Chapter 47: Mulan Poems
Three years ago. In the classroom of self-study in the morning, the content of "Mulan Poems" was read in unison: "Chirp and chirp, Mulan is a household weaver." I don't hear the sound of the machine, but I hear the woman sigh ......" After that, it is free to recite, and the students recite each other, each group member recites to the group leader, each group leader recites to the class representative, and the class representative recites to the teacher.
At that time, it was a group of columns, Zhang Fengchen and Zhang Yuqian were two groups next to each other, and Zhang Fengchen was the representative of the Chinese class, but classical Chinese has always been Zhang Fengchen's most fatal weakness. Zhang Yuqian next to her is the leader of that group, according to the regulations, she has to recite it to Zhang Fengchen, and only every time she endorses it, Zhang Fengchen can talk to Zhang Yuqian.
Therefore, as soon as it came to the endorsement, Zhang Yuqian had a headache, and she had to endorse it to that slut again. At first, Zhang Yuqian was still endorsing by herself, but later fell into a fantasy and said to herself: "Hua Mulan is so handsome, a heroine among women, a heroine, I want to be like Mulan in the future." ”
"Come on, you, crying all day long, like a princess, and you still want to be Mulan?" At that time, Zhang Fengchen was in high spirits, and the whole person looked handsome and handsome, with an inch of hair that looked very sunny, and there were some pimples on his face. Even if Zhang Fengchen no longer bullied Zhang Yuqian, the two are still mortal enemies and often quarrel.
After hearing this, Zhang Yuqian took a deep breath and closed her eyes slightly, as if suppressing her anger. The immature goose egg face, fair skin, pretty face with a little light makeup, and long black hair reaching to the waist, which looks even more bright and shiny. At that time, Zhang Yuqian was relatively good-looking, but Luoying Middle School, as the best middle school in Luoying City, can be described as a beautiful woman.
Zhang Yuqian is inconspicuous among a group of beauties, and only people like Zhang Fengchen can notice her. And Zhang Fengchen wanted to deliberately provoke an incident, but Zhang Yuqian did not show weakness at all, and said angrily: "Can you say a few words?" I'm annoyed, I'm annoyed, sluts talk, I don't listen. ”
"Then you still can't endorse it? The endorsement task is not completed, and the text has to be copied three times. Zhang Fengchen raised his eyebrows, the purpose of saying this was naturally to attract Zhang Yuqian's attention. In middle school, the 38 lines of the two were very distinct, and if anyone dared to cross the line, it would be a slap in the face, which was naturally Zhang Yuqian's attention.
But even so, Zhang Fengchen often deliberately crossed the line and had physical contact with Zhang Yuqian, and received a lot of slaps in the past three years. This time Zhang Fengchen saw that Zhang Yuqian was a little angry, and deliberately crossed the 38th parallel, Zhang Yuqian's reaction was very fast, obviously it had formed a habit, and slapped a palm directly on Zhang Fengchen's head.
"Humph! Copy it! What's the big deal? Anyway, I just won't recite it to you! Zhang Yuqian turned her head and lay on the desk, looking ignorant. Zhang Fengchen's purpose in doing this was naturally to let Zhang Yuqian beat himself to be angry, but the effect at that time may not be very significant.
Later, except for Zhang Yuqian, every other team leader had already passed Zhang Fengchen's place. Seeing that Zhang Yuqian was still lying on the table, Zhang Fengchen touched it lightly with his fingers, but he was hit again and had to leave first. Then Zhang Fengchen came to the teacher and memorized "Mulan Poem" smoothly.
"Oh! My dear representative of the Chinese class, it seems that you are very well prepared for this classical Chinese. Usually classical Chinese is your biggest weakness, if you can do a good job in classical Chinese, the second grade of Chinese, it is not a dream at all. Zhang Fengchen, who had never been able to remember classical Chinese before, quickly memorized "Mulan Poems" for some reason, which was also a big surprise to the teacher.
As for why Wenyan is still second in the grade, it is naturally that there is a monster in front of him who is the first in the grade, and now everyone has reached a consensus, that is, to compete for the second in the grade. Whoever is second in the grade will be awesome. When the teacher asked the reason why "Mulan Poem" was memorized so well this time, Zhang Fengchen said lightly:
"For one person."
Time goes back to the present, and the opposite side in the game is overwhelmed and quickly chooses to surrender. In the end, Jiang Muran's Yao won the MVP position, which also greatly surprised Jiang Muran, who originally thought that the MVP would be given to the gods, but he didn't expect to give it to himself. Among so many gods, he actually won the MVP? Is it possible to play professionally myself?
This is just a joke in Jiang Muran's heart, in fact, to be honest, I want to go to the profession very much. But my strength doesn't allow it, and now I haven't even been on a star, so what are you talking about playing professionally? Moreover, if women play professionally with men, there will be a lot of inconvenience in life, and the current KPL is still dominated by men.
After that, Luoshen quickly opened the second one, and because it was a five-row, the position was the same as the top one: Luo Yuanyu was on the first floor, Zhang Fengchen was on the second floor, Nanmu was on the third floor, Li Ao was on the fourth floor, and Jiang Muran was on the fifth floor. Jiang Muran, like the boss, locked Zhong Kui's position in advance, and when it was his turn later, he would ban Zhong Kui.
This hero is really annoying, Jiang Muran has been tortured by this hero countless times, and he has always held a grudge, so now he is putting Ban Zhong Kui. And Luo Yuyu on the other side, this time also had the name of foresight, and after consultation, he typed and said: "You Ban Dunshan." ”
The result of this discussion is to Ban Zhang Liang and Dunshan, judging from the situation of the superiors, the Eastern Emperor does not seem to have much effect on his own lineup, so there is no need to Ban. Zhang Fengchen was teary-eyed when he heard the news at that time, he might have to 08 again, how could he have face in front of Jiang Muran!
Jiang Muran was about to Ban Zhong Kui, but fortunately he saw the news in time and hurriedly replaced it with Dunshan. Since the god let himself Ban Dunshan, then he will put Ban Dunshan in the future, and he will not care about Zhong Kui. Luoshen said this, there must be a profound truth in it, Jiang Mulan thought so, and typed and asked, "Why Ban Dunshan Duck?" ”
At this time, the two sides have already begun to choose heroes, their own side has banned Zhang Liang and Dunshan, and the enemy has banned Master Luban and the new hero Aguduo. For some reason, Luoshen never responded to him, which made Jiang Muran very embarrassed to speak alone. But fortunately, when Jiang Muran helped rob Yao, Luo Yuanyu still helped rob Yao, which made Jiang Muran excited again.
After a moment of silence, Luoshen slowly responded: "BP is a very esoteric science, I can't explain it to you, in short, just listen to my command." You're not a professional, and if I told you, you probably wouldn't understand. Jiang Muran was still quite happy when he saw Luoshen replying to himself, and then his smile froze.
Luoshen is talking about his own food? Although Jiang Muran knows that he is indeed very vegetable, he is still a little reluctant to be said by others, especially if the other party is still distracted, this is too straight, right? Can't you put it a little more euphemistically? Really, Jiang Muran pouted her pink little mouth and replied with one word: "Oh." ”
Then the lineup of the two sides was also quickly finalized, Jiang Muran assisted Yao on the first floor, Leo shooter Marco Polo on the second floor, Nanmu Zhongshan Luna on the third floor, Zhang Fengchen on the fourth floor and Mulan on the side road, and Luo Yuyu on the fifth floor to fight Ye Yun Zhongjun. This is the second lineup given by Luo Iris, let Nanmu's Luna go to the middle and go to the jungle herself.
On the other hand, the opponent's lineup, the side road bites gold, the mid laner Daji, the jungler Li Bai, the shooter descendant, and the auxiliary Cai Wenji, in Nanmu's view, this is the normal lineup of the diamond game. It is estimated that this will be very easy to win again, because once the falling kite is fierce, it will be very fierce, and the opposite side has no ability to defend the jungle area at all.
"The idea of this game is different from the previous game, different lineups and different playing styles, and we find out the advantages and disadvantages of each set of plays. This one doesn't have to start normally, and it can be played more aggressively. Yao should always follow me, then the two of us will go to the anti-blue, and then the middle lane and the shooter can clear the line and come back. Luo Yuyu said coldly about the idea of the beginning, his face expressionless.
On the other side, Jiang Muran was extremely excited, and he fell into the jungle! It's a jungler! The Fallen God has finally been jungled! And it's also the king of the clouds! Gentleman in the clouds! Gentleman in the clouds! Jiang Muran kept lying on the bed and smirking, and rolled several times to celebrate, is this hinting at something? Then Jiang Muran fell into a beautiful fantasy again.
In the fantasy, Jiang Mulan turned into Yao in a pink wedding dress, jumping around in the form of a deer. And coming in front of him was Yun Zhongjun, a handsome gentleman dressed in white, who described him as "out of the mud without staining". When Yun Zhongjun walked in front of him, Jiang Muran turned into a human form, only to see him kneeling down on one knee and said affectionately:
"Will you marry me?"
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"What's the situation? Why did Yao hang up? Is it up to you to do it alone? Is there a problem? Nanmu was very puzzled when he saw that Yao had been staying in the spring water without moving. It can't be a network card, right? For Luo Yuanyu, this kind of bureau is naturally not a problem for one person or four, four or five, but what he cares about is to deduct credit points for hanging up.
Luo Yuyu manipulated Yun Zhongjun to squat in the grass of the lower river, and said lightly: "It's okay, I'm alone, it's enough." Then when the game reached 34 seconds, Yun Zhongjun rushed to the local blue zone with a skill, and accurately hit Li Bai, who was playing blue. At this time, Li Bai had already handed over his skills to the wild monster, and he had no power to fight back at all.
At 40 seconds, the enemy's Li Bai sent a blood. Later, Daji, his descendants and Cai Wenji also came to support one after another. However, Nanmu's Luna and Leo's Marco Polo had already arrived, and the three of them sent their heads one by one, and almost when the descendants of the few rooms arrived, Daji was already dead, and when Cai Wenji arrived, the descendants were already dead.
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