"
Two hard kicks and blows directly into Sanji's face.
When Sanji stood up and prepared to fight back, Von Clay took on Nami's appearance again. Sanji, who rushed forward, immediately stopped the car.
"Shemale Fist Method: Memoirs of That Summer!"
Taking advantage of this time, "Nami" spun over and kicked Sanji in the face again.
"Kick and click meat!"
This time, it was Sanji who actually kicked Feng Cray in the face.
Von Clay was a little surprised: "How do you..."
"I've seen through your ability to mimic..."
"Where is the less bluffing, where can you see through the slave family?"
"When you attack, you immediately return to your original appearance, and when you stop attacking, you change back, am I right?"
When Sanji said this, Feng Clay "chuckled" in his heart...
At this time, Simon of Arubana.
Zoro looked left and right but couldn't find Nami and Tatsuki: "Where did these two fools go?" โ
(Actually, Zoro himself got lost)
And not far away, Mr.1 and Ms. Erzhi looked at Nami with a fierce face, Nami was so frightened that she was about to cry, and ran desperately: "I'm really fed up, where are the idiot swordsman and the idiot co-deputy, help!" โ
It's understandable that Zoro is lost, but where did Chenqi go?
Since coming to this ship, Chen Qi has also contracted a lot of "bad habits", such as falling asleep anytime and anywhere, getting lost when being taken by others, always cultivating, sometimes going to the kitchen in the middle of the night to steal something to eat, and inexplicably saying something that he doesn't even understand, etc.
To sum up, most of these vices are contagious by Sauron, especially the one where you get lost...
(Sauron expresses strong displeasure.) ๏ผ
Forehead... Well, in fact, Chenqi is also a road idiot by nature, second only to Zoro in the Straw Hats, Luffy is a little better than him, ranking second.
"One of the rules of murder is to destroy the weak first..."
Mr.1 looks at Nami like a cat watching a mouse, and she is running for her life.
Just when she thought she had run away, Mr.1 flew over and turned his fingers into blades and was about to slash Nami's neck.
Nami seems to have a desperate look in her eyes...
At this moment, a sharp blade came up to stop Mr. 1's attack, blocking the Grim Reaper's footsteps.
"Zoro!"
Nami, who had returned from the edge of the Onimon Gate, looked delighted.
Mr.1 looked at Zoro with an indifferent gaze: "It's really in the way..."
Zoro slashed at it, but Mr. 1 blocked it with his arm, and the sound of metal clashing could be heard in the air.
Zoro suddenly felt something: "Your body seems to be a little unusual. โ
"That's nature."
Mr.1, whose real name is Daz Bonis, is a superhuman person with the ability to quickly chop fruits, and his whole body can be turned into a blade, and his body is as hard as steel. He was originally a bounty hunter in the West Sea, and later joined Bยท W, the bounty is 51 million Bailey.
Originally, the two still had some intersections, and Mr. 1 once invited Zoro to join Bยท W, but Zoro said, "If you want me to be the boss, I'll join."
"But I'm sorry, I'm not interested in your idiot boss right now."
The two slammed into each other again.
"Don't be complacent, you're just an unknown swordsman from the Pirates."
Zoro smirked, "And what are you?" Is it a pawn at the mercy of others? Or is it a rice bucket that is strong on the outside and dry on the inside? โ
(This mouth is really powerful, and it deserves to be called a "poisonous tongue.") ๏ผ
Looking at this posture, the two are going to duel.
Ms. Two-Finger is also very interesting, and she says to her partner Mr. 1, "Then, the young lady (Nami) over there will be handed over to me!" โ
"Please."
Hearing this, Zoro "chuckled" in his heart: "Oops, Nami..."
But in the blink of an eye, Nami doesn't know when she has run away (worthy of the "little thief cat").
Nami was hiding in a corner, cheering herself up with three blue sticks.
These three short sticks are the [weather sticks] that Usopp made for her.
"What am I doing, hiding in Tibet, I've obviously made up my mind, Weiwei she's still waiting for me..."
At this moment, several spikes shot from not far away and pierced Nami's body...
Thanks to [Yong] for the reward of 100 book coins
(End of chapter)