Chapter 180: The Lord and the Scapegoat
Night.
Zhou Xuanwen was dressed in black, and his face was also covered with a black cloth, and he knocked on the door of the bedroom next door.
A student with a pockmarked face opened the door, and when he saw Zhou Xuanwen with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, he subconsciously wanted to close the door, but he was stopped by his quick eyes.
"Yes...... There are thieves !!"
The pock-faced student exclaimed, the shout attracting the attention of the other four people in the dormitory, who rushed to check it out.
"Shhh~ What are you calling!"
Zhou Xuanwen was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his mouth, and at the same time stretched out a finger to put it to his mouth and blew it.
"Who are you, why are you covering your face, and what are you trying to do?"
The roommate who rushed over saw that the situation was wrong, and without saying a word, he directly condensed all kinds of magic in his hands, including fireball technique, water ball technique, and earth shield technique......
When Zhou Xuanwen made a move, they smashed it unceremoniously!
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"
Zhou Xuanwen waved his hand again and again, and let go of the pockmark-faced student, he raised his hands and took a step back, indicating that he had no malicious intent.
Seeing Zhou Xuanwen's appearance, the four of them also dispersed the magic they had released, but their eyes were still staring at him vigilantly, for fear that he would play some tricks.
"Brother, do you want spicy strips?
Zhou Xuanwen directly said his intention, the reason why he covered his face was also after careful consideration!
Although Wu Fan promised that no matter what happened, it could be pushed on him, but Zhou Xuanwen, as a student of Wu Fan, had received a lot of teachings from him, so how could he go against his conscience?
Of course, more importantly, he is afraid that others will know that the first box of spicy noodles flowed out of his hands, especially for the group of boys who are pestered by their girlfriends and full of indignation......
"Do you have spicy strips?"
Hearing these two words, the eyes of the five people in the dormitory suddenly lit up.
Although the spicy strip has only been around for a short day, almost all students have heard of its fame!
It's just that only a handful of people see and eat......
But this aroused their curiosity even more, and the more they failed to see and try it in person, the more their hearts were like cats scratching, itching and uncomfortable.
"Absolutely!"
Zhou Xuanwen nodded, and at the same time took out a whole box of spicy strips from the space ring, opened it and showed it to them.
"Hiss~"
Looking at the colorful and neatly placed spicy strips in front of them, the eyes of the five people were straight.
They no longer had the vigilant demeanor they had before, and couldn't wait to ask: "How much is a pack?" Let me tell you, don't deliberately blackmail us, we all know the market, up to 30 ......."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhou Xuanwen raise a finger and look at them with a smile.
"100 gold coins a pack, why don't you grab it?"
Mazi scolded directly, he originally thought that he finally had the opportunity to buy it, but he didn't expect it to be a lion's mouth......
The faces of the other four people suddenly looked bad.
"No, you misunderstood!" Zhou Xuanwen explained, "I mean a pack of gold coins!"
"Really?!"
The five of them exclaimed in unison, they never expected that the spicy strips that had been rumored to be so cheap?
Could it be that they have gone out of shit luck?
"Okay! I want to buy ......"
"Wait!"
Mazi Face excitedly took out the gold coins and was about to buy dozens of packs from him
, but was stopped by his roommate.
The roommate looked suspicious, carefully looked at the spicy noodles in the box, and asked, "Are you fake? Spicy noodles can't be so cheap! One of my classmates spent 40 gold coins to buy a pack of ...... in the afternoon."
A word woke up the person in the dream, and the pockmarked face immediately came back to his senses when he heard this, and looked at Zhou Xuanwen with the same suspicion.
"Alas~"
Zhou Xuanwen sighed and complained: "It's really troublesome to serve you! It's too expensive during the day, and it's cheap to sell to you at night, and it is fake...... In this case, let you try a pack for free, but be sure to buy it after eating......"
As he spoke, he then picked up a pack of spicy strips and tore them open, and divided a few sticks for each of them.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa......"
They ate it suspiciously, and as soon as they entered their mouths, it was as if they couldn't stop at all, chewing continuously, feeling the incomparable spicy taste in their mouths, the unique novelty......
Soon, they finished eating the spicy strips in their mouths, their eyes were bright, and they took out a large amount of gold coins very boldly, and shouted:
"Bring me fifty packs!"
"I want eighty packs!md! This time let my girlfriend eat enough and see what else she has to say!"
"I'll take sixty packets! Get up and eat slowly!"
“......”
I've never eaten pork, I've always seen pigs run!
Although they hadn't eaten spicy strips before, it stands to reason that they shouldn't be able to eat whether it was true or fake, but they spent almost the whole day pestering the people who had eaten it to tell what it tasted like, and as soon as they took a bite, they knew that what Zhou Xuanwen said was true......
"Hahaha, I've made a profit! I'll buy a few hundred more packs of it, and when I sell it tomorrow, I can make a lot of money!"
Mazi shouted excitedly, and kissed the spicy strip in his hand several times excitedly.
Zhou Xuanwen gave him a look of contempt from a hidden angle, but anyone with a little brain should know: Since he dares to sell so many spicy noodles at a low price, will there be a market for him at a high price?
Just as the two parties were enjoying themselves, at the end of the transaction, Zhou Xuanwen raised his leg and was just about to leave, but was stopped by his pockmarked roommate.
"Wait!"
"Is there something wrong?" Zhou Xuanwen asked.
The roommate looked Zhou Xuanwen up and down for a while, and said, "Honestly, are you the one who sold that box of spicy noodles last night?"
"Of course not!" Zhou Xuanwen denied it without hesitation.
Just kidding, if you are recognized, wouldn't you be beaten in the Thomas roundabout?
"Then why are you covering your face? Isn't that a sign of weakness......" The roommate continued to ask, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that his judgment was reasonable.
If it weren't for him, where would he get so many spicy strips?
Zhou Xuanwen obviously realized this, and cold sweat broke out on his anxious forehead, he was smart but was mistaken by cleverness!
In this urgency, he really couldn't think of any good excuses......
Just when the roommate quietly clenched his fists, intending to avenge countless male compatriots, a voice sounded:
"It's not him! Didn't someone say it, the first one with spicy strips in his hand was a little fat man named Zhao An, with a round figure and a good recognition. ”
The pockmarked face's 'pig teammate' is simply not too timely!
The roommate thought about it, and felt that what Mazi said seemed to be right, and immediately apologized: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood......"
"It's okay, it's okay!" Zhou Xuanwen waved his hand again and again, and then directly opened the door and slipped away.
If he stays any longer, he is really afraid of revealing any flaws.
This wave of pockmarked face's operation really demonstrated to him, what is 'not afraid of god-like opponents, just pig-like teammates'!
Here he has two people to thank!
One is Zhao An's little fat man who helped him innocently 'take the crime', his selfless dedication, Zhou Xuanwen will definitely remember it!
The other is this pockmarked face, a wave of good assists, allowing him to 'escape with blood'!
Zhou Xuanwen walked to another dormitory, and silently delivered his 'acceptance speech' in his heart......
In this way, Zhou Xuanwen was dressed in black, with hundreds of boxes of spicy strips, like a silent black shadow, gradually stepping on the door of each bedroom.
Each dormitory was like a god of luck, gratitatively buying a lot of spicy strips, clasping Zhou Xuanwen's hands, excited that he finally didn't have to suffer from his girlfriend's entanglement.
Until he knocked on the last dorm door.
"Crunch~"
"Strange! The door isn't closed?"
Zhou Xuanwen was puzzled, and then walked into the dormitory, only to see four people sitting around the bed in the corner, they looked at the bedridden classmates with worried faces, and sighed from time to time.
"Hey, do you want to buy a bun of spicy noodles to try?"
Zhou Xuanwen stepped forward and said his intention at the same time.
Whew!
Suddenly, Wudao's eyes stared straight at Zhou Xuanwen, making him take a step back with some fear.
"Yes...... You ......"
A faint voice sounded, and Zhou Xuanwen felt as if he had heard it somewhere.
He looked into bed, good fellow!
I saw a big pig's head with a blue nose and swollen face lying on the bed, his face was very distorted, as if he had been beaten by hundreds of colleagues, there were faint blood stains between his nose, and there were bruises in many places on his body, and even purple and black in some places......
"It's you! Zhao An!"
Zhou Xuanwen exclaimed in surprise, he didn't know why, he recognized Zhao An with a greatly changed face at a glance.
It may be that there is an inexplicable feeling between the scapegoat and the main master......
"You...... Can you ...... me It's miserable......"
When Zhao An saw Zhou Xuanwen, he wanted to get up excitedly, but after struggling for a long time, he could only barely raise one arm and pointed at Zhou Xuanwen hatefully.
Seeing Zhao An's miserable appearance, Zhou Xuanwen couldn't bear it, he folded his hands, bowed slightly, and said, "A good person has a safe life!"
Then he turned around, walked out of the dormitory, and closed the door!
This series of movements is done in one go, as if flowing smoothly, very natural and coherent.
didn't mention the matter of buying spicy noodles for half a sentence, Zhou Xuanwen leaned against the wall silently, but he was secretly praying for Zhao An in his heart:
"Brother, you must hold on! At least you can't hang up until all the boys' anger is vented! Come on, good people do it to the end, I believe you can do it!"
Then he patted his ass and happily ran back to his bedroom.
He ...... He...... I...... I ......"
Zhao An's trembling body was desperately rolling on the bed, but no matter how hard he struggled, it was difficult to get out of bed.
In the end, he had no strength, so he could only look up at the wall and silently shed tears of grievance.
He...... It's so hard!
At this time, the moon and stars were scarce, the black magpie was flying south, and a breeze blew from the window, blowing his tattered sleeves......