He looked at Youyou: "Miracle and Dali are so good, and if I am their teacher, doesn't it mean that I am also excellent?" ”

Before Yoyo could speak, Ziqiao smiled and said, "Guan Gu, not every teacher is better than the students, look at Yifei and Dali." ”

Yifei: "??? ”

No, it can all be related to me?

Ziqiao saw Yifei's terrifying gaze, and hurriedly smiled and said, "Yifei, I didn't say anything just now. ”

"Oh, in that case, go down with me and move the table." After Yifei finished speaking, he walked out the door.

Ziqiao: "??? ”

Table? Is it so formal? And I didn't expect Yifei to be so careful.

Soon, Yifei and Ziqiao brought up four desks and chairs from downstairs, placed them in the living room, and made a blackboard, perfect.

Miracle looked at the scene in front of him and remembered what the class had been like before.

Still, Miracle wonders where did these things come from? Little Black? Why does Blackie have it? It's not Xiao Hei, where did it come from?

Yifei wiped the borrowed blackboard clean and clapped her hands: "The scene is arranged, and the class will officially start in the afternoon." ”

Hearing the word class, Ziqiao and Meijia fell asleep again, Yifei saw it, and couldn't help but cover her forehead, it was really a headache to encounter this kind of problem student.

"Class."

Ziqiao and Mika woke up again.

Yifei said: "Xiao Hei will come to introduce new inventions in the afternoon, you scumbags had better enjoy it now, otherwise you will feel good after class." ”

When Ziqiao heard Yifei's words, he had a desire to challenge, he was sick, and he often had any challenges before, but now when he sees Yifei like this, he wants to challenge Yifei.

I saw Ziqiao raise his eyebrows and say, "Do you want to challenge it?" There is no desertion in the world that I Lu Xiaobu can't drive. ”

Yifei almost slapped him in the face.

Yifei said: "Can you be serious, wait for me to study hard." ”

It's afternoon.

Miracle, Dali, Ziqiao, and Mika sat at their desks with materials on them.

"Blackie is here." Just as they were feeling the atmosphere, Yifei came in with Xiao Hei.

Xiao Hei pushed a half-person-high iron box, stood still in front of the blackboard, looked at the four people in front of the desk, and said, "This is my latest invention, the portable home school master cultivator."

Correct your learning posture, improve your learning efficiency, and you can easily become a machine for top students without using a five-year college entrance examination and a three-year simulation, which you deserve. ”

Miracle: "??? ”

What a big breath, Xiao Hei, it seems that I haven't taught you how to be a man.

When Meijia heard this, she said suspiciously, "Correct your learning posture?" How is this done? ”

Xiao Hei explained: "The Xueba Cultivator has the function of facial recognition, which can be observed and seen in the posture of the student, so as to make a reminder. ”

As soon as Xiao Hei's voice fell, he only heard a mechanical voice: "Two non-standard postures have been detected, please correct them." ”

Ziqiao and Meijia: "??? ”

"Why only two?" Ziqiao asked.

When Yifei heard this, he smiled and said, "Look at the powerful and miraculous sitting posture. ”

When Ziqiao heard this, he looked at it, oh, such a standard.

Ziqiao looked at himself again, he was so lazy.

Guan Gu looked at the machine and asked Xiao Hei, "How does this work?" ”

"This one is fully automated, and I don't want to do it." Xiao Hei said: "Once someone deserts, the Xueba Cultivator will give a warning.

If it is not corrected, further corrective measures will be taken to help everyone focus.

I wish you all a happy study, I'm leaving. ”

After speaking, Xiao Hei left, quite a kind of hidden merit and fame.

Sekiya didn't know what the corrective measures were, but it sounded powerful.

I always feel that this class can be very good.

Surely it won't be when he was an art teacher and the students were joking in Japanese.

Guan Gu felt in a good mood just thinking about it, he looked at Miracle and the others, and said, "Next, start class!" ”

Hearing these six words, Ziqiao and Meijia rolled their eyes, and they were about to fall asleep immediately.

"Dudutu, check the student who is dozing off, you have three seconds to correct it, otherwise, you will have to take coercive measures."

The Xueba cultivator suddenly made a sound, and when everyone heard this, they all looked at Meijia and Ziqiao, looking forward to the operation behind the robot.

Because Ziqiao and Meijia haven't gotten up yet, they're still asleep.

At this time, three seconds have arrived.

A chicken crow suddenly came out of the Xueba cultivator, which startled everyone, and when they looked at it, it turned out to be a screaming chicken appearing on the machine and screaming there.

“？？？”

Mika and Ziqiao were woken up by this scream, and they looked confused.

"It's morning? How can there be a rooster crow? Ziqiao said suspiciously.

Yifei saw that the effect was very good, and said with satisfaction: "Okay, then let's continue." ”

As soon as Ziqiao heard Yifei's words, he remembered his challenge, and decided to cheer up and start deserting.

He took advantage of Guan Gu's inattention, plugged an earplug, and decided to continue sleeping, and with the earbuds, he would not be woken up.

Just as Ziqiao was making small movements, the machine started again.

"Dududu, I have detected that a classmate is not paying attention to the class, you now have three seconds to correct it, otherwise you will be punished."

When Guan Gu and Yifei heard this, they immediately looked at Ziqiao.

Meijia was a little dazed when she saw that they didn't doubt herself at all.

Are you so believed?

Ziqiao: "??? ”

Isn't it so suspicious?

Miracle and Dali smiled, and saw that Ziqiao had not corrected it, and time had passed, so he saw a water gun pop out from the appearance of the Xueba cultivator, spraying wildly at Ziqiao.

Ziqiao was confused, what is the operation of this water gun?

Ziqiao thought it was a sound, but he didn't expect that since there would be such a punishment, it was too weird.

Ziqiao suddenly felt that something was wrong, how could this water have a strange smell, this smell was suffocating.

"I was wrong, I was wrong."

Ziqiao found that the situation was wrong, and immediately admitted his mistake and decided not to desert.

For a moment, I took off the earbuds.

Guan Gu and Yifei saw Ziqiao's serious appearance and nodded with satisfaction, and Guan Gu continued his lecture.

Although Ziqiao gave up, don't forget that he and Meijia are college scumbags, and that's how it is to let them study seriously.

Ziqiao is okay, but Meijia is not good, and she can't even listen to the class carefully.

No, while Guan Gu and Yifei were not paying attention, Meijia spread out the textbook and put it on the table, lowered her head and secretly played with her mobile phone.

"Doodoo, something unrelated to learning has been detected, please put it away immediately, you have three seconds to correct it."

The Xueba Cultivator issued another warning at this time.

Ziqiao said for the first time at this time: "It's not me." ”

Mika: "??? ”

No, I was disappointed by your reaction.

Guan Gu and Yifei looked at Ziqiao suspiciously.

Just when Ziqiao was about to explain, Meijia raised her head and said, "Hey, why is my network gone?" ”

Yifei now knew that it was Meijia playing with her mobile phone, so she said: "Listen carefully, Meijia, your behavior has been discovered by the Xueba Cultivator, it has the function of blocking signals, and your network has been blocked." ”

Hearing this, the others took out their phones and looked at them.

"I'll go, there's really no signal." Ziqiao saw that there was no signal displayed on the mobile phone, and everyone was stupid.

"I have." Miracle looked at the phone and said.

"I have it too." Dali said the same thing.

Ziqiao was stunned, why? Why am I being treated this way?