Chapter 100: Urging
Then I talked about the reminder again!
Zhuge vigorously came up with the goal of urging the manuscript today, and directly took out a bunch of them!
Miracles are acceptable, after all, it's not that I've watched TV, but Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang have their mouths wide open, looking incredulous!
"So much?" Zhao Haifu asked in disbelief!
Zhuge shook his head with a vigorous smile: "That's this, that?" ”
Curry sauce looks at that pile of papers!
"Dali, why aren't all your authors famous??"
Zhuge vigorously shrugged his shoulders and said: "Those great god writers can't take their turn, I'm an intern editor, by the way, I have a great god editor under my hand, it's a miracle!" ”
Curry sauce was amazed to look at the strength and miracle!
Puzzled, he asked, "Dali, Brother Miracle, what's going on with you two?" I don't think Brother Miracle told us. ”
Zhuge nodded vigorously, "That's the case, there's nothing wrong, because the miracle work is over and no new book has been released, so there are not many things, so there is no problem!" ”
Curry sauce and Zhao Beaver suddenly realized!
Miracles are about knowing a little bit and not bothering to talk nonsense.
"I'll arrange the work next!" Zhuge smiled vigorously!
The three of them looked at Zhuge and waited vigorously for work!
"I have twenty authors, and each of them has to update at least three thousand words a day! More than 10,000 words, what we have to do is to urge the change! ”
"All we have to do is make sure that every author meets their targets on time and that they are always ready for the unexpected!"
The three of them nodded in understanding!
After a pause, Zhuge Dali continued: "For example, I have a writer named Nicholas Zhang San under my command, and he said that he accidentally broke his hand and had to stop for three months!" Later, he will come from the hospital to ask for leave, what are you going to do in this situation? ”
Curry Sauce thought for a while and said, "Since his hand is injured, let him rest, and continue to write when his hand is ready!" ”
"You're stupid, when he gets ready, the reader has already run away, and you want me to say that we should accompany him to complete the creation!" Zhao Haitang interrupted the curry sauce, and then said!
Curry Sauce nodded suddenly in realization!
Zhuge Dali shook her head when she heard this, and then she looked at the miracle expectantly, because the miracle is a writer and should have good attention!
Miracle touched his chin and thought for a while: "I think it depends on whether he is really injured or fake, really injured, let him update a little less a day, if it is fake, expose him and let him go back to code words immediately!" ”
"If you rush to take a course, Zhao Beaver still has curry sauce, you two have already failed the course!! And the miracle answer is very good, because some writers pretend to be sick and pitiful in order not to update! ”
"And if you agree, it will be even worse next time, and you will think you are a bully!" Zhuge vigorously said to the three of them!
The three nodded!
After a while, Nicholas Zhang San came over, and several people sat down in the office!
Nicholas Zhang San sold miserably: "Dali, it's not that I don't want to code words or deliver the manuscript, but my hand is injured, and I really can't write, I'm really sorry!" ”
And then touch the arm of the plaster cast!
The three of them looked at it dumbfounded, this clumsy performance!
Zhuge Dali smiled at Nicholas Zhang San, and then raised a small hammer and smashed it directly on Zhang San's arm!
Nicholas Zhang San was frightened, his right hand moved directly, and at first glance, he was very healthy and had no fractures!
Zhuge Dali was also staring at his hand, and Nicholas Zhang San knew that it was exposed!
"Don't pretend, there were 6 people who came to take a plaster cast last week, and there are 3 depressed patients, who are going to die or live, and they are much worse than you!" Zhuge said with a smile!
Nicholas Zhang Sanyi heard it and said angrily: "That group of guys copied my idea!" ”
"If you put your creativity to writing, you'd be done!" Zhuge was speechless!
"Let's be accommodating for a few days!"
"I've thought of it for you, there are several directions, even if the main line can't be written, you can also write a branch line!"
Nicholas Zhang San shook his head and said depressedly: "But I haven't had any inspiration lately." ”
Zhuge vigorously gave Curry Sauce a look, and Curry Sauce instantly understood.
Curry Sauce said: "An uninspired author is like an idle fish." ”
"No, there is still a difference between you and Xianyu, that is, your salt value is relatively low!"
Nicholas Zhang San was even more depressed when he heard this, and what he said was even more depressing!
Suddenly, Zhuge Dali didn't know where to take out one, a red horn, and shouted in his ears: "Don't hurry back and write!" ”
Nicholas Zhang San was so frightened that he ran away, which was faster than Liu Xiang!!
The three of them looked at Zhang San's back in shock.
I didn't expect Zhang San to run so fast, it's a pity not to be an athlete!
Curry Sauce asked a little embarrassedly: "Dali, will this be too cruel to Zhang San!" ”
Zhao Haitang nodded in agreement when he heard this.
Miracle didn't speak, because he felt that it was too boring, and he might as well go back to sleep.
Of course, he can't say it, otherwise it's strange if Zhuge Dali isn't angry!
"I'm here to give you another prestige, otherwise these authors will think you're a bully." Zhuge vigorously explained!
Curry sauce and Zhao Haitang nodded when they heard this, indicating OK!
Zhuge Dali then said: "Okay, next, I'll assign you a job, that is, call to urge the change!" ”
The three of them were arranged to work at the place where they worked, but Zhuge Dali himself left!
But they were originally here to experience editing, so they immediately opened their names and started urging changes!
The curry sauce urged the more comparatively dog legs, said a few words, and the author on the other end of the phone knew that this was the new editor who would not urge the change at all, so he immediately hung up!
Don't get me wrong, I hung up the phone right away!
Then, I could only make a phone call, of course, the result was still the same, as soon as people heard her soft tone, they knew that she was a bully, easy to talk, and hung up the phone immediately!
Then she called the next one, and to her infuriation, all five of her lists were finished, because none of them had promised to turn in the manuscript.
Curry Sauce muttered to himself: "What Dali said is really right, these authors really have to be treated hard, otherwise they won't pay attention to my urging at all!" ”
Miracle called his list of ten, and the other side was connected.
"Hello? I'm the editor, I'm here to urge the change, when will you deliver the manuscript? ”
The author on the other side listened to the "Oh, editor, uh-huh. I've been feeling sick lately, my inspiration has disappeared, and I'm so embarrassed to have to wait two days to continue writing! ”
Miracle shook his head when he heard this!
"I just want to ask, how many of the great gods are updated every day? There has never been a delay, and you are a hit on the street, what qualifications do you have to delay? So what other novels do you write? ”