145. Tragic status quo
I was busy for most of the day, and I didn't get anything.
Meng Huangliang dragged his tired body out of the hall, glanced at Xiao Ding Ye, who was also dying on his head and shoulders, and then smelled the disgusting smell of the two of them, Meng Huangliang raised his heavy eyelids and said weakly: "Little Ding Ye, I feel like I'm about to die, have you come here like this before?" ”
", how many years have you been here, and I've never seen so much garbage like today!" It's okay not to mention it, as soon as he said this, Xiao Ding Ye became a face and a nose is not a nose, and scolded angrily: "When Xiao Ye stays here alone, it would be good to have one or two nodes in three or five days at most, and even ten days and half a month without waking up!"
But now?
Teenai's, day by day, day by day, day by day, almost didn't exhaust grandpa and me to death! ”
After Xiao Ding Ye lost his temper, he felt sore and painful all over his body, and said with a nostalgic look on his face: "Before you didn't come, I could occasionally take a bath twice a month, and since you came here until now, Xiao Ye hasn't taken a bath for almost two months!"
I want to die when I smell me now! ”
Meng Huangliang also felt greasy and uncomfortable, and when he heard that there was such a good thing as taking a bath, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Take a bath? Isn't there no water source? ”
Immediately after, he thought of a possibility and asked, "Is it a unique spatial node?" ”
"What do you think? Every time those unique nodes that are suddenly connected to the main hall, they can bring me a large tank of water, plus the toiletries that the master deducts from time to time, is it difficult to take a bath? Xiao Ding Ye sniffed his armpits and underarms lightly, and suddenly rolled his eyes, almost fainting.
This kind of behavior, which is usually normal, is now like suicide, making him make up his mind to take a shower no matter what.
"Didn't you say that if these things that fell out were not returned, it would make this space unstable?" Meng Huangliang glanced at Xiao Ding Ye with disdain, and said, "And shouldn't the water you have taken a bath be poured back the same way?" Wouldn't it really be a problem for you to stay here and steal by yourself? ”
"Hmph, you know a fart!" Xiao Ding Ye rolled his eyes and choked angrily: "Is it that the master has been here for a long time, or has your kid been here for a long time?"
It's your turn to make irresponsible remarks?
Do you want to finish eating and don't want to practice? ”
As soon as these words came out, even if Meng Huangliang had a lot of, he could only swallow it with tears, raised his hands high, and said with a helpless smile: "You are a brother, you are a ruffian, you have the final say!" ”
"Hmph~ That's pretty much it!" Xiao Ding Ye pursed his lips, and said in his heart that this kid was still quite upright when he should be cowardly, twisted his neck, and asked, "Xiao Meng!" What are we going to eat today? ”
"Back to Ding Ye, let's eat Lao Wu Malatang today!"
"What is Lao Wu Spicy Powder?" A trace of doubt flashed in Xiao Ding Ye's eyes, two months before and after, Meng Huangliang's own food was almost eaten, basically he had seen every trick, but this old five spicy hot was the first time he had heard of it.
"Well, that's right, Malatang is made with a variety of side dishes, chili peppers, chili oil and a unique flavoring, and then boiled at high temperatures, which tastes numb, spicy, and hot! That's why it's called Malatang! As he was talking, Meng Huangliang thought of the delicious spicy tang and couldn't help swallowing.
"Oh~ Malatang is the origin of this!" Xiao Ding Ye frowned and thought about it, and then asked, "Then why is this thing called Lao Wu Malatang?" ”
"Huh?" Meng Huangliang was a little dumbfounded, and after thinking about it, he explained: "Because the imperial chef who makes this bowl of spicy hot is called Lao Wu!" That's why this bowl of Malatang is called Lao Wu Malatang! ”
"Okay, what's the matter, hurry up and serve the food, I can't wait!" Xiao Ding Ye looked gearing up, and his previous fatigue was swept away.
Hehe, Meng Huangliang took out two bowls of Lao Wu Malatang, and it was really as he said, the heat was boiling, it seemed that his appetite had increased greatly, and his saliva splashed when he smelled it······ Xiao Ding Ye didn't hesitate, picked up the chopsticks and swallowed, Meng Huangliang looked at the layer of red oil floating on the bowl, frowned and moved the chopsticks to eat.
Who made him greedy, smelled the spicy and hot smell and let the whole two big bowls, and now when he was eating, he realized that this was ground and ditch oil.
That's right, what imperial chef is called Lao Wu, and what Lao Wu Imperial Chef makes Malatang, are all deceitful nonsense, coaxing Xiao Ding Ye and hypnotizing himself by the way.
Isn't it just ground and ditch oil, hey, forget it, eat it!
The health indicators of the Burning Sun Star need to be improved, so I'll talk about it when I go back.
After eating, it was naturally a matter of cultivation, dragging his tired body to barely complete today's cultivation task, Meng Huangliang fell asleep, and the stinky feet of Pan Sen's sculpture were pillowed under his head, and he didn't feel uncomfortable.
After a few breaths, a thunderous snoring sounded.
"Rub, I didn't pay attention to let this kid sleep first!" After Xiao Ding Ye finished picking his teeth, he heard the thunder from Meng Huangliang, complained in his heart, found two earplugs to plug them, and soon fell asleep.
"Gollum~"
In the middle of the night, Xiao Ding Ye was suddenly awakened by a burst of abdominal pain, and his stomach turned upside down, and he couldn't even stand up for a while.
"Suffer, I'm afraid I've eaten my stomach!"
Xiao Ding Ye frowned, sweated profusely, and weakly shouted Meng Huangliang twice, but he failed to wake up the dead pig.
Picked up a short stick, propped himself up and walked to the toilet.
"Whoa, whoa!"
Xiao Dingye's face was full of comfort, but he forgot that he was eating spicy tang this afternoon······· It's really what it smells like when you come in, what it smells like when you go out... There is even a faint qualitative change, becoming more spicy!
"I'll rub it, Meng Dog will hurt me!" Xiao Ding Ye looked hideous, holding a small short stick in his hand, and he was about to burst into flames.
Everyone eats the same products, there is no reason for Xiao Ding Ye to have an accident, but Meng Huangliang is safe and sound.
Sure enough, another five minutes passed, and something happened!
Half-hideous and half-conscious, Xiao Ding Ye's eyelids covered himself with a cloud of white flowers, and he was so shocked that he didn't think about it, he raised the short stick in his hand and stabbed forward.
"Ah~~~~~~~~~~h
Tsk, this "ah" sound seems to be just a ghost crying wolf howl on the surface, savor the grief of the cuckoo's blood, the "ah" sound is endless, but until the hoarseness is exhausted, the pain in it is not fully expressed.
"Who stabbed me with the teacher's beatings,, and sticks?" Meng Huangliang looked loveless, and when he turned around, he only saw a pit of reincarnation.
Among them, he has made the greatest contribution.
As for Xiao Ding Ye, as soon as he heard the word "ah", he instantly reacted to something bad, and immediately turned over eight thousand miles with a somersault and left this place of right and wrong.
Of course, when he left, he didn't forget to take the golden hoop stick that subdued demons and subdued demons.
Dangdang······ Lose it, lose it, lose it.
With the BGM of the Great Sage learning scriptures sounding, some people have also lost some precious things.
Limped back to the nest, Meng Huangliang thought about it, and went to the place where Xiao Ding Ye was sleeping to take a look.
"Little Ding Ye? Little Dingye? Meng Huangliang estimated that nine times out of ten, it was this three-inch Ding who took advantage of him during the day and killed people at night.
This place is so big, there can be no one else, and even if there is, it is impossible to squat at him at night and give him a fatal blow.
Don't think about it, Xiao Ding Ye's suspicion is the biggest!
"Eh, what's the matter, little Mencius?" Xiao Ding Ye rubbed his eyes sleepily, looking like he hadn't woken up, and his acting skills were so good that they exploded.
If you don't know, you really think that this grandson has just been woken up.
"Hey, Ding Ye, I had a stomach trouble just now, there is a problem with the spicy tang we ate in the afternoon, let me ask you if there is anything wrong?" Meng Huangliang was also embarrassed to ask directly, did you seriously hurt my cave just now, it would be too embarrassing.
And looking at the expression of these three inches, even if he said it directly and embarrassedly, people don't want to admit it!
"Huh?" A line of fine sweat broke out on his forehead, and Xiao Ding Ye didn't dare to wipe it even if he knew that he was wrong, for fear of being seen that he had a ghost in his heart.
"What can I do? I'm an elemental elf! Not to mention eating a bowl of spicy hot, even if you eat an elephant, you will be fine! Xiao Dingye's brain turned, so he found a reason to prevaricate.
"Okay!" Meng Huangliang had a bitter face, he was embarrassed to say it directly in this situation, opened his mouth, and asked, "In addition to the people who came in through the sun's light to cast spells in our place, have any other living creatures come in?" ”
Xiao Ding Ye will only care about himself, and when he heard the words, he didn't think about it, so he said: "Of course there is!" ”
"What ?!!!" Meng Huangliang suddenly tightened his hole, there might be strangers coming in this ghost place?
"Cut, what's there to be surprised about? I still remember a long time ago, I don't know what went wrong, I passed in a Nashbaron to my master, and he almost didn't eat me! Xiao Ding Ye patted his little chest with palpitations, acting like the real thing.
“······” Meng Huangliang was suddenly distressed, thinking about the old perverts that might exist here, Meng Huangliang lowered his voice and said, "Then Little Ding Ye, can I sleep here tonight?" ”
"Sleep, sleep~" Xiao Ding Ye patted the dust on the slate, looking very generous.
After a night without words, Meng Huangliang survived the night on his stomach, and only he knew the pain.
The days passed quietly, and after another half a month, the two of them could no longer see their original appearance.
Spend all day with garbage, and if you are a fairy, you have to be stained with dirt.
The two beggars, large and small, who had created evil forms, were lying on their backs, exuding a foul smell all over their bodies, and even the closest people could not recognize the two of them at the first time.
Maybe if you throw them directly into the coal pile now, you can't tell who is the coal and who is the human.
"Hey~ Old man Ding, I can't bear it anymore!" Helplessly saying this, Meng Huangliang felt a sour nose and almost didn't cry.
It's not that he hasn't suffered hardships, thinking that back then, he gritted his teeth and stood up for ten kilometers of weight-bearing cross-country, thinking that there was no suffering in this world that could stop him, but he didn't expect to plant a heel here.
All trials and blessed lands are deceitful.
"Phew~ Look at your appearance!" Xiao Ding Ye wiped the stains on his body, but found that the more he wiped it, the darker it became, and scolded angrily: "I can't bear it at every turn, and I seem to be able to bear it!" ”
opened his mouth, but Meng Huangliang couldn't think of anything to refute.
If he hadn't gotten what he wanted, he would have packed up and slipped away, where could he sit and dump garbage all day.