Chapter VI. It's really funny

The strongest skill of the Lu Academy?

"Of course, it is my steel-like iron forging method, this method was born from the Songshan North Shaolin secret inner fist forging technique, supplemented by my original outer door row of kung fu, fierce and sophisticated, infinite power, after practice, the body is cast with copper and iron, invulnerable, water and fire are difficult to invade, and then with the broken water flow karate or fatal scissors feet and other fierce tricks, it can be called a murderous fight.

If you want to practice superior martial arts, you must first train your body to be like steel, and there is no other way. ”

Before the words of this steel-like iron fell, one of them opened his mouth and mocked:

"Murder without a dozen? Ridiculous, the so-called rigid can not be long, rigid is very easy to break, your steel-like iron forging body method has its appearance, strong outside and dry, once you meet the practice of Tai Chi Mianzhang, Bagua Yin hand of the soft boxing master, can only be played between the palms.

The old man's 'innate divine power' is the strongest skill of the Lu Academy.

This method is highly intentional, one change and two links, can be practiced internal force and qi and blood essence mutual transformation, usually the internal qi return to the yuan scattered in the limbs and hundreds of remains, not only can collect breath and hide qi, so that no one can see through your body martial arts, but also can contain flesh and blood, muscles and bones, life and disability to make up for the defects, so that a body of energy is endless, enough to tear the tiger and leopard.

Don't say that you are alone, even if you kill a family of thirteen overnight and then do something hehehehe, you will never feel a little tired.

Of course, the old man is just a pure martial arts theorist, kind to others, peace-loving, everything he just said is just the result of theoretical derivation, the old man himself does not know any martial arts at all, and has never shot to kill. ”

After the peace-loving martial artist finished speaking, he only heard a disdainful sneer beside him.

"Hehe, it's a lot of talk, why haven't I seen a few people learn your innate divine power?

The form and spirit can not be taken into account, it is much the same, and the steel and iron forging body method are the kung fu of the three-legged cat.

If you want to say that the strongest skill of the Lu School Department can only be the innate qi of this seat.

This method is the supreme mastery of the Baiyang Tianli Sect that has been passed down from generation to generation, and it has always been taught only by the disciples of the Childless Old Mother's Throne.

After practicing, Wai Gang is strong, and his whole body is covered with air, without the slightest flaw.

Gang Qi breaks the body, can pierce the golden cave stone, and kill people in the air.

In the end, refining Gang into the gods, a little sharp edge, nothing is cut, it is a rare method in the world to break the level.

When you practice to the supreme realm of rebellion and innate rebellion, as long as the essence is sufficient, you can heal your injuries at any time, continue to break limbs, flesh and bones, and be reborn in battle, unstoppable. ”

"Unstoppable? Zhao Tianji, come and try my steel-like iron! ”

"Stupid, under the whole world, I don't care about any martial arts except for the eighteen palms of the dragon, Dong Tianbao, you are destined to be under this seat all your life!"

"The two of you listen to the old man's words, harmony is precious, and harmony is precious!"

"Chang Tianwei, you despicable villain, you actually used the claws of the Absolute Yin and Yang Tiger to persuade you, do you still dare to say that you don't know martial arts?"

"You three don't fight anymore!"

Before the sound of the shouting fell, a fierce gust of wind struck with the sound of the old and clear, blowing over the three Lu School instructors who were in a ball together with the futon under their buttocks, and the three of them rolled to the ground in embarrassment.

The old man's snow eyebrows were fluffy, and his old eyes were half-open and half-closed, but his might was as fierce as the tiger, which was terrifying.

The old man withdrew his big sleeves, sat down directly opposite Liang De with his hands together, Dong Tianbao, Zhao Tianji, and Chang Tianwei also picked up the futon, walked to the back of the old man in the Taoist robe and sat down, and kept quiet with a disgraced face.

"You're the new transfer student?"

Lin Baolong pulled Liang De up and saluted.

"This is Teacher Yuan Tianren, the chief instructor of our Lu Academy, who has cultivated profoundly, and is the leading martial arts master in the school."

Yuan Tianren waved his hand and motioned for Liang De and Lin Baolong to sit down.

"What a master, it's just a dead soul under the sword of Sheng Wuxuan, and those who have the heart have long since broken off themselves, leaving us who are passable wastes to survive."

Hearing this, Dong Tianbao behind him blushed, Zhao Tianji snorted coldly, and Chang Tianwei just smiled bitterly.

"Young man, you have already heard it just now, the steel-like iron forging body method, innate divine power, innate qi, and the strongest kung fu of the Lu School Department are almost all here.

Although it is a random name given by a few incognito sword souls, it is also a practical method selected from their own proud skills, purple and green and red white, among the four tribulations and twelve levels of the realm primordial walkers, at least the lower rank of the white tribulation to the middle of the red tribulation is enough for you.

Pick one, pick a kung fu, pick a teacher. ”

Liang De sat on the straw futon and pretended to think, but in fact his head was at a loss, and he really didn't know how to pick it out.

Before changing the crossing, he must now take out his mobile phone to search for "which kung fu is good for steel-like iron forging body method, innate divine power, and innate gangqi", "Dong Tianbao, Chang Tianwei, Zhao Tianji, which teacher is great", and spent more than half an hour browsing various sand sculpture answers on 〇 Degree Knowing and 〇 Hu (too long and too professional not to read), and finally made a choice according to the high praise answers.

However, this choice is not necessarily good, and the more information you refer, the more difficult it is to make the right choice.

Just as it would be wise to prioritize products with higher sales and higher reviews when shopping, it would be wise to have reliable data sources, but the main mission of the major conglomerates that manipulate the so-called big data does not seem to be to bring consumers a better life experience and save more money.

There is a great deal of reference information for this, not to mention the fact that it is now a completely unfamiliar world and field.

He knows very little about martial arts, although he has read many novels, movies, and dramas on related topics, but he only has a vague understanding in his heart:

The real department is not as good as the super series, and the super series is not as good as the funny series.

But Dong Tianbao, Zhao Tianji, and Chang Tianwei's three kung fu skills all sound quite funny, and it's a bit difficult to distinguish between them......

Yuan Tianren said that they are all Yin Demon puppets with their real names hidden, and these three kung fu skills are the names they picked out from the skills they are good at, so the combat effect has nothing to do with the movies they have watched, and they can't use movies as a reference......

So why do you want to name the martial arts in the comedy movie, it's too intrusive to judge, how do you want me to pick a funny one.

The funny value of "Innate Divine Power" is almost the same, and only the "Talking Tom Cat Seventy-two Immortal Body Refining Method" can crush it.

However, the whole world is only afraid of descending the dragon and eighteen palms, but it is the innate anger to talk about this weakness every day and loudly to the enemy...... It doesn't seem to be bad either!

Do people from other worlds also like Stephen Chow's movies, so maybe Stephen's Chow will become obsolete, but Stephen's Chow's movies will not...... Wait a minute, I can't get distracted yet, but what can I think of if I concentrate on it!

Liang De has always been decisive and decisive, and he decided to buy something for a long time, and often began to hesitate again because of a bad review, but the world always needs people to make choices.

In a world where the universe is so complex, with so many information and situations that the universe is expanding, with commercial SSDs reaching 100 terabytes and system-wide supercomputers with peak performance of 2 billion exabytes per second, it is clear that the human brain cannot take the most correct approach to everything.

With countless keyholes and finite keys, humans use their master key to move forward in a mixed bag of right and wrong.

To survive in this world, the master key that Liang De prepared for himself was not self-confidence, determination, courage, or love and faith.

His master key doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter if you buy clothes online, if your house is smaller, if your bus is slow, if your takeaway is unpalatable, if you work overtime, if your boss is bad, if your colleagues are stupid, if your friends are annoying, if your skin is almost fat, if you sleep less, if you laugh at yourself, if you are called a social animal...... It doesn't matter.

In the ordinary life day after day, there is no need to sacrifice one's life for righteousness, there is a so-called may not be successful, and there is no way to get rid of it.

Sudden death is caught off guard, it doesn't matter, and people don't want to die suddenly without sudden death.

Coming to this sword immortal ruin with strange rules, Liang De was surprised and annoyed, feeling ridiculous and distorted, and it didn't matter if he was depressed.

For social animals, it's just a change of place to work.

Organizational structure, rules and regulations, upper and lower levels, and relationships with people, aren't they still there after crossing?

Which is easier to die, which is more difficult to go home, and which is more stressful, which is more stressful, in Liang De's opinion, is only between the best.

In recent years, there has been an increase in the number of works in which social animals suddenly die and cross the other world, probably because some creators have realized the qualifications of social animals and traversers.

However, under the influence of this trend of traveling through other worlds, there have been a lot of shoddy animation works, and in my opinion, the industry should strengthen its ......

"Ahem, ahem." A deliberate throat clearing sound interrupted Liang De from his cranky thoughts, and Lin Baolong coughed until his muscles trembled, and he couldn't pay attention to it.

"Well...... Liang De realized that he had been distracted for too long, and hurriedly put on a thoughtful expression.

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

"Teacher Yuan, I don't think I want to feel it, I don't understand this, which one do you think I should practice?"

When Yuan Tianren heard this, a playful look appeared on his wrinkled old face: "Young man, if I am allowed to choose, if I have a feeling, you must listen to me." ”

Finally, I waited for a transfer student of the land school department of this shore.

Hehe, young man, even if you choose it yourself, I will let you practice it like I decided in the end, and now you let me help you decide, it will be more convenient.

Liang De nodded, "Then ask Mr. Yuan to decide for me, I will only order the type of popular star meals of the season when I go to the chain fried chicken restaurant, and I may not be able to choose it by myself." ”

"Then listen carefully."