This Nima.

The huge body is more than 2 meters tall, and the head is as huge as a wheel!

The hair stretched vigorously like a blooming sun, and a natural aura of a king couldn't stop leaking sideways, just standing a few meters away, Tang San felt a little drunk.

"Bald dude?"

"Huh? Oooh...... What did you just say?" Tang San was in a trance, and he easily accepted this title?

The green-haired lion smiled: "Take a seat!" Please!"

"Huh? Oooh......" Embarrassed, he got up and sat down on the leather sofa, and the blue-haired lion opposite also sat on the Iron Throne opposite.

Tang San only noticed at this time that this green-haired lion was wearing a golden cloak and a sleeveless black iron armor, which was not very powerful.

However, it wore a tall white barrel-shaped hat on its head, which was as tall as half an arm, which was very strange.

Before Tang San could open his mouth to ask, the green-haired lion had already seen through the question in his heart: "You guessed correctly, the head of this group is a tenth-level chef of Kaifeng cuisine, and he will only wear this hat on extremely formal occasions." ”

"Oh." Tang San didn't seem to understand when he heard it.

Then, the two fell into an awkward silence.

The blue-haired lion crossed his fingers under the bridge of his nose, a pair of billiard-sized eyes on his head, and the corners of his mouth maintained a restrained smile, staring at Tang San motionless like a statue.

No, exactly, in "appreciation".

This color and unwavering eyes directly made Tang San's shame soar, and his whole body was like countless ants climbing up and down, crawling in and out of fear, oops, this is uncomfortable.

"Slap" slapped his palm on the table, Tang San opened the door and made it clear: "Let's say it clearly, Your Excellency must be the body of a poor monk, right?"

"No, no!" The green-haired lion held the drooling saliva while explaining solemnly, "It's just simple admiration, with a little innocuous impulse, roar~"

"Chongdong (impulsive)? Han man is full of buildings? Your Excellency is too greedy!" If it was really a lion who opened his mouth widely, he actually collected a room of beautiful men like Tang San?

It's so cruel!

"I ...... Is it wrong for me to be impulsive? Is there something wrong with natural nature, the instinct of the taste buds? Roar~"

"Don't cover it up anymore, the poor monk is in a hurry, it's okay to deal with it!"

"Shout? Head of the CorpsTM...... Admire! One word admiration! The bald brother is really brittle!" The blue-haired lion resisted the urge to hit the man, sat back on the Iron Throne, and regained his composure.

"In that case, I'll just open the pot and say it straight - this head of the regiment, I want to eat you."

A sharp warning!

Tang San had never seen such an honest monster, and he was even a little moved.

"Yes!" The loud declaration was Tang San's sympathy for his opponent.

However, this sentence of "can" directly scared the green-haired lion away. It leaped more than a dozen meters away, nervously probing around as if it was guarding against some sneak attack.

Tang San was stunned for a moment, which one is this singing?

The blue-haired lion monster confirmed that there was no sneak attack around, but still roared in his heart: "It is impossible for a normal person to be willing to be eaten!" Either you want to die a long time ago, or you have a fraud! This bald man has a conspiracy! ”

"Really let the head of the regiment eat it?" The green-haired lion still didn't believe it.

"Yes, you can eat it if you kill me."

I tm a slap in the face...... The blue-haired lion almost didn't scold, isn't this nonsense, if I beat you to death, I don't want to do what I want to do with you, I can use you?

Dusting off his body, the green-haired lion straightened his waist again: "Brother Bald, it's easy to kill you, but the head of this regiment, as a gourmet, never does this kind of insulting behavior." ”

"Ingredients?"

"That's right!" The green lion waved his hand, "People who don't respect ingredients will never understand the true meaning of food." ”

“……”

"The head of this regiment looks down on the kind of people who eat when they open their mouths and have no sense of reverence in their lives, that is simply a waste of food and a violent destruction of heavenly things, that kind of person is not worthy of eating, let alone enjoying top ingredients."

"So...... What do you have to do with the poor monks? "The more I talk about it, the more inexplicable it becomes.

The green lion monster looked up to the sky and smiled: "Woohahaha, the bald brother is really crispy." The head of this regiment just said one sentence - I will stand here and let you punch three times, if you can put me down, the head of this regiment will let you go down the mountain. How is it? Roar~"

"Is there such a good thing?" Hit him three times and go down the mountain?

Tang San was shocked, but he still tried his best to keep his senses: "You let the poor monk beat the poor monk, when I call Huazi to yell?" Hehe. ”

"Hiss......" the green-haired lion gasped, "This is all refused?" It's got an inner taste. The head of this regiment will give you one last chance, to fight or not to fight?"

"Don't fight!" Tang San sternly refused, and then instantly punched the green lion.

The punch was so fast that it ended before the eyelids could blink.

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Didn't you say you wouldn't fight?? A few meanings???

The green-haired lion was stunned for 0.01 seconds, and then grinned lightly: "I said no, but my body is very honest."

"Hahaha," Tang San couldn't help laughing, "Is this still honest?" Your Excellency is not scattered?"

As the saying goes, soldiers don't get tired of cheating, Tang San was quite satisfied with this move, and he never minded practicing the tactics in these military books in actual combat.

"Tick, tick, tick-poof-boom-blah-"

A strange sound sounded, and the two looked around, whose faucet was on?

I saw that the belly of the blue-haired lion had not opened a fountain at some point—that was exactly the part where Tang San had punched just now.

Blood gushes like a fountain! The power of this punch can be seen.

It's time for the green-haired lion to fall, right? It doesn't seem to have to be used with three punches.

"Huh? Hey, fountain! Hey, look, it's really exciting! Come on, take a sip, roar~" The green-haired lion bent down and put his mouth together as if nothing happened, and actually drank it directly.

This savage scene makes the stomachs churn in the ears of the straight professor. It's so brutal that you even drink your own, this is still human!

Tang San hurriedly covered his mouth and almost didn't spit it out.

"Cool!" The blue-haired lion shook his head, and his whole face was like a bucket of red paint splashed, and it was still steaming, and the color was so intense that it made people breathless.

Tang San was even more disgusted, vomiting~

"Hehe," the blue-haired lion smiled coldly, and instantly raised his hand to tap three times around the spring, and the blood spring came to an abrupt end.

"This ...... This weirdo would even self-proclaim his acupuncture path?" Tang San's eyes widened in disbelief.

Originally, he only existed in Master Jin's martial arts novels, but he didn't expect to be able to see it with his own eyes here, and the user was still a Tianzhu weirdo?

Anyway, this skill is so powerful! It's incredible! Isn't this a magic skill to forcibly extend one's life in battle? was already about to be killed, but this one is alive again - isn't this open!

"Hmph." The blue-haired lion saw through the shock in Tang San's heart, "Carving insect skills, why do you have enough teeth, roar~"

"The head of this regiment has been overwhelmed recently, and he just put his blood pressure down. Bald brother, do you dare to continue fighting?"

If you don't lose blood when you beat others, why don't you dare to fight?

"No more fighting!" Tang San spoke again in amazement.

White let him not fight?

The green-haired lion was directly stunned: this ...... This ingredient is truly extraordinary!

The best!

But the more this happens, the more unstoppable the saliva becomes......

Shihuling March does not know the taste of meat, such a living, white and tender human standing in front of him, how much of a temptation for meat-loving eccentrics, can be imagined.

The more Tang San is alive, the more the green lion monster can't stand it, how fragrant this tendon meat tastes, fresh, strong, tender, and it must be chewy......

At the same time, in the depths of the cave that could not be seen, a voice whispered: "The head of the regiment is so determined, I can bear it!"

"Forbearance? Isn't it fragrant to get sashimi directly!"